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(KSDK St. Louis)   Out of nowhere, unknown party begins adding feces to students' laundry on the campus of Yale University, soiling their vintage clothing. Randy Orton unavailable for comment   (ksdk.com ) divider line
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2013-10-06 10:38:56 PM  
Damnit Orton!
 
2013-10-07 12:03:53 AM  
Yale University hopes to solve a case of whodungit by identifying the stinker who has been soiling students' laundry by sticking human feces inside clothes dryers.

The culprit has been dubbed the "poopetrator" and is being blamed for at least four incidents in the past month in the laundry room at Saybrook College.


What the deuce?
 
2013-10-07 12:28:58 AM  
I seriously doubt the feces came out of nowhere.
 
2013-10-07 12:44:10 AM  
Unknown party?

More like the GOP.

/go poop yourself
 
2013-10-07 12:45:26 AM  

simplicimus: I seriously doubt the feces came out of nowhere.


I bet some arsehole left it there.
 
2013-10-07 01:00:32 AM  
Doesnt sound like much of a party to me.

/drtfa
 
2013-10-07 01:13:54 AM  
Does Najeh Davenport have an alibi?
 
2013-10-07 01:17:14 AM  
My freshman year roommate used to steal change out of the laundry room while students washed their clothes.  People would slip notes under our door threatening him if he kept it up.  He kept it up, so someone poured bleach into a load of his laundry after a few weeks.

That took care of the problem.
 
2013-10-07 02:07:44 AM  
Worse yet, I've heard of instances where 'people' left a packet of KoolAid, or RIT dye in the dryer.
What kind of asshole does that?
 
2013-10-07 04:16:48 AM  
How could they tell?

/Attended Yale for summer school about 15 years ago.
//Advanced placement classes for high school juniors and seniors.
///Don't imagine it's any better.
 
2013-10-07 04:56:45 AM  
I knew some Yale guys back in the day. Dumbest motherfarkers I ever met. But now they're probably CEOs of something or another so the joke's on me.
 
2013-10-07 05:00:03 AM  

Lsherm: My freshman year roommate used to steal change out of the laundry room while students washed their clothes.  People would slip notes under our door threatening him if he kept it up.  He kept it up, so someone poured bleach into a load of his laundry after a few weeks.

That took care of the problem.


people leave change lying around the laundry room?

/cement powder.
 
2013-10-07 05:00:45 AM  
fta Saybrook Master Paul Hudak says Yale police are investigating.

Do they have anything to go on?
 
2013-10-07 05:06:21 AM  
That's a sh*tty thing to do.
 
2013-10-07 05:07:17 AM  
gi267.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-07 05:12:12 AM  
someone went through a phase of 'grafittiing' the ladies loo with their own special kind of spray paint when I was at school.

i think you have to be pretty farked up to do something like that. like torturing animals... I dont think it's a good sign
 
2013-10-07 05:15:01 AM  

Lsherm: My freshman year roommate used to steal change out of the laundry room while students washed their clothes.  People would slip notes under our door threatening him if he kept it up.  He kept it up, so someone poured bleach into a load of his laundry after a few weeks.

That took care of the problem.


Who's dumb enough to leave change in the laundry room?
 
2013-10-07 05:26:55 AM  
Some,dumb,kid,been reading too much reddit
 
2013-10-07 05:28:29 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Lsherm: My freshman year roommate used to steal change out of the laundry room while students washed their clothes.  People would slip notes under our door threatening him if he kept it up.  He kept it up, so someone poured bleach into a load of his laundry after a few weeks.

That took care of the problem.

Who's dumb enough to leave change in the laundry room?



i.ytimg.com

"You got to."

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

"This America, man."
 
2013-10-07 05:32:38 AM  
img407.imageshack.us

Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope very soon we shall see you again
 
2013-10-07 05:35:49 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Unknown party?

More like the GOP.

/go poop yourself


I hate the GOP as much as the next guy, but sometimes the guy who shiats on things isn't politically motivated.
 
2013-10-07 05:37:52 AM  
Did he post it on Fecesbook?
 
2013-10-07 05:40:11 AM  

red5ish: [img407.imageshack.us image 500x484]

Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope very soon we shall see you again


Thread over. Last one out turn out the lights.
 
2013-10-07 05:41:13 AM  
  cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-10-07 05:42:15 AM  
what a shiatty story
 
2013-10-07 05:48:26 AM  
Hai guys! Is this another Ted Nugent thread?
 
2013-10-07 05:55:10 AM  
soiling their vintage clothing

Good.
 
2013-10-07 06:06:55 AM  
Wow, man.   What a load of crap!
 
2013-10-07 06:33:22 AM  
sort of like an upper decker, but in the washing mashine. lol. hilarious
 
2013-10-07 06:38:51 AM  
Randy Horton likes shiatting himself?  What's this, now?
 
2013-10-07 06:39:20 AM  
The madshiatter strikes again!
 
2013-10-07 06:41:45 AM  
Seen in the vicinity:

forum-img.pinside.com
 
2013-10-07 06:42:35 AM  
Well the south side of Chicago is the baddest part of town, and if you go down there you better just beware of a biatch named Daisy Gutierrez,  Bad, Bad Daisy Gutierrez craziest biatch in the whole damn town, badder than old King Kong, meaner than a junk yard dog.
 
2013-10-07 06:44:10 AM  
Yalies! Does Secretary Kerry have an alibi? He's been busy shiatting the bed at the state department so maybe he decided to branch out.
 
2013-10-07 06:45:30 AM  
Too early.... wrong thread!!!
 
2013-10-07 06:51:53 AM  

RocketCarHead: The madshiatter strikes again!


www.photofeatures.com
 
2013-10-07 06:52:39 AM  
"Where did you receive your training?"
"Yale."
"Good, and what's your name?"
"Yim Yohnson."
 
2013-10-07 06:53:45 AM  
soiling their vintage clothing

If you've got vintage clothing, what the hell are you doing throwing them in the laundromat? You should be drycleaning them.
 
2013-10-07 06:55:04 AM  

Hawnkee: Seen in the vicinity:

[forum-img.pinside.com image 445x559]


I thought they only put poodles in dryers?

pixhost.me

Or, themselves...

img301.imageshack.us
 
2013-10-07 07:22:33 AM  
They can't all be Good Will Hunting.
 
2013-10-07 07:26:12 AM  
sir, i've been informed that your luggage is the luggage of the poor.
 
2013-10-07 07:42:16 AM  

Mugato: I knew some Yale guys back in the day. Dumbest motherfarkers I ever met.


0.tqn.com
 
2013-10-07 07:43:15 AM  
My sister had a cat once that would paw open the dryer door to take a shiat inside it on the laundry.
 
2013-10-07 07:48:21 AM  
ROBOT HOOOOOUSE!!!
 
2013-10-07 07:55:04 AM  
That's stinks.
 
2013-10-07 07:56:16 AM  
Vintage Orton!
 
2013-10-07 08:01:17 AM  
static.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-07 08:04:45 AM  
Noting worse than a phantom shiatter.
 
2013-10-07 08:08:36 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: "Where did you receive your training?"
"Yale."
"Good, and what's your name?"
"Yim Yohnson."


dilbert.com
 
2013-10-07 08:09:14 AM  
If/when this guy gets caught, he WILL be taking a ride in the dryer. The only question will be if it's a soiled dryer, or a clean one.
 
2013-10-07 08:09:32 AM  
Well that's crappy.
 
2013-10-07 08:14:16 AM  
Two words - mental illness.
 
2013-10-07 08:14:37 AM  
While I was an undergrad at Columbia, some jerk defecated on classroom floors. Always in rooms where Slavic languages were taught, IIRC.

They got him, eventually. Don't remember if he was student or staff.

Ahhh, those fringe Ivy Leaguers.
 
2013-10-07 08:18:54 AM  
Maybe it was these guys.

didyouseethatone.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-07 08:23:37 AM  

red5ish: [img407.imageshack.us image 500x484]

Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope very soon we shall see you again


I...
I can't stop looking.  I've come back to this thread three or four times and I keep scrolling up.  I'm mesmerized.

1- that woman is actually rather hot
2- what in the HELL led to that photograph?
3- maybe your post mind-f*cked me, but I imagine she's actually playing the accordian, not just posing with it
4- is she naked, or just in a tube top with an accoridian in front of it?
5- what in the HELL led to that photograph?
6- Who on earth smiles while sitting naked in a clothing dryer playing accordian?
 
2013-10-07 08:28:47 AM  

mike_d85: red5ish: [img407.imageshack.us image 500x484]

Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope very soon we shall see you again

I...
I can't stop looking.  I've come back to this thread three or four times and I keep scrolling up.  I'm mesmerized.

1- that woman is actually rather hot
2- what in the HELL led to that photograph?
3- maybe your post mind-f*cked me, but I imagine she's actually playing the accordian, not just posing with it
4- is she naked, or just in a tube top with an accoridian in front of it?
5- what in the HELL led to that photograph?
6- Who on earth smiles while sitting naked in a clothing dryer playing accordian?


Concertina, actually.  Looks like a 20-button Anglo.  Looks like a widely available $200 Hohner D40.

/Concertina geek
 
2013-10-07 08:29:31 AM  
Perpetrator caught on film

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-07 08:31:11 AM  

mike_d85: red5ish: [img407.imageshack.us image 500x484]

Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope very soon we shall see you again

I...
I can't stop looking.  I've come back to this thread three or four times and I keep scrolling up.  I'm mesmerized.

1- that woman is actually rather hot
2- what in the HELL led to that photograph?
3- maybe your post mind-f*cked me, but I imagine she's actually playing the accordian, not just posing with it
4- is she naked, or just in a tube top with an accoridian in front of it?
5- what in the HELL led to that photograph?
6- Who on earth smiles while sitting naked in a clothing dryer playing accordian?


She does.
 
2013-10-07 08:38:06 AM  

phrawgh: That's a sh*tty thing to do.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-10-07 08:40:23 AM  
Apparently police have a couple of suspects in mind. My money's on number 2.

/but who does he work for?
 
2013-10-07 08:40:59 AM  

Hack Patooey: Concertina, actually. Looks like a 20-button Anglo. Looks like a widely available $200 Hohner D40.

/Concertina geek


I've got something widely available and it rhymes with Hohner.  Eh?
 
2013-10-07 08:45:35 AM  
When I lived on campus, we had a mystery pooper. He would poop everywhere. After a while, we found out it was an RA from another floor.

I miss living in a dorm.
 
2013-10-07 08:53:02 AM  

AngryTeacher: When I lived on campus, we had a mystery pooper. He would poop everywhere. After a while, we found out it was an RA from another floor.

I miss living in a dorm.


Was his name Randy Orton?
 
2013-10-07 09:02:26 AM  
BAH GAWD KING! TH--THAT'S FECES MUSIC!!! I THOUGHT IT GOT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET!!!
 
2013-10-07 09:03:11 AM  
So yeah, the phantom crapper: student(who spent ungodly amounts of money to go college and crap in a laundry dryer) or a disgruntled employee?

I'm betting it's one of the staff who hates those farkin' kids.
 
2013-10-07 09:12:02 AM  
Is this the thread where we brag about where we went to school?
 
2013-10-07 09:13:02 AM  
I've come close to this once. I lived in low income housing once and each building of 8 apartments had two washers and two dryers. There were 5 buildings. This worthless welfare mom was constantly using every single farking machine across all 5 buildings at least 4 times a week. Then she would "forget" her laundry so 90% of the time the machines were full of her nasty clothing items. We all complained to the landlord and they told us they couldn't do anything because she was a tenant as well. When I found out it was her "service animals" shiatting everywhere in the stairways and that she got free rent on a 4-bedroom apartment I seriously considered rounding up the dog turds and throwing them with all her laundry.

/We paid $475 for a 2 bedroom
//They were brand new and very nice considering it was low income
 
2013-10-07 09:16:02 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: BAH GAWD KING! TH--THAT'S FECES MUSIC!!! I THOUGHT IT GOT FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET!!!


BAH GAWD KING! THAT TURD HAD A FAMILY!!
 
2013-10-07 09:16:09 AM  

MechaPyx: So yeah, the phantom crapper: student(who spent ungodly amounts of money to go college and crap in a laundry dryer) or a disgruntled employee?

I'm betting it's one of the staff who hates those farkin' kids.


Correction:  Their parents spent ungodly amounts for them to go to college.  I've met a number of passive aggressive weirdos that would do something like this.

When I was a college freshman, someone kept leaving dead birds outside our door.  I later learned it was the boyfriend of a friend of mine who thought I was banging her.  I bet we'll read about him in the news one day...
 
2013-10-07 09:26:10 AM  
TheDirtyNacho:
Correction:  Their parents spent ungodly amounts for them to go to college.  I've met a number of passive aggressive weirdos that would do something like this.

When I was a college freshman, someone kept leaving dead birds outside our door.  I later learned it was the boyfriend of a friend of mine who thought I was banging her.  I bet we'll read about him in the news one day...



So he figured if HE acted like some loyal pussy she would too?
 
2013-10-07 10:01:23 AM  

mike_d85: red5ish: [img407.imageshack.us image 500x484]

Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope very soon we shall see you again

I...
I can't stop looking.  I've come back to this thread three or four times and I keep scrolling up.  I'm mesmerized.

1- that woman is actually rather hot
2- what in the HELL led to that photograph?
3- maybe your post mind-f*cked me, but I imagine she's actually playing the accordian, not just posing with it
4- is she naked, or just in a tube top with an accoridian in front of it?
5- what in the HELL led to that photograph?
6- Who on earth smiles while sitting naked in a clothing dryer playing accordian?


Okay, I wasn't going to admit it, but yeah, I thought the same thing.
 
2013-10-07 10:29:17 AM  
I really feel for the Dean. The same type of vandalism happened during my senior year of high school back in 1964. Our principal was so angry and frustrated over it, he could shiat bricks. I can still remember how his face would turn red and his eyes would scrunch up as he desperately strained to understand why someone would ever do such a terrible thing. The principal would do anything to solve the crime and catch the culprit, including using the process of elimination. But no matter how hard he would bear down, he just couldn't get the vandal to emerge from his dark hiding place.
 
2013-10-07 10:36:44 AM  
comedycentral.mtvnimages.com


"Hey....you got turd?"
 
2013-10-07 10:37:15 AM  
Vintage Orton.
 
2013-10-07 12:10:08 PM  
Any older Farkers remember the old pantyhose trick over the quarters to try and get a free load done? Or am I targeting the wrong audience here?

/Good times
//I feel old
 
2013-10-07 12:11:38 PM  
Hero tag. Nothing but crap for the Ivy League slime. I support this crusader. Lets them know what they are.

/ Hero!
 
2013-10-07 12:26:06 PM  
Ancient Chinese secret. Shhhhhhh.
 
2013-10-07 12:31:44 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-10-07 12:40:41 PM  
Can't they just use Cheetos like very one else?

img.fark.net
"Felicia, those ARE her whites in the dryer..."
 
2013-10-07 12:50:18 PM  

red5ish: [img407.imageshack.us image 500x484]

Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope very soon we shall see you again


Why is Anne Hathaway pooping into a dryer?
 
2013-10-07 01:25:41 PM  
In the same infamous radio interview where Orton implied that Kelly Kelly had slept with all the guys in the locker room, he also told yet another story about poop.  He had gotten up in the middle of the night (naked) to make a snack and accidentally squeezed out a hershey kiss turd on his kitchen rug.
 
2013-10-07 01:39:54 PM  
Business Insider: Among the odder developments from the pooptastrophe was a series of tweets from cleaning supplies company Clorox, who called for "#Poopertrator justice."

pbs.twimg.com

 si0.twimg.com  Clorox        ✔ @Clorox
@yaledailynews 4 100 yrs it's been our mission 2 keep clothes clean. No if, &s or buts. Time 4 #Poopertrator justice
 
2013-10-07 01:55:03 PM  
Kind of a twist on the old upper-decker.
 
2013-10-07 02:09:12 PM  
Dorkiest obscure reference I have heard in a long time. Congrats subby.
 
2013-10-07 02:49:02 PM  
The Mad shiaters Son has grown up and gone to Yale?
 
2013-10-07 03:47:58 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: I really feel for the Dean. The same type of vandalism happened during my senior year of high school back in 1964. Our principal was so angry and frustrated over it, he could shiat bricks. I can still remember how his face would turn red and his eyes would scrunch up as he desperately strained to understand why someone would ever do such a terrible thing. The principal would do anything to solve the crime and catch the culprit, including using the process of elimination. But no matter how hard he would bear down, he just couldn't get the vandal to emerge from his dark hiding place.


Somebody get this man a beer.
 
2013-10-07 04:55:22 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Lsherm: My freshman year roommate used to steal change out of the laundry room while students washed their clothes.  People would slip notes under our door threatening him if he kept it up.  He kept it up, so someone poured bleach into a load of his laundry after a few weeks.

That took care of the problem.

Who's dumb enough to leave change in the laundry room?


He'd stop a washer cycle and rifle through people's pants pockets.
 
2013-10-07 06:14:46 PM  
Get Mr. Mackey on the trail...

"Who left a mud-monkey in the urinal?"
 
2013-10-07 07:38:05 PM  

solyhhit: Dorkiest obscure reference I have heard in a long time. Congrats subby.


Thanks!  :)


/my first greenlight ever
//woohoo!
 
2013-10-08 01:18:45 AM  
Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope very soon we shall see you again

We'll rant and we'll roar like true British sailors
We'll rant and we'll roar across the salt seas
Until we strike soundings in the Channel of Old England
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues


We hove our ship to with the wind at sou'west, boys
We hove our ship to, our soundings to see
So we rounded and sounded; got forty-five fathoms
We squared our main yard and up channel steered we

We'll rant and we'll roar like true British sailors
We'll rant and we'll roar across the salt seas
Until we strike soundings in the Channel of Old England
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues


Now the first land we made it is called the Deadman
Next Ram Head off Plymouth, off Portland the Wight
We sailed by Beachy, by Fairlee and Dungeness
Till we came abreast of the South Foreland Light

We'll rant and we'll roar like true British sailors
We'll rant and we'll roar across the salt seas
Until we strike soundings in the Channel of Old England
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues


Then the signal was made for the grand fleet to anchor
All in the Downs that night for to lie
Then it's stand by your stoppers, see clear your shank-painters,
Haul all your clew garnets, let tacks and sheets fly

We'll rant and we'll roar like true British sailors
We'll rant and we'll roar across the salt seas
Until we strike soundings in the Channel of Old England
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues


Now let every man toss off a full bumper
And let every man drink off a full glass
And we'll drink and be merry and drown melancholy
Singing, here's a good health to each true-hearted lass

We'll rant and we'll roar like true British sailors
We'll rant and we'll roar across the salt seas
Until we strike soundings in the Channel of Old England
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues

img841.imageshack.us
 
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