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(Daily Mail)   Woman lures ex-boyfriend to her bedroom by undressing, striptease; her jealous new lover stabs him to death, cuts off his head. Then she convinces her father to hide the body. TA-DAA (w/mugshots)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 36
    More: Scary, South Side of Chicago, Daisy Gutierrez, ex-boyfriends, Honduran, Jose Reyes, cause of death, first-degree murders  
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2013-10-06 10:54:30 PM
7 votes:
si0.twimg.comi.dailymail.co.uk
2013-10-07 03:29:46 AM
6 votes:
19 years old, on her fourth child.  How long do we have to wait until eugenics is socially acceptable again?
2013-10-07 05:08:24 AM
3 votes:
This is why you don't stick your dick in crazy.
2013-10-07 04:30:08 AM
2 votes:
Oh Daily Fail, you're so failtastic. When someone tells you that the accused threatened the victim several times, chances are they didn't say "these tragic events are entirely surprising".

And unless the father was buried alive,  "...helped her killer lover bury the victim's body parts along with her own father..." is just...more fail.
2013-10-06 11:48:35 PM
2 votes:
Came in just to say this to that...
2013-10-07 07:27:33 PM
1 votes:
Scene: Police say this house on the South Side of Chicago was the site of the unthinkable crime


South Side Chicago...sounds pretty THINKable to me, maybe they need better cops

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2013-10-07 05:03:34 PM
1 votes:
Wow, Fark, you're slipping. I get the casual racism/class warfare/misogyny, but how did everybody miss the fact that the victim's name is Jose Reyes?

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2013-10-07 01:40:23 PM
1 votes:

RobSeace: watching as the unnamed murderer ... Gutierrez's unnamed new boyfriend ... Daisy Gutierrez and the still-unnamed killer then fled to New Jersey.

Man, I've heard of neglectful and uncaring parents before, but how much contempt must you feel for your own offspring to not even bother naming them?!


And the worst of all, sending them to NJ. Thats gotta be worse than a British prison.


blacknite: SpectroBoy: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 600x1500]This article is obviously fake.The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.I call BS!

clearly you read the article.


Well, when it comes to gun control, there really is no visible difference between Chicago & the UK. It was an easy mistake to make.
2013-10-07 09:34:05 AM
1 votes:

scanman61: Jim_Callahan: naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?

The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.

Its been the norm for most of human history.


Yes, but for most of human history, half of those kids didn't make it to their fifth birthday.
2013-10-07 09:09:07 AM
1 votes:

SpectroBoy: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 600x1500]This article is obviously fake.The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.I call BS!


clearly you read the article.
2013-10-07 08:33:47 AM
1 votes:

tokyogirl79: Boo_Guy: Sounds like something a certain "memoirist" would do.
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So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?


It was a memorable thread, if you have the time. Link

Witness99: See guys, here's what I'd like you to understand. There is "crazy", then there is dont insert dick crazy. There's a difference. All men will always think all women are crazy....but it's a vast spectrum and there are levels. The 19 yo mother of four is one example of dont insert dick, the fat Asian tard is another.


Please, preach it. All you dumbasses who aren't smart enough to protect yourselves from the really crazy ones, don't come bithcing around here later about how "all women are crazy" and how they're all psycho coonts. No, we aren't--we're "crazy" at about the same rate as you guys are. Just because you can't pick a good woman isn't MY fault.

I hooked up with a bunch of crazy guys too, one of whom quite memorably destroyed my entire life and almost killed me anyway, but I don't go around blaming every man in the world for it. I just didn't know any better.
2013-10-07 08:26:18 AM
1 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: scanman61: Jim_Callahan: naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?

The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.

Its been the norm for most of human history.

Yea I don't know why people are surprised by this.


Not surprised, disgusted. How does she plan to raise them? No money, no father, no (legal) skills. Fark that biatch.

NO WAIT, DON'T!!
2013-10-07 08:05:16 AM
1 votes:
That's not the way to get ahead in life...

He'll never be the head of a major corporation...

I guess he wasn't headstrong...

...
2013-10-07 07:52:22 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.netwww.jamesindigital.com
2013-10-07 07:48:33 AM
1 votes:
FormlessOne:
I can't think of a better argument for requiring contraception education in middle and high schools that her - even if we went with "she started at 16", which I doubt, she would've been pregnant almost constantly for 3 years.

does it not happen now?!

i doubt that's the issue here though... I think after the first one you would work it out
2013-10-07 07:39:42 AM
1 votes:

scanman61: Jim_Callahan: naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?

The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.

Its been the norm for most of human history.


I can't think of a better argument for requiring contraception education in middle and high schools that her - even if we went with "she started at 16", which I doubt, she would've been pregnant almost constantly for 3 years.
2013-10-07 07:16:30 AM
1 votes:

Jim_Callahan: naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?

The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.


The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years. Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income idiots.

FTFY
2013-10-07 07:00:23 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net blog.georgetownvoice.com
2013-10-07 06:38:25 AM
1 votes:

E5bie: It's no wonder to see a young girl acting out in this way.
A 19-year-old mother of three, it is probably her way of trying to recover from the trauma of statutory rape.
Her innocence was stolen, and it's understandable that she would go through a long and complex grieving process.


Firstly, if it was so traumatic why did she have another baby with the first father and more with others?

Secondly since when is murder and corpse dismemberment an `understandable` part of the grieving process? Sometimes crazy is just crazy.
2013-10-07 06:19:26 AM
1 votes:
I think this would be a worse fate:
www.intriguing.com
2013-10-07 06:18:48 AM
1 votes:

Brosef Stalin: Trance354: lured into it, or crazy fetish?

/any of my girls has a kid, or three, with some guy 10+ years her elder, not to mention underage, he ain't going to be seeing the light of day
//would help if I had daughters
///fiance has 2, so I'll have that covered in a few months

Hey, Mr. Stabby. Read the article. The victim was not the father of any of her children, in fact reading further on it would appear he has only recently taken an interest in her and she's 19. I hope when you marry this woman you do check the facts a bit before chopping up anyone that decides to date her daughters. Also whilst I'm sure she's grateful that you're leaping into the `protective father` role with enthusiasm, you might want to rethink the whole 10 year age gap being justification for homicide thing. That's actually pretty normal these days so with two daughters you might need to get your axe out sooner than you think.


Hey, Mr. Accuzy.  Read the slashies, Mr. Stabby has no daughters.
2013-10-07 06:14:33 AM
1 votes:

Trance354: lured into it, or crazy fetish?

/any of my girls has a kid, or three, with some guy 10+ years her elder, not to mention underage, he ain't going to be seeing the light of day
//would help if I had daughters
///fiance has 2, so I'll have that covered in a few months


Hey, Mr. Stabby. Read the article. The victim was not the father of any of her children, in fact reading further on it would appear he has only recently taken an interest in her and she's 19. I hope when you marry this woman you do check the facts a bit before chopping up anyone that decides to date her daughters. Also whilst I'm sure she's grateful that you're leaping into the `protective father` role with enthusiasm, you might want to rethink the whole 10 year age gap being justification for homicide thing. That's actually pretty normal these days so with two daughters you might need to get your axe out sooner than you think.
2013-10-07 06:14:22 AM
1 votes:
Why are people so stupid?! I mean come on... Dismembering the corpse, sealing it in plastic bags and burying in your back yard? Bro... hamburger that shiat up a little and throw it in someone else's public trash dumpster. Done deal. It'll rot away with all the rest of the rotting stuff at the dump.

No no... Let's hold onto the evidence for uh... The rest of our lives.
2013-10-07 05:21:15 AM
1 votes:
Salome? We have some classical references here?
2013-10-07 05:20:51 AM
1 votes:
Part of any sentence rendered on this basic biatch needs to include sterilization.
2013-10-07 04:59:39 AM
1 votes:

TwistedFark: wildcardjack: cynicalminion: holy crap, did i read that right?  19 y/o mother of three, who is three months pregnant with the new guy's kid?

i can't even...

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Quinceañera... A bit like a mitzvah, but with license to fark around.

There's no such connotation to a girls quinceañera, but way to perpetuate negative sexual stereotypes you asshole.


Stereotypes aren't free, they're earned.
2013-10-07 04:49:48 AM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: cynicalminion: holy crap, did i read that right?  19 y/o mother of three, who is three months pregnant with the new guy's kid?

i can't even...

[hugelolcdn.com image 700x482]

Quinceañera... A bit like a mitzvah, but with license to fark around.


There's no such connotation to a girls quinceañera, but way to perpetuate negative sexual stereotypes you asshole.
2013-10-07 04:45:28 AM
1 votes:
I think it's time to test the groundwater in Chicago. WTF?
2013-10-07 04:42:20 AM
1 votes:

cynicalminion: holy crap, did i read that right?  19 y/o mother of three, who is three months pregnant with the new guy's kid?

i can't even...

[hugelolcdn.com image 700x482]


Quinceañera... A bit like a mitzvah, but with license to fark around.
2013-10-07 04:27:04 AM
1 votes:

Trance354: hardinparamedic: tokyogirl79: So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?

Blogger goes out on one date with guy. Guy then tells her as she's headed to her birthday party that he doesn't think it'll work out. Blogger girl freaks the hell out. Drops his dox on line, and sends his text messages to his boss and IRL family members.

Ah, but you forgot to tell about the meeting: guy was ver-schnokkered drunk, hits on breathing female.  Got an email, not a number.  Asks her out, probably thinking he remembered her better than she was.  After the date, she spends the night, and he later finds a way out, unfortunately by text, after she invited him to her birthday party.  All in all, she turns out to be a self-published, online only "author" whose books get less than rave reviews, seeing as they are essentially diatribes about her vapid and pointless life.  Oh, and daddy pays her bills after she dropped out of medical school to become a socialite.


(facepalms)

Yeah... and then she probably wonders why she's still single. Yeah.
2013-10-07 04:23:01 AM
1 votes:
I'm shocked and disturbed that 4 guys intentionally slept with that.
2013-10-07 04:15:15 AM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: tokyogirl79: So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?

Blogger goes out on one date with guy. Guy then tells her as she's headed to her birthday party that he doesn't think it'll work out. Blogger girl freaks the hell out. Drops his dox on line, and sends his text messages to his boss and IRL family members.


Ah, but you forgot to tell about the meeting: guy was ver-schnokkered drunk, hits on breathing female.  Got an email, not a number.  Asks her out, probably thinking he remembered her better than she was.  After the date, she spends the night, and he later finds a way out, unfortunately by text, after she invited him to her birthday party.  All in all, she turns out to be a self-published, online only "author" whose books get less than rave reviews, seeing as they are essentially diatribes about her vapid and pointless life.  Oh, and daddy pays her bills after she dropped out of medical school to become a socialite.
2013-10-07 04:07:06 AM
1 votes:
thefilmexperience.net

lured into it, or crazy fetish?

/any of my girls has a kid, or three, with some guy 10+ years her elder, not to mention underage, he ain't going to be seeing the light of day
//would help if I had daughters
///fiance has 2, so I'll have that covered in a few months
2013-10-07 03:40:05 AM
1 votes:
Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?
2013-10-07 03:35:51 AM
1 votes:
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooa BUNDY!
2013-10-07 12:14:34 AM
1 votes:

Well the South side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a chick named Gu'try-ezz Now Gu'tie more than trouble
You see she stand 'bout five foot four
All the downtown misters call her my meth lover"
All the girls just call her "Sir"

 
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