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(MLive.com)   Sex toy company offering free vibrators to furloughed government employees, which is probably the most exciting thing that has happened to a civilian government employee   (blog.mlive.com) divider line 16
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2013-10-06 03:14:20 PM
3 votes:

Sex toy company offering free vibrators to furloughed government employees


So that's what all the buzz is about.
2013-10-06 04:38:26 PM
2 votes:
Why not go organic?

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2013-10-06 03:52:14 PM
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: johnny_vegas: DeathCipris: Oldiron_79: 2wolves: I know a number of tight assed AA's that could use a deep humming.

AA's? wusses. Go D or go home

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Say hello to my friend...we call him "Goliath."

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in before gas powered Eurotrip laser guided quad vibrator.


Oh yeah? This one comes with a gas engine and a pull starter:

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2013-10-06 03:13:21 PM
2 votes:
I'd suggest sending them to members of congress, but they'd have trouble shoving them up their asses. Their heads are in the way.
2013-10-06 11:55:18 AM
2 votes:
Wait, I was told that we are all screwed.
2013-10-06 11:08:32 PM
1 votes:

antisocialworker: mark12A: I'm classified as "Essential". Suck it, haters!

/no free sex toys for me :-(
//gets to ride long, hard gray things loaded with seamen

A guy I knew in high school once asked me "what's the difference between a submarine and a penis?"

I humored him and replied "I don't know."

"They're both big, metal, and FULL OF SAILORS!"


I would have said "beats me."
2013-10-06 04:04:25 PM
1 votes:
They're sending out this life-size fist. It's not meant to be a pleasant experience. No.

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/Yes, I'm aware that there are some who will enjoy this immensely.
2013-10-06 03:53:03 PM
1 votes:
So, basically, this company is telling the furloughed employees to "Go Fark Themselves"?

... Must be a Republican-owned company...
2013-10-06 03:42:24 PM
1 votes:

DeathCipris: Oldiron_79: 2wolves: I know a number of tight assed AA's that could use a deep humming.

AA's? wusses. Go D or go home

[i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]

Say hello to my friend...we call him "Goliath."


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-10-06 03:41:49 PM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: 2wolves: Oldiron_79: 2wolves: I know a number of tight assed AA's that could use a deep humming.

AA's? wusses. Go D or go home

Administrative Assistants.

I'm talking about batteries


110v or stay on the porch.
2013-10-06 03:39:12 PM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: 2wolves: I know a number of tight assed AA's that could use a deep humming.

AA's? wusses. Go D or go home


i.walmartimages.com

Say hello to my friend...we call him "Goliath."
2013-10-06 03:21:46 PM
1 votes:

LordOfThePings


'Furlough' always sounded like a vaguely sexual word to me.


Furl-ough face?

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2013-10-06 03:11:10 PM
1 votes:
You've been farked by congress, now let us fark you!
2013-10-06 03:08:26 PM
1 votes:
Would give them something to do besides post on Fark.
2013-10-06 03:06:24 PM
1 votes:
2wolves: I know a number of tight assed AA's that could use a deep humming.

AA's? wusses. Go D or go home
2013-10-06 01:47:39 PM
1 votes:
Batteries not included
 
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