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(Death and Taxes Magazine)   New Mexico police arrive on scene to serve and protect. Specifically, to taser the naked guy who broke into the house and was eating from the cat bowl   (deathandtaxesmag.com) divider line 25
    More: Strange, New Mexico, Mike Wolfersperger, aggravated burglary  
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2013-10-07 08:39:25 AM
Meth is a helluva drug.
 
2013-10-07 09:04:30 AM
To be fair, if someone broke into our house and was naked in the kitchen eating from the cat bowl, the taser is the light end of what I'd hope for.
People that far gone on drugs are capable of pretty much anything, and that's scary.
 
2013-10-07 09:36:03 AM
I bet I know what he was thinking.

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2013-10-07 10:23:06 AM
What a pussy!
 
2013-10-07 10:24:52 AM

W. T. Fark: Meth is a helluva drug.


Came here for this...thanx
 
2013-10-07 10:25:20 AM
At least he wasn't eating the cat...

/Naked and tased is no way to go through life, son
 
2013-10-07 10:38:41 AM
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I say drop an ATM on the dude.  It's the only way to be sure.
 
2013-10-07 10:42:13 AM
But I thought Walt was a lumberjack now?
 
2013-10-07 10:44:29 AM
I'll have what he's having!

/The drugs, not the cat food
//Ok, maybe the cat food, too
 
2013-10-07 10:53:00 AM
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Be sure to wash the bowl after he's done. And then throw the bowl away.
 
2013-10-07 11:02:57 AM
FTFA:  "This is the first instance of a naked man breaking and entering to eat a bowl of cat food in New Mexico this week."

Is this a recurring problem?
 
2013-10-07 11:08:53 AM
When did eating from a cat bowl become a crime?

Also: Nice touch describing the guy as "absolutely nucking futs".
 
2013-10-07 11:13:10 AM

W. T. Fark: Meth is a helluva drug.


First thing that came to mind, disturbingly.
 
2013-10-07 11:22:20 AM
Maybe he was a cat burglar.
 
2013-10-07 11:30:30 AM

DoctorWhat: FTFA:  "This is the first instance of a naked man breaking and entering to eat a bowl of cat food in New Mexico this week."

Is this a recurring problem?


Whatever you do, don't ask them about last week.
 
2013-10-07 11:55:32 AM

uncleacid: Maybe he was a cat burglar.


winner
 
2013-10-07 12:06:16 PM
Yee naaldlooshi?
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/zis is absholutly fashinating
 
2013-10-07 12:43:02 PM

DoctorWhat: FTFA:  "This is the first instance of a naked man breaking and entering to eat a bowl of cat food in New Mexico this week."

Is this a recurring problem?


I don't know, but that would have made a much better headline than what subby produced.
 
2013-10-07 02:46:18 PM
He's not nucking futs. It was cat food. Understandable mistake.

If he was at the table with the litter box and chop sticks...
 
2013-10-07 02:49:45 PM
Drugs never cease to amaze me.


/we need more people who think they can fly
 
2013-10-07 02:51:29 PM
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/u no can has
 
2013-10-07 02:53:51 PM

unlikely: To be fair, if someone broke into our house and was naked in the kitchen eating from the cat bowl, the taser is the light end of what I'd hope for.
People that far gone on drugs are capable of pretty much anything, and that's scary.


My first thought.
 
2013-10-07 03:11:13 PM
So that's what happened to Pinkman! Was there an El Camino parked out front?
 
2013-10-07 03:22:15 PM

W. T. Fark: Meth is a helluva drug.


could have been 'bath salts'....
 
2013-10-07 04:28:24 PM

cedarpark: W. T. Fark: Meth is a helluva drug.

could have been 'bath salts'....


If it were, he'd have been eating the cat.
 
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