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(CNN)   Saudi men who danced naked on a car and posted the video online now working on an even more kinky sequel, featuring whips and bondage   (edition.cnn.com) divider line 40
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2013-10-06 08:54:22 AM  
Amazingly, they didn't just blame the nearest woman and have her suffer the lash for her moral failings.
 
2013-10-06 10:19:35 AM  
Dammit, Saudis, the Harlem Shake fad ended already.
 
2013-10-06 10:21:45 AM  

edmo: Amazingly, they didn't just blame the nearest woman and have her suffer the lash for her moral failings.


Yeah, that's really unfortunate.
 
2013-10-06 10:25:01 AM  
They can dance if they want to, they can leave Muslims behind. Because Muslims don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friend of mine.
 
2013-10-06 10:25:10 AM  
Who is Ahkbar?
 
2013-10-06 10:27:47 AM  

skinink: They can dance if they want to, they can leave Muslims behind. Because Muslims don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friend of mine.


Apparently Muslims must guard their heterosexuality much more vigilantly with us in the West. Yes, we are hedonistic and more open -- an affront to God, if you will -- but over there if they don't keep a tight lid on things, men would just walk down the street tripping over cock.
 
2013-10-06 10:28:24 AM  

rjakobi: Dammit, Saudis, the Harlem Shake fad ended already.



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2013-10-06 10:29:46 AM  
What's so titillating about tying a car down and flogging it?

I swear, some kinks I simply don't understand.
 
2013-10-06 10:31:05 AM  
I don't smoke dope
I don't touch bourbon
I just want to shake my turban
 
2013-10-06 10:34:38 AM  
Places I will not visit with my grandma: check.
 
2013-10-06 10:38:05 AM  
Lucky for them they weren't North Korean. They'd be executed with their family members watching just before they were sent off to reeducation camps.

So in comparison it's not really so bad.
 
2013-10-06 10:39:59 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Lucky for them they weren't North Korean. They'd be executed with their family members watching just before they were sent off to reeducation camps.

So in comparison it's not really so bad.


Or women, where they'd just be executed on sight.
 
2013-10-06 10:42:08 AM  

omeganuepsilon: AverageAmericanGuy: Lucky for them they weren't North Korean. They'd be executed with their family members watching just before they were sent off to reeducation camps.

So in comparison it's not really so bad.

Or women, where they'd just be executed on sight.


Right! Things could be much worse.
 
2013-10-06 10:45:31 AM  
Surprised they haven't made SAUDI JUSTICE reality show yet.

I'm sure it's been discussed.
 
2013-10-06 10:52:15 AM  
So are these lashes gentle caresses or flesh-tearing strokes? Because 2000 lashes sounds like a death sentence, maybe inside of the first 100 lashes. Or maybe the 2000 is spread out over a number of days, which seems like it would still lead to eventual death. Farking barbaric.

Makes me think of the "Times when I am happiest" pie chart about wearing/not wearing pants. I sincerely hope these guys were really really happy for that time that they were dancing on the car.
 
2013-10-06 10:53:04 AM  

ruta: Because 2000 lashes sounds like a death sentence, maybe inside of the first 100 lashes.


They deliver them in 10s and 20s, I think. That's why it's years and lashes.
 
2013-10-06 11:00:20 AM  
At least they aren't cutting anything off.
 
2013-10-06 11:23:25 AM  
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Frowns on your shenanigans from beyond.
 
2013-10-06 11:27:20 AM  
When you've....Rocked The Casbah,

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You Mustapha Dance...on a car. Naked.
 
2013-10-06 12:06:10 PM  

GungFu: When you've....Rocked The Casbah,

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You Mustapha Dance...on a car. Naked.



Sharia don't like it.... doo doo-doo dooo doooo...
 
2013-10-06 12:06:36 PM  
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2013-10-06 12:11:08 PM  
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2013-10-06 12:16:00 PM  
Jumbo shrimp.
Rap music.
Islamic civilization.
 
2013-10-06 12:22:49 PM  
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2013-10-06 12:28:08 PM  
Once again recording evidence of your crime leads to fantastic results.
 
2013-10-06 12:43:44 PM  
Yay, advanced culture! They even invented algebra.
 
2013-10-06 12:46:06 PM  

edmo: Amazingly, they didn't just blame the nearest woman and have her suffer the lash for her moral failings.


She used witchcraft.
 
2013-10-06 12:48:40 PM  

stuffy: edmo: Amazingly, they didn't just blame the nearest woman and have her suffer the lash for her moral failings.

She used witchcraft.


FIND A DUCK! WE MUST HAVE SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE!
 
2013-10-06 01:02:34 PM  

ruta: So are these lashes gentle caresses or flesh-tearing strokes? Because 2000 lashes sounds like a death sentence, maybe inside of the first 100 lashes. Or maybe the 2000 is spread out over a number of days, which seems like it would still lead to eventual death. Farking barbaric.


I remember reading about a teen vandal in Singapore getting sentenced to something like seven lashes and was appalled at the severity of the punishment. I was curious how anyone could survive 2,000 lashes even if the lashes were distributed over ten years. I'm thinking that after the first session the greater punishment would be the anticipation of the next session. So I googled and found this guy: "Hmmm, This seems bearable."

Still, I never liked getting spanked and I surely will never willing visit one of these backward (dare I use the term) *civilizations.*

Singaporean lashes are brutal and often leave indelible scarring. Here's a description:


An inmate sentenced to caning is not told when he will be caned, being notified only on the day his sentence is to be carried out. He is ordered to strip naked; the prison doctor then examines him to check whether he is medically fit for caning, by measuring his blood pressure and other physical conditions. If the doctor gives the green light, the inmate then receives his caning, but if he is certified unfit for punishment, he is sent back to the court for his prison term to be increased instead. A prison officer confirms with him the number of strokes he is to receive.

The inmate is then led to the A-shaped frame (called a "caning trestle") and his wrists and ankles secured tightly to the frame by strong leather straps in such a way that he assumes a bent-over position on the frame at an angle of close to 90° at the hip. Protective padding is placed on his lower back to protect the vulnerable kidney and lower spine area from any strokes that land off-target. The punishment is administered on the offender's bare buttocks. The caning officer takes up position beside the frame and delivers the number of strokes specified in the sentence, at intervals of 10 to 15 seconds. He is required to put his full force into each stroke. The strokes are administered all in one caning session, unless the medical officer certifies that the inmate cannot receive any more strokes because of his condition, in which case the rest of the strokes are converted to additional prison time.

Medical treatment and the effects

The immediate physical effects when the cane comes into contact have been exaggerated in some popular accounts; nevertheless, some physical damage may be inflicted, depending on the number of strokes. Michael P. Fay, a recipient of four strokes, said: "There was some blood. I mean, let's not exaggerate, and let's not say a few drops or that the blood was gushing out. It was in between the two. It's like a bloody nose." A report by the Singapore Bar Association stated, "The blows are applied with the full force of the jailer's arm. When the rattan hits the bare buttocks, the skin disintegrates, leaving a white line and then a flow of blood." More profuse bleeding may, however, occur in the case of a larger number of strokes.

Men who have been caned before described the pain they experienced as "unbearable" and "excruciating". A recipient of 10 strokes even said, "The pain was beyond description. If there is a word stronger than excruciating, that should be the word to describe it".

After the caning, the inmate is released from the frame and receives medical treatment. Antiseptic lotion is applied. The wounds take between a week and a month to heal, and the marks are indelible. Where a large number of strokes is given, there is long-term scarring of the buttocks.
 
2013-10-06 01:37:25 PM  

HammerHeadSnark: Men who have been caned before described the pain they experienced as "unbearable" and "excruciating". A recipient of 10 strokes even said, "The pain was beyond description. If there is a word stronger than excruciating, that should be the word to describe it".


I wonder at what point it would be preferable to trade off for time incarcerated.  You get a year in jail you will loose your job, your children could be forced out on the street in financial hardship, you are away from you loved ones. Or you could take your whoppin.
 
2013-10-06 01:53:41 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: HammerHeadSnark: Men who have been caned before described the pain they experienced as "unbearable" and "excruciating". A recipient of 10 strokes even said, "The pain was beyond description. If there is a word stronger than excruciating, that should be the word to describe it".

I wonder at what point it would be preferable to trade off for time incarcerated.  You get a year in jail you will loose your job, your children could be forced out on the street in financial hardship, you are away from you loved ones. Or you could take your whoppin.


I'm pretty sure trading for time incarcerated isn't an option. You get what you're sentenced to.
 
2013-10-06 03:03:03 PM  
"Your sentence is ten years in dungeon and ten thousand lashes!"

"That's inhuman!"

"The dungeon is run by beautiful women."

"That's awesome!"

/humans are weird.
 
2013-10-06 03:27:57 PM  
Why would anyone in their right mind travel to SA or any other shiathole? Aren't there enough decent civilized places to travel?
 
2013-10-06 06:32:06 PM  

Need_MindBleach: I'm pretty sure trading for time incarcerated isn't an option. You get what you're sentenced to.


Yes, but in terms of corporal punishment if you were given a choice, at what point would it be a preferable option to incarceration.
 
2013-10-06 06:49:13 PM  
Just maintaining the peace?
 
2013-10-06 07:25:53 PM  

HammerHeadSnark: The inmate is then led to the A-shaped frame (called a "caning trestle") and his wrists and ankles secured tightly to the frame by strong leather straps in such a way that he assumes a bent-over position on the frame at an angle of close to 90° at the hip. Protective padding is placed on his lower back to protect the vulnerable kidney and lower spine area from any strokes that land off-target. The punishment is administered on the offender's bare buttocks. The caning officer takes up position beside the frame and delivers the number of strokes specified in the sentence, at intervals of 10 to 15 seconds. He is required to put his full force into each stroke. The strokes are administered all in one caning session, unless the medical officer certifies that the inmate cannot receive any more strokes because of his condition, in which case the rest of the strokes are converted to additional prison time.



Remember the first school shooting? If those two boys had gotten a punishment like this, there never would have been a second school shooting.
Bet it would work on gangbangers, too
 
2013-10-06 07:47:21 PM  

WeenerGord: HammerHeadSnark: The inmate is then led to the A-shaped frame (called a "caning trestle") and his wrists and ankles secured tightly to the frame by strong leather straps in such a way that he assumes a bent-over position on the frame at an angle of close to 90° at the hip. Protective padding is placed on his lower back to protect the vulnerable kidney and lower spine area from any strokes that land off-target. The punishment is administered on the offender's bare buttocks. The caning officer takes up position beside the frame and delivers the number of strokes specified in the sentence, at intervals of 10 to 15 seconds. He is required to put his full force into each stroke. The strokes are administered all in one caning session, unless the medical officer certifies that the inmate cannot receive any more strokes because of his condition, in which case the rest of the strokes are converted to additional prison time.


Remember the first school shooting? If those two boys had gotten a punishment like this, there never would have been a second school shooting.
Bet it would work on gangbangers, too


Well yeah, I suppose that would work, but we're living in the 21st century and that stuff is frowned upon. Still, spankings were not unheard of in my family as a form of punishment. Oftentimes just hearing my older brother get one would encourage me to try to be a better person. Sixteen was not too old for corporal punishment in my family.

If the two boys in the first school shooting were disciplined starting at an earlier age, perhaps they, too, would be better men.

Mostly, we're not barbarians.
 
2013-10-06 08:08:21 PM  

HammerHeadSnark: Mostly, we're not barbarians.



Nope, not barbarians. Just a bunch of pussified liberals who respond to cold blooded murderers with a lot of hand wringing and offers of therapy and re education programs.

Pot smokers probably get it worse in prison than murderers and rapists.
 
2013-10-06 08:16:21 PM  

WeenerGord: HammerHeadSnark: Mostly, we're not barbarians.


Nope, not barbarians. Just a bunch of pussified liberals who respond to cold blooded murderers with a lot of hand wringing and offers of therapy and re education programs.

Pot smokers probably get it worse in prison than murderers and rapists.


Did you notice I'm from "Washington, the Pot Smokers'" state? We wallow in our out-in-the-open pot-smokery. Come at me, DEA!
 
2013-10-07 05:50:20 AM  

ruta: So are these lashes gentle caresses or flesh-tearing strokes? Because 2000 lashes sounds like a death sentence, maybe inside of the first 100 lashes. Or maybe the 2000 is spread out over a number of days, which seems like it would still lead to eventual death.

Every

thing leads to eventual death.
 
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