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2013-10-06 10:08:14 AM
ok, normally i'd say that anyone who actually believes or forwards this should seriously kill themselves before they breed. but sadly most are probably in their 70s, so that ship has sailed.
 
2013-10-06 10:33:53 AM
Given that the admin has kicked people out of their vacation homes, blocked the road to hotels and shut off the valve to old faithful, it is only because there isn't a feasible way to accomplish this that they aren't  doing this.
 
2013-10-06 10:36:05 AM

SauronWasFramed: shut off the valve to old faithful,


LOL!
 
2013-10-06 10:41:40 AM

SauronWasFramed: Given that the admin has kicked people out of their vacation homes, blocked the road to hotels and shut off the valve to old faithful, it is only because there isn't a feasible way to accomplish this that they aren't  doing this.


Tea Party bullshiat detected.
 
2013-10-06 10:49:11 AM

clancifer: SauronWasFramed: Given that the admin has kicked people out of their vacation homes, blocked the road to hotels and shut off the valve to old faithful, it is only because there isn't a feasible way to accomplish this that they aren't  doing this.

Tea Party bullshiat detected.


*psst* i think the "valve to old faithful" thing might be a clue that he's joking.
 
2013-10-06 11:35:08 AM

FlashHarry: SauronWasFramed: shut off the valve to old faithful,

LOL!


HUGE LOL!!!! That was the best thing I have seen today.
 
2013-10-06 11:51:32 AM
*xkcdsnopes.jpg*
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-10-06 11:59:08 AM

SauronWasFramed: Given that the admin has kicked people out of their vacation homes, blocked the road to hotels and shut off the valve to old faithful, it is only because there isn't a feasible way to accomplish this that they aren't  doing this.


I heard that the EPA was going to turn off the sun.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-10-06 12:00:12 PM

FlashHarry: clancifer: SauronWasFramed: Given that the admin has kicked people out of their vacation homes, blocked the road to hotels and shut off the valve to old faithful, it is only because there isn't a feasible way to accomplish this that they aren't  doing this.

Tea Party bullshiat detected.

*psst* i think the "valve to old faithful" thing might be a clue that he's joking.


I suspect that there are teatards who would believe that.
 
2013-10-06 12:07:48 PM
img.fark.net

Seems legit...
 
2013-10-06 12:09:37 PM

Man On A Mission: [img.fark.net image 570x359]

Seems legit...


This was on my FB feed last night, with someone who ACTUALLY believed it...it's a sad, sad world.
 
2013-10-06 12:13:02 PM

RedPhoenix122: This was on my FB feed last night, with someone who ACTUALLY believed it...it's a sad, sad world.


"And the pilots aren't even BEING PAID thanks to the Obama slimdown!!11!"

/ you know someone somewhere believes all this
 
2013-10-06 12:13:03 PM

RedPhoenix122: Man On A Mission: [img.fark.net image 570x359]

Seems legit...

This was on my FB feed last night, with someone who ACTUALLY believed it...it's a sad, sad world.


I think we might actually own that sheet...which reminds me, we nee to deal with laundry.
 
2013-10-06 12:15:55 PM

RedPhoenix122: Man On A Mission: [img.fark.net image 570x359]

Seems legit...

This was on my FB feed last night, with someone who ACTUALLY believed it...it's a sad, sad world.


This was my very first thought upon seeing the FARK headline:  how many of my gullible 'Friends' on FB are reposting this crap?

*sigh*

SauronWasFramed: shut off the valve to old faithful


That's what Kaopectate is for.
 
2013-10-06 12:26:40 PM
The photo is a joke, but the story is true.  The feds put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore.
 
2013-10-06 12:33:14 PM
The National Parks were closed in the 1996 shutdown as well.  This isn't some plot, this is the natural result of what happens when the government shuts down.
 
2013-10-06 12:36:33 PM

TuteTibiImperes: The National Parks were closed in the 1996 shutdown as well.  This isn't some plot, this is the natural result of what happens when the government shuts down.


But... but... OBAMA!!!11!!!
 
2013-10-06 12:36:34 PM

SkinnyHead: The photo is a joke, but the story is true.  The feds put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore.


Who did?
 
2013-10-06 12:39:18 PM

Kyosuke: SkinnyHead: The photo is a joke, but the story is true.  The feds put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore.

Who did?


Aquaman. He can be a real dick when he's drunk.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-10-06 12:40:32 PM

SkinnyHead: The photo is a joke, but the story is true.  The feds put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore.


I heard that Obama was going to use his contrails to blot out the sun to force people to give in to his demands.
 
2013-10-06 12:44:26 PM

Kyosuke: SkinnyHead: The photo is a joke, but the story is true.  The feds put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore.

Who did?


It says in the article that the National Park Service put up those cones on the road.
 
2013-10-06 12:44:43 PM

TuteTibiImperes: The National Parks were closed in the 1996 shutdown as well.  This isn't some plot, this is the natural result of what happens when the government shuts down.


the memorials and statues were not.  Our American presidents did not try to deliberately cause pain to the American people.
 
2013-10-06 12:53:27 PM

IronTom: TuteTibiImperes: The National Parks were closed in the 1996 shutdown as well.  This isn't some plot, this is the natural result of what happens when the government shuts down.

the memorials and statues were not.  Our American presidents did not try to deliberately cause pain to the American people.


It's a different world today.  Without the normal number of security staff, guides, rangers, and maintenance employees keeping an eye on things the monuments could easily become attractive targets for terrorism.  There were already a number of instances of people defacing the monuments earlier this year before the furloughs removed most of those who keep watch.
 
2013-10-06 12:57:06 PM

TuteTibiImperes: It's a different world today


Bullshiat.  That is a Leftist wet dream.  It is still America no matter how many MSM freaks tell yo otherwise.
 
2013-10-06 01:01:11 PM

IronTom: TuteTibiImperes: It's a different world today

Bullshiat.  That is a Leftist wet dream.  It is still America no matter how many MSM freaks tell yo otherwise.


Uh huh, sure, security concerns haven't changed at all in 17 years, whatever you say.
 
2013-10-06 01:01:14 PM
Weak excuse for barring Americans from Americana.  Oh there are some lefty plants that painted some crap on a monument hence providing a cover narrative to support  no longer letting you see the real America, let's wrap them with a picture of Miley Cyrus and armed swat teams so you can't get inspired by the exceptional America, and maybe you'll forget about it.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-10-06 01:03:16 PM

IronTom: Weak excuse for barring Americans from Americana.  Oh there are some lefty plants that painted some crap on a monument hence providing a cover narrative to support  no longer letting you see the real America, let's wrap them with a picture of Miley Cyrus and armed swat teams so you can't get inspired by the exceptional America, and maybe you'll forget about it.


I heard that Obama stole the statue of Liberty to sell the copper for scrap.
 
2013-10-06 01:04:56 PM

vpb: IronTom: Weak excuse for barring Americans from Americana.  Oh there are some lefty plants that painted some crap on a monument hence providing a cover narrative to support  no longer letting you see the real America, let's wrap them with a picture of Miley Cyrus and armed swat teams so you can't get inspired by the exceptional America, and maybe you'll forget about it.

I heard that Obama stole the statue of Liberty to sell the copper for scrap.


Is that what is under the burka they covered it with?
 
2013-10-06 01:06:14 PM

vpb: IronTom: Weak excuse for barring Americans from Americana.  Oh there are some lefty plants that painted some crap on a monument hence providing a cover narrative to support  no longer letting you see the real America, let's wrap them with a picture of Miley Cyrus and armed swat teams so you can't get inspired by the exceptional America, and maybe you'll forget about it.

I heard that Obama stole the statue of Liberty to sell the copper for scrap.


On a more serious note, what is the probability that there is any gold left in Fort Knox?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-10-06 01:07:37 PM
Obama has even shut down business that run buffets!  What's more American than an all you can eat buffet!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-10-06 01:09:42 PM

IronTom: I heard that Obama stole the statue of Liberty to sell the copper for scrap.

Is that what is under the burka they covered it with?


Yes, and I heard that Obama peaked under it!  I wonder what the founding fathers would say if they knew that a black man would someday be able to look at the Statue of Liberty's pubes with impunity!
 
2013-10-06 01:10:16 PM

xanadian: SauronWasFramed: shut off the valve to old faithful

That's what Kaopectate is for.


They use Metamucil to keep it regular
 
2013-10-06 01:11:35 PM

IronTom: Weak excuse for barring Americans from Americana.  Oh there are some lefty plants that painted some crap on a monument hence providing a cover narrative to support  no longer letting you see the real America, let's wrap them with a picture of Miley Cyrus and armed swat teams so you can't get inspired by the exceptional America, and maybe you'll forget about it.


notsureifpotato.jpg
 
2013-10-06 01:17:22 PM

IronTom: vpb: IronTom: Weak excuse for barring Americans from Americana.  Oh there are some lefty plants that painted some crap on a monument hence providing a cover narrative to support  no longer letting you see the real America, let's wrap them with a picture of Miley Cyrus and armed swat teams so you can't get inspired by the exceptional America, and maybe you'll forget about it.

I heard that Obama stole the statue of Liberty to sell the copper for scrap.

On a more serious note, what is the probability that there is any gold left in Fort Knox?


The official word is 147.3 million ounces.  So I'd say the probability is around 100% that about that amount is present there.
 
2013-10-06 01:17:34 PM

Via Infinito: IronTom: Weak excuse for barring Americans from Americana.  Oh there are some lefty plants that painted some crap on a monument hence providing a cover narrative to support  no longer letting you see the real America, let's wrap them with a picture of Miley Cyrus and armed swat teams so you can't get inspired by the exceptional America, and maybe you'll forget about it.

notsureifpotato.jpg


probably potato, that was all conjecture btw, meant to supply the foil to tubaT's narrative
 
2013-10-06 01:19:11 PM
fakeplus.com
 
2013-10-06 01:21:24 PM

IronTom: Via Infinito: IronTom: Weak excuse for barring Americans from Americana.  Oh there are some lefty plants that painted some crap on a monument hence providing a cover narrative to support  no longer letting you see the real America, let's wrap them with a picture of Miley Cyrus and armed swat teams so you can't get inspired by the exceptional America, and maybe you'll forget about it.

notsureifpotato.jpg

probably potato, that was all conjecture btw, meant to supply the foil to tubaT's narrative


Ahh. Sarcasm. Good to know. Sometimes it's hard to tell the sarcasm from the legitimate derp around here. Poe's law and all.
 
2013-10-06 01:23:13 PM
cdn.rsvlts.com
 
2013-10-06 01:24:52 PM
fakeplus.com
 
2013-10-06 01:27:20 PM
www.eeew.net
 
2013-10-06 01:31:45 PM

vpb: SkinnyHead: The photo is a joke, but the story is true.  The feds put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore.

I heard that Obama was going to use his contrails to blot out the sun to force people to give in to his demands.


Uh, hello...chemtrails.
 
2013-10-06 01:36:36 PM
I tried to buy 64 slices of *American* cheese but when I got home there was a package of brie in the bag.
I looked up and, peering through my window, wearing a "Destroy America Now, Ask Me How" t-shirt? Obama.
 
2013-10-06 01:39:07 PM

SkinnyHead: Kyosuke: SkinnyHead: The photo is a joke, but the story is true.  The feds put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore.

Who did?

It says in the article that the National Park Service put up those cones on the road.


Obama sent a bunch of furloughed NP employees to my house. They ate all my food, drank all my beer and they shaved a B on my dog. True story
 
2013-10-06 01:44:17 PM

Peter von Nostrand: SkinnyHead: Kyosuke: SkinnyHead: The photo is a joke, but the story is true.  The feds put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore.

Who did?

It says in the article that the National Park Service put up those cones on the road.

Obama sent a bunch of furloughed NP employees to my house. They ate all my food, drank all my beer and they shaved a B on my dog. True story


How can they be furloughed when they are busy blocking your access to all the parks?
 
2013-10-06 01:45:48 PM

Peter von Nostrand: SkinnyHead: Kyosuke: SkinnyHead: The photo is a joke, but the story is true.  The feds put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore.

Who did?

It says in the article that the National Park Service put up those cones on the road.

Obama sent a bunch of furloughed NP employees to my house. They ate all my food, drank all my beer and they shaved a B on my dog. True story


No they didn't.  What they did do was put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore to be vindictive.
 
2013-10-06 01:50:55 PM

SkinnyHead: Peter von Nostrand: SkinnyHead: Kyosuke: SkinnyHead: The photo is a joke, but the story is true.  The feds put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore.

Who did?

It says in the article that the National Park Service put up those cones on the road.

Obama sent a bunch of furloughed NP employees to my house. They ate all my food, drank all my beer and they shaved a B on my dog. True story

No they didn't.  What they did do was put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore to be vindictive.


Unfortunately the B was backwards. I'm pretty sure they took all my tea as well
 
2013-10-06 01:54:00 PM

IronTom: Peter von Nostrand: SkinnyHead: Kyosuke: SkinnyHead: The photo is a joke, but the story is true.  The feds put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore.

Who did?

It says in the article that the National Park Service put up those cones on the road.

Obama sent a bunch of furloughed NP employees to my house. They ate all my food, drank all my beer and they shaved a B on my dog. True story

How can they be furloughed when they are busy blocking your access to all the parks?


Not only that, I went to my favorite taco stand for a carnitas taco and they blocked it off as well. The bastards have gone too far now
 
2013-10-06 01:57:55 PM

SkinnyHead: Peter von Nostrand: SkinnyHead: Kyosuke: SkinnyHead: The photo is a joke, but the story is true.  The feds put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore.

Who did?

It says in the article that the National Park Service put up those cones on the road.

Obama sent a bunch of furloughed NP employees to my house. They ate all my food, drank all my beer and they shaved a B on my dog. True story

No they didn't.  What they did do was put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore to be vindictive.


just because you repeat a lie, doesn't make it true.
 
2013-10-06 02:00:50 PM

ManateeGag: SkinnyHead: Peter von Nostrand: SkinnyHead: Kyosuke: SkinnyHead: The photo is a joke, but the story is true.  The feds put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore.

Who did?

It says in the article that the National Park Service put up those cones on the road.

Obama sent a bunch of furloughed NP employees to my house. They ate all my food, drank all my beer and they shaved a B on my dog. True story

No they didn't.  What they did do was put up cones on the road to prevent people from stopping and viewing Mr. Rushmore to be vindictive.

just because you repeat a lie, doesn't make it true.


There are picture, but I suppose you think that those are lies too. You know some people really tell the truth, I know that is a hard concept to handle after all the koolaid.
 
2013-10-06 02:05:50 PM

TuteTibiImperes: IronTom: TuteTibiImperes: The National Parks were closed in the 1996 shutdown as well.  This isn't some plot, this is the natural result of what happens when the government shuts down.

the memorials and statues were not.  Our American presidents did not try to deliberately cause pain to the American people.

It's a different world today.  Without the normal number of security staff, guides, rangers, and maintenance employees keeping an eye on things the monuments could easily become attractive targets for terrorism.  There were already a number of instances of people defacing the monuments earlier this year before the furloughs removed most of those who keep watch.


Bullshiat.  And the national cathedral isn't a monument.  It's privately owned and operated.

You idiots are reaching.
 
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