jaylectricity: Why is this MarketWatch news?/just asking questions here
Tymast: Is fox news going to have a big story now on how the jewish liberals in NYC are trying to take away christian holidays?
thamike: It's a Festivus miracle!
lingua: Well, in my family the leftover turkey lasts for eight nights anyway. Does it have to be cooked in oil this year?
danfrank: I remember being jealous of the Jewish kids because they were getting presents a couple of weeks before I did, but this seems really early.How is the start date decided anyway?
SithLord: I'd like to see Adam Sandler try to make a song out of that.
abhorrent1: This is a big deal why?
Mugato: SithLord: I'd like to see Adam Sandler try to make a song out of that.Those songs are the only funny things Sandler ever did.
SwiftFox: abhorrent1: This is a big deal why?Hanukkah's supposed to be the Jewish Christmas. They're disrespecting Christians by moving it farther away.
almandot: Jewish calendar. It's a lunar calendar so shifts compared to our solar calendar every year but not starts on the 25th day of the month Kislev every year
Aar1012: Christmas starts earlier and earlier.
megarian: ...and you all laughed at the Wolowitz Tur-brisk-gefil.
Rat: megarian: ...and you all laughed at the Wolowitz Tur-brisk-gefil.© its not as good as it sounds
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Potato latkes on Thanksgiving? SIGN ME UP!
kdawg7736: Maybe there will be some Kosher Turkey for sale.
DominaNY: New York Jew here. 8-year old kid has parents do Kickstarter campaign which nets almost 50 grand so they can sell a menurky. Oy vey, that's a shonda. Translation: oh dear, that's shameful.Let the commercialization of a festival that ignores the genocide of the Native American peoples NOT be mashed up with anything Jewish, we have more than enough anti-semitism in Amerika.A bie gesunt to you and yours.
flondrix: almandot: Jewish calendar. It's a lunar calendar so shifts compared to our solar calendar every year but not starts on the 25th day of the month Kislev every yearSo, how early can Hanukkah get on the Gregorian calendar?
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