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(Politico)   To continue a career unmarred by success, Harry Reid is already planning his re-election three years from now   (politico.com) divider line 41
    More: Dumbass, Harry Reid, Nevada Senate, reelection, Ohio Republican, lame duck  
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2013-10-07 10:22:27 AM
There's trolling, and then there's submittard.
 
2013-10-07 10:23:20 AM
Yeah that guy has totally done nothing as Senate Majority Leader.

Oh except for that mass of legislation passed in 2009 and 2010, all while keeping the Senate relatively congenial despite an influx of crazy from the GOP.
 
2013-10-07 10:24:21 AM
DNRTFA, but I am no big fan of Reid.  However, if this is what serves as competition, you can go f*ck yourself, kids.

www.ontheissues.org
 
2013-10-07 10:25:21 AM
Is being Senate Majority Leader not a success?

If not, I am a bigger failure than I realize.
 
2013-10-07 10:25:42 AM
Fun fact: One of the characters in tbe movie "Casino" is based on Harry Reid.
 
2013-10-07 10:25:51 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Its nice to see Sharron Angle submitting headlines to Fark.
 
2013-10-07 10:26:04 AM
Wasn't Reid going to lose until the derp-meisters nominated some wackjob who lose an easy election for them?
 
2013-10-07 10:26:20 AM
So he's got the Obama Quantum Disease, huh? Able to simultaneously be the most incompetent and diaobolical person in history?
 
2013-10-07 10:26:23 AM
Politicians plan for re-election years ahead of time? Wow, color me shocked!
 
2013-10-07 10:26:27 AM

coeyagi: However, if this is what serves as competition


tiny fist of rage, etc...
 
2013-10-07 10:27:35 AM

jayhawk88: Able to simultaneously be the most incompetent and diaobolical person in history?


We need a cool pic like the Obama Magical Time Machine that covers the political Quantum Machine.
 
2013-10-07 10:28:43 AM

coeyagi: DNRTFA, but I am no big fan of Reid.  However, if this is what serves as competition, you can go f*ck yourself, kids.

[www.ontheissues.org image 300x418]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 10:29:52 AM
Somebody out there is making a fortune at the expense of the rest of us.  That's all I know for certain about this melodrama ending in tragedy.

To quote a hero of mine:

"We're not just doing this for the money... We're doing this for a shiatLOAD of money!"
 
2013-10-07 10:30:02 AM
Reid took way too long to comprehend the contemporary GOP id but otherwise he's not too bad a majority leader. Scuttlebutt says he was livid with Obama over negotiating during the last debt ceiling hostage crisis which puts Reid's acumen well above the president's.
 
2013-10-07 10:36:10 AM
I'm not a big fan of Ried. That being said, Jesus effin Christ! Can't you guys come up with your own freakin memes, or do you have to keep stealing them?

Idiots
 
2013-10-07 10:42:20 AM
I see we're going for the Rovian meme transfer with that headline.  Good luck subby, we're all counting on you.
 
2013-10-07 10:43:57 AM

bdub77: Yeah that guy has totally done nothing as Senate Majority Leader.

Oh except for that mass of legislation passed in 2009 and 2010, all while keeping the Senate relatively congenial despite an influx of crazy from the GOP.


Which is lost under the shrill whining and smarmy sniping he does instead of letting the GOP hang itself. The guy's got a little more of the egomaniac than the average senator.
 
2013-10-07 10:48:01 AM

jayhawk88: So he's got the Obama Quantum Disease, huh? Able to simultaneously be the most incompetent and diaobolical person in history?


Schrodinger was into politics, it seems
 
2013-10-07 10:52:03 AM

AttawaYawattA: Somebody out there is making a fortune at the expense of the rest of us.  That's all I know for certain about this melodrama ending in tragedy.

To quote a hero of mine:

"We're not just doing this for the money... We're doing this for a shiatLOAD of money!"


Ahhhhhh Attawa... when you're right you're right. And you, you're always right!
 
2013-10-07 10:55:08 AM
I have it on good authority Reid paid no federal income taxes last year.
 
2013-10-07 11:14:22 AM
General rules for submitting a trolling headline:

If Democrat or Liberal, take the article's general premise and embellish a little, or make a funny pun.

If Republican or Conservative, make a joke stating the exact opposite of the article's premise.

If Tea Party member, ignore article and just post crap.
 
2013-10-07 11:26:42 AM

Cletus C.: I have it on good authority Reid paid no federal income taxes last year.


I have it on good authority that Mitt Romney used the Benghazi tragedy for political gain.

static.guim.co.uk


//cue "Hero" by Chad Kroeger on your playlist
 
2013-10-07 11:28:07 AM

LeoffDaGrate: General rules for submitting a trolling headline:

If Democrat or Liberal, take the article's general premise and embellish a little, or make a funny pun.

If Republican or Conservative, make a joke stating the exact opposite of the article's premise.

If Tea Party member, ignore article and just post crap.



Also- if Republican or conservative- take a meme that's been around forever making fun of one of your guys and use it on the democrat in question.
 
2013-10-07 11:37:10 AM
It's the Republicans that are writing his ticket back.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-10-07 11:39:55 AM
I'm not a big fan of Reid's, but if he can win by 6% in a mid-term election cycle (2010), I think he wouldn't have much trouble winning in a presidential election year.
 
2013-10-07 11:58:48 AM
Wrong person on the meme, subby. Which troll alt got this one through?
 
2013-10-07 12:01:54 PM

LeoffDaGrate: General rules for submitting a trolling headline:

If Democrat or Liberal, take the article's general premise and embellish a little, or make a funny pun.

If Republican or Conservative, make a joke stating the exact opposite of the article's premise.

If Tea Party member, ignore article and just post crap.


You sound oppressed.
 
2013-10-07 12:07:01 PM

coeyagi: Cletus C.: I have it on good authority Reid paid no federal income taxes last year.

I have it on good authority that Mitt Romney used the Benghazi tragedy for political gain.



You've been watching too many youtube videos.
 
2013-10-07 12:10:37 PM
Reid is also orange and cries alot! 

Take that liebruhls!

/nailed it

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-07 12:21:25 PM

coeyagi: Cletus C.: I have it on good authority Reid paid no federal income taxes last year.

I have it on good authority that Mitt Romney used the Benghazi tragedy for political gain.




//cue "Hero" by Chad Kroeger on your playlist


What gain?
 
2013-10-07 12:29:46 PM

bdub77: coeyagi: DNRTFA, but I am no big fan of Reid.  However, if this is what serves as competition, you can go f*ck yourself, kids.

[www.ontheissues.org image 300x418]

[i.imgur.com image 300x418]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 12:37:59 PM
Well at least he got the Cheifs to 5-0.
 
2013-10-07 01:01:48 PM

flynn80: Well at least he got the Cheifs to 5-0.


"I before E except after C" does not apply to the word "Chiefs."
 
2013-10-07 01:28:01 PM

Born in 1939

Nevada State government 1969

Nevada Gaming Commissioner 1977

US House of Reps 1983

US Senate 1987


Harry,


You have been serving your state or country since 1969. You've been in politics for 44 years. Thank you for your service. Now please go home. It's ok. We will get along without you. You are just not that important. And thanks as well to anybody from either party that has served more than 20 years. Now please go home as well. If you really love your country, go home.

 
2013-10-07 01:57:56 PM

Lando Lincoln: flynn80: Well at least he got the Cheifs to 5-0.

"I before E except after C" does not apply to the word "Chiefs."


That's great man, but who are the chefs?
 
2013-10-07 02:43:17 PM

Irregardless: Born in 1939Nevada State government 1969Nevada Gaming Commissioner 1977US House of Reps 1983US Senate 1987
Harry,
You have been serving your state or country since 1969. You've been in politics for 44 years. Thank you for your service. Now please go home. It's ok. We will get along without you. You are just not that important. And thanks as well to anybody from either party that has served more than 20 years. Now please go home as well. If you really love your country, go home.


What is it with people and these arbitrary "go home" demands? If the people of Nevada think Harry Reid is the best man for the job, then there's absolutely no reason they should be precluded from returning him to office. Likewise for every other serving elected official.
 
2013-10-07 02:47:08 PM
I hope you get cancer Submitter.  And have no health insurance.  After the rounds of 'go fark yourself' of course.
 
2013-10-07 03:24:13 PM

qorkfiend: Irregardless: Born in 1939Nevada State government 1969Nevada Gaming Commissioner 1977US House of Reps 1983US Senate 1987
Harry,
You have been serving your state or country since 1969. You've been in politics for 44 years. Thank you for your service. Now please go home. It's ok. We will get along without you. You are just not that important. And thanks as well to anybody from either party that has served more than 20 years. Now please go home as well. If you really love your country, go home.

What is it with people and these arbitrary "go home" demands? If the people of Nevada think Harry Reid is the best man for the job, then there's absolutely no reason they should be precluded from returning him to office. Likewise for every other serving elected official.


He might have a point... My representative needs to GTFO of politics, and I can't wait to tell him to do precisely that next election.
 
2013-10-07 05:36:04 PM
Reid has kept your government sane in the face of he house's madness the last years. For that alone he deserves continuation.
 
2013-10-07 09:48:52 PM
I like Reid. I think he does a good job with what he has to work with.
 
2013-10-08 01:10:06 AM
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Yeah... How'd that go for you again?
 
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