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2013-10-07 01:02:24 AM
Thought "Shameless" was hot last Monday? @FOX29philly See who's the most shameless publicity-seeking twunt in your local news area by reading my TWITTER FEED - Tonite at Ten!
 
2013-10-07 01:04:09 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: HotWingAgenda: I found a copy of this woman's PR strategy:

/doubledown.jpg

Because she's a woman of color you post KFC? Talk about classy, Jesus...


I have no idea what she looks like. As you can see above, I posted an image of a doubledown, because she's . . . doubling down . . . on her horribly insensitive tweet. I just responded to a troll, didn't I?
 
2013-10-07 01:05:47 AM

trippdogg: I'm sorry - I tried, but Breaking Bad was a stupid series.  That we live in a society that thinks the passing of that show was something worthy of note is much more upsetting than anything that news bimbo could say.


What should we all be watching instead?
 
2013-10-07 01:06:03 AM

HotWingAgenda: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: HotWingAgenda: I found a copy of this woman's PR strategy:

/doubledown.jpg

Because she's a woman of color you post KFC? Talk about classy, Jesus...

I have no idea what she looks like. As you can see above, I posted an image of a doubledown, because she's . . . doubling down . . . on her horribly insensitive tweet. I just responded to a troll, didn't I?


No, I was just kidding around.
 
2013-10-07 01:07:27 AM

trippdogg: I'm sorry - I tried, but Breaking Bad was a stupid series.  That we live in a society that thinks the passing of that show was something worthy of note is much more upsetting than anything that news bimbo could say.


As you rush home to catch a rerun of The Bachelor
 
2013-10-07 01:07:35 AM
You think Joyce Evans' career is over? Well, check out these 50 peoples whose LIVES are over in an Egyptian protest, tonight at 11.
 
2013-10-07 01:10:49 AM

W. T. Fark: F*ck it, we gettin' outta this joint. (NSFW language)


I trained in air traffic control for a while. My use of profanity got clipped to the point where people think I'm actually polite. I just don't say those words anymore.

I also learned the power of "Say again?" in conversation.  It turns out that many people are more stream-of-consciousness once the beer is on the table and they really don't know what they were talking about.
 
2013-10-07 01:12:36 AM
That tweet is consistent with my view of society in 2013. It is what I would expect from the majority of the voting public.
 
2013-10-07 01:13:06 AM

WhoIsPurpleGoo: at least she's not going with the "my account was hacked" bullshiat.


No, she doubled down by replying to critics that they "missed the point...not gonna have a tv ending" after SHE was the one that compared the shootings to a tv show in the first place.
 
2013-10-07 01:14:35 AM

trippdogg:  That we live in a society that thinks the passing of that show was something worthy of note where Twitter exists is much more upsetting than anything that news bimbo could say.

 
2013-10-07 01:16:05 AM
Well that's not a bad lead at all.

I'm reminded of a clip "The Soup" had recently where this newscaster was seguing from an NSYNC reunion story to a story about someone dying, and transitions with something like "We're saying Bye Bye Bye this week..." and she kept going. It was a bit of wreck, but I can't for the life of me remember where the clip was or who had died. It was withing the past couple of months.
 
2013-10-07 01:17:22 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: HotWingAgenda: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: HotWingAgenda: I found a copy of this woman's PR strategy:

/doubledown.jpg

Because she's a woman of color you post KFC? Talk about classy, Jesus...

I have no idea what she looks like. As you can see above, I posted an image of a doubledown, because she's . . . doubling down . . . on her horribly insensitive tweet. I just responded to a troll, didn't I?

No, I was just kidding around.


Cool. Much love.
 
2013-10-07 01:28:16 AM
LesserEvil: Another Derpy-derpy "repugnican-hater" confuses a local fox affiliate with "Faux news". Even Derpy derpy "librul-haters" don't connect a CBS affiliates with the CBS network's MSM "lefty bent" - it takes a special kind of person to keep making that connection, just to inject their politics into a thread.

Blindly following the dogma of extremism in either direction is what is killing this country.


Actually, the station is owned & operated by Fox.
 
2013-10-07 01:31:27 AM
Think Marvel's Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D. was spectacular, now marvel at our agents who could have used a shield. After the break.
 
2013-10-07 01:34:31 AM
S.H.I.E.L.D. godammit I knew I was right the first time. fark you autocorrect. Makin me doubt myself an' shiat.
 
2013-10-07 01:35:19 AM
I have to commend this newscaster on generating a lot of publicity and piggybacking on the success of Breaking Bad at the same time.

Its kind of sad that being called out en mass by the internet for being tasteless is generally a good thing for the tweeter.  This will result in free publicity and no real negative consequences for the newscaster or station.  In a few days, everyone will have forgotten all about it, while in the meantime viewership will temporarily rise.

I wish there was a way to stop rewarding the trolls on twitter for their tasteless tweets, but so far trolling appears to be a solid social media strategy, on purpose or otherwise
 
2013-10-07 01:37:38 AM
@JoyceEvansFox29: Missed my point.  This is a very real life drama. Not gonna have a tv ending

So what was her point, anyway?
 
2013-10-07 01:39:11 AM

memebot_of_doom: @JoyceEvansFox29: Missed my point.  This is a very real life drama. Not gonna have a tv ending

So what was her point, anyway?


Hey dumbass, her point was that the shooting wasn't anything like a tv show, which is why she compared it to a tv show.
 
2013-10-07 01:40:33 AM

Mexican Jew Lizard: Well that's not a bad lead at all.

I'm reminded of a clip "The Soup" had recently where this newscaster was seguing from an NSYNC reunion story to a story about someone dying, and transitions with something like "We're saying Bye Bye Bye this week..." and she kept going. It was a bit of wreck, but I can't for the life of me remember where the clip was or who had died. It was withing the past couple of months.


Yeah, but that's The Soup.
 
2013-10-07 01:41:55 AM
it is Fox, could you expect anything better?
 
2013-10-07 01:43:03 AM
That she works for a Fox station doesn't surprise me. Do they purge new employees of their remaining ethical values before turning them loose on the public??
 
2013-10-07 01:43:10 AM
The late, great Kathi Goertzen, attempting to tape a news tease about sheep and hazing at the University of Washington.

/miss ya, Kathi
 
2013-10-07 01:46:14 AM

freetomato: Breaking Bad is like The Far Side or cilantro. You either love it or hate it. If you love it you can discuss for days. If you hate it and you are in this thread you are trolling. Go away.


No, either you love it or you never bothered watching it.
 
2013-10-07 01:48:05 AM

freetomato: Breaking Bad is like The Far Side or cilantro.


Breaking Bad tastes like soap?
 
2013-10-07 01:51:48 AM
"You think those contestants on 'The Biggest Loser' looked hungry? Check out our Holocaust retrospective, tonite at 8!"
 
2013-10-07 01:54:10 AM
My favorite comment: "You appear to have bad judgement."
 
2013-10-07 01:54:59 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: memebot_of_doom: @JoyceEvansFox29: Missed my point.  This is a very real life drama. Not gonna have a tv ending

So what was her point, anyway?

Hey dumbass, her point was that the shooting wasn't anything like a tv show, which is why she compared it to a tv show.


Yeah, people always come up with a "point" when they backpedal after saying something stupid.
 
2013-10-07 01:55:31 AM
O.O

U 1 ballsy biotch.
 
2013-10-07 01:58:21 AM

the_chief: My favorite comment: "You appear to have bad judgement."


My favorite was a reply to her "not a joke" defense..."no, dig UP! idiot"
 
2013-10-07 02:00:13 AM
It's not  shop.fark.com it's 1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-07 02:01:21 AM
That Joyce Evans is a saucy gal
 
2013-10-07 02:03:04 AM

freetomato: Breaking Bad is like The Far Side or cilantro. You either love it or hate it. If you love it you can discuss for days. If you hate it and you are in this thread you are trolling. Go away.

/betting says newscaster is not a BB watcher and lamely latched onto the latest and greatest and failed spectacularly


I like breaking bad and far side, dont care much for cilantro unless its in salsa, flame on.
 
2013-10-07 02:04:04 AM
Some wtf tweets from her:

Still pinchin' an inch after working out 'til you 'bout faint? @FOX29philly Cool your heels and FREEZE that fat. Say what? Tonite on Fox

How you livin'? Longer! How you feelin'? Uhhhhhh


Husband hides as wife HAS TWINS ON BATHROOM FLOOR @FOX29philly local man accused of vile act inside Disney World bathroom. Tonite @ Ten
 
2013-10-07 02:05:58 AM

Sgt Otter: WhoIsPurpleGoo: at least she's not going with the "my account was hacked" bullshiat.

She's going with "You're all too stupid to understand the point I was making."

/Seriously, check her feed.


"What is "Too stupid to breathe without assistance, Alex?"
 
2013-10-07 02:18:26 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Some wtf tweets from her:

Still pinchin' an inch after working out 'til you 'bout faint? @FOX29philly Cool your heels and FREEZE that fat. Say what? Tonite on Fox

How you livin'? Longer! How you feelin'? Uhhhhhh


Husband hides as wife HAS TWINS ON BATHROOM FLOOR @FOX29philly local man accused of vile act inside Disney World bathroom. Tonite @ Ten


Don't forget this one:

You read from this book, but you have no conception of its true power @FOX29philly I alone have grapsed its secret, I alone have fathomed the master's grand design, I alone am worthy to enjoy the fruits of that discovery: absolute power to determine my own destiny #hailsatan
 
2013-10-07 02:33:47 AM
Who says there's no hope for humanity? @FOX29philly Incredible courage, medical breakthrough when a little boy needs a NOSE.grab some tissue

Mocking a boy for not being able to blow his non-existent nose. That's cold.
 
2013-10-07 02:47:50 AM
No matter what a person does or says these days, someone somewhere is bound to get offended by it. And since when is it wrong to offend someone anyway? Big deal, you took offense. When you boil it down, being offended means nothing more than you didn't like something, it's the equivalent of saying "Stop liking what I don't like". Since when is it the worlds responsibility to only say and do things that you would like?
 
2013-10-07 02:51:45 AM

ReapTheChaos: No matter what a person does or says these days, someone somewhere is bound to get offended by it. And since when is it wrong to offend someone anyway? Big deal, you took offense. When you boil it down, being offended means nothing more than you didn't like something, it's the equivalent of saying "Stop liking what I don't like". Since when is it the worlds responsibility to only say and do things that you would like?


You were offended... and then what happened?
 
2013-10-07 02:55:05 AM

ReapTheChaos: No matter what a person does or says these days, someone somewhere is bound to get offended by it. And since when is it wrong to offend someone anyway? Big deal, you took offense. When you boil it down, being offended means nothing more than you didn't like something, it's the equivalent of saying "Stop liking what I don't like". Since when is it the worlds responsibility to only say and do things that you would like?


I take it that speech didn't work very well when you were called to HR for being edgy, did it?
 
2013-10-07 03:05:25 AM

ReapTheChaos: No matter what a person does or says these days, someone somewhere is bound to get offended by it. And since when is it wrong to offend someone anyway? Big deal, you took offense. When you boil it down, being offended means nothing more than you didn't like something, it's the equivalent of saying "Stop liking what I don't like". Since when is it the worlds responsibility to only say and do things that you would like?


I'm offended because my parents were boiled by cannibals.

/and don't say you have a bone to pick with me because bones were all that was left
//well, except for their shrunken heads
 
2013-10-07 03:09:56 AM
Snickers ad
 
2013-10-07 03:25:58 AM

hardinparamedic: ReapTheChaos: No matter what a person does or says these days, someone somewhere is bound to get offended by it. And since when is it wrong to offend someone anyway? Big deal, you took offense. When you boil it down, being offended means nothing more than you didn't like something, it's the equivalent of saying "Stop liking what I don't like". Since when is it the worlds responsibility to only say and do things that you would like?

I take it that speech didn't work very well when you were called to HR for being edgy, did it?


The point is absolutely right. Who cares if someone took offence? Comments directed at her on twitter and here are all from people who want to be offended on behalf of others. It makes the news, people love talking about how offended they are or others might be.
 
2013-10-07 03:47:23 AM

Slaxl: The point is absolutely right. Who cares if someone took offence? Comments directed at her on twitter and here are all from people who want to be offended on behalf of others. It makes the news, people love talking about how offended they are or others might be.


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2013-10-07 03:55:08 AM
I LOVE Joyce Evans! Normally things like on-air obscenities would be a career killer. In her case it seems to help her. She must be the Joe Biden of news reporters.
 
2013-10-07 04:00:23 AM

calbert: Gdalescrboz: I don't get it, I need some help. Or is this, this meaningless tweet, the thing that finally crosses the line?

there's nothing to get.

it's just an excuse for the Fark racists to attack a professional black woman.

that's what's truly tasteless

/yet completely expected around here


And there sure are a lot of them tasteless hypocritical a$$hat republitard racists on fark lately. I guess the shutdown has them stirred up. But just wait when they can't pay their slaves anymore b/c their corporate welfare checks have stopped coming...they'll have to do some real work themselves for once instead of exploiting the proletariat...Things will be really turned around then...The first will be last and the last will have their day.
 
2013-10-07 04:02:37 AM

Slaxl: Who cares if someone took offense?


I do! How dare someone get between me and my offense by proxy minions! This sort of offense-vigilantism makes the world even more politically correct and better. It even helps balance budgets!
 
2013-10-07 04:15:17 AM

ReapTheChaos: No matter what a person does or says these days, someone somewhere is bound to get offended by it. And since when is it wrong to offend someone anyway? Big deal, you took offense. When you boil it down, being offended means nothing more than you didn't like something, it's the equivalent of saying "Stop liking what I don't like". Since when is it the worlds responsibility to only say and do things that you would like?



jorntheyounger.com
 
2013-10-07 04:34:53 AM

Miss Stein: The late, great Kathi Goertzen, attempting to tape a news tease about sheep and hazing at the University of Washington.

/miss ya, Kathi


Aw, I didn't know she'd died. Damn. (I grew up there.)
 
2013-10-07 05:10:39 AM
It's interesting when people die; give us dirty laundry.
 
2013-10-07 06:06:37 AM
"...little boy needs a NOSE. Grab some tissue"

Okay, I laughed at that one.
 
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