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2013-10-06 09:08:32 AM
The author clearly has never poured boiling water over his penis.
 
2013-10-06 09:15:59 AM
Coffee may only be, say, 1/4 as good as sex but you can have it 20 times a day.
 
2013-10-06 09:21:23 AM
I guess, if you are having really good coffee, or really bad sex.
 
2013-10-06 09:35:59 AM
I'm having my morning coffee right now, in bed (it's cold out), and posting on Fark, while listening to classical music. I've got nowhere to go and no place to be. Pretty nice

Now if someone would come by and have sex with me, purely for research purposes, of course, I'd tell you if it feels any better.
 
2013-10-06 09:37:32 AM
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Mr. Coffee in disbelief
 
2013-10-06 10:22:01 AM
I've had bad sex. I would have preferred a really good cup of coffee instead.

/male
 
2013-10-06 10:37:13 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-06 11:38:27 AM
I guess you don't have to grind up coffee before you put it back in the freezer.  So it wins on convenience.
 
2013-10-06 12:38:47 PM
bearded clamorer made me LOL
 
2013-10-06 12:39:51 PM

Somacandra: I've had bad sex. I would have preferred a really good cup of coffee instead.

/male


a good crap is better than bad head. no zebra stripes, dammit.
 
2013-10-06 12:41:05 PM
Frankly, I feel this is a case of why not both. Personally, I love a nice cup of joe when I'm getting a humdinger.

And I'm sure my better half feels the same way. Something about the way oral sex interacts with the rich, arabian flavor of home ground coffee, freshly brewed.

Excuse me for about five minutes.
 
2013-10-06 12:42:28 PM
Coffee gets better as you age. I can drink another cup of coffee immediately after drinking one. Try that with sex if you're older than 20.
 
2013-10-06 12:43:10 PM
Have coffee while having sex?
 
2013-10-06 12:45:07 PM
Best part of waking up is foldger's while you f*ck
 
2013-10-06 12:45:13 PM

mbillips: Coffee gets better as you age. I can drink another cup of coffee immediately after drinking one. Try that with sex if you're older than 20.


Yeah but if you finish your cup of joe, you've finished it. If I'm still hard and she's still wet, ring the bell cos it's round two, and I don't even need to go to the kitchen to recharge
/30 - 32.
 
2013-10-06 12:45:41 PM

cryinoutloud: I'm having my morning coffee right now, in bed (it's cold out), and posting on Fark, while listening to classical music. I've got nowhere to go and no place to be. Pretty nice

Now if someone would come by and have sex with me, purely for research purposes, of course, I'd tell you if it feels any better.


Montana is a bit far. Can we fake it and say it was awesome?
 
2013-10-06 12:45:52 PM
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It all depends on the quality of the coffee and the quality of the sex.  Working on a grant proposal to conduct more research.
 
2013-10-06 12:46:47 PM
That reminds me, I have to be at the local coffee shop (you've probably never heard of it anyway) in 13 minutes.
 
2013-10-06 12:47:25 PM

mbillips: Coffee gets better as you age. I can drink another cup of coffee immediately after drinking one. Try that with sex if you're older than 20.


I'm 28. If you can't go three or four times, there's something wrong with you.
 
2013-10-06 12:49:01 PM
I prefer to have some sex in the am, then go to Cracker Barrel for the Country Boy breakfast, then get some old timey snacks and go on a hike.
 
2013-10-06 12:51:13 PM

Somacandra: I've had bad sex. I would have preferred a really good cup of coffee instead.

/male


You were doing it wrong then.
 
2013-10-06 12:51:44 PM
I'll have coffee sex, please.
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2013-10-06 12:51:58 PM
FTFA: "Anyone staying at a Le Meridien will soon get to put this theory to the test, as the hotel chain rolls out its new Master Barista Program, installing a coffee expert at each of its properties by end of year."

So uhhh, are they also hookers?
 
2013-10-06 12:53:11 PM
Air conditioning is better then sex.

Luckily we aren't forced to choose between them.
 
2013-10-06 12:53:12 PM

mbillips: Coffee gets better as you age. I can drink another cup of coffee immediately after drinking one. Try that with sex if you're older than 20.


Give me a cup of coffee after round one, and I'm good to go for round two.
 
2013-10-06 12:53:24 PM

pagstuff: FTFA: "Anyone staying at a Le Meridien will soon get to put this theory to the test, as the hotel chain rolls out its new Master Barista Program, installing a coffee expert at each of its properties by end of year."

So uhhh, are they also hookers?


The proper term is massage therapist.
 
2013-10-06 12:54:02 PM
I can at least get coffee.
 
2013-10-06 12:54:53 PM

thecpt: Best part of waking up is foldger's while you f*ck


Lol
 
2013-10-06 12:57:26 PM
I like my women
Like I like my coffee
Hot and black

( old and tired, like me )
 
2013-10-06 12:59:54 PM
1. Coffee is cheaper.

2.  Good sex, as an event, is like what? An hour and a half? Two hours tops?  I can drink coffee all day.  AND while doing other things.

Coffee wins.
 
2013-10-06 01:02:20 PM
Coffee wakes me up.  Sex gets me up...
 
2013-10-06 01:02:21 PM
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2013-10-06 01:03:52 PM
ITT: Dudes as unstoppable sex machines
 
2013-10-06 01:05:13 PM

cryinoutloud: Now if someone would come by and have sex with me, purely for research purposes, of course, I'd tell you if it feels any better.


Another reason for me to long for the Big Sky. Damn, I miss the Rockies.
 
2013-10-06 01:06:47 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The author clearly has never poured boiling water over his penis.


Who doesn't enjoy a nice hot grind?
 
2013-10-06 01:08:34 PM
Relevant:

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2013-10-06 01:11:20 PM

cryinoutloud: I'm having my morning coffee right now, in bed (it's cold out), and posting on Fark, while listening to classical music. I've got nowhere to go and no place to be. Pretty nice

Now if someone would come by and have sex with me, purely for research purposes, of course, I'd tell you if it feels any better.


Sorry. Can't hear you over the sound of my roaster.
/I really am roasting coffee right now.
 
2013-10-06 01:17:03 PM

sweet-daddy-2: I like my women
Like I like my coffee
Hot and black

( old and tired, like me )


http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/dbcomic.phtml?rowid=545
 
2013-10-06 01:20:08 PM
As a married man I drink 7-10 cups of coffee a day and the coffee doesn't complain if I drink more.
My wife is in the mood for sexy time about three times a month. If I ask for more, she complains.
So as much as I like sexy time, I have a lot more coffee. So I drink my coffee and masturbate.
 
2013-10-06 01:21:05 PM
where is that little "why not both" taco girl?
 
2013-10-06 01:22:07 PM
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I like my Coffee Hot.
 
2013-10-06 01:22:36 PM

spunkymunky: As a married man I drink 7-10 cups of coffee a day and the coffee doesn't complain if I drink more.
My wife is in the mood for sexy time about three times a month. If I ask for more, she complains.
So as much as I like sexy time, I have a lot more coffee. So I drink my coffee and masturbate.


God that's gotta suck! 3 times a month?
 
2013-10-06 01:24:53 PM

Valiente: sweet-daddy-2: I like my women
Like I like my coffee
Hot and black

( old and tired, like me )

http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/dbcomic.phtml?rowid=545


I like my coffee like I like my women
Black, bitter, and filled with whiskey.
/and covered in bees.
//lots of bees.
 
2013-10-06 01:27:17 PM

captjc: Valiente: sweet-daddy-2: I like my women
Like I like my coffee
Hot and black

( old and tired, like me )

http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/dbcomic.phtml?rowid=545

I like my coffee like I like my women
Black, bitter, and filled with whiskey.
/and covered in bees.
//lots of bees.


images.ftw.usatoday.com
 
2013-10-06 01:27:31 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: spunkymunky: As a married man I drink 7-10 cups of coffee a day and the coffee doesn't complain if I drink more.
My wife is in the mood for sexy time about three times a month. If I ask for more, she complains.
So as much as I like sexy time, I have a lot more coffee. So I drink my coffee and masturbate.

God that's gotta suck!
3 times a month?


1. Lightweight.
2. Although the former doesn't necessarily rule out the latter,..
 
2013-10-06 01:29:56 PM
And least coffee doesn't suck. Neither does your wife.
 
WD
2013-10-06 01:33:58 PM
So, more people are addicted to caffeine than sex. Brilliant study.
 
2013-10-06 01:34:49 PM

hardinparamedic: I'm 28. If you can't go three or four times, there's something wrong with you.


If you can go three or four times in a row, at any age, then you're doing something wrong the first and second times.
 
2013-10-06 01:42:44 PM
The difference is that after 3-5 days of headaches and misery you don't miss the coffee anymore - At least until you relapse and fall back into the deep spiral of caffeine dependency.

After 3-5 days you START to really miss sex - and then it only gets worse.

Hardly comparable imho.
 
2013-10-06 02:26:23 PM
Coffee tastes like bitter ass, who the fark drinks that shiat?
 
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