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(Daily Mail)   Woman lures ex-boyfriend to her bedroom by undressing, striptease; her jealous new lover stabs him to death, cuts off his head. Then she convinces her father to hide the body. TA-DAA (w/mugshots)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 108
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2013-10-07 07:08:44 AM
I am a woman, and there is NO excuse for doing something like this.  She deserves the death penalty.
 
2013-10-07 07:14:15 AM
watching as the unnamed murderer ... Gutierrez's unnamed new boyfriend ... Daisy Gutierrez and the still-unnamed killer then fled to New Jersey.

Man, I've heard of neglectful and uncaring parents before, but how much contempt must you feel for your own offspring to not even bother naming them?!
 
2013-10-07 07:16:30 AM

Jim_Callahan: naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?

The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.


The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years. Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income idiots.

FTFY
 
2013-10-07 07:23:39 AM

Jim_Callahan: naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?

The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.


Its been the norm for most of human history.
 
2013-10-07 07:29:00 AM

Captain Dan: 19 years old, on her fourth child.  How long do we have to wait until eugenics is socially acceptable again?


your newsletter, i would like to subscribe.
 
2013-10-07 07:38:35 AM

scanman61: Jim_Callahan: naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?

The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.

Its been the norm for most of human history.


Yea I don't know why people are surprised by this.
 
2013-10-07 07:39:29 AM

scanman61: Its been the norm for most of human history.



So have average life spans under 30 years.
 
2013-10-07 07:39:42 AM

scanman61: Jim_Callahan: naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?

The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.

Its been the norm for most of human history.


I can't think of a better argument for requiring contraception education in middle and high schools that her - even if we went with "she started at 16", which I doubt, she would've been pregnant almost constantly for 3 years.
 
2013-10-07 07:48:33 AM
FormlessOne:
I can't think of a better argument for requiring contraception education in middle and high schools that her - even if we went with "she started at 16", which I doubt, she would've been pregnant almost constantly for 3 years.

does it not happen now?!

i doubt that's the issue here though... I think after the first one you would work it out
 
2013-10-07 07:52:22 AM
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2013-10-07 07:59:37 AM
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Has issues with dad's disposal system
 
2013-10-07 08:04:54 AM

FormlessOne: I can't think of a better argument for requiring contraception education in middle and high schools that her - even if we went with "she started at 16", which I doubt, she would've been pregnant almost constantly for 3 years.


Like she didn't know what contraception is and would gladly set drug money aside for it if she had that education. Got it.
 
2013-10-07 08:05:16 AM
That's not the way to get ahead in life...

He'll never be the head of a major corporation...

I guess he wasn't headstrong...

...
 
2013-10-07 08:09:16 AM

Captain Dan: 19 years old, on her fourth child.  How long do we have to wait until eugenics is socially acceptable again?


Shut up and pay your taxes
 
2013-10-07 08:09:16 AM
Well at least we know she farks.
 
2013-10-07 08:17:10 AM

Trance354: hardinparamedic: tokyogirl79: So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?

Blogger goes out on one date with guy. Guy then tells her as she's headed to her birthday party that he doesn't think it'll work out. Blogger girl freaks the hell out. Drops his dox on line, and sends his text messages to his boss and IRL family members.

Ah, but you forgot to tell about the meeting: guy was ver-schnokkered drunk, hits on breathing female.  Got an email, not a number.  Asks her out, probably thinking he remembered her better than she was.  After the date, she spends the night, and he later finds a way out, unfortunately by text, after she invited him to her birthday party.  All in all, she turns out to be a self-published, online only "author" whose books get less than rave reviews, seeing as they are essentially diatribes about her vapid and pointless life.  Oh, and daddy pays her bills after she dropped out of medical school to become a socialite.


And you forgot there is something wrong with her boobs, and she's a biatchubby to go all "gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes" on that guy.

See guys, here's what I'd like you to understand. There is "crazy", then there is dont insert dick crazy. There's a difference. All men will always think all women are crazy....but it's a vast spectrum and there are levels. The 19 yo mother of four is one example of dont insert dick, the fat Asian tard is another.
 
2013-10-07 08:18:17 AM
Let's see, birth control and abortion are an abomination because "life is sacred" but harassing and killing people is just dandy......ok, gotcha.....

/feel sorry for her kids
 
2013-10-07 08:26:18 AM

Tat'dGreaser: scanman61: Jim_Callahan: naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?

The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.

Its been the norm for most of human history.

Yea I don't know why people are surprised by this.


Not surprised, disgusted. How does she plan to raise them? No money, no father, no (legal) skills. Fark that biatch.

NO WAIT, DON'T!!
 
2013-10-07 08:33:47 AM

tokyogirl79: Boo_Guy: Sounds like something a certain "memoirist" would do.
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So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?


It was a memorable thread, if you have the time. Link

Witness99: See guys, here's what I'd like you to understand. There is "crazy", then there is dont insert dick crazy. There's a difference. All men will always think all women are crazy....but it's a vast spectrum and there are levels. The 19 yo mother of four is one example of dont insert dick, the fat Asian tard is another.


Please, preach it. All you dumbasses who aren't smart enough to protect yourselves from the really crazy ones, don't come bithcing around here later about how "all women are crazy" and how they're all psycho coonts. No, we aren't--we're "crazy" at about the same rate as you guys are. Just because you can't pick a good woman isn't MY fault.

I hooked up with a bunch of crazy guys too, one of whom quite memorably destroyed my entire life and almost killed me anyway, but I don't go around blaming every man in the world for it. I just didn't know any better.
 
2013-10-07 08:33:57 AM
How do we know the ex wasn't a Highlander and they were trying to get his powers?
 
2013-10-07 08:35:33 AM

Witness99: biatchubby


I realize that you got filtered, but "biatchubby" is a good descriptor for an angry woman on a diet.  You know the sort, low blood sugar and cravings for chocolate or cheese.  Biatchubby girls.
 
2013-10-07 08:36:59 AM

Brosef Stalin: you might want to rethink the whole 10 year age gap being justification for homicide thing


The age gap is not that big of a deal...lots of folks do it with little to no issues (or course, when both parties are of legal age).

It's the brain gap.  And brother, there are some *serious* gaps in those brains.  And if you consider her father, no amount of years is gonna make that better.
 
2013-10-07 08:38:53 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: The Aristocrats!


tiny fist is shaking
 
2013-10-07 08:51:11 AM
I bet her daddy is the babby daddy.
 
2013-10-07 09:02:20 AM

www.allfordmustangs.com

This article is obviously fake.

The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.

I call BS!

 
2013-10-07 09:04:26 AM
Uhm, okay, if you are within 20 miles of a craphole as bad as this...
i.dailymail.co.uk

...then really you are just hanging around waiting to be killed. FSM what a heinous scar on the earth.
 
2013-10-07 09:09:07 AM

SpectroBoy: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 600x1500]This article is obviously fake.The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.I call BS!


clearly you read the article.
 
2013-10-07 09:15:13 AM
Yep.......those are crazy eyes.
 
2013-10-07 09:19:10 AM

blacknite: clearly you read the article.


More like he ran out of comments to troll in the Politics tab
 
2013-10-07 09:20:18 AM

edmo: blacknite: clearly you read the article.

More like he ran out of comments to troll in the Politics tab


shame too, i kinda dig the B.S. flag
 
2013-10-07 09:21:27 AM

Cold_Sassy: I am a woman, and there is NO excuse for doing something like this.  She deserves the death penalty.


Well, you have to admit, if her father had fulfilled his role as her protector earlier in life,
he wouldn't have been tasked with taking out the trash (literally) at this juncture.
If he rots in jail for this, it will be entirely his own fault.
 
2013-10-07 09:29:32 AM
What, no La Bamba side-by-side with dude number one in the article? I am disappoint.
 
2013-10-07 09:34:05 AM

scanman61: Jim_Callahan: naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?

The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.

Its been the norm for most of human history.


Yes, but for most of human history, half of those kids didn't make it to their fifth birthday.
 
2013-10-07 09:35:26 AM

SpectroBoy: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 600x1500]This article is obviously fake.The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.I call BS!


Swing and a miss.
 
2013-10-07 09:36:45 AM

blacknite: SpectroBoy: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 600x1500]This article is obviously fake.The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.I call BS!

clearly you read the article.


No need.

/Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!?!?!?
 
2013-10-07 09:41:28 AM

SpectroBoy: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 600x1500]This article is obviously fake.The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.I call BS!



Chicago-Southside must be a small village near Leeds. Perhaps near Thorpe-on-the-Hill or East Ardsley.
 
2013-10-07 09:42:57 AM

Cold_Sassy: I am a woman, and there is NO excuse for doing something like this.  She deserves the death penalty.


So, what are you doing later?  Do you like Chinese food?
 
2013-10-07 09:50:52 AM

TinyFist: Alright, dammit.

I've been actively trying to learn how to properly separate chicken wings. I've gone through about four dozen of them and still can't properly cut up the wings and drummies.

But this guy can cut off someones head?

I have a really nice knife set, got it as a housewarming gift....

I must be doing something wrong.


Practice, practice, practice.
 
2013-10-07 10:05:45 AM
It is also unclear what prompted Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child-to admit to the crime along with her father.#


Darwin really screwed this one up.
 
2013-10-07 10:29:30 AM

Captain Dan: 19 years old, on her fourth child.  How long do we have to wait until eugenics is socially acceptable again?


Won't happen.  The left in America were the ones in favor of eugenics. They are also the ones that benefit greatly from the shiat of ours society over-breeding.
 
2013-10-07 10:30:50 AM

cryinoutloud: I hooked up with a bunch of crazy guys too, one of whom quite memorably destroyed my entire life and almost killed me anyway, but I don't go around blaming every man in the world for it. I just didn't know any better.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-07 10:45:45 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: The Aristocrats!


I have never understood that joke at all. I just don't get the punchline. "The Aristocrats"? Eh? What's the point of it? Yes, aristocrats are decadent and do all kinds of horrible things that completely violate bourgeois, proletariat, and peasant morality. They always have. How does it become funny to associate historically decadent/aristocratic behavior with the word "aristocrats"? One might as well describe Galileo's ramps experiment, say "Gravity!" at the end, and expect a laugh.

Incest? Murder? Bestiality? Luring young women into your home to slaughter so as to bathe in their blood? All par for the course for aristocrats throughout history.
 
2013-10-07 10:59:53 AM

hardinparamedic: tokyogirl79: So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?

Blogger goes out on one date with guy. Guy then tells her as she's headed to her birthday party that he doesn't think it'll work out. Blogger girl freaks the hell out. Drops his dox on line, and sends his text messages to his boss and IRL family members.


you forgot "hilarity ensues".
 
2013-10-07 12:29:29 PM

Captain Dan: 19 years old, on her fourth child.  How long do we have to wait until eugenics is socially acceptable again?


She's mexican.  You expected something other than 14 welfare checks before the age of 30?  Take your head out of the sand.
 
2013-10-07 01:40:23 PM

RobSeace: watching as the unnamed murderer ... Gutierrez's unnamed new boyfriend ... Daisy Gutierrez and the still-unnamed killer then fled to New Jersey.

Man, I've heard of neglectful and uncaring parents before, but how much contempt must you feel for your own offspring to not even bother naming them?!


And the worst of all, sending them to NJ. Thats gotta be worse than a British prison.


blacknite: SpectroBoy: [www.allfordmustangs.com image 600x1500]This article is obviously fake.The UK has pretty much banned guns and everone knows that when you ban gun there can be no violence.I call BS!

clearly you read the article.


Well, when it comes to gun control, there really is no visible difference between Chicago & the UK. It was an easy mistake to make.
 
2013-10-07 01:58:56 PM
Have you considered couples therapy?

How about plain old fashioned murderous lunatic therapy?
 
Skr
2013-10-07 02:25:09 PM
I didn't see any info on the killer other than it just saying it is the 'new boyfriend' multiple times. Murder and decapitation should warrant a bit more than a gloss over.
 
2013-10-07 03:32:11 PM

Fade2black: Captain Dan: 19 years old, on her fourth child.  How long do we have to wait until eugenics is socially acceptable again?

She's mexican.  You expected something other than 14 welfare checks before the age of 30?  Take your head out of the sand.


And pay for those babies. Other demographics aren't getting married or having babies. We import our babies now. This country will look very different in 20 years.
 
2013-10-07 03:46:52 PM
It's a losing proposition for a white, successful man or woman to get married (unless he/she's in politics, then they need to for image). The "family unit" ideal has pretty much been disintegrated in this country.

For the most part, the black community does not marry (but reproduces in huge numbers, supported by welfare and as a monetary incentive).

Immigrant communities tend to reproduce quite a bit, also supported in part by welfare.

Oh, look at the time. Back to work for me. You see, I never had my priorities right and now I exist to fund gang banger baby thugs. Disgusting.
 
2013-10-07 05:03:34 PM
Wow, Fark, you're slipping. I get the casual racism/class warfare/misogyny, but how did everybody miss the fact that the victim's name is Jose Reyes?

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