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(KSDK St. Louis)   Out of nowhere, unknown party begins adding feces to students' laundry on the campus of Yale University, soiling their vintage clothing. Randy Orton unavailable for comment   (ksdk.com) divider line 17
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2013-10-07 08:08:36 AM
2 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie: "Where did you receive your training?"
"Yale."
"Good, and what's your name?"
"Yim Yohnson."


dilbert.com
2013-10-07 05:32:38 AM
2 votes:
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Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope very soon we shall see you again
2013-10-07 12:03:53 AM
2 votes:
Yale University hopes to solve a case of whodungit by identifying the stinker who has been soiling students' laundry by sticking human feces inside clothes dryers.

The culprit has been dubbed the "poopetrator" and is being blamed for at least four incidents in the past month in the laundry room at Saybrook College.


What the deuce?
2013-10-07 10:29:17 AM
1 votes:
I really feel for the Dean. The same type of vandalism happened during my senior year of high school back in 1964. Our principal was so angry and frustrated over it, he could shiat bricks. I can still remember how his face would turn red and his eyes would scrunch up as he desperately strained to understand why someone would ever do such a terrible thing. The principal would do anything to solve the crime and catch the culprit, including using the process of elimination. But no matter how hard he would bear down, he just couldn't get the vandal to emerge from his dark hiding place.
2013-10-07 09:16:09 AM
1 votes:

MechaPyx: So yeah, the phantom crapper: student(who spent ungodly amounts of money to go college and crap in a laundry dryer) or a disgruntled employee?

I'm betting it's one of the staff who hates those farkin' kids.


Correction:  Their parents spent ungodly amounts for them to go to college.  I've met a number of passive aggressive weirdos that would do something like this.

When I was a college freshman, someone kept leaving dead birds outside our door.  I later learned it was the boyfriend of a friend of mine who thought I was banging her.  I bet we'll read about him in the news one day...
2013-10-07 09:13:02 AM
1 votes:
I've come close to this once. I lived in low income housing once and each building of 8 apartments had two washers and two dryers. There were 5 buildings. This worthless welfare mom was constantly using every single farking machine across all 5 buildings at least 4 times a week. Then she would "forget" her laundry so 90% of the time the machines were full of her nasty clothing items. We all complained to the landlord and they told us they couldn't do anything because she was a tenant as well. When I found out it was her "service animals" shiatting everywhere in the stairways and that she got free rent on a 4-bedroom apartment I seriously considered rounding up the dog turds and throwing them with all her laundry.

/We paid $475 for a 2 bedroom
//They were brand new and very nice considering it was low income
2013-10-07 08:31:11 AM
1 votes:

mike_d85: red5ish: [img407.imageshack.us image 500x484]

Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope very soon we shall see you again

I...
I can't stop looking.  I've come back to this thread three or four times and I keep scrolling up.  I'm mesmerized.

1- that woman is actually rather hot
2- what in the HELL led to that photograph?
3- maybe your post mind-f*cked me, but I imagine she's actually playing the accordian, not just posing with it
4- is she naked, or just in a tube top with an accoridian in front of it?
5- what in the HELL led to that photograph?
6- Who on earth smiles while sitting naked in a clothing dryer playing accordian?


She does.
2013-10-07 08:04:45 AM
1 votes:
Noting worse than a phantom shiatter.
2013-10-07 07:42:16 AM
1 votes:

Mugato: I knew some Yale guys back in the day. Dumbest motherfarkers I ever met.


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2013-10-07 05:15:01 AM
1 votes:

Lsherm: My freshman year roommate used to steal change out of the laundry room while students washed their clothes.  People would slip notes under our door threatening him if he kept it up.  He kept it up, so someone poured bleach into a load of his laundry after a few weeks.

That took care of the problem.


Who's dumb enough to leave change in the laundry room?
2013-10-07 05:00:45 AM
1 votes:
fta Saybrook Master Paul Hudak says Yale police are investigating.

Do they have anything to go on?
2013-10-07 04:56:45 AM
1 votes:
I knew some Yale guys back in the day. Dumbest motherfarkers I ever met. But now they're probably CEOs of something or another so the joke's on me.
2013-10-07 04:16:48 AM
1 votes:
How could they tell?

/Attended Yale for summer school about 15 years ago.
//Advanced placement classes for high school juniors and seniors.
///Don't imagine it's any better.
2013-10-07 01:17:14 AM
1 votes:
My freshman year roommate used to steal change out of the laundry room while students washed their clothes.  People would slip notes under our door threatening him if he kept it up.  He kept it up, so someone poured bleach into a load of his laundry after a few weeks.

That took care of the problem.
2013-10-07 12:45:26 AM
1 votes:

simplicimus: I seriously doubt the feces came out of nowhere.


I bet some arsehole left it there.
2013-10-07 12:28:58 AM
1 votes:
I seriously doubt the feces came out of nowhere.
2013-10-06 10:38:56 PM
1 votes:
Damnit Orton!
 
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