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(Contact Music)   Jennifer Lopez quits the new movie based on the trapped Chilean miners in 2010. With filming about to start, producers are now in a hole they're going to have trouble digging out of   (contactmusic.com) divider line 40
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2013-10-06 11:06:54 AM  
 I work my ass off

That's a lot of work.
 
2013-10-06 11:10:42 AM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-06 11:12:16 AM  
J-Lo wanted to be the beautiful angel character who visits each one of trapped miners during their tormented dreams and comforts them, dressed in a sheer flowing gown that flatters her every curve, but when they told her that No, she was just going to be one of the wives left behind, and she would have to act like a grieving, caring partner, she said fark THAT and quit.

The more you know.
 
2013-10-06 11:12:51 AM  
Jennifer Lopez trapped Chilean minors?

What a biatch!
 
2013-10-06 11:18:40 AM  

GungFu: Jennifer Lopez trapped Chilean minors?

What a biatch!


Plus, they were underage?

www.thehdroom.com
 
2013-10-06 11:37:58 AM  
I worked in LA as a background extra, and I once met an actress who claimed that on an earlier project Jennifer Lopez had an extra removed from the set and fired just for looking at her.

It looks like she's earned her bad reputation.
 
2013-10-06 11:44:32 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: It looks like she's earned her bad reputation.


Well she briefly ruined Ben Affleck's career and drove him to booze. Luckily he clawed his way back out.
 
2013-10-06 11:54:51 AM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 319x393]


I LOL'd.  That's a good one.
 
2013-10-06 11:55:59 AM  

Mugato: Well she briefly ruined Ben Affleck's career and drove him to booze. Luckily he clawed his way back out.


Only to be knocked down by rabid fanboys who berate his acting of Batman prior to actually seeing his portrayal.
 
2013-10-06 11:58:56 AM  
Is it too much to ask that she just get naked in her next film?
 
2013-10-06 11:59:07 AM  
Has anyone else ever noticed that she has a giant round ass that may or may not appeal to black dudes?
 
2013-10-06 11:59:51 AM  
Best news I can possibly think of for this production. Now, fellas? Try not to hire another Bronx ghetto rat, no matter how much Lil' Kim needs the work, you can do better.
 
2013-10-06 12:00:36 PM  
This is better publicity than actually having her in the movie.
 
2013-10-06 12:02:03 PM  

blue_2501: Mugato: Well she briefly ruined Ben Affleck's career and drove him to booze. Luckily he clawed his way back out.

Only to be knocked down by rabid fanboys who berate his acting of Batman prior to actually seeing his portrayal.


He said it himself, he's been through worse. And he's still getting paid and all those rabid fanboys are going to be there opening night. In 3D and IMAX if available.
 
2013-10-06 12:21:04 PM  
Not so pretty when she tosses her weight around like that.

/No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere, is tired of her crap.
 
2013-10-06 12:22:30 PM  
Current camera technology can't capture her massive ego AND ass at the same time
 
2013-10-06 12:35:58 PM  
she quit because she found out her ass was going to be playing the part of the mine!
 
2013-10-06 12:59:10 PM  
Well, the c*nt is 44. Can she still play an older hot Latina?
 
2013-10-06 01:03:36 PM  
Didn't want anyone in the movie more attractive than her?  What a biatch.
 
2013-10-06 01:10:20 PM  

DubyaHater: Is it too much to ask ass that she just get naked in her next film?


/Pet peeve
 
2013-10-06 01:14:20 PM  

DubyaHater: Is it too much to ask that she just get naked in her next film?


Good god, no.  Why would you think such a thing?

thatguyoverthere70: It looks like she's earned her bad reputation.


She don't give a damn about it.

/I'd still hit it.  I'd run like hell afterwards, but I'd hit it.
//I'd be like The Flash or some sh*t.  In both instances.
///
 
2013-10-06 01:29:53 PM  
if only Selena hadn't died we wouldn't have Jennifer Lopez
 
2013-10-06 01:32:35 PM  
Did her fat ass explode?

/has it's own zip code and area code.
 
2013-10-06 02:10:20 PM  
The Chilean miner rescue was live on the webs. Don't need to see the movie.
 
2013-10-06 02:31:28 PM  
I wouldn't mind sinking a shaft into her mine and then pulling out at the last second.
 
2013-10-06 02:43:44 PM  
NSFW

You have been warned.
 
2013-10-06 04:03:24 PM  

Infernalist: NSFW

You have been warned.


Looks 'shopped.
 
2013-10-06 05:23:19 PM  

falcon176: if only Selena hadn't died we wouldn't have Jennifer Lopez


Oh, how I wish Selena hadn't died.

Jennifer Lopez. I think I hate her enough to say that if they could make her disappear from the planet, but in order to do so we'd have to replace her with twenty clones of Ann Coulter, I'd say "Let me think about it... Hmm, OK, do it."

Jenny McCarthy is a close second. Lopez only wins because she seems to get around and spread her nastiness more frequently and openly, even though Lopez's body count is significantly lower than McCarthy's.

I loathe both of them because of their selfish, horrible personalities... Personalities which render them the two ugliest women on the face of the Earth, despite whatever their outward physical appearance may be.

I'd rather be stuck appearing on Fox & Friends every day for a year than to have to spend a moment with either Lopez or McCarthy... And I'm none-too-fond of Fox & Friends.
 
2013-10-06 05:25:02 PM  

Brick-House: I wouldn't mind sinking a shaft into her mine and then pulling out at the last second.


The very idea turns my stomach.

She would be a nightmare. No "mining" is worth dealing with her personality.
 
2013-10-06 05:34:14 PM  
Why of course Hollywood has to have multiple young, attractive actors in a movie about mine workers.
 
2013-10-06 05:35:06 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I'd rather be stuck appearing on Fox & Friends every day for a year than to have to spend a moment with either Lopez or McCarthy... And I'm none-too-fond of Fox & Friends.


What about The View? I've never seen Fox and Friends but I was stuck at a car dealership last week with The View on the TV in the waiting room and I swear to Christ I would have killed everyone in the room just for a chance to turn the TV off if I could.

Not to threadjack, I was just reminded of that.
 
2013-10-06 06:38:32 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 319x393]


I can't stop laughing!  Where is that from?
 
2013-10-06 07:10:14 PM  
Craft Services should have stocked more tacos & burritos.

/Maybe they'd even get taco-flavored kisses
 
2013-10-06 09:59:18 PM  
wasn't her last movie that forgettable jason statham flick?  i'm surprised she thinks she has any kind of clout or influence over movie producers anymore.  the funny thing is that she was actually good in that statham movie.
 
2013-10-06 10:22:40 PM  
I want you to french me like one of your drawn girls.
 
2013-10-06 10:23:49 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I want you to french me like one of your drawn girls.


D'oh! Wrong thread!
 
2013-10-06 10:25:13 PM  

Mugato: ZeroCorpse: I'd rather be stuck appearing on Fox & Friends every day for a year than to have to spend a moment with either Lopez or McCarthy... And I'm none-too-fond of Fox & Friends.

What about The View? I've never seen Fox and Friends but I was stuck at a car dealership last week with The View on the TV in the waiting room and I swear to Christ I would have killed everyone in the room just for a chance to turn the TV off if I could.

Not to threadjack, I was just reminded of that.


Yes. The View is hell, too. I think I'd rather have Judge Judy yell in my ear for 40 minutes than have to watch ten minutes of The Shrews View.
 
2013-10-06 10:31:16 PM  

ZeroCorpse: ZeroCorpse: I want you to french me like one of your drawn girls.

D'oh! Wrong thread!


Given the NSFW photo above...it works, oddly enough.

Her ass is so big, her and Kim Kardashian would be 2 girls and a bucket.
 
2013-10-07 12:04:23 PM  
Oafmeel:

Her ass is so big, her and Kim Kardashian would be 2 girls and a bucket.

isuckatanimation.com
 
2013-10-07 01:17:54 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Brick-House: I wouldn't mind sinking a shaft into her mine and then pulling out at the last second.

The very idea turns my stomach.

She would be a nightmare. No "mining" is worth dealing with her personality.


Yeah, she's pretty much a self-centered, vain biatch.
 
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