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(Murfreesboro Post)   God takes drugs, demands rocket, jumps from balcony to prove his divinity. Actually did manage to fly for a few seconds   ( divider line
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2013-10-07 09:22:55 AM  
4 votes:
Secondary factor for all weird behavior: (Georgia native).

I mean when I take synthetic drugs -I may think I'm a god but I certainly don't tell anyone and most certainly don't try to fly.

In the words of Bill HIcks (also a Georgia native):

"Always that same LSD story, you've all seen it. 'Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy.' What a dick! fark him, he's an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off on the ground first? Check it out. You don't see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly south-they fly from the ground, ya moron, quit ruining it for everybody. He's a moron, he's dead-good, we lost a moron, farkin' celebrate. Wow, I just felt the world get lighter. We lost a moron! I don't mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am, so that's the way it comes out. Professional help is being sought. How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy. 'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves' . . . 'Here's Tom with the weather."
2013-10-07 08:59:51 AM  
2 votes:
Bath Salts.
Not even once.
2013-10-07 09:41:23 AM  
1 vote:
The whole trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
2013-10-07 09:40:22 AM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: That wasn't flying, that was falling with style.

There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. Its knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that provides the difficulties.
2013-10-07 09:34:36 AM  
1 vote:
"Bath Salts" will mess you up. Dopamine blockers and enhancers. Uppers and downers. All together in one package with different strengths, perhaps by batch, inconsistently cut.

I'm sticking to beer and pot.

/Well, and have someone you don't like try the acid first.
2013-10-07 09:30:46 AM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: That wasn't flying, that was falling with style.

He forgot the "missing the earth" part.

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2013-10-07 09:30:09 AM  
1 vote:
It is said that shortly after Jesus came into his power, Satan tempted him in a number of ways. One of these ways was trying to convince him to jump off a cliff for fun. Jesus didn't jump. He also didn't die (that day, at least).

Would-be religious figures, take note.
2013-10-07 08:51:22 AM  
1 vote:
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"What does God need with bath salts?"
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