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(Daily Mail)   Woman lures ex-boyfriend to her bedroom by undressing, striptease; her jealous new lover stabs him to death, cuts off his head. Then she convinces her father to hide the body. TA-DAA (w/mugshots)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 108
    More: Scary, South Side of Chicago, Daisy Gutierrez, ex-boyfriends, Honduran, Jose Reyes, cause of death, first-degree murders  
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2013-10-06 10:54:30 PM
si0.twimg.comi.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-10-06 11:48:35 PM
Came in just to say this to that...
 
2013-10-07 12:01:54 AM
The family that slays together stays together...
 
2013-10-07 12:02:17 AM
The Aristocrats!
 
2013-10-07 12:14:34 AM

Well the South side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a chick named Gu'try-ezz Now Gu'tie more than trouble
You see she stand 'bout five foot four
All the downtown misters call her my meth lover"
All the girls just call her "Sir"

 
2013-10-07 03:25:10 AM
Link farked.. only getting: "This webpage has a redirect loop" in Chrome and "The page isn't redirecting properly.  Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete." in FF.
 
2013-10-07 03:29:46 AM
19 years old, on her fourth child.  How long do we have to wait until eugenics is socially acceptable again?
 
2013-10-07 03:32:31 AM

TheMega: Link farked.. only getting: "This webpage has a redirect loop" in Chrome and "The page isn't redirecting properly.  Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete." in FF.


It's working for me, but you can also find it here:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-chicago-crime- vi olence-murder-buried-southwest-side20131006,0,3632370.story
 
2013-10-07 03:35:51 AM
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooa BUNDY!
 
2013-10-07 03:40:05 AM
Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?
 
2013-10-07 03:41:16 AM
Well at least someone got head.
 
2013-10-07 03:41:58 AM

Nina Haagen Dazs: [si0.twimg.com image 500x500][i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]


Glad I'm not the only one.
 
2013-10-07 03:43:12 AM

naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?


By 3 fathers too, one of whom is the bro of the ex she killed.

I think there's some serious crazy here.
/she got crazy eyes
//other body parts in jars too.. Ritual killing?
 
2013-10-07 03:44:32 AM
holy crap, did i read that right?  19 y/o mother of three, who is three months pregnant with the new guy's kid?

i can't even...

hugelolcdn.com
 
2013-10-07 03:47:06 AM
Sounds like something a certain "memoirist" would do.

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-10-07 03:58:03 AM

Boo_Guy: Sounds like something a certain "memoirist" would do.

[img.gawkerassets.com image 691x417]



So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?
 
2013-10-07 04:05:51 AM

tokyogirl79: So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?


Blogger goes out on one date with guy. Guy then tells her as she's headed to her birthday party that he doesn't think it'll work out. Blogger girl freaks the hell out. Drops his dox on line, and sends his text messages to his boss and IRL family members.
 
2013-10-07 04:07:06 AM
thefilmexperience.net

lured into it, or crazy fetish?

/any of my girls has a kid, or three, with some guy 10+ years her elder, not to mention underage, he ain't going to be seeing the light of day
//would help if I had daughters
///fiance has 2, so I'll have that covered in a few months
 
2013-10-07 04:15:15 AM

hardinparamedic: tokyogirl79: So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?

Blogger goes out on one date with guy. Guy then tells her as she's headed to her birthday party that he doesn't think it'll work out. Blogger girl freaks the hell out. Drops his dox on line, and sends his text messages to his boss and IRL family members.


Ah, but you forgot to tell about the meeting: guy was ver-schnokkered drunk, hits on breathing female.  Got an email, not a number.  Asks her out, probably thinking he remembered her better than she was.  After the date, she spends the night, and he later finds a way out, unfortunately by text, after she invited him to her birthday party.  All in all, she turns out to be a self-published, online only "author" whose books get less than rave reviews, seeing as they are essentially diatribes about her vapid and pointless life.  Oh, and daddy pays her bills after she dropped out of medical school to become a socialite.
 
2013-10-07 04:23:01 AM
I'm shocked and disturbed that 4 guys intentionally slept with that.
 
2013-10-07 04:26:49 AM

HotWingAgenda: I'm shocked and disturbed that 4 guys intentionally slept with that.


To be fair, after the third kid, the fourth guy could have tripped.
 
2013-10-07 04:27:04 AM

Trance354: hardinparamedic: tokyogirl79: So I'll bite. What's the story behind that one?

Blogger goes out on one date with guy. Guy then tells her as she's headed to her birthday party that he doesn't think it'll work out. Blogger girl freaks the hell out. Drops his dox on line, and sends his text messages to his boss and IRL family members.

Ah, but you forgot to tell about the meeting: guy was ver-schnokkered drunk, hits on breathing female.  Got an email, not a number.  Asks her out, probably thinking he remembered her better than she was.  After the date, she spends the night, and he later finds a way out, unfortunately by text, after she invited him to her birthday party.  All in all, she turns out to be a self-published, online only "author" whose books get less than rave reviews, seeing as they are essentially diatribes about her vapid and pointless life.  Oh, and daddy pays her bills after she dropped out of medical school to become a socialite.


(facepalms)

Yeah... and then she probably wonders why she's still single. Yeah.
 
2013-10-07 04:30:08 AM
Oh Daily Fail, you're so failtastic. When someone tells you that the accused threatened the victim several times, chances are they didn't say "these tragic events are entirely surprising".

And unless the father was buried alive,  "...helped her killer lover bury the victim's body parts along with her own father..." is just...more fail.
 
2013-10-07 04:39:25 AM
Alright, dammit.

I've been actively trying to learn how to properly separate chicken wings. I've gone through about four dozen of them and still can't properly cut up the wings and drummies.

But this guy can cut off someones head?

I have a really nice knife set, got it as a housewarming gift....

I must be doing something wrong.
 
2013-10-07 04:42:20 AM

cynicalminion: holy crap, did i read that right?  19 y/o mother of three, who is three months pregnant with the new guy's kid?

i can't even...

[hugelolcdn.com image 700x482]


Quinceañera... A bit like a mitzvah, but with license to fark around.
 
2013-10-07 04:45:06 AM

naviztirf: Daisy Gutierrez-a mother of three who is also three months pregnant with her new boyfriend's child

A 19 year old and a mom to (almost) 4 kids. wtf?


The cycle time on a kid is about 10 months, if the latest pregnancy is new that's 2 + 1/2 to 3 years.  Starting at 16 isn't all that unusual for really low-income demographics.
 
2013-10-07 04:45:28 AM
I think it's time to test the groundwater in Chicago. WTF?
 
2013-10-07 04:47:36 AM
well there goes any chance she had of getting into a good college
 
2013-10-07 04:49:48 AM

wildcardjack: cynicalminion: holy crap, did i read that right?  19 y/o mother of three, who is three months pregnant with the new guy's kid?

i can't even...

[hugelolcdn.com image 700x482]

Quinceañera... A bit like a mitzvah, but with license to fark around.


There's no such connotation to a girls quinceañera, but way to perpetuate negative sexual stereotypes you asshole.
 
2013-10-07 04:59:39 AM

TwistedFark: wildcardjack: cynicalminion: holy crap, did i read that right?  19 y/o mother of three, who is three months pregnant with the new guy's kid?

i can't even...

[hugelolcdn.com image 700x482]

Quinceañera... A bit like a mitzvah, but with license to fark around.

There's no such connotation to a girls quinceañera, but way to perpetuate negative sexual stereotypes you asshole.


Stereotypes aren't free, they're earned.
 
2013-10-07 05:08:24 AM
This is why you don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2013-10-07 05:20:51 AM
Part of any sentence rendered on this basic biatch needs to include sterilization.
 
2013-10-07 05:21:15 AM
Salome? We have some classical references here?
 
2013-10-07 05:21:15 AM
Love that the Weeners on the story in the link says she's an Obama voter with an "Obamaphone". That poster probably thinks the 19 year old voted for Obama in 2008.
 
2013-10-07 05:21:42 AM
It's no wonder to see a young girl acting out in this way.
A 19-year-old mother of three, it is probably her way of trying to recover from the trauma of statutory rape.
Her innocence was stolen, and it's understandable that she would go through a long and complex grieving process.
 
2013-10-07 05:22:49 AM
hardinparamedic:Blogger goes out on one date with guy. Guy then tells her as she's headed to her birthday party that he doesn't think it'll work out. Blogger girl freaks the hell out. Drops his dox on line, and sends his text messages to his boss and IRL family members.

Google tells me that she sent this to him:

thanks for your consideration about ruining by bday. As a 25 year old with two published books and a condo, the relationship I planned between us after two dates was to be the highlight of my life.

It sounds as if her perfect match exists, even if he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2013-10-07 05:31:10 AM
Everybody wins.
 
2013-10-07 05:46:51 AM
When her new lover said " I wanna get some head" she may have gotten confused.
 
2013-10-07 06:09:20 AM
Not available for comment.

media.heavy.com
 
2013-10-07 06:13:21 AM

you are a puppet: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooa BUNDY!


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2013-10-07 06:14:22 AM
Why are people so stupid?! I mean come on... Dismembering the corpse, sealing it in plastic bags and burying in your back yard? Bro... hamburger that shiat up a little and throw it in someone else's public trash dumpster. Done deal. It'll rot away with all the rest of the rotting stuff at the dump.

No no... Let's hold onto the evidence for uh... The rest of our lives.
 
2013-10-07 06:14:33 AM

Trance354: lured into it, or crazy fetish?

/any of my girls has a kid, or three, with some guy 10+ years her elder, not to mention underage, he ain't going to be seeing the light of day
//would help if I had daughters
///fiance has 2, so I'll have that covered in a few months


Hey, Mr. Stabby. Read the article. The victim was not the father of any of her children, in fact reading further on it would appear he has only recently taken an interest in her and she's 19. I hope when you marry this woman you do check the facts a bit before chopping up anyone that decides to date her daughters. Also whilst I'm sure she's grateful that you're leaping into the `protective father` role with enthusiasm, you might want to rethink the whole 10 year age gap being justification for homicide thing. That's actually pretty normal these days so with two daughters you might need to get your axe out sooner than you think.
 
2013-10-07 06:18:48 AM

Brosef Stalin: Trance354: lured into it, or crazy fetish?

/any of my girls has a kid, or three, with some guy 10+ years her elder, not to mention underage, he ain't going to be seeing the light of day
//would help if I had daughters
///fiance has 2, so I'll have that covered in a few months

Hey, Mr. Stabby. Read the article. The victim was not the father of any of her children, in fact reading further on it would appear he has only recently taken an interest in her and she's 19. I hope when you marry this woman you do check the facts a bit before chopping up anyone that decides to date her daughters. Also whilst I'm sure she's grateful that you're leaping into the `protective father` role with enthusiasm, you might want to rethink the whole 10 year age gap being justification for homicide thing. That's actually pretty normal these days so with two daughters you might need to get your axe out sooner than you think.


Hey, Mr. Accuzy.  Read the slashies, Mr. Stabby has no daughters.
 
2013-10-07 06:19:26 AM
I think this would be a worse fate:
www.intriguing.com
 
2013-10-07 06:23:50 AM

lack of warmth: Brosef Stalin: Trance354: lured into it, or crazy fetish?

/any of my girls has a kid, or three, with some guy 10+ years her elder, not to mention underage, he ain't going to be seeing the light of day
//would help if I had daughters
///fiance has 2, so I'll have that covered in a few months

Hey, Mr. Stabby. Read the article. The victim was not the father of any of her children, in fact reading further on it would appear he has only recently taken an interest in her and she's 19. I hope when you marry this woman you do check the facts a bit before chopping up anyone that decides to date her daughters. Also whilst I'm sure she's grateful that you're leaping into the `protective father` role with enthusiasm, you might want to rethink the whole 10 year age gap being justification for homicide thing. That's actually pretty normal these days so with two daughters you might need to get your axe out sooner than you think.

Hey, Mr. Accuzy.  Read the slashies, Mr. Stabby has no daughters.


It's the slashies I'm referring to Einstein, he said he would if he had daughters and he's marrying a woman with two so will `have that covered`.
 
2013-10-07 06:28:15 AM

Alonjar: Why are people so stupid?! I mean come on... Dismembering the corpse, sealing it in plastic bags and burying in your back yard? Bro... hamburger that shiat up a little and throw it in someone else's public trash dumpster. Done deal. It'll rot away with all the rest of the rotting stuff at the dump.

No no... Let's hold onto the evidence for uh... The rest of our lives.


If I decided to become the next Son of Sam I will make sure you consult you.
 
2013-10-07 06:33:13 AM

E5bie: It's no wonder to see a young girl acting out in this way.
A 19-year-old mother of three, it is probably her way of trying to recover from the trauma of statutory rape.
Her innocence was stolen, and it's understandable that she would go through a long and complex grieving process.


Actually when you get down to it this is just another example that humans are irrational, insane monkeys on a bender who are just one step above our feces flinging kin(and sometimes not even that).
 
2013-10-07 06:38:25 AM

E5bie: It's no wonder to see a young girl acting out in this way.
A 19-year-old mother of three, it is probably her way of trying to recover from the trauma of statutory rape.
Her innocence was stolen, and it's understandable that she would go through a long and complex grieving process.


Firstly, if it was so traumatic why did she have another baby with the first father and more with others?

Secondly since when is murder and corpse dismemberment an `understandable` part of the grieving process? Sometimes crazy is just crazy.
 
2013-10-07 06:55:33 AM
FALCON PUNCH!
 
2013-10-07 07:00:23 AM
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