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2013-10-07 10:00:06 AM  
That's pretty shiatty.
 
2013-10-07 10:02:58 AM  
Ewwwwww....

Story linked at the bottom of the page about a woman injured when her sex partner stuck a toy on the end of a saber saw and used it on her...
 
2013-10-07 10:03:12 AM  
"We just want it to stop," Tuckett said. "We just want it to go away and nobody is doing anything."

What a whiny biatch.
 
2013-10-07 10:03:18 AM  
ratshiat crazy
 
2013-10-07 10:04:50 AM  
Friction isn't always a good thing, Patrick.  :o
 
2013-10-07 10:05:51 AM  
Yet help is still is necessary...

Not Colorado's grammar leader.
 
2013-10-07 10:06:41 AM  
This is not a story worth repeating, yet here we are.  Too lazy to find the orginal.
 
2013-10-07 10:06:41 AM  
www.mnn.com

Knows the feeling
 
2013-10-07 10:06:52 AM  
Maybe she hates her bathroom?
 
2013-10-07 10:08:15 AM  

tripleseven: That's pretty shiatty.


Take it from me, shiat is never pretty.
 
2013-10-07 10:08:17 AM  
Sadly this sounds like the beginning of the end stage of applying mental health law and putting her in a facility =/
 
2013-10-07 10:08:39 AM  
www.purina.ca

They make this for "human neighbors"?
 
2013-10-07 10:08:55 AM  
I'm willing to bet we've got a hoarder situation going here.

At least going outside makes . . . some sort of sense, I guess, compared to the folks you see on the umpteen hoarders shows that are pooping in buckets and such.
 
2013-10-07 10:13:19 AM  
Light a match go dogs sake...

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2013-10-07 10:13:49 AM  
Bet there's no running water at the place. That could be a health code foot in the door.
 
2013-10-07 10:14:52 AM  
I never get tired of seeing pixelated poop.
 
2013-10-07 10:15:33 AM  
Poop trifecta in play...on Monday, no less.
 
2013-10-07 10:17:09 AM  
cdn.videogum.com
Approves.
 
2013-10-07 10:18:16 AM  
How is pooping outside in a residential area for months not illegal.... what the hell?
 
2013-10-07 10:21:40 AM  
I wonder how many firearms she own.
 
2013-10-07 10:22:29 AM  
To be fair, her begonias look amazing.
 
2013-10-07 10:25:08 AM  
She's a hoarder and her bathroom is destroyed or blocked in by HSN boxes.

/we're done here
 
2013-10-07 10:26:21 AM  

skozlaw: How is pooping outside in a residential area for months not illegal.... what the hell?


And on a property line. If it was on the middle of her property, one thing, but it's like a nuisance tree growing onto your property.

There's probably no city law dealing with such an issue if not caught in the act, and that's possibly public nudity? I used to pee in my backyard all the time. In fact, still do, but behind the tool shed out of sight of the road. I also don't live in a city and was raised in a barn.

And really, who knows if it's human poop? It hasn't been tested.
 
2013-10-07 10:30:00 AM  
www.truthaboutit.net

Hey Baby...how you doin'?

also...

I think he is interested...

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2013-10-07 10:30:13 AM  
Neighbors say for several months the woman has been going to the bathroom outside in her yard near her fence.

How else is the rhubarb going to get fertilized?
 
2013-10-07 10:31:19 AM  
Shouldn't headline read "lack of bathroom habits"?
 
2013-10-07 10:32:02 AM  

PainfulItching: skozlaw: How is pooping outside in a residential area for months not illegal.... what the hell?

And on a property line. If it was on the middle of her property, one thing, but it's like a nuisance tree growing onto your property.

There's probably no city law dealing with such an issue if not caught in the act, and that's possibly public nudity? I used to pee in my backyard all the time. In fact, still do, but behind the tool shed out of sight of the road. I also don't live in a city and was raised in a barn.

And really, who knows if it's human poop? It hasn't been tested.


Raised in a barn but you don't know that the difference between human and animal scat is pretty obvious?

But, yeah. there's probably not a specific Private Property Poop Law they can enforce.  They'll have to go in under some other ordinance.
 
2013-10-07 10:33:09 AM  
Actually, a few of these fake cameras could do some discouraging.
 
2013-10-07 10:35:20 AM  
Just sprinkle some Tabasco sauce or pepper on the area...maybe she won't go there anymore.
 
2013-10-07 10:38:06 AM  

Omnis_evil_twin: PainfulItching: skozlaw: 

Raised in a barn but you don't know that the difference between human and animal scat is pretty obvious?

But, yeah. there's probably not a specific Private Property Poop Law they can enforce.  They'll have to go in under some other ordinance.


Depends on the diet. If she eats a lot of grains and cereals, it could be difficult to prove without DNA testing, and that would take a court order. And that pile may not be the only one. Sure doesn't look like 9 months worth to me.
 
2013-10-07 10:41:34 AM  
We should ban dogs from doing the same thing.
 
2013-10-07 10:41:41 AM  
And if you have someone like Steve-O as a houseguest, well all bets are off. Actually starting to sound like a Dom or other kinkster lives there, and a minion is the mystery pooper.
 
2013-10-07 10:53:20 AM  

Molavian: "We just want it to stop," Tuckett said. "We just want it to go away and nobody is doing anything."

What a whiny biatch.


And if you were the neighbor, you'd just ignore it. Right.

But you're cool on the interwebs. So very, very cool.
 
2013-10-07 11:04:14 AM  

George Babbitt: We should ban dogs from doing the same thing.


Yeah, I saw you trolling on Facebook Friday.  We should ban YOU.
 
2013-10-07 11:05:25 AM  
start talking to her while she goes....some can not "perform" in front of an audience.
remember don't be an unsocial neighbor!

plan B: plant poison ivy.
 
2013-10-07 11:06:35 AM  
If this were a bathroom habit, I don't think there would be a problem.
 
2013-10-07 11:12:04 AM  

Cold_Sassy: We should ban YOU.


You forgot to add:

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-07 11:17:26 AM  
I had a neighbor go loony toons and when his dog died he apparently wrapped it in a carpet or something and tossed it out in the back yard.  It stank for a month or two.  He was a hoarder, and apparently didn't let the dogs out very often.  They did their business in the house on newspapers.  When there was too much crap on the floor the guy would just add another layer of them.

The guy that bought the house pulled 5 dumpsters of stuff out of it.
 
2013-10-07 11:31:18 AM  
It's not really a "bathroom habit" if it's something you do outside of a bathroom.
 
2013-10-07 11:42:49 AM  

WTP 2: start talking to her while she goes....some can not "perform" in front of an audience.
remember don't be an unsocial neighbor!

plan B: plant poison ivy.


Or bamboo. Property lines mean nothing to it, and may push her further into her yard.

It is a biatch to get rid of though.
 
2013-10-07 11:45:56 AM  
From the video, it looks like only a few pixels dropped. I get that in YouTube all the time.
 
2013-10-07 11:52:54 AM  

George Babbitt: Cold_Sassy: We should ban YOU.

You forgot to add:

[img.fark.net image 600x560]


Heh, I thought of this..

blit.com.mx

Or pizza will send out for YOU!
 
2013-10-07 11:54:31 AM  
Have they tried spraying her with the hose?
 
2013-10-07 11:54:42 AM  
I came to make fun of pixelizing the pile o' poo in the video, and see someone else beat me to it...
 
2013-10-07 11:56:06 AM  

DirkTheDaring: To be fair, her begonias look amazing.


I read that as bazongas at first and went back to TFA disappointed.  Begonias still gets you +1 internet, though.
 
2013-10-07 12:09:38 PM  
human feces is a health code violation in most places, it's not something law enforcement typically handles. Gosh, I wonder if that's why the sheriffs couldn't do much, and the health department was giving her violations and getting and order to go inside. Great job on the article for making sure the readers understand that.
 
2013-10-07 12:10:24 PM  
I realize that people don't like the gov't to be able to tell them what they can and can not do, but they can't pop this lady for so much as indecent exposure, not to mention health code/public health violations? Come on, Colorado, get your sh*t together.
 
2013-10-07 12:16:01 PM  

ladyfortuna: Sadly this sounds like the beginning of the end stage of applying mental health law and putting her in a facility =/


How is this sad? If she were in my neighborhood, I'd be slashing her tires and putting rocks through her window until she moved, because I don't give a shiat about her or her well-being. People in hospitals do care about such things.
 
2013-10-07 12:17:13 PM  
They can only see and smell the feces when they get up to her fence and peer through it. If they could see her doing this, they would use that as the reason for putting a stop to her behavior.

It's pretty revolting, but this might be one of the times people are supposed to mind their own business.
 
2013-10-07 12:18:33 PM  
"What we can do in certain circumstances is limited," Line said.

Horse feathers. All you need is 30 pounds of cheese at one end, a hammer and a cork at the other end.
 
2013-10-07 12:22:22 PM  

Pangea: They can only see and smell the feces when they get up to her fence and peer through it. If they could see her doing this, they would use that as the reason for putting a stop to her behavior.

It's pretty revolting, but this might be one of the times people are supposed to mind their own business.


When somebody else's poor habits result in me needing to trap a dozen rats in a week, they've made it my business.
 
2013-10-07 12:31:42 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Pangea: They can only see and smell the feces when they get up to her fence and peer through it. If they could see her doing this, they would use that as the reason for putting a stop to her behavior.

It's pretty revolting, but this might be one of the times people are supposed to mind their own business.

When somebody else's poor habits result in me needing to trap a dozen rats in a week, they've made it my business.



I agree with the sentiment, but that seems like a different issue. If there really is a rat problem, that would be grounds for action.

Also, I changed my mind on playing devil's advocate. She should be fined until the behavior stops, and arrested if it doesn't stop. Even if she's living without running water, that's not a valid excuse.
 
2013-10-07 12:35:36 PM  

Pangea: The My Little Pony Killer: Pangea: They can only see and smell the feces when they get up to her fence and peer through it. If they could see her doing this, they would use that as the reason for putting a stop to her behavior.

It's pretty revolting, but this might be one of the times people are supposed to mind their own business.

When somebody else's poor habits result in me needing to trap a dozen rats in a week, they've made it my business.


I agree with the sentiment, but that seems like a different issue. If there really is a rat problem, that would be grounds for action.

Also, I changed my mind on playing devil's advocate. She should be fined until the behavior stops, and arrested if it doesn't stop. Even if she's living without running water, that's not a valid excuse.


Urine and feces attracting rodents makes it the same issue.
 
2013-10-07 12:41:38 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: I had a neighbor go loony toons and when his dog died he apparently wrapped it in a carpet or something and tossed it out in the back yard.  It stank for a month or two.  He was a hoarder, and apparently didn't let the dogs out very often.  They did their business in the house on newspapers.  When there was too much crap on the floor the guy would just add another layer of them.

The guy that bought the house pulled 5 dumpsters of stuff out of it.


I have a friend who purchased a house in my neighborhood.  He was crowing about what a really great deal he got on the place.  This was before the real estate collapse and houses in that area weren't being sold for "really great deals".  He asked if I would help with the move in and I said yes.  We got a truckload of his stuff and went to the new house.  When I walked in, the place was a beehive of activity. The place was stripped of everything down to the floorboards.  There were painters hard at work and 3 guys spreading a fluid on the walls and the floorboards.  I asked what were they doing.  He said they were a remediation crew and they were spreading a cat piss neutralizer.  He explained the prior owners had a bunch of cats and didn't bother using a litter box.  He showed me a small closet-like room, where he said there had been carpeting installed half way up the wall and it was the area where the cats were supposed to do their business, but, instead they just did it everywhere.  The interior didn't smell too bad and I figured it would be OK after the additional work.  The full effect of what had happened previously, didn't hit me until we were standing outside and he opened the garage door.  Inside was the torn up carpeting and padding, waiting to be disposed of.  Imagine the worst animal house at the zoo, that you have ever been in and then multiply by 50.  It brought tears to my eyes, the stench was so strong.  I returned home to the wife and told her, I now know why he had gotten the place for a song.
 
2013-10-07 12:45:48 PM  
If you get a nice big Dewar of liquid nitrogen I suppose you could make some very nice brown glass....

www.redmeat.com
 
2013-10-07 01:42:41 PM  

patrick767: Ewwwwww....

Story linked at the bottom of the page about a woman injured when her sex partner stuck a toy on the end of a saber saw and used it on her...


Daaaaaaaamn! That's friggin horrible. Talk about tearing it up...
 
2013-10-07 01:58:00 PM  
Oh for fark's sake, somebody buy her a spade and teach her how to use it. "You don't want Jesus to step in it, do you?"
 
2013-10-07 02:11:48 PM  
When I was growing up the people next door were hoarders.  You could see the stacks of newspapers getting higher and higher, eventually covering all of the windows.  During the summer, we would see blow flies swarming between the papers and the then-totally covered windows.  At times, there were mice climbing up the inside of the screens.  When the mice were too crowded, they dispersed into the neighboring homes at which point our cat took up permanent residence in the kitchen where they seemed to congregate.  We lost a toaster a month because one of us would pop it down to use it and the entire thing would start to shake because a mouse was in it.

I took YEARS for the city to do anything, and the only thing they would do was bring over some prisoners from the jail and clean the yard.

It's sad and frustrating for the neighbors and the hoarder, I'm sure.
 
2013-10-07 02:15:45 PM  
blog.toiletpaperworld.com
 
2013-10-07 02:32:41 PM  

skozlaw: How is pooping outside in a residential area for months not illegal.... what the hell?


Came to ask this...I know if I pooped outside in my back yard I'd be getting hauled into the pokey.
 
2013-10-07 03:24:56 PM  
I think the mayor and police chief should shake the hand of the woman who caught 13 rats...

Rats that were drawn, feeding on, traveling around or through, living in and around human feces, etc...

[@ a town get together]: The town owes a debt of gratitude! "Shall we raise a drink?! Cut the cake; pass me that knife! Did you have enough to eat?"

Thank God for the rat catcher!

// "She's a plague neighborhood!"
/// Where's the bathroom?
 
2013-10-07 05:13:13 PM  
Somebody needs to spray her with the hose when she does it.
 
2013-10-07 06:11:24 PM  
So, this isn't an Empowered Single Woman Boldly Making Her Way In A Man's World?

I wonder whether cats/T. Gondii are involved here?
 
2013-10-07 09:35:03 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Pangea: The My Little Pony Killer: Pangea: They can only see and smell the feces when they get up to her fence and peer through it. If they could see her doing this, they would use that as the reason for putting a stop to her behavior.

It's pretty revolting, but this might be one of the times people are supposed to mind their own business.

When somebody else's poor habits result in me needing to trap a dozen rats in a week, they've made it my business.


I agree with the sentiment, but that seems like a different issue. If there really is a rat problem, that would be grounds for action.

Also, I changed my mind on playing devil's advocate. She should be fined until the behavior stops, and arrested if it doesn't stop. Even if she's living without running water, that's not a valid excuse.

Urine and feces attracting rodents makes it the same issue.


Do rats eat shiat? They are probably there for waste piling up in her house. Different, smaller issue that is part of the larger issue of her probably being a hoarder.
 
2013-10-07 11:28:35 PM  
We lived next door to a man with mental issues.  Things would be okay and then he would start playing native-American tribal music and line all the windows with tin foil.  The music would get louder and louder day after day and then the screaming would start.  Calls to the police were worthless because he was not in danger of harming himself or others.  Eventually he would be wearing tin foil clothes because of the "rays" and then he would get out his knives.  THEN we could call the cops as he screamed and yelled from his porch how he was going to get scalps and pay back what had happened to his people. (He was Polish-German)  They would take him away for several weeks and get him medicated and release him.  Things would go okay and then one day he would play the music.......

Until she is a danger to herself or others not much can be done.
 
2013-10-08 01:05:05 AM  
The reporter reminds me of Suzanne Pleshette, RIP.

pics.wikifeet.com

Proof that some women only get better looking as they age...

Remember that unnaturally deep voice?
 
2013-10-08 02:04:27 AM  
Sounds like this woman from Hoarders:

http://tinyurl.com/ohp3mun

Ugh, God, I shouldn't have watched it...
 
2013-10-08 07:19:43 PM  

JesusJuice: ladyfortuna: Sadly this sounds like the beginning of the end stage of applying mental health law and putting her in a facility =/

How is this sad? If she were in my neighborhood, I'd be slashing her tires and putting rocks through her window until she moved, because I don't give a shiat about her or her well-being. People in hospitals do care about such things.


You make a lot of assumptions about people in hospitals.
 
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