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(WWE)   Did the Rhodes Brothers defeat the Shield, or are their careers in the commode? Is the WWE title still being held in abeyance, or has the abeyance been abeyanced? Will Big Show's 9:30 cry happen on schedule on WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA?   (wwe.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, security, Rhodes brothers, Big Show, Monday Night Raw, WWE Championship, Randy Orton  
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2013-10-08 01:00:44 PM  
2 votes:

verbaltoxin: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: verbaltoxin: machoprogrammer: verbaltoxin: machoprogrammer: verbaltoxin: I mean, seriously, NPO, machoprogrammer accepted SPACEBUCKS! With President Scroob's face on them and everything!

Now you know that bad will always win, because good is dumb.

My nPo brothers know that I would never betray them. I've got pony-made glue running through my veins!

You should see a cardiologist. Now. That's probably fatal.

He said it was ok because I'm the pony-hating, glue-using, WOO! horse-eating sonofagun!

Everything about your lifestyle sounds horrible.

*pssst*
let him go, he's on a roll...

Yea, let him have this one. The whole nPo took a nosedive after that pipebombshell I dropped on them a few threads back. Time to let them build back up a little to make for a better feud.

We have another PPV coming up ya know XD

Or we could go all Triple H on the NPO.


...fark their daughters and take over?
2013-10-07 10:47:54 PM  
2 votes:
You think if Goldust exhales sharply enough he'll turn the rest of Rollins' hair blonde? XD
2013-10-07 10:20:27 PM  
2 votes:
Remember kids:

Bella
images.buddytv.com

Plus Della
www.wrestlingnewsworld.com

Equals Fella
www.wrestlingnewsworld.com
2013-10-07 10:18:24 PM  
2 votes:

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I would eat Summer's shiat


And you believe that she would find this attractive, and be drawn to you?
2013-10-07 09:42:33 PM  
2 votes:
botchedspot.com
2013-10-07 09:20:29 PM  
2 votes:
Wait... The Rhodes and DBD as a team?!?

GOATDUST?
2013-10-07 08:25:25 PM  
2 votes:

Dougie AXP: Major Malfunction: clintster: My son just now: "I bet the divas don't like their jobs because people can see their - it starts with a "B" and ends with an "A" and I won't say the other letter."

Well played, <i>clintster's son</i>, well played.

Sucks that AJ got Swaggered by Brie. :( oh well, back to being the Orton break for the Diva's division.

im stumped


www.wwe.com
2013-10-09 09:26:18 AM  
1 vote:

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 424x360]

\ LMS


img.fark.net
2013-10-09 09:18:12 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe I'm not making myself clear...

i1182.photobucket.com

L. M. S.
2013-10-09 09:12:22 AM  
1 vote:
i1182.photobucket.com

LMS!
2013-10-08 10:31:50 AM  
1 vote:
I mean, seriously, NPO, machoprogrammer accepted SPACEBUCKS! With President Scroob's face on them and everything!

Now you know that bad will always win, because good is dumb.
2013-10-08 10:30:34 AM  
1 vote:

verbaltoxin: machoprogrammer: verbaltoxin: machoprogrammer: I'm still shocked Cena is healed already. He must've got some great hgh. AD level hgh.

It either wasn't as bad as WWE told us, or you're right and he's drugged the f*ck out. Should be interesting times when Cena's 50 and all this catches up to him.

Im betting the latter, but it could've been a partial tear. It looked real nasty the night after SS though.

I have no doubt the guy has done some in his day, though. Check out the size of his hands

The nastiness was from fluid mostly. So once that was drained, maybe they found out the tear was partial? And then Cena was like, "I'm the champ, stick me fulla that HGH, holmes!"

So we could both be correct in our assumptions.


Hah that is very possible. He overcame the odds! Of getting a medical exemption for hgh!
2013-10-07 11:23:27 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, I'm bowing out too and watching some Bad Ink.

See you guys next week!

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-10-07 11:08:49 PM  
1 vote:
It seems as though verbaltoxin has been abducted by Ted DiBiase, Jack Tunney, and an army of typing chimpanzees. Let's watch.
2013-10-07 11:07:40 PM  
1 vote:
Jack Tunney is a rotten old corpse! How dare he possess my Fark account!

This will not stand! I paid good, WWE common stock for that gredunza, and dadgummit, this title is MINE.

i.imgur.com

You all just have to live with the fact that I OWN this gredunza, 100%! I own it and you can't have it, no you can't even touch it! It's mine and it belongs to me forever!
2013-10-07 10:56:35 PM  
1 vote:

MagSeven: Dougie AXP: yea where the hell has Kaitlyn been?

Hopefully that thug is behind bars.


I'm currently picturing her gently caring for AJ while she's concussed and taking full advantage of her lack of short term memory.
2013-10-07 10:52:44 PM  
1 vote:
wetalkwrestling.com


"My office has reviewed the controversial gredunza contest from earlier tonight."

"The FWC bylaws explicitly state that the title cannot be purchased. Also since nachoprogrammer forged his contract with verbaltoxin in his twin brother's place, the transaction is hereby null and void."

"However, due to the specious nature of tonight's gredunza victory, I'm left with no choice but to vacate the gredunza and place it into abeyance."
2013-10-07 10:42:28 PM  
1 vote:

my lip balm addiction: verbaltoxin: machoprogrammer: FirstNationalBastard: machoprogrammer: verbaltoxin: [i.imgur.com image 640x360]

That... is beautiful

And the original custom belt.


Pick yourself a nice one from this gallery, if you want. I'm partial to the Mag Seven memorial belt.

I actually like that one, too.

[images.wikia.com image 850x501]

Don't worry, macho. There will be future gredunzas. But this one is now mine. Paid for, lock, stock and barrel.

Because you don't have to be lucky, you don't have to be quick, to win the gredunza. You just gotta have money.

[i.imgur.com image 500x500]

BWAAA--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

So is this true machoprogrammer? Did you have a price? And to sworn enemy of the NPO, verbaltoxin of all people? Tell the truth macho - Supercampion and I need to know.


I would never sell the coveted gredunza title to anyone, much less a pony-lover like verbaltoxin. In fact, I have gone over the tape he claims was me signing the contract. The person signing it was not me, but was in fact my twin brother, nachoprogrammer
2013-10-07 10:40:18 PM  
1 vote:

TheManofPA: A lot of work refunding all those Cox cable packages.


I haven't seen so many cox refunds since the great poison dildo scare of ought three.
2013-10-07 10:39:15 PM  
1 vote:

ShiningWizard: eagles95: Who's feuding with Miz? PLEASE BE WYATT FAMILY!!

Well you little wizard you!


hey....thats what my wife says in the bedroom
2013-10-07 10:26:41 PM  
1 vote:
WWE Creative Humor @WWECreative_ish 39s

You thought just because you didn't order Battleground that you avoided having to see this tag match? Fools. #RAWTonight
2013-10-07 10:21:49 PM  
1 vote:

BATMANATEE: aww shizzle


Q: Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

A. Fo drizzle
2013-10-07 10:18:21 PM  
1 vote:

eagles95: MOVE RYDER


media.kval.com
2013-10-07 10:14:23 PM  
1 vote:

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I would eat Summer's shiat


i'd like to tongue punch her fart box, if you know what i mean
2013-10-07 09:56:13 PM  
1 vote:

TheManofPA: END THIS PROMO SHAWN OR I WILL!


CSB ALERT:

I was playing in a Texas Scramble golf tourney the other day and we all had a chance to hit whatever shot was the best. Every single put I kept telling my teammates to finish it or I will. No one got it.
2013-10-07 09:55:21 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: I want BOB in there


Shut up Aristocles
2013-10-07 09:42:34 PM  
1 vote:
How do you counter a vintage Orton move?

Buttplugs and imodium.
2013-10-07 09:25:42 PM  
1 vote:
Grandpa's off his meds again.
2013-10-07 09:25:28 PM  
1 vote:
My 7 year old daughter is watching RAW for the first time. She is absolutely loving every second. Every match and every move is exciting and painful. "Oh that has to hurt! He has muscles!" Even Steph's acting. "That lady is cruel!" (She also called Steph's barbs "ohhh burn")
2013-10-07 09:13:11 PM  
1 vote:
Where the heck is ShiningWizard?

i1263.photobucket.com
2013-10-07 09:07:53 PM  
1 vote:
Rough weekend for Big Show. First he transforms into a monster truck and kills 8 people in Mexico, then he screws up the main event of last night's PPV, and now he's lost his iron clad contract.
2013-10-07 09:04:15 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: so, "balls" aren't PG?


Mine are TV-MA, at least.
2013-10-07 08:45:40 PM  
1 vote:
This guy....
imageshack.us
@__AKUMA
Until Nattie got in, the most believable thing in that match was Rosa's hair color.
2013-10-07 08:38:52 PM  
1 vote:
i1182.photobucket.com
2013-10-07 08:32:15 PM  
1 vote:

verbaltoxin: Dammit, boner, staaaaaahhhp!


jgtwo.files.wordpress.com
2013-10-07 08:11:19 PM  
1 vote:

verbaltoxin: And that's basically what sex with Stephanie is like.


Totally worth it
2013-10-07 08:10:56 PM  
1 vote:
Waldorf: This show is good for what ails me.
Statler: Well, what ails ya?
Waldorf: Insomnia.
2013-10-07 08:09:31 PM  
1 vote:
And that's basically what sex with Stephanie is like.
2013-10-07 08:07:51 PM  
1 vote:
orignauxmoose.com
2013-10-07 08:07:49 PM  
1 vote:
Show's not a redhead...
2013-10-07 08:04:00 PM  
1 vote:
Steph is horrible but I would still Randy Savage the hell out of her
2013-10-07 08:01:55 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Big Show fisted everyone into abeyance!


i1.ytimg.com

"Wandy Owton fewt duh feauh wising in his chest, his heaht wacing a miwe a second.  Pwetty Wef had wuhed him into a twap fuh cwapping in duh duffew bag with duh bawwwww gag.  Wandy was restwained and his twunks wemoved.  He heawd a heavy bweathing behind him, fowwowed by the sound of wube being appwied awwwww duh way to duh wist.

'Wandy' duh Big Show said, 'by duh time I'm thwough with you, youh gonna need a bag stwapped to youh butt to keep fwom cwapping youh twunks.'

As Wandy fewt pwessuhe on his wear end, he wooked ovuh at Daniel Bwyan, who had just expewienced the same fate.  His gaping entwance caused Wandy to take a deep bweath and twy to wewax, hoping to wessen duh pain if not duh shame.

Twipwe H wasn't gonna wewawd him with duh tituh after dis.  It was gonna be anudda Waw with duh tituh in abeyance."
2013-10-07 07:59:00 PM  
1 vote:
This thread already has more comments than like, 30 minutes into the ppv
2013-10-07 07:45:34 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: Supercampion: ALSO FOR ALL THE NEW PEEPS HERE, IF YOU DISLIKE THE LARPING CLOPPING PONIES, THE NPO (NO PONY ORDER) IS FOR YOU LET ME OR LIP BALM KNOW. WE ARE TOLERANT BUT NOT VERY. ALSO, WE NEED ALL OF YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION AND CREDIT CARD NUMBERS AND IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW:

[i.imgur.com image 850x456]

We are starting to look like the NWO


Except there are more Virgils and Scott Nortons than Hogans and Nashes.
2013-10-07 07:29:28 PM  
1 vote:

my lip balm addiction: robsul82: Hitler is told the WWE Championship is still in abeyance

That is actually pretty damned funny!


I thought so. The highlight being when the other woman reminds ava braun that she can watch it for free on Sky.
2013-10-07 07:03:34 PM  
1 vote:
so is the headline asking if raw is on at 8?
 
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