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NFA [TotalFark]
2013-10-06 09:56:48 PM
Loved the comments.


/not the submitter
 
2013-10-06 10:01:20 PM
Stupid woman can't spell the word tonight.
 
2013-10-06 10:02:31 PM
at least she's not going with the "my account was hacked" bullshiat.
 
2013-10-06 10:27:43 PM

WhoIsPurpleGoo: at least she's not going with the "my account was hacked" bullshiat.


Day ain't over yet.
 
2013-10-06 10:34:18 PM
Link
"Fark it, we gettin' outta this joint"
 
2013-10-06 10:36:47 PM

BunkyBrewman: Link
"Fark it, we gettin' outta this joint"


Harvard to 'hood in 10 seconds.
 
2013-10-06 11:07:28 PM
collegelifestyles.org
 
2013-10-06 11:11:34 PM
#JoyceEvansTweets for some LOLs.
 
2013-10-06 11:51:33 PM

feckingmorons: Stupid woman can't spell the word tonight.


What? "Tonite" is a perfectly cromulent alternative spelling. Though maybe she was talking about the explosive made out of barium nitrate and gun cotton.
 
2013-10-07 12:03:42 AM
"YOUR CHILD JUST DIED. TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT! TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME!"
 
2013-10-07 12:04:00 AM
twidiot
 
2013-10-07 12:07:17 AM
Next Sunday:  "Walking Dead premieres tonight!  Tune in to local news to see which of your neighbours became potential zombies after a 6 car collision on the interstate!"
 
2013-10-07 12:10:02 AM
www.topatoco.com
 
2013-10-07 12:14:03 AM
compliancecampaign.files.wordpress.com

You stay classy, Fox News.
 
2013-10-07 12:15:23 AM
Excited about Low Winter Sun finale? Well one local area woman's son won't be around this winter, tune in at 10 for the full story and sports with Jake!
 
2013-10-07 12:15:44 AM
The CIA was blown up last season on Homeland, but stay tuned to KABC for the inside scoop on the latest kill count for today's real life Pentagon bombing.
 
2013-10-07 12:19:32 AM
Lol good nite, let me drive thru your state. I do it alot.
 
2013-10-07 12:19:36 AM
Get ready to bare those pearly whites and say "CHEESE!" because I have a chunky discharge issuing from my vagina. Video at 11.

/wait, that's not right.
 
2013-10-07 12:19:56 AM

WhoIsPurpleGoo: at least she's not going with the "my account was hacked" bullshiat.


She's going with "You're all too stupid to understand the point I was making."

/Seriously, check her feed.
 
2013-10-07 12:20:01 AM
I don't get it, I need some help. Or is this, this meaningless tweet, the thing that finally crosses the line?
 
2013-10-07 12:20:19 AM
 
2013-10-07 12:21:22 AM
What's this woman's Fark handle?
 
2013-10-07 12:21:47 AM
If you enjoyed Ned Beatty's scene in Deliverance, you'll adore this heartwarming story of a local woman's rape. Film at 11.
 
2013-10-07 12:22:43 AM

NewportBarGuy: "YOUR CHILD JUST DIED. TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT! TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME!"


Well, you must admit that it has a certain flair which announcing "Lord Jones dead" to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive does not.
 
2013-10-07 12:24:55 AM

Sgt Otter: WhoIsPurpleGoo: at least she's not going with the "my account was hacked" bullshiat.

She's going with "You're all too stupid to understand the point I was making."

/Seriously, check her feed.


Possibly, sociopaths are often highly intelligent.
 
2013-10-07 12:25:46 AM

hardinparamedic: [compliancecampaign.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

You stay classy, Fox News.


Another Derpy-derpy "repugnican-hater" confuses a local fox affiliate with "Faux news". Even Derpy derpy "librul-haters" don't connect a CBS affiliates with the CBS network's MSM "lefty bent" - it takes a special kind of person to keep making that connection, just to inject their politics into a thread.

Blindly following the dogma of extremism in either direction is what is killing this country.
 
2013-10-07 12:26:56 AM

LesserEvil: Another Derpy-derpy "repugnican-hater" confuses a local fox affiliate with "Faux news". Even Derpy derpy "librul-haters" don't connect a CBS affiliates with the CBS network's MSM "lefty bent" - it takes a special kind of person to keep making that connection, just to inject their politics into a thread.

Blindly following the dogma of extremism in either direction is what is killing this country.


Not sure if tragic loss of funny bones, or if poe.

images.wikia.com

I'm on to ye.
 
2013-10-07 12:27:04 AM
Ah my local Fox News affiliate, showing the level of class I expect from them.

/Philly resident.
 
2013-10-07 12:28:28 AM
We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who 
Comes on at five 
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam 
In her eye
 
2013-10-07 12:30:27 AM
Did she post pictures of the corpses on Facebook yet?
 
2013-10-07 12:30:58 AM
The Dodgers just beat the Braves like they were Giants fans in the parking lot, and more on sports after the break!
 
2013-10-07 12:31:51 AM
Truly in the grand tradition of Edward R. Murrow.
 
2013-10-07 12:36:32 AM
So, is it typical for people to seem schizophrenic on Twitter? That woman's tweets read like the wall scribblings of a lunatic.
 
2013-10-07 12:37:04 AM

Gdalescrboz: I don't get it, I need some help. Or is this, this meaningless tweet, the thing that finally crosses the line?


there's nothing to get.

it's just an excuse for the Fark racists to attack a professional black woman.

that's what's truly tasteless

/yet completely expected around here
 
2013-10-07 12:37:17 AM
I found a copy of this woman's PR strategy:


www.sogoodblog.com

/doubledown.jpg
 
2013-10-07 12:39:31 AM
Thought "Sleepy Hollow" was hot last Monday? @FOX29philly See how sleepy and hollow on-air delivery of the news can be - Tonite at Ten!
 
2013-10-07 12:39:38 AM
I thought it was a pretty wry commentary on our societal desensitization to violence.

But I can see how people might take it the wrong way.
 
2013-10-07 12:40:04 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Ah my local Fox News affiliate, showing the level of class I expect from them.

/Philly resident.


That's nothing, did you hear Philadelphians once threw snowballs at Santa at Veteran's Stadium?

/worst phans ev4r!
 
2013-10-07 12:41:07 AM
Don't act offended.

That would have made a FANTASTIC Fark headline.
 
2013-10-07 12:41:32 AM

Sgt Otter: WhoIsPurpleGoo: at least she's not going with the "my account was hacked" bullshiat.

She's going with "You're all too stupid to understand the point I was making."

/Seriously, check her feed.


At least she's not apologizing. I respect that. If I understand correctly, nobody was killed in the shooting she referenced, so ...

OK, it's still pretty tasteless, but I admire her moxie!
 
2013-10-07 12:44:49 AM
I'm sorry - I tried, but Breaking Bad was a stupid series.  That we live in a society that thinks the passing of that show was something worthy of note is much more upsetting than anything that news bimbo could say.
 
2013-10-07 12:45:20 AM
That seque broke bad fast.  Friends don't let friend mix pop culture references with immediate tragedies.
 
2013-10-07 12:46:16 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: So, is it typical for people to seem schizophrenic on Twitter? That woman's tweets read like the wall scribblings of a lunatic.


Or someone having a panic attack.
 
2013-10-07 12:46:19 AM

trippdogg: I'm sorry - I tried, but Breaking Bad was a stupid series.  That we live in a society that thinks the passing of that show was something worthy of note is much more upsetting than anything that news bimbo could say.


You just have bad taste. It's ok, lots of people do.
 
2013-10-07 12:47:38 AM
ninjamonkey.us
 
2013-10-07 12:50:34 AM

fusillade762: feckingmorons: Stupid woman can't spell the word tonight.

What? "Tonite" is a perfectly cromulent alternative spelling. Though maybe she was talking about the explosive made out of barium nitrate nightrate and gun cotton.


FTFY
 
2013-10-07 12:55:01 AM

phillydrifter: Dwight_Yeast: Ah my local Fox News affiliate, showing the level of class I expect from them.

/Philly resident.

That's nothing, did you hear Philadelphians once threw snowballs at Santa at Veteran's Stadium?

/worst phans ev4r!


Don't get frantic, call Atlantic! Hi, I'm the boss' wife/daughter from Atlantic Transmission........
 
2013-10-07 12:55:42 AM
Thought "Almost Human" was hot last Monday? @FOX29philly See who's almost human at SW Philly hospital specializing in preemies with BIRTH DEFECTS - Tonite at Ten!
 
2013-10-07 12:58:50 AM

HotWingAgenda: I found a copy of this woman's PR strategy:




/doubledown.jpg


Because she's a woman of color you post KFC? Talk about classy, Jesus...
 
2013-10-07 01:01:57 AM
Breaking Bad is like The Far Side or cilantro. You either love it or hate it. If you love it you can discuss for days. If you hate it and you are in this thread you are trolling. Go away.

/betting says newscaster is not a BB watcher and lamely latched onto the latest and greatest and failed spectacularly
 
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