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(Daily Mail)   Under the hood: Astonishing glimpse into secretive rituals and mundane family life of Ku Klux Klan members across America   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 56
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2013-10-07 08:42:35 AM
7 votes:

liam76: Ok, everything seemed about how I imagined, but can somebody explaint he triforce on their uniform in picture 5?


Obviously you've never played Occarina of Time if you can't recognize the deep seeded racial undertones in the Legend of Zelda franchise.
2013-10-07 10:14:56 AM
6 votes:
Obviously it is better to light one cross than to curse the darkies.....
2013-10-07 09:48:56 AM
5 votes:

Joe Peanut: This picture really says it all, doesn't it?
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He couldn't find the fly swatter
2013-10-07 10:32:54 AM
4 votes:

Sudlow: I figure at least a third of the people in those pictures are snitches for the FBI.


They don't even own a garage.  You can ask their wives.
2013-10-07 10:07:00 AM
4 votes:

Burr: Joe Peanut: This picture really says it all, doesn't it?
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He couldn't find the fly swatter


How can he stand to have a Dora toy in his home.  She's a filthy Messican.

i586.photobucket.com
2013-10-07 10:03:26 AM
4 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
gobbledygeekbtr.files.wordpress.com

FTFA, CTRL-F "Texas", no results.  WHEW!  Least its not OUR racist inbred rednecks, this time.
2013-10-07 10:00:51 AM
4 votes:
i146.photobucket.com
2013-10-07 09:59:58 AM
4 votes:
the_celt:   Her shoes are on the wrong feet also...

Maybe her feet are on the wrong legs?
2013-10-07 09:49:58 AM
4 votes:

Burr: Joe Peanut: This picture really says it all, doesn't it?
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He couldn't find the fly swatter


And the Dora the Explorer chair just adds to the story...
2013-10-07 03:36:41 PM
3 votes:

craigdamage: In exactly what way have these people's lives been impacted by Jews, blacks and gays?


Jews control all the money, a black guy is president, and you're gay for not seeing the obvious.

/I keed
2013-10-07 11:10:04 AM
3 votes:

Burr: Burr: Joe Peanut: This picture really says it all, doesn't it?
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He couldn't find the fly swatter

And the Dora the Explorer chair just adds to the story...



That ain't no Dora the Explorer chair. That is Dora the Illegal Immigrant target practice foam.
2013-10-07 10:15:48 AM
3 votes:
174.132.29.32
2013-10-07 10:01:47 AM
3 votes:

the_celt: This is just sad.  All she will know is the hate that she is taught.  Her shoes are on the wrong feet also...


They're into recycling, at least, so that's nice.
2013-10-07 10:00:41 AM
3 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'll be darned - they DO take their robes to the dry-cleaner.

And I always thought that was just a joke.
2013-10-07 09:54:31 AM
3 votes:
This is just sad.  All she will know is the hate that she is taught.  Her shoes are on the wrong feet also...

i.dailymail.co.uk
2013-10-07 09:45:45 AM
3 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

And THAT, ladies and gents, is progress for women's equality in rural america.
2013-10-07 11:46:54 AM
2 votes:

Aidan: TheMysticS: mike_d85: gnosis301: Does the geezer have a tattoo of a noose on his back?

Yes, but for the life of me, I don't understand why.

Put rope here for great justice

But as far as I can tell, the noose is on his ass, isn't it?

Ohhh. Maybe it's like one of those cock-and-ball torture things.



I FIGURED IT OUT!!  If he gets a mirror he can see something brown dangling from the end of a noose every day!

/Possibly red if he eats too much hot cheetos.
2013-10-07 11:40:54 AM
2 votes:

DeathCipris: Aidan: DeathCipris: The photojournalist has a really cool site. http://www.anthonykaren.com/
Has pictures missing from the article and other groups/locations like Mogadishu, WBC, and White Nationalists/Skin heads.
Really interesting stuff.

These are very cool. Thanks for finding the site!

I'm looking through the white nationalists, and they just look... Normal. Kind of dumb, but normal. The KKK stuff looks much more like poverty than racism (as many have said). The white nationalists look more middle-class.

I actually noticed the same thing. They still have an air of a prison gang, but don't look destitute like the KKK pictures.


Group membership is broken down by class.

Poor scum - KKK
middle class - White Nationalist
upper class - Rotary Club
1% - Illuminati
2013-10-07 11:00:02 AM
2 votes:
'One of the Klansmen he chronicled is an engineer on a nuclear submarine'

More like was by now.
2013-10-07 10:40:12 AM
2 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: 'They live normal lives, some with stronger racial overtones than others. There is wealthy and poor, intelligent and unintelligent... just like anywhere else.'


Really? I didn't see any of these in TFA. The nicest least bad dwelling was still made of concrete blocks and treated lumber. All the rest were strongly indicative of lower economic class.


Even worse, they had 2-liter bottles of carbonated beverages just sitting outside on the window sill.

I say the following as someone born and raised in Indiana, with half my family from Tennessee, and I currently live in Texas: Do KKK family trees EVER fork?
2013-10-07 10:25:56 AM
2 votes:

Kraftwerk Orange: [174.132.29.32 image 458x360]


www.history.com

I can go like 20 on that sign, there has to be room in it for us to make money
2013-10-07 10:15:11 AM
2 votes:
static.rogerebert.com
Goddamn it! This is a raid! I can't see, you can't see! So what? All that matters is can the farkin' horse see! That's a raid!
2013-10-07 10:05:59 AM
2 votes:

orclover: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x550]
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FTFA, CTRL-F "Texas", no results.  WHEW!  Least its not OUR racist inbred rednecks, this time.


I bet they all love "Duck Dynasty."
2013-10-07 10:03:50 AM
2 votes:
I've come fer your daughter, Chuck..err, Tom

i.dailymail.co.uk
2013-10-07 09:58:20 AM
2 votes:
Next week; a look at the secret lives of Skull and Bones members, some have included presidents, secretary of state.
2013-10-07 09:51:53 AM
2 votes:
FTA:known for its white robes with conmical hoods.

FTFY.
2013-10-07 09:51:28 AM
2 votes:
FTFA: He said: 'The majority of the people I've come across are no different than somebody living next door. You'd only know they were in the Klan if they decided to share that with you, had a distinguishing emblem on a tee-shirt or a racially-themed tattoo.

He SAID that, then showed you a bunch of pictures of retarded-looking rednecks in wood-paneled rooms.  Except one.  One picture had a nice family in it.
2013-10-07 09:48:01 AM
2 votes:

mike_d85: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x480]

And THAT, ladies and gents, is progress for women's equality in rural america.


It's about time women were allowed to domestically abuse their husbands!
2013-10-07 07:27:30 PM
1 votes:

Frantic Freddie: I_C_Weener: Sudlow: I figure at least a third of the people in those pictures are snitches for the FBI.

They don't even own a garage.  You can ask their wives.

"Well you may not know it but this man is a spy.
He's a undercover agent for the FBI
And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan!"


I'm a faithful follower of brother John Birch
And a member of the Antioch Baptis Church

/was working construction with rednecks when that came out
//they all thought it was hilarious
2013-10-07 06:41:27 PM
1 votes:

I Browse: DROxINxTHExWIND: From the posts that I normally read here, I'm suprised there isn't more Klan support in this thread.
I initially wondered the same thing, but it kind of makes sense that the usual Fark Klavern isn't in this thread. Most of them don't see themselves as one of these kinds of racists (easily mocked, walking stereotypes, overt in their hatred). They see themselves as "realists" who speak the obvious truth that others are simply too scared (see: politically correct) to say aloud.


These racists look eegnorant. We don't have anybody like that around here. Fark racists are more enlightened.
2013-10-07 02:18:24 PM
1 votes:

Thirty: At the risk of being banned, may I ask a question?


If you're going to ask the question before waiting for an answer, why ask for permission first?
2013-10-07 02:16:47 PM
1 votes:

saturn badger: Burr: My neighbors were alleged Klan members, I think the father was even the local grand dragon or wizard (that was the rumor).  I can't confirm this, my friend said he was visiting them (their daughter was in my grade) for some school group project and he saw all the symbols and robes in their basement, as well as a large Nazi flag.

It wouldn't surprise me though, they were pretty much trash.  Not only did we have to sue them so they would pony up for their half of a fence we were building, but after that legal fiasco they asked if they could use our farm honey wagon to pump out their septic tank.  We also caught them trespassing on our land during deer season.

I also remember driving by a cross burninglighting when I was younger, it was in the local (non-sanctioned)  youth baseball field not more then two miles from my house.

Burning is not the preferred nomenclature.


Well, since they're the ones putting a match to a cross in support of racial hatred, I don't feel all that much like sparing their feelings by calling a burning a lighting.
2013-10-07 01:56:27 PM
1 votes:

Burr: My neighbors were alleged Klan members, I think the father was even the local grand dragon or wizard (that was the rumor).  I can't confirm this, my friend said he was visiting them (their daughter was in my grade) for some school group project and he saw all the symbols and robes in their basement, as well as a large Nazi flag.

It wouldn't surprise me though, they were pretty much trash.  Not only did we have to sue them so they would pony up for their half of a fence we were building, but after that legal fiasco they asked if they could use our farm honey wagon to pump out their septic tank.  We also caught them trespassing on our land during deer season.

I also remember driving by a cross burninglighting when I was younger, it was in the local (non-sanctioned)  youth baseball field not more then two miles from my house.


Burning is not the preferred nomenclature.
2013-10-07 01:15:54 PM
1 votes:
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
2013-10-07 12:54:05 PM
1 votes:

fireclown: CSB time:  Frederick, Maryland was festooned with Klan fliers yesterday AM.  They were in plastic baggies, to protect them from the elements, and put under windshield wipers for about four blocks around Baker park.  I think they might have been put there by KKK protesters who didn't get to protest at Gettysburg, which is about 15 miles north.

I took a pic on my phone, might post it later.

/effing Klan jerkwads.


We Don't call that "fredneck, MD" for nothing you know
2013-10-07 12:45:05 PM
1 votes:

orclover: FTFA, CTRL-F "Texas", no results.  WHEW!  Least its not OUR racist inbred rednecks, this time.


YES!
that is my favorite comic panel of the millions I have read in my life. I have actively provoked conversations with racists just to try to use that line on them.
2013-10-07 12:04:57 PM
1 votes:

Buck Henderson: Overhead lighting is as bad as the Klan.


OMG thank god someone else recognized this.
2013-10-07 12:02:25 PM
1 votes:
Overhead lighting is as bad as the Klan.
2013-10-07 12:02:25 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, they look like the master race to me ...
2013-10-07 11:47:52 AM
1 votes:

btraz70: The 1%
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The son-in-law looks awfully...it looks like he'd enjoys authentic Mexican food is all I'm saying.
2013-10-07 11:11:29 AM
1 votes:
From the posts that I normally read here, I'm suprised there isn't more Klan support in this thread.
2013-10-07 10:56:47 AM
1 votes:

gnosis301: Scyllz: HUD display


*facepalm*
2013-10-07 10:55:07 AM
1 votes:

cajunns: guess you didn't read the caption?


No.  I'm not going to look at a web site prominently featuring KKK apparel at work.
2013-10-07 10:39:40 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
This picture is screaming for a VATs HUD display.
2013-10-07 10:38:45 AM
1 votes:

mike_d85: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x480]

And THAT, ladies and gents, is progress for women's equality in rural america.


I think I have problems with that on several levels.
Did she give him the shiner? That's a Klan Veil? That's real?
2013-10-07 10:34:00 AM
1 votes:

Literally Addicted: Tyrosine: All but one of those photos did nothing but reenforce beliefs I already held about the KKK.

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And just a bit of advice for cousin Geech here before Suzzabelle and Lulu loose there eyesight (or what's left of their teeth) from a bad ricochet (or more likely a blind drunk accidental shooting). If you have roaches you might want to consider cleaning up that shiathole you call a house as a first step toward getting rid of them rather than breaking out a pellet gun.

The spelling is just irony, right?


No, it's posting on Fark while trying to appear that I'm paying attention during a meeting (while also taking minutes). Unlike most of the people in the photos I'm gainfully employed.
2013-10-07 10:29:44 AM
1 votes:
I figure at least a third of the people in those pictures are snitches for the FBI.
2013-10-07 10:22:38 AM
1 votes:
OldManDownDRoad:

The last cross-burning I saw was in the mid-60s in rural Craven County, NC, outside of Vanceboro. We were driving back from some family event in Greenville and the only road to the coast was a two-lane blacktop between New Bern and Greenville. It was out in a field and I was the only one awake in the car besides Dad, who was driving. Couldn't see anyone around it, just burning in the middle of a field. "Bunch of assholes" was his only comment.

Wow, that must have been a regular event back then.  My mom has the same story, but driving back to Greenville.  Coincidentally, I also had a racist Uncle Pete whose wife left him (my actual aunt by blood).  I don't know whether we should hang out or expect to see each other at a family reunion.
2013-10-07 10:14:11 AM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
womanvsimage.files.wordpress.com
His husband will beat him if he doesnt get that room cleaned up.
2013-10-07 10:05:04 AM
1 votes:
theartsnobs.files.wordpress.com
"Then Jasper said "Look here, n*gger, if anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be ME."
2013-10-07 10:05:03 AM
1 votes:

the_celt: This is just sad.  All she will know is the hate that she is taught.  Her shoes are on the wrong feet also...

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No, that's just the inbreeding taking its toll.
2013-10-07 09:56:28 AM
1 votes:

the_celt: This is just sad.  All she will know is the hate that she is taught.  Her shoes are on the wrong feet also...

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Not necessarily true.  It appears she will also know how to steal floor mats from tire shops.  It's not a real plus, but it's not "hate" really.
2013-10-07 09:55:47 AM
1 votes:

Joe Peanut: This picture really says it all, doesn't it?
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It will all work out come autumn.  Check the flammable materials on and around the wood stove.

Oddly juxtaposed with the air conditioner.
2013-10-07 09:53:20 AM
1 votes:
Whoa.  That's enough redneck-ness for today.
2013-10-07 09:48:01 AM
1 votes:
This picture really says it all, doesn't it?
i.dailymail.co.uk
2013-10-07 06:46:43 AM
1 votes:

liam76: Ok, everything seemed about how I imagined, but can somebody explaint he triforce on their uniform in picture 5?


3 forces are better than one.
 
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