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(KSDK St. Louis)   Out of nowhere, unknown party begins adding feces to students' laundry on the campus of Yale University, soiling their vintage clothing. Randy Orton unavailable for comment   (ksdk.com) divider line 90
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2013-10-06 10:38:56 PM
Damnit Orton!
 
2013-10-07 12:03:53 AM
Yale University hopes to solve a case of whodungit by identifying the stinker who has been soiling students' laundry by sticking human feces inside clothes dryers.

The culprit has been dubbed the "poopetrator" and is being blamed for at least four incidents in the past month in the laundry room at Saybrook College.


What the deuce?
 
2013-10-07 12:28:58 AM
I seriously doubt the feces came out of nowhere.
 
2013-10-07 12:44:10 AM
Unknown party?

More like the GOP.

/go poop yourself
 
2013-10-07 12:45:26 AM

simplicimus: I seriously doubt the feces came out of nowhere.


I bet some arsehole left it there.
 
2013-10-07 01:00:32 AM
Doesnt sound like much of a party to me.

/drtfa
 
2013-10-07 01:13:54 AM
Does Najeh Davenport have an alibi?
 
2013-10-07 01:17:14 AM
My freshman year roommate used to steal change out of the laundry room while students washed their clothes.  People would slip notes under our door threatening him if he kept it up.  He kept it up, so someone poured bleach into a load of his laundry after a few weeks.

That took care of the problem.
 
2013-10-07 02:07:44 AM
Worse yet, I've heard of instances where 'people' left a packet of KoolAid, or RIT dye in the dryer.
What kind of asshole does that?
 
2013-10-07 04:16:48 AM
How could they tell?

/Attended Yale for summer school about 15 years ago.
//Advanced placement classes for high school juniors and seniors.
///Don't imagine it's any better.
 
2013-10-07 04:56:45 AM
I knew some Yale guys back in the day. Dumbest motherfarkers I ever met. But now they're probably CEOs of something or another so the joke's on me.
 
2013-10-07 05:00:03 AM

Lsherm: My freshman year roommate used to steal change out of the laundry room while students washed their clothes.  People would slip notes under our door threatening him if he kept it up.  He kept it up, so someone poured bleach into a load of his laundry after a few weeks.

That took care of the problem.


people leave change lying around the laundry room?

/cement powder.
 
2013-10-07 05:00:45 AM
fta Saybrook Master Paul Hudak says Yale police are investigating.

Do they have anything to go on?
 
2013-10-07 05:06:21 AM
That's a sh*tty thing to do.
 
2013-10-07 05:07:17 AM
gi267.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-07 05:12:12 AM
someone went through a phase of 'grafittiing' the ladies loo with their own special kind of spray paint when I was at school.

i think you have to be pretty farked up to do something like that. like torturing animals... I dont think it's a good sign
 
2013-10-07 05:15:01 AM

Lsherm: My freshman year roommate used to steal change out of the laundry room while students washed their clothes.  People would slip notes under our door threatening him if he kept it up.  He kept it up, so someone poured bleach into a load of his laundry after a few weeks.

That took care of the problem.


Who's dumb enough to leave change in the laundry room?
 
2013-10-07 05:26:55 AM
Some,dumb,kid,been reading too much reddit
 
2013-10-07 05:28:29 AM

ReapTheChaos: Lsherm: My freshman year roommate used to steal change out of the laundry room while students washed their clothes.  People would slip notes under our door threatening him if he kept it up.  He kept it up, so someone poured bleach into a load of his laundry after a few weeks.

That took care of the problem.

Who's dumb enough to leave change in the laundry room?



i.ytimg.com

"You got to."

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

"This America, man."
 
2013-10-07 05:32:38 AM
img407.imageshack.us

Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope very soon we shall see you again
 
2013-10-07 05:35:49 AM

Marcus Aurelius: Unknown party?

More like the GOP.

/go poop yourself


I hate the GOP as much as the next guy, but sometimes the guy who shiats on things isn't politically motivated.
 
2013-10-07 05:37:52 AM
Did he post it on Fecesbook?
 
2013-10-07 05:40:11 AM

red5ish: [img407.imageshack.us image 500x484]

Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope very soon we shall see you again


Thread over. Last one out turn out the lights.
 
2013-10-07 05:41:13 AM
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2013-10-07 05:42:15 AM
what a shiatty story
 
2013-10-07 05:48:26 AM
Hai guys! Is this another Ted Nugent thread?
 
2013-10-07 05:55:10 AM
soiling their vintage clothing

Good.
 
2013-10-07 06:06:55 AM
Wow, man.   What a load of crap!
 
2013-10-07 06:33:22 AM
sort of like an upper decker, but in the washing mashine. lol. hilarious
 
2013-10-07 06:38:51 AM
Randy Horton likes shiatting himself?  What's this, now?
 
2013-10-07 06:39:20 AM
The madshiatter strikes again!
 
2013-10-07 06:41:45 AM
Seen in the vicinity:

forum-img.pinside.com
 
2013-10-07 06:42:35 AM
Well the south side of Chicago is the baddest part of town, and if you go down there you better just beware of a biatch named Daisy Gutierrez,  Bad, Bad Daisy Gutierrez craziest biatch in the whole damn town, badder than old King Kong, meaner than a junk yard dog.
 
2013-10-07 06:44:10 AM
Yalies! Does Secretary Kerry have an alibi? He's been busy shiatting the bed at the state department so maybe he decided to branch out.
 
2013-10-07 06:45:30 AM
Too early.... wrong thread!!!
 
2013-10-07 06:51:53 AM

RocketCarHead: The madshiatter strikes again!


www.photofeatures.com
 
2013-10-07 06:52:39 AM
"Where did you receive your training?"
"Yale."
"Good, and what's your name?"
"Yim Yohnson."
 
2013-10-07 06:53:45 AM
soiling their vintage clothing

If you've got vintage clothing, what the hell are you doing throwing them in the laundromat? You should be drycleaning them.
 
2013-10-07 06:55:04 AM

Hawnkee: Seen in the vicinity:

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I thought they only put poodles in dryers?

pixhost.me

Or, themselves...

img301.imageshack.us
 
2013-10-07 07:22:33 AM
They can't all be Good Will Hunting.
 
2013-10-07 07:26:12 AM
sir, i've been informed that your luggage is the luggage of the poor.
 
2013-10-07 07:42:16 AM

Mugato: I knew some Yale guys back in the day. Dumbest motherfarkers I ever met.


0.tqn.com
 
2013-10-07 07:43:15 AM
My sister had a cat once that would paw open the dryer door to take a shiat inside it on the laundry.
 
2013-10-07 07:48:21 AM
ROBOT HOOOOOUSE!!!
 
2013-10-07 07:55:04 AM
That's stinks.
 
2013-10-07 07:56:16 AM
Vintage Orton!
 
2013-10-07 08:01:17 AM
static.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-07 08:04:45 AM
Noting worse than a phantom shiatter.
 
2013-10-07 08:08:36 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: "Where did you receive your training?"
"Yale."
"Good, and what's your name?"
"Yim Yohnson."


dilbert.com
 
2013-10-07 08:09:14 AM
If/when this guy gets caught, he WILL be taking a ride in the dryer. The only question will be if it's a soiled dryer, or a clean one.
 
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