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(Daily Mail)   Woman lures ex-boyfriend to her bedroom by undressing, striptease; her jealous new lover stabs him to death, cuts off his head. Then she convinces her father to hide the body. TA-DAA (w/mugshots)   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-10-06 10:54:30 PM  
si0.twimg.comi.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-10-06 11:48:35 PM  
Came in just to say this to that...
 
2013-10-07 12:01:54 AM  
The family that slays together stays together...
 
2013-10-07 12:02:17 AM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2013-10-07 12:14:34 AM  

Well the South side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a chick named Gu'try-ezz Now Gu'tie more than trouble
You see she stand 'bout five foot four
All the downtown misters call her my meth lover"
All the girls just call her "Sir"

 
2013-10-07 03:25:10 AM  
Link farked.. only getting: "This webpage has a redirect loop" in Chrome and "The page isn't redirecting properly.  Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete." in FF.
 
2013-10-07 03:29:46 AM  
19 years old, on her fourth child.  How long do we have to wait until eugenics is socially acceptable again?
 
2013-10-07 03:32:31 AM  

TheMega: Link farked.. only getting: "This webpage has a redirect loop" in Chrome and "The page isn't redirecting properly.  Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete." in FF.


It's working for me, but you can also find it here:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-chicago-crime- vi olence-murder-buried-southwest-side20131006,0,3632370.story
 
2013-10-07 03:35:51 AM  
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooa BUNDY!
 
2013-10-07 03:40:05 AM  
Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?
 
2013-10-07 03:41:16 AM  
Well at least someone got head.
 
2013-10-07 03:41:58 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: [si0.twimg.com image 500x500][i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


Glad I'm not the only one.
 
2013-10-07 03:43:12 AM  

naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?


By 3 fathers too, one of whom is the bro of the ex she killed.

I think there's some serious crazy here.
/she got crazy eyes
//other body parts in jars too.. Ritual killing?
 
2013-10-07 03:44:32 AM  
holy crap, did i read that right?  19 y/o mother of three, who is three months pregnant with the new guy's kid?

i can't even...

hugelolcdn.com
 
2013-10-07 03:47:06 AM  
Sounds like something a certain "memoirist" would do.

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-10-07 03:58:03 AM  

Boo_Guy: Sounds like something a certain "memoirist" would do.

[img.gawkerassets.com image 691x417]



So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?
 
2013-10-07 04:05:51 AM  

tokyogirl79: So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?


Blogger goes out on one date with guy. Guy then tells her as she's headed to her birthday party that he doesn't think it'll work out. Blogger girl freaks the hell out. Drops his dox on line, and sends his text messages to his boss and IRL family members.
 
2013-10-07 04:07:06 AM  
thefilmexperience.net

lured into it, or crazy fetish?

/any of my girls has a kid, or three, with some guy 10+ years her elder, not to mention underage, he ain't going to be seeing the light of day
//would help if I had daughters
///fiance has 2, so I'll have that covered in a few months
 
2013-10-07 04:15:15 AM  

hardinparamedic: tokyogirl79: So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?

Blogger goes out on one date with guy. Guy then tells her as she's headed to her birthday party that he doesn't think it'll work out. Blogger girl freaks the hell out. Drops his dox on line, and sends his text messages to his boss and IRL family members.


Ah, but you forgot to tell about the meeting: guy was ver-schnokkered drunk, hits on breathing female.  Got an email, not a number.  Asks her out, probably thinking he remembered her better than she was.  After the date, she spends the night, and he later finds a way out, unfortunately by text, after she invited him to her birthday party.  All in all, she turns out to be a self-published, online only "author" whose books get less than rave reviews, seeing as they are essentially diatribes about her vapid and pointless life.  Oh, and daddy pays her bills after she dropped out of medical school to become a socialite.
 
2013-10-07 04:23:01 AM  
I'm shocked and disturbed that 4 guys intentionally slept with that.
 
2013-10-07 04:26:49 AM  

HotWingAgenda: I'm shocked and disturbed that 4 guys intentionally slept with that.


To be fair, after the third kid, the fourth guy could have tripped.
 
2013-10-07 04:27:04 AM  

Trance354: hardinparamedic: tokyogirl79: So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?

Blogger goes out on one date with guy. Guy then tells her as she's headed to her birthday party that he doesn't think it'll work out. Blogger girl freaks the hell out. Drops his dox on line, and sends his text messages to his boss and IRL family members.

Ah, but you forgot to tell about the meeting: guy was ver-schnokkered drunk, hits on breathing female.  Got an email, not a number.  Asks her out, probably thinking he remembered her better than she was.  After the date, she spends the night, and he later finds a way out, unfortunately by text, after she invited him to her birthday party.  All in all, she turns out to be a self-published, online only "author" whose books get less than rave reviews, seeing as they are essentially diatribes about her vapid and pointless life.  Oh, and daddy pays her bills after she dropped out of medical school to become a socialite.


(facepalms)

Yeah... and then she probably wonders why she's still single. Yeah.
 
2013-10-07 04:30:08 AM  
Oh Daily Fail, you're so failtastic. When someone tells you that the accused threatened the victim several times, chances are they didn't say "these tragic events are entirely surprising".

And unless the father was buried alive,  "...helped her killer lover bury the victim's body parts along with her own father..." is just...more fail.
 
2013-10-07 04:39:25 AM  
Alright, dammit.

I've been actively trying to learn how to properly separate chicken wings. I've gone through about four dozen of them and still can't properly cut up the wings and drummies.

But this guy can cut off someones head?

I have a really nice knife set, got it as a housewarming gift....

I must be doing something wrong.
 
2013-10-07 04:42:20 AM  

cynicalminion: holy crap, did i read that right?  19 y/o mother of three, who is three months pregnant with the new guy's kid?

i can't even...

[hugelolcdn.com image 700x482]


Quinceañera... A bit like a mitzvah, but with license to fark around.
 
2013-10-07 04:45:06 AM  

naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?


The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.
 
2013-10-07 04:45:28 AM  
I think it's time to test the groundwater in Chicago. WTF?
 
2013-10-07 04:47:36 AM  
well there goes any chance she had of getting into a good college
 
2013-10-07 04:49:48 AM  

wildcardjack: cynicalminion: holy crap, did i read that right?  19 y/o mother of three, who is three months pregnant with the new guy's kid?

i can't even...

[hugelolcdn.com image 700x482]

Quinceañera... A bit like a mitzvah, but with license to fark around.


There's no such connotation to a girls quinceañera, but way to perpetuate negative sexual stereotypes you asshole.
 
2013-10-07 04:59:39 AM  

TwistedFark: wildcardjack: cynicalminion: holy crap, did i read that right?  19 y/o mother of three, who is three months pregnant with the new guy's kid?

i can't even...

[hugelolcdn.com image 700x482]

Quinceañera... A bit like a mitzvah, but with license to fark around.

There's no such connotation to a girls quinceañera, but way to perpetuate negative sexual stereotypes you asshole.


Stereotypes aren't free, they're earned.
 
2013-10-07 05:08:24 AM  
This is why you don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2013-10-07 05:20:51 AM  
Part of any sentence rendered on this basic biatch needs to include sterilization.
 
2013-10-07 05:21:15 AM  
Salome? We have some classical references here?
 
2013-10-07 05:21:15 AM  
Love that the Weeners on the story in the link says she's an Obama voter with an "Obamaphone". That poster probably thinks the 19 year old voted for Obama in 2008.
 
2013-10-07 05:21:42 AM  
It's no wonder to see a young girl acting out in this way.
A 19-year-old mother of three, it is probably her way of trying to recover from the trauma of statutory rape.
Her innocence was stolen, and it's understandable that she would go through a long and complex grieving process.
 
2013-10-07 05:22:49 AM  
hardinparamedic:Blogger goes out on one date with guy. Guy then tells her as she's headed to her birthday party that he doesn't think it'll work out. Blogger girl freaks the hell out. Drops his dox on line, and sends his text messages to his boss and IRL family members.

Google tells me that she sent this to him:

thanks for your consideration about ruining by bday. As a 25 year old with two published books and a condo, the relationship I planned between us after two dates was to be the highlight of my life.

It sounds as if her perfect match exists, even if he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2013-10-07 05:31:10 AM  
Everybody wins.
 
2013-10-07 05:46:51 AM  
When her new lover said " I wanna get some head" she may have gotten confused.
 
2013-10-07 06:09:20 AM  
Not available for comment.

media.heavy.com
 
2013-10-07 06:13:21 AM  

you are a puppet: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooa BUNDY!


s4.hubimg.com
 
2013-10-07 06:14:22 AM  
Why are people so stupid?! I mean come on... Dismembering the corpse, sealing it in plastic bags and burying in your back yard? Bro... hamburger that shiat up a little and throw it in someone else's public trash dumpster. Done deal. It'll rot away with all the rest of the rotting stuff at the dump.

No no... Let's hold onto the evidence for uh... The rest of our lives.
 
2013-10-07 06:14:33 AM  

Trance354: lured into it, or crazy fetish?

/any of my girls has a kid, or three, with some guy 10+ years her elder, not to mention underage, he ain't going to be seeing the light of day
//would help if I had daughters
///fiance has 2, so I'll have that covered in a few months


Hey, Mr. Stabby. Read the article. The victim was not the father of any of her children, in fact reading further on it would appear he has only recently taken an interest in her and she's 19. I hope when you marry this woman you do check the facts a bit before chopping up anyone that decides to date her daughters. Also whilst I'm sure she's grateful that you're leaping into the `protective father` role with enthusiasm, you might want to rethink the whole 10 year age gap being justification for homicide thing. That's actually pretty normal these days so with two daughters you might need to get your axe out sooner than you think.
 
2013-10-07 06:18:48 AM  

Brosef Stalin: Trance354: lured into it, or crazy fetish?

/any of my girls has a kid, or three, with some guy 10+ years her elder, not to mention underage, he ain't going to be seeing the light of day
//would help if I had daughters
///fiance has 2, so I'll have that covered in a few months

Hey, Mr. Stabby. Read the article. The victim was not the father of any of her children, in fact reading further on it would appear he has only recently taken an interest in her and she's 19. I hope when you marry this woman you do check the facts a bit before chopping up anyone that decides to date her daughters. Also whilst I'm sure she's grateful that you're leaping into the `protective father` role with enthusiasm, you might want to rethink the whole 10 year age gap being justification for homicide thing. That's actually pretty normal these days so with two daughters you might need to get your axe out sooner than you think.


Hey, Mr. Accuzy.  Read the slashies, Mr. Stabby has no daughters.
 
2013-10-07 06:19:26 AM  
I think this would be a worse fate:
www.intriguing.com
 
2013-10-07 06:23:50 AM  

lack of warmth: Brosef Stalin: Trance354: lured into it, or crazy fetish?

/any of my girls has a kid, or three, with some guy 10+ years her elder, not to mention underage, he ain't going to be seeing the light of day
//would help if I had daughters
///fiance has 2, so I'll have that covered in a few months

Hey, Mr. Stabby. Read the article. The victim was not the father of any of her children, in fact reading further on it would appear he has only recently taken an interest in her and she's 19. I hope when you marry this woman you do check the facts a bit before chopping up anyone that decides to date her daughters. Also whilst I'm sure she's grateful that you're leaping into the `protective father` role with enthusiasm, you might want to rethink the whole 10 year age gap being justification for homicide thing. That's actually pretty normal these days so with two daughters you might need to get your axe out sooner than you think.

Hey, Mr. Accuzy.  Read the slashies, Mr. Stabby has no daughters.


It's the slashies I'm referring to Einstein, he said he would if he had daughters and he's marrying a woman with two so will `have that covered`.
 
2013-10-07 06:28:15 AM  

Alonjar: Why are people so stupid?! I mean come on... Dismembering the corpse, sealing it in plastic bags and burying in your back yard? Bro... hamburger that shiat up a little and throw it in someone else's public trash dumpster. Done deal. It'll rot away with all the rest of the rotting stuff at the dump.

No no... Let's hold onto the evidence for uh... The rest of our lives.


If I decided to become the next Son of Sam I will make sure you consult you.
 
2013-10-07 06:33:13 AM  

E5bie: It's no wonder to see a young girl acting out in this way.
A 19-year-old mother of three, it is probably her way of trying to recover from the trauma of statutory rape.
Her innocence was stolen, and it's understandable that she would go through a long and complex grieving process.


Actually when you get down to it this is just another example that humans are irrational, insane monkeys on a bender who are just one step above our feces flinging kin(and sometimes not even that).
 
2013-10-07 06:38:25 AM  

E5bie: It's no wonder to see a young girl acting out in this way.
A 19-year-old mother of three, it is probably her way of trying to recover from the trauma of statutory rape.
Her innocence was stolen, and it's understandable that she would go through a long and complex grieving process.


Firstly, if it was so traumatic why did she have another baby with the first father and more with others?

Secondly since when is murder and corpse dismemberment an `understandable` part of the grieving process? Sometimes crazy is just crazy.
 
2013-10-07 06:55:33 AM  
FALCON PUNCH!
 
2013-10-07 07:00:23 AM  
img.fark.net blog.georgetownvoice.com
 
2013-10-07 07:08:44 AM  
I am a woman, and there is NO excuse for doing something like this.  She deserves the death penalty.
 
2013-10-07 07:14:15 AM  
watching as the unnamed murderer ... Gutierrez's unnamed new boyfriend ... Daisy Gutierrez and the still-unnamed killer then fled to New Jersey.

Man, I've heard of neglectful and uncaring parents before, but how much contempt must you feel for your own offspring to not even bother naming them?!
 
2013-10-07 07:16:30 AM  

Jim_Callahan: naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?

The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.


The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years. Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income idiots.

FTFY
 
2013-10-07 07:23:39 AM  

Jim_Callahan: naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?

The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.


Its been the norm for most of human history.
 
2013-10-07 07:29:00 AM  

Captain Dan: 19 years old, on her fourth child.  How long do we have to wait until eugenics is socially acceptable again?


your newsletter, i would like to subscribe.
 
2013-10-07 07:38:35 AM  

scanman61: Jim_Callahan: naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?

The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.

Its been the norm for most of human history.


Yea I don't know why people are surprised by this.
 
2013-10-07 07:39:29 AM  

scanman61: Its been the norm for most of human history.



So have average life spans under 30 years.
 
2013-10-07 07:39:42 AM  

scanman61: Jim_Callahan: naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?

The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.

Its been the norm for most of human history.


I can't think of a better argument for requiring contraception education in middle and high schools that her - even if we went with "she started at 16", which I doubt, she would've been pregnant almost constantly for 3 years.
 
2013-10-07 07:48:33 AM  
FormlessOne:
I can't think of a better argument for requiring contraception education in middle and high schools that her - even if we went with "she started at 16", which I doubt, she would've been pregnant almost constantly for 3 years.

does it not happen now?!

i doubt that's the issue here though... I think after the first one you would work it out
 
2013-10-07 07:52:22 AM  
img.fark.netwww.jamesindigital.com
 
2013-10-07 07:59:37 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
Has issues with dad's disposal system
 
2013-10-07 08:04:54 AM  

FormlessOne: I can't think of a better argument for requiring contraception education in middle and high schools that her - even if we went with "she started at 16", which I doubt, she would've been pregnant almost constantly for 3 years.


Like she didn't know what contraception is and would gladly set drug money aside for it if she had that education. Got it.
 
2013-10-07 08:09:16 AM  
Well at least we know she farks.
 
2013-10-07 08:18:17 AM  
Let's see, birth control and abortion are an abomination because "life is sacred" but harassing and killing people is just dandy......ok, gotcha.....

/feel sorry for her kids
 
2013-10-07 08:33:47 AM  

tokyogirl79: Boo_Guy: Sounds like something a certain "memoirist" would do.
[img.gawkerassets.com image 691x417]
So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?


It was a memorable thread, if you have the time. Link

Witness99: See guys, here's what I'd like you to understand. There is "crazy", then there is dont insert dick crazy. There's a difference. All men will always think all women are crazy....but it's a vast spectrum and there are levels. The 19 yo mother of four is one example of dont insert dick, the fat Asian tard is another.


Please, preach it. All you dumbasses who aren't smart enough to protect yourselves from the really crazy ones, don't come bithcing around here later about how "all women are crazy" and how they're all psycho coonts. No, we aren't--we're "crazy" at about the same rate as you guys are. Just because you can't pick a good woman isn't MY fault.

I hooked up with a bunch of crazy guys too, one of whom quite memorably destroyed my entire life and almost killed me anyway, but I don't go around blaming every man in the world for it. I just didn't know any better.
 
2013-10-07 08:33:57 AM  
How do we know the ex wasn't a Highlander and they were trying to get his powers?
 
2013-10-07 08:35:33 AM  

Witness99: biatchubby


I realize that you got filtered, but "biatchubby" is a good descriptor for an angry woman on a diet.  You know the sort, low blood sugar and cravings for chocolate or cheese.  Biatchubby girls.
 
2013-10-07 08:36:59 AM  

Brosef Stalin: you might want to rethink the whole 10 year age gap being justification for homicide thing


The age gap is not that big of a deal...lots of folks do it with little to no issues (or course, when both parties are of legal age).

It's the brain gap.  And brother, there are some *serious* gaps in those brains.  And if you consider her father, no amount of years is gonna make that better.
 
2013-10-07 08:38:53 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: The Aristocrats!


tiny fist is shaking
 
2013-10-07 08:51:11 AM  
I bet her daddy is the babby daddy.
 
2013-10-07 09:02:20 AM  

www.allfordmustangs.com

This article is obviously fake.

The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.

I call BS!

 
2013-10-07 09:04:26 AM  
Uhm, okay, if you are within 20 miles of a craphole as bad as this...
i.dailymail.co.uk

...then really you are just hanging around waiting to be killed. FSM what a heinous scar on the earth.
 
2013-10-07 09:09:07 AM  

SpectroBoy: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 600x1500]This article is obviously fake.The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.I call BS!


clearly you read the article.
 
2013-10-07 09:15:13 AM  
Yep.......those are crazy eyes.
 
2013-10-07 09:19:10 AM  

blacknite: clearly you read the article.


More like he ran out of comments to troll in the Politics tab
 
2013-10-07 09:20:18 AM  

edmo: blacknite: clearly you read the article.

More like he ran out of comments to troll in the Politics tab


shame too, i kinda dig the B.S. flag
 
2013-10-07 09:21:27 AM  

Cold_Sassy: I am a woman, and there is NO excuse for doing something like this.  She deserves the death penalty.


Well, you have to admit, if her father had fulfilled his role as her protector earlier in life,
he wouldn't have been tasked with taking out the trash (literally) at this juncture.
If he rots in jail for this, it will be entirely his own fault.
 
2013-10-07 09:29:32 AM  
What, no La Bamba side-by-side with dude number one in the article? I am disappoint.
 
2013-10-07 09:34:05 AM  

scanman61: Jim_Callahan: naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?

The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.

Its been the norm for most of human history.


Yes, but for most of human history, half of those kids didn't make it to their fifth birthday.
 
2013-10-07 09:35:26 AM  

SpectroBoy: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 600x1500]This article is obviously fake.The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.I call BS!


Swing and a miss.
 
2013-10-07 09:36:45 AM  

blacknite: SpectroBoy: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 600x1500]This article is obviously fake.The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.I call BS!

clearly you read the article.


No need.

/Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!?!?!?
 
2013-10-07 09:41:28 AM  

SpectroBoy: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 600x1500]This article is obviously fake.The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.I call BS!



Chicago-Southside must be a small village near Leeds. Perhaps near Thorpe-on-the-Hill or East Ardsley.
 
2013-10-07 09:42:57 AM  

Cold_Sassy: I am a woman, and there is NO excuse for doing something like this.  She deserves the death penalty.


So, what are you doing later?  Do you like Chinese food?
 
2013-10-07 09:50:52 AM  

TinyFist: Alright, dammit.

I've been actively trying to learn how to properly separate chicken wings. I've gone through about four dozen of them and still can't properly cut up the wings and drummies.

But this guy can cut off someones head?

I have a really nice knife set, got it as a housewarming gift....

I must be doing something wrong.


Practice, practice, practice.
 
2013-10-07 10:05:45 AM  
It is also unclear what prompted Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child-to admit to the crime along with her father.#


Darwin really screwed this one up.
 
2013-10-07 10:29:30 AM  

Captain Dan: 19 years old, on her fourth child.  How long do we have to wait until eugenics is socially acceptable again?


Won't happen.  The left in America were the ones in favor of eugenics. They are also the ones that benefit greatly from the shiat of ours society over-breeding.
 
2013-10-07 10:30:50 AM  

cryinoutloud: I hooked up with a bunch of crazy guys too, one of whom quite memorably destroyed my entire life and almost killed me anyway, but I don't go around blaming every man in the world for it. I just didn't know any better.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-07 10:45:45 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: The Aristocrats!


I have never understood that joke at all. I just don't get the punchline. "The Aristocrats"? Eh? What's the point of it? Yes, aristocrats are decadent and do all kinds of horrible things that completely violate bourgeois, proletariat, and peasant morality. They always have. How does it become funny to associate historically decadent/aristocratic behavior with the word "aristocrats"? One might as well describe Galileo's ramps experiment, say "Gravity!" at the end, and expect a laugh.

Incest? Murder? Bestiality? Luring young women into your home to slaughter so as to bathe in their blood? All par for the course for aristocrats throughout history.
 
2013-10-07 10:59:53 AM  

hardinparamedic: tokyogirl79: So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?

Blogger goes out on one date with guy. Guy then tells her as she's headed to her birthday party that he doesn't think it'll work out. Blogger girl freaks the hell out. Drops his dox on line, and sends his text messages to his boss and IRL family members.


you forgot "hilarity ensues".
 
2013-10-07 12:29:29 PM  

Captain Dan: 19 years old, on her fourth child.  How long do we have to wait until eugenics is socially acceptable again?


She's mexican.  You expected something other than 14 welfare checks before the age of 30?  Take your head out of the sand.
 
2013-10-07 01:40:23 PM  

RobSeace: watching as the unnamed murderer ... Gutierrez's unnamed new boyfriend ... Daisy Gutierrez and the still-unnamed killer then fled to New Jersey.

Man, I've heard of neglectful and uncaring parents before, but how much contempt must you feel for your own offspring to not even bother naming them?!


And the worst of all, sending them to NJ. Thats gotta be worse than a British prison.


blacknite: SpectroBoy: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 600x1500]This article is obviously fake.The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.I call BS!

clearly you read the article.


Well, when it comes to gun control, there really is no visible difference between Chicago & the UK. It was an easy mistake to make.
 
2013-10-07 01:58:56 PM  
Have you considered couples therapy?

How about plain old fashioned murderous lunatic therapy?
 
Skr
2013-10-07 02:25:09 PM  
I didn't see any info on the killer other than it just saying it is the 'new boyfriend' multiple times. Murder and decapitation should warrant a bit more than a gloss over.
 
2013-10-07 05:03:34 PM  
Wow, Fark, you're slipping. I get the casual racism/class warfare/misogyny, but how did everybody miss the fact that the victim's name is Jose Reyes?

a.espncdn.com
 
2013-10-07 07:13:36 PM  

you are a puppet: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooa BUNDY!


The city, setting and M.O. are more like Gacy, but heterosexual.
 
2013-10-07 07:21:52 PM  
It seems that crotchfruit isn't the only thing she's popping.


/Yeah, yeah, no guns involved
 
2013-10-07 07:27:33 PM  
Scene: Police say this house on the South Side of Chicago was the site of the unthinkable crime


South Side Chicago...sounds pretty THINKable to me, maybe they need better cops

i
 
2013-10-07 08:36:02 PM  

Silly_Sot: PC LOAD LETTER: The Aristocrats!

I have never understood that joke at all. I just don't get the punchline. "The Aristocrats"? Eh? What's the point of it? Yes, aristocrats are decadent and do all kinds of horrible things that completely violate bourgeois, proletariat, and peasant morality. They always have. How does it become funny to associate historically decadent/aristocratic behavior with the word "aristocrats"? One might as well describe Galileo's ramps experiment, say "Gravity!" at the end, and expect a laugh.

Incest? Murder? Bestiality? Luring young women into your home to slaughter so as to bathe in their blood? All par for the course for aristocrats throughout history.


This.
 
2013-10-07 10:09:03 PM  

Silly_Sot: PC LOAD LETTER: The Aristocrats!

I have never understood that joke at all. I just don't get the punchline. "The Aristocrats"? Eh? What's the point of it? Yes, aristocrats are decadent and do all kinds of horrible things that completely violate bourgeois, proletariat, and peasant morality. They always have. How does it become funny to associate historically decadent/aristocratic behavior with the word "aristocrats"? One might as well describe Galileo's ramps experiment, say "Gravity!" at the end, and expect a laugh.

Incest? Murder? Bestiality? Luring young women into your home to slaughter so as to bathe in their blood? All par for the course for aristocrats throughout history.


I picture Pope Alexander VI and his children.
 
2013-10-08 04:49:20 AM  

Silly_Sot: PC LOAD LETTER: The Aristocrats!

I have never understood that joke at all. I just don't get the punchline. "The Aristocrats"? Eh? What's the point of it? Yes, aristocrats are decadent and do all kinds of horrible things that completely violate bourgeois, proletariat, and peasant morality. They always have. How does it become funny to associate historically decadent/aristocratic behavior with the word "aristocrats"? One might as well describe Galileo's ramps experiment, say "Gravity!" at the end, and expect a laugh.

Incest? Murder? Bestiality? Luring young women into your home to slaughter so as to bathe in their blood? All par for the course for aristocrats throughout history.


There's your problem.  The punchline is the only mundane part of the joke.  It's an anti-punchline.  You're looking into the historical significance of the word "aristocrat" after someone has just spent the last fifteen minutes describing a family shoving a flaming Rottweiler into the anuses of deaf children to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel.  The punchline, "The Aristocrats" is meaningless.  It's a throwaway title of this horrific Broadway pitch you've just been dragged through.

That's the joke.

/I must admit, though-- giving a lengthy dry history of Western aristocracy is the perfect revenge against a poor rendition of the Aristocrats joke.
 
2013-10-08 11:52:52 AM  

thamike: Silly_Sot: PC LOAD LETTER: The Aristocrats!

I have never understood that joke at all. I just don't get the punchline. "The Aristocrats"? Eh? What's the point of it? Yes, aristocrats are decadent and do all kinds of horrible things that completely violate bourgeois, proletariat, and peasant morality. They always have. How does it become funny to associate historically decadent/aristocratic behavior with the word "aristocrats"? One might as well describe Galileo's ramps experiment, say "Gravity!" at the end, and expect a laugh.

Incest? Murder? Bestiality? Luring young women into your home to slaughter so as to bathe in their blood? All par for the course for aristocrats throughout history.

There's your problem.  The punchline is the only mundane part of the joke.  It's an anti-punchline.  You're looking into the historical significance of the word "aristocrat" after someone has just spent the last fifteen minutes describing a family shoving a flaming Rottweiler into the anuses of deaf children to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel.  The punchline, "The Aristocrats" is meaningless.  It's a throwaway title of this horrific Broadway pitch you've just been dragged through.

That's the joke.

/I must admit, though-- giving a lengthy dry history of Western aristocracy is the perfect revenge against a poor rendition of the Aristocrats joke.


I vote we drop the "Aristocrats" meme. Anybody?

/old meme is old
 
2013-10-08 03:23:09 PM  
I hear she gives sloppy head.
 
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