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2013-10-07 01:07:35 AM
10 votes:
You think Joyce Evans' career is over? Well, check out these 50 peoples whose LIVES are over in an Egyptian protest, tonight at 11.
2013-10-07 12:39:31 AM
7 votes:
Thought "Sleepy Hollow" was hot last Monday? @FOX29philly See how sleepy and hollow on-air delivery of the news can be - Tonite at Ten!
2013-10-07 12:21:47 AM
7 votes:
If you enjoyed Ned Beatty's scene in Deliverance, you'll adore this heartwarming story of a local woman's rape. Film at 11.
2013-10-07 01:51:48 AM
5 votes:
"You think those contestants on 'The Biggest Loser' looked hungry? Check out our Holocaust retrospective, tonite at 8!"
2013-10-07 12:15:23 AM
5 votes:
Excited about Low Winter Sun finale? Well one local area woman's son won't be around this winter, tune in at 10 for the full story and sports with Jake!
2013-10-07 12:47:38 AM
4 votes:
ninjamonkey.us
2013-10-07 12:28:28 AM
4 votes:
We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who 
Comes on at five 
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam 
In her eye
2013-10-07 12:26:56 AM
4 votes:

LesserEvil: Another Derpy-derpy "repugnican-hater" confuses a local fox affiliate with "Faux news". Even Derpy derpy "librul-haters" don't connect a CBS affiliates with the CBS network's MSM "lefty bent" - it takes a special kind of person to keep making that connection, just to inject their politics into a thread.

Blindly following the dogma of extremism in either direction is what is killing this country.


Not sure if tragic loss of funny bones, or if poe.

images.wikia.com

I'm on to ye.
2013-10-06 10:34:18 PM
4 votes:
Link
"Fark it, we gettin' outta this joint"
2013-10-07 01:58:21 AM
3 votes:

the_chief: My favorite comment: "You appear to have bad judgement."


My favorite was a reply to her "not a joke" defense..."no, dig UP! idiot"
2013-10-07 12:55:42 AM
3 votes:
Thought "Almost Human" was hot last Monday? @FOX29philly See who's almost human at SW Philly hospital specializing in preemies with BIRTH DEFECTS - Tonite at Ten!
2013-10-07 12:50:34 AM
3 votes:

fusillade762: feckingmorons: Stupid woman can't spell the word tonight.

What? "Tonite" is a perfectly cromulent alternative spelling. Though maybe she was talking about the explosive made out of barium nitrate nightrate and gun cotton.


FTFY
2013-10-07 12:14:03 AM
3 votes:
compliancecampaign.files.wordpress.com

You stay classy, Fox News.
2013-10-07 04:15:17 AM
2 votes:

ReapTheChaos: No matter what a person does or says these days, someone somewhere is bound to get offended by it. And since when is it wrong to offend someone anyway? Big deal, you took offense. When you boil it down, being offended means nothing more than you didn't like something, it's the equivalent of saying "Stop liking what I don't like". Since when is it the worlds responsibility to only say and do things that you would like?



jorntheyounger.com
2013-10-07 12:46:19 AM
2 votes:

trippdogg: I'm sorry - I tried, but Breaking Bad was a stupid series.  That we live in a society that thinks the passing of that show was something worthy of note is much more upsetting than anything that news bimbo could say.


You just have bad taste. It's ok, lots of people do.
2013-10-07 12:36:32 AM
2 votes:
So, is it typical for people to seem schizophrenic on Twitter? That woman's tweets read like the wall scribblings of a lunatic.
2013-10-07 12:15:44 AM
2 votes:
The CIA was blown up last season on Homeland, but stay tuned to KABC for the inside scoop on the latest kill count for today's real life Pentagon bombing.
2013-10-07 12:07:17 AM
2 votes:
Next Sunday:  "Walking Dead premieres tonight!  Tune in to local news to see which of your neighbours became potential zombies after a 6 car collision on the interstate!"
2013-10-06 11:11:34 PM
2 votes:
#JoyceEvansTweets for some LOLs.
2013-10-07 05:57:00 PM
1 votes:

MadAzza: The important thing is to come shrieking into a forum full of strangers and announce, in any way you can, that you don't like Twitter.


Ironic that it is always done with a totally forgettable post of 140 characters or less.
2013-10-07 10:23:33 AM
1 votes:

69gnarkill69: It's interesting when people die.


It is teh funneh and not "interesting" because it happens to other people. I can go to my local large city, draw a ring around certain small areas and 95% of the murders happen there. If the people there enjoy killing each other and it is their culture, then who am I to judge?
2013-10-07 08:37:03 AM
1 votes:

W. T. Fark: trippdogg: I'm sorry - I tried, but Breaking Bad was a stupid series.  That we live in a society that thinks the passing of that show was something worthy of note is much more upsetting than anything that news bimbo could say.

What should we all be watching instead?


Books.
2013-10-07 03:47:23 AM
1 votes:

Slaxl: The point is absolutely right. Who cares if someone took offence? Comments directed at her on twitter and here are all from people who want to be offended on behalf of others. It makes the news, people love talking about how offended they are or others might be.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-10-07 03:05:25 AM
1 votes:

ReapTheChaos: No matter what a person does or says these days, someone somewhere is bound to get offended by it. And since when is it wrong to offend someone anyway? Big deal, you took offense. When you boil it down, being offended means nothing more than you didn't like something, it's the equivalent of saying "Stop liking what I don't like". Since when is it the worlds responsibility to only say and do things that you would like?


I'm offended because my parents were boiled by cannibals.

/and don't say you have a bone to pick with me because bones were all that was left
//well, except for their shrunken heads
2013-10-07 02:55:05 AM
1 votes:

ReapTheChaos: No matter what a person does or says these days, someone somewhere is bound to get offended by it. And since when is it wrong to offend someone anyway? Big deal, you took offense. When you boil it down, being offended means nothing more than you didn't like something, it's the equivalent of saying "Stop liking what I don't like". Since when is it the worlds responsibility to only say and do things that you would like?


I take it that speech didn't work very well when you were called to HR for being edgy, did it?
2013-10-07 02:18:26 AM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Some wtf tweets from her:

Still pinchin' an inch after working out 'til you 'bout faint? @FOX29philly Cool your heels and FREEZE that fat. Say what? Tonite on Fox

How you livin'? Longer! How you feelin'? Uhhhhhh


Husband hides as wife HAS TWINS ON BATHROOM FLOOR @FOX29philly local man accused of vile act inside Disney World bathroom. Tonite @ Ten


Don't forget this one:

You read from this book, but you have no conception of its true power @FOX29philly I alone have grapsed its secret, I alone have fathomed the master's grand design, I alone am worthy to enjoy the fruits of that discovery: absolute power to determine my own destiny #hailsatan
2013-10-07 01:43:10 AM
1 votes:
The late, great Kathi Goertzen, attempting to tape a news tease about sheep and hazing at the University of Washington.

/miss ya, Kathi
2013-10-07 01:31:27 AM
1 votes:
Think Marvel's Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D. was spectacular, now marvel at our agents who could have used a shield. After the break.
2013-10-07 01:14:35 AM
1 votes:

trippdogg:  That we live in a society that thinks the passing of that show was something worthy of note where Twitter exists is much more upsetting than anything that news bimbo could say.

2013-10-07 01:10:49 AM
1 votes:

W. T. Fark: F*ck it, we gettin' outta this joint. (NSFW language)


I trained in air traffic control for a while. My use of profanity got clipped to the point where people think I'm actually polite. I just don't say those words anymore.

I also learned the power of "Say again?" in conversation.  It turns out that many people are more stream-of-consciousness once the beer is on the table and they really don't know what they were talking about.
2013-10-07 01:07:27 AM
1 votes:

trippdogg: I'm sorry - I tried, but Breaking Bad was a stupid series.  That we live in a society that thinks the passing of that show was something worthy of note is much more upsetting than anything that news bimbo could say.


As you rush home to catch a rerun of The Bachelor
2013-10-07 01:02:24 AM
1 votes:
Thought "Shameless" was hot last Monday? @FOX29philly See who's the most shameless publicity-seeking twunt in your local news area by reading my TWITTER FEED - Tonite at Ten!
2013-10-07 12:58:50 AM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: I found a copy of this woman's PR strategy:




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Because she's a woman of color you post KFC? Talk about classy, Jesus...
2013-10-07 12:55:01 AM
1 votes:

phillydrifter: Dwight_Yeast: Ah my local Fox News affiliate, showing the level of class I expect from them.

/Philly resident.

That's nothing, did you hear Philadelphians once threw snowballs at Santa at Veteran's Stadium?

/worst phans ev4r!


Don't get frantic, call Atlantic! Hi, I'm the boss' wife/daughter from Atlantic Transmission........
2013-10-07 12:25:46 AM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: [compliancecampaign.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

You stay classy, Fox News.


Another Derpy-derpy "repugnican-hater" confuses a local fox affiliate with "Faux news". Even Derpy derpy "librul-haters" don't connect a CBS affiliates with the CBS network's MSM "lefty bent" - it takes a special kind of person to keep making that connection, just to inject their politics into a thread.

Blindly following the dogma of extremism in either direction is what is killing this country.
2013-10-07 12:19:36 AM
1 votes:
Get ready to bare those pearly whites and say "CHEESE!" because I have a chunky discharge issuing from my vagina. Video at 11.

/wait, that's not right.
2013-10-07 12:10:02 AM
1 votes:
www.topatoco.com
2013-10-06 10:02:31 PM
1 votes:
at least she's not going with the "my account was hacked" bullshiat.
 
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