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(Fox News)   Since there's a popular caffeinated beverage/food fight trifecta in play, here's an article that leads off with hot chocolate, oh wise and wonderful modmins   (foxnews.com) divider line 15
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2013-10-06 05:25:36 PM  
Not on the list: horse laxatives.
 
2013-10-06 05:30:44 PM  
Hey fatties, there's a nice "health" article to give you more misleading information which will only make you fatter!

Drink that hot chocolate! Feel those obese, diabetic pounds just melt away!
 
2013-10-06 05:34:41 PM  
hot chocolate and banana smoothie
 
2013-10-06 05:37:34 PM  
Yes you will be losing weight cause you will be dead....don't trust the hot chocolate.
 
2013-10-06 05:55:39 PM  
There's no such thing as foods that "melt fat". Certain foods can boost your metabolic rate and certain foods are lower in calories than other, but it is calories in - calories out. That is it. The tricky part is calculating both, since not all calories are equal and the calories out is obviously hard to calculate as well. However, eat less and you lose weight. Make small changes. For example, if you drink 4 sodas a day, cut down to 2 for a month, then 1 for a month, then 1 a week after that. Instead of donuts for breakfast, eat fruit + oatmeal. Just small changes, 1 or 2 at a time.
 
2013-10-06 06:13:31 PM  
Fail: There's no reference to sex in the headline.
 
2013-10-06 06:16:43 PM  
Hot chocolate ain't got caffeine
 
2013-10-06 06:20:50 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hot chocolate ain't got caffeine


10-70 mg per cup.
 
2013-10-06 06:33:47 PM  
Hot chocolate and rum. *drink*
Just feel the pounds melt!
 
2013-10-06 07:22:14 PM  
To b e honest, nothing really wrong with hot chocolate unless you are still drinking the crap in the sampler box the CEO gave to you "valued employees" as a "Winter Holiday Gift" a few years back

/ serve it with your Guinness towell
 
2013-10-06 07:35:55 PM  
Hot cocoa sampler box?
 
2013-10-06 08:03:44 PM  
Doesn't hot chocolate have something like 1/10th the caffeine in a cup of coffee? That hardly seems significant.
 
2013-10-06 08:07:54 PM  
Grossly Obese Jesus on a Steel Reinforced Double-Wide Cross, what a load of tripe. All white foods contain allacin? Cooked carrots CONTAIN more antioxidants? Fox NEWS?

Besides, everybody knows Fox viewers torch excess fat by running from the truth.
 
2013-10-07 01:39:42 AM  

Meatybrain: Grossly Obese Jesus on a Steel Reinforced Double-Wide Cross, what a load of tripe. All white foods contain allacin? Cooked carrots CONTAIN more antioxidants? Fox NEWS?

Besides, everybody knows Fox viewers torch excess fat by running from the truth.


I like your handle. :3
 
2013-10-07 04:01:34 PM  

machoprogrammer: There's no such thing as foods that "melt fat". Certain foods can boost your metabolic rate and certain foods are lower in calories than other, but it is calories in - calories out. That is it. The tricky part is calculating both, since not all calories are equal and the calories out is obviously hard to calculate as well. However, eat less and you lose weight. Make small changes. For example, if you drink 4 sodas a day, cut down to 2 for a month, then 1 for a month, then 1 a week after that. Instead of donuts for breakfast, eat fruit + oatmeal. Just small changes, 1 or 2 at a time.


I poop a lot. Does that count as "calories out"?
 
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