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(IndyCar)   Can Dixon close the championship points gap? Will the track be a bit kindler and gentler today to its fellow racers? It's Race 2 of the Shell and Pennzoil Grand Prix of Houston (1:00PM ET, NBCSN)   (indycar.com) divider line 117
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2013-10-06 01:47:58 AM
I was at the track today and hoping to be there tomorrow, please please please can we get just a tiny break from this farking heat though??

That long curve around the front of the Parkingdome (turn 5) has got to be terrifying for the drivers, especially with the speed they'll be carrying towards the end of it.
 
2013-10-06 09:32:21 AM

MisterTweak: That long curve around the front of the Parkingdome (turn 5) has got to be terrifying for the drivers, especially with the speed they'll be carrying towards the end of it.


The whole thing is just freaking scary to drive on, after they showed all the practice/qualifying videos from yesterday, not to mention all the tire issues the drivers had yesterday.

They're gonna be doing a standing start again today too. Good on them, but can we not piss off (literally) anybody today?
 
2013-10-06 10:52:35 AM

DanZero: MisterTweak: That long curve around the front of the Parkingdome (turn 5) has got to be terrifying for the drivers, especially with the speed they'll be carrying towards the end of it.

The whole thing is just freaking scary to drive on, after they showed all the practice/qualifying videos from yesterday, not to mention all the tire issues the drivers had yesterday.

They're gonna be doing a standing start again today too. Good on them, but can we not piss off (literally) anybody today?


Did I mention it's raining here in NW Houston? (though it does look to be breaking up)
 
2013-10-06 12:31:31 PM
Howdy, Farkers. Qualifying got washed out this morning so we're lining up today on entrant points.

Anybody got any idea how to win from 20th?
 
2013-10-06 01:12:43 PM
RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN???

*boom*
 
2013-10-06 01:13:47 PM

Ed_Severson: Howdy, Farkers. Qualifying got washed out this morning so we're lining up today on entrant points.

Anybody got any idea how to win from 20th?


19 car pile up? Good luck!
 
2013-10-06 01:14:15 PM
Avoid the big one.  Get lucky on pit stop strategy.  Cheat?
 
2013-10-06 01:16:25 PM

Ed_Severson: Howdy, Farkers. Qualifying got washed out this morning so we're lining up today on entrant points.

Anybody got any idea how to win from 20th?


Get your teammate to bring out a safety car the lap after you pit?
 
2013-10-06 01:42:25 PM
Aaaaand more clownshoes
 
2013-10-06 01:42:34 PM
So why is it so hard for Indy cars to have a clean standing start? It is starting to get embarrassing.
 
2013-10-06 01:44:14 PM
BOOGINDY

GOT IT
 
2013-10-06 01:45:35 PM
Vautier doesn't like Houston
 
2013-10-06 01:46:11 PM
YES IT'S A WOMAN
 
2013-10-06 01:46:44 PM

DanZero: YES IT'S A WOMAN


Heh. Sad I was thinking the same thing.
 
2013-10-06 01:47:51 PM
Clean start... crap lap.
 
2013-10-06 01:52:10 PM
Dixon: HEY LOOK HELIO'S GOT OIL ISSUE

*passes him*

Hehehe!

/not a dick move
 
2013-10-06 01:52:11 PM
Helio hit the James Bond oil slick button?
 
2013-10-06 01:56:03 PM

crotchgrabber: Helio hit the James Bond oil slick button?


Didn't he have some sort of similar issue during race #1 yesterday?
 
2013-10-06 01:56:44 PM
Holy shiat, the three is just falling apart.
 
2013-10-06 01:58:22 PM
RIP HELIO
 
2013-10-06 01:59:18 PM
MUTHAFARKER!!!!!!

/Brasilian
 
2013-10-06 02:00:04 PM
Bad weekend for Roger
 
2013-10-06 02:00:50 PM

Joe Peanut: MUTHAFARKER!!!!!!

/Brasilian


Said it again!
 
2013-10-06 02:03:52 PM
Shell/Pennzoil sponsored car in a Shell/Pennzoil sponsored race

FAIL
 
2013-10-06 02:05:44 PM
REAL debris messes up cars

PHANTOM debris messes up positions
 
2013-10-06 02:08:54 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Very kind and sponsor-minded of Helio to provide free Pennzoil motor oil samples to all drivers behind him.
 
2013-10-06 02:14:43 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The Astros have comforted Helio, telling him they know how it feels to see championship hopes fade, except in April.
 
2013-10-06 02:17:58 PM
OHHHH barracuda
 
2013-10-06 02:19:46 PM
PINK FREAKIN TIRES?!

GIVE ME A BREAK !

Bad enough the NFL gets infected with that awareness shiat every October
 
2013-10-06 02:20:44 PM

DanZero: PINK FREAKIN TIRES?!

GIVE ME A BREAK !

Bad enough the NFL gets infected with that awareness shiat every October


Are you aware of breast cancer? There. The pink tires worked.
 
2013-10-06 02:21:33 PM

crotchgrabber: DanZero: PINK FREAKIN TIRES?!

GIVE ME A BREAK !

Bad enough the NFL gets infected with that awareness shiat every October

Are you aware of breast cancer? There. The pink tires worked.


Just as long as 5 Hour Energy doesn't bring back that Pink Lemonade chick during NASCAR again this month
 
2013-10-06 02:22:50 PM
Well, there goes my C driver. Can't wait for my A driver to get collected.
 
2013-10-06 02:23:27 PM
Ah shiat. I pulled a Dan.
 
2013-10-06 02:24:47 PM

crotchgrabber: Ah shiat. I pulled a Dan.


YOU WIN TEH PRIZE!!!111
 
2013-10-06 02:25:42 PM
RHR gets the next clusterfark this weekend
 
2013-10-06 02:35:12 PM
Dixon has been entertained.
 
2013-10-06 02:37:31 PM
Helio is apparently coming back out to race
 
2013-10-06 02:38:21 PM
I predict epic racing between Penskes Juan Pablo and Ganassis TK next year.
 
2013-10-06 02:39:36 PM

crotchgrabber: Dixon has been entertained.


DICK MOVE in 3...2....1...
 
2013-10-06 02:40:46 PM
Helio's just said he has bad brakes. How long till he cooks 'em?
 
2013-10-06 02:41:32 PM

DanZero: crotchgrabber: Dixon has been entertained.

DICK MOVE in 3...2....1...


Dix move.
 
2013-10-06 02:43:03 PM
The just said they were going to take us through the field with Shell/Penzoil... Helio already did that.
 
2013-10-06 02:45:50 PM

crotchgrabber: The just said they were going to take us through the field with Shell/Penzoil... Helio already did that.


How's that oil taste as you're beating me Dixon?
 
2013-10-06 02:46:41 PM

DanZero: crotchgrabber: The just said they were going to take us through the field with Shell/Penzoil... Helio already did that.

How's that oil taste as you're beating me Dixon?


Dick move.
 
2013-10-06 02:47:50 PM

DanZero: Just as long as 5 Hour Energy doesn't bring back that Pink Lemonade chick during NASCAR again this month


They're using Michael Waltrip - close enough?
 
2013-10-06 02:49:41 PM
So did this race start off trying to top the GP of Korea?
 
2013-10-06 02:50:20 PM

Guelph35: They're using Michael Waltrip - close enough?


5 Hour Energy -- When you really got to get stuff done. Like cheating
 
2013-10-06 02:54:04 PM

WhyteRaven74: So did this race start off trying to top the GP of Korea?


I don't think anything this weekend is going to top random jeep on track under green.
 
2013-10-06 02:55:03 PM
Pleeease no F1 spoilers....
 
2013-10-06 02:55:06 PM

Jensaarai: I don't think anything this weekend is going to top random jeep on track under green.


Or a track worker waving his arms around before running to pick up a tire carcass
 
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