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2013-10-06 07:39:40 PM
If he hates Jags that much, he probably had a hand in designing them.

He sometimes seems like a naughty little boy who makes people and animals out of clay, only to squish them with glee when he is tired of them.

Maybe he is destruct-testing his creatures. That would be OK because it has a useful purpose and isn't malicious.

Also, destruct-testing fits in well with the theory of evolution. Death is the great pruner, the topiary-artist of life. If God is creating the universe by trial and error, there is a place for evil and death in his plans.

It's a bummer but you can't blame him for hating Jaguars. After all, who better to know about them than the guy who designed them? And besides, he knows the people who drive them. Some of them could use a little further testing. Not quite ready for the market.
 
2013-10-06 07:40:46 PM
+1 on the headline, would laugh again.
 
2013-10-06 09:57:30 PM
Should have signed Tebow, then god's love would have shined on the Jags.
 
2013-10-06 10:28:24 PM
I dunno...he seemed to make quite the statement at the end of the Patriots game.
 
2013-10-06 10:33:24 PM
Everyone else hates them too.
 
2013-10-06 11:56:52 PM

Bucky Katt: Everyone else hates them too.


untrue, those of us in survivor leagues deeply appreciate the jags.
 
2013-10-07 12:01:02 AM
The Jaguars need to exist so that we have something to contrast good football with.
 
2013-10-07 12:02:38 AM
That's what the get for letting Nike design them into a bastardized version of a football uniform that even college kids would say "you've got to be kidding right?"
 
2013-10-07 12:02:42 AM
For God so loved Luke that He broke one of Luke's only two ankles, that whosoever believeth in Him shall not play as a Jag, but shall watcheth the fail from the sidelines and be tradeth. Amen.
 
2013-10-07 12:05:37 AM
This team is well on its way to being the very worst team in the history of the NFL. As a Lions fan, I know a thing or two about the worst team in the history of the NFL

/0-16
 
2013-10-07 12:08:28 AM

Arkanaut: The Jaguars need to exist so that we have something to contrast good football with.


The Jags are like evil. We need them to lose football games in order to understand what it means to win football games. If every team won every game, then what's a win streak? So God saw fit to put all the bad football into one team so that the rest of the NFL can make the moral choice to never play as bad as the Jags.
 
2013-10-07 12:13:29 AM

Ishkur: Arkanaut: The Jaguars need to exist so that we have something to contrast good football with.

The Jags are like evil. We need them to lose football games in order to understand what it means to win football games. If every team won every game, then what's a win streak? So God saw fit to put all the bad football into one team so that the rest of the NFL can make the moral choice to never play as bad as the Jags.


I prefer to think of the as a supermassive black hole of football suck. Yet I can't help but think they could possibly score over 24 points on Enver.
 
2013-10-07 12:20:04 AM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: et I can't help but think they could possibly score over 24 points on Enver.


Well when the Denver D goes into flag football mode in the third quarter thanks to a massive lead, yeah they could score that many.
 
2013-10-07 12:23:20 AM
Now there's a rookie cap it is better to crash hard and have the best shot at the sort of talent that a franchise can be built around than season after season of mediocrity.

Ya gotta sin to be saved.
 
2013-10-07 12:28:26 AM

Nature Spirals: This team is well on its way to being the very worst team in the history of the NFL. As a Lions fan, I know a thing or two about the worst team in the history of the NFL

/0-16


Can't disagree. 
They are challenging the 76-77 Bucs in ineptitude.
 
2013-10-07 12:29:18 AM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Ishkur: Arkanaut: The Jaguars need to exist so that we have something to contrast good football with.

The Jags are like evil. We need them to lose football games in order to understand what it means to win football games. If every team won every game, then what's a win streak? So God saw fit to put all the bad football into one team so that the rest of the NFL can make the moral choice to never play as bad as the Jags.

I prefer to think of the as a supermassive black hole of football suck. Yet I can't help but think they could possibly score over 24 points on Enver.


The Jags lose so the rest of us can win.
 
2013-10-07 12:32:14 AM

CodeMonkey4Life: Now there's a rookie cap it is better to crash hard and have the best shot at the sort of talent that a franchise can be built around than season after season of mediocrity.

Ya gotta sin to be saved.


Welcome to NBA style Tank-a-palooza! Wonder when the lottery balls start bouncing.
 
2013-10-07 12:52:38 AM
Coach is right. Gabbert gives them the best chance at succeeding at their goals for the year.
 
2013-10-07 01:00:49 AM
So, the only way people are not picking Denver in the eliminator league is if they already used Denver right? Would it be the greatest eliminator massacre in history?
 
2013-10-07 01:09:42 AM
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/REPRESENT!
 
2013-10-07 01:13:40 AM
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It's JAGS to make it FUNNY!
 
2013-10-07 01:25:13 AM
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DAT HARE!
 
2013-10-07 01:46:17 AM
2008 Lions vs. 2013 Jags...someone needs to figure out a way to make that happen.
 
2013-10-07 02:13:39 AM

robsul82: 2008 Lions vs. 2013 Jags...someone needs to figure out a way to make that happen.


I just plugged the teams into whatifsports.com; game in Detroit; both with a 'Balanced' offense.  Jags win 16-10.  YMMV.
 
2013-10-07 02:57:37 AM
Yes he does.

www.totalcarcrashes.com
 
2013-10-07 02:58:02 AM

Arkanaut: The Jags lose so the rest of us can win.


The Jags lost for your wins! Place your faith in Jagsus and forever be saved! For God so love the sport of football he gave His only begotten team, that whosoever shall play them shall not lose but have eternal wins.
 
2013-10-07 03:04:48 AM
 
2013-10-07 05:30:52 AM
The way this season's going, I bet they beat Houston in Houston to end every survivor league in the nation. And because God hates Houston too
 
2013-10-07 05:57:09 AM

bionicjoe: They are challenging the 76-77 Bucs in ineptitude.


You never go full Buccaneer.
 
2013-10-07 07:16:53 AM
I have to give credit for this headline to a drunk Falcons fan who was following me into the Georgia Dome in 2011 when the Jags played the Falcons.  I was sporting my Gabbert jersey (don't judge me) and he was yelling this at me repeatedly because apparently he couldn't think of anything else to say.  Had my wife and her sister not been there, I probably would've choked that guy out because you know how angry us Jaguars fans are.  They lost that game 41-14.  Good thing that guy didn't find me after the game..

/subby
 
2013-10-07 07:50:23 AM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Ishkur: Arkanaut: The Jaguars need to exist so that we have something to contrast good football with.

The Jags are like evil. We need them to lose football games in order to understand what it means to win football games. If every team won every game, then what's a win streak? So God saw fit to put all the bad football into one team so that the rest of the NFL can make the moral choice to never play as bad as the Jags.

I prefer to think of the as a supermassive black hole of football suck. Yet I can't help but think they could possibly score over 24 points on Enver.


I'm sure they'll get 20. I'm also sure Manning will get 80
 
2013-10-07 11:54:03 AM
So does everyone from Pittsburgh

/ya jagoff
 
2013-10-07 12:21:45 PM
something something something subby something something magnificent bastard
 
2013-10-07 01:26:00 PM

tplayer335: I probably would've choked that guy out because you know how angry us Jaguars fans are.


Like stabbing visiting fans to death angry? Also, I thought this headline was a reference to the Jags possibly signing Tebow just for the bump in jersey sales. Maybe he can play Left Tackle?
 
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