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(Plymouth Herald)   Police reveal greatest crime fighting weapon yet - Simon Cowell and dancing celebrities   (plymouthherald.co.uk) divider line 8
    More: Interesting, Plymouth, missing people, Strictly Come Dancing, prime-time television  
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2013-10-06 11:56:25 AM
Bread and circuses
 
2013-10-06 12:09:52 PM
Victims not calling 999? Because of Simon Cowell?

Who's the real victim here?
 
2013-10-06 12:18:48 PM
Who?
 
2013-10-06 12:21:25 PM
Strictly Come Dancing.........GREAT PORNO.
 
2013-10-06 12:27:36 PM
He demoralizes criminals until they surrender.
 
2013-10-06 12:27:56 PM
Who's laughing now, Dawn French???
 
2013-10-06 12:32:12 PM

Fluid: He demoralizes criminals until they surrender.


He says snarky things about them until the tears start falling, at which point they cease to be "the butcher of Cell Block B" and become "The biatch of Cell Block B", having lost all their street cred.
 
2013-10-06 12:36:03 PM
I kinda figured Simon Cowell would incite more crime, listening to him talk and insult people is like listening to steak knives on. Chalkboard.
 
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