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(Daily Star)   Sir Bob Geldof says all humans will die before 2030. So Dead-Aid, then?   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 129
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2013-10-05 10:28:01 PM
Nice to see can still find work.
 
2013-10-05 10:34:20 PM
I watched the Wall a few weeks ago for the first time in probably 30 years and it is just not as good if you aren't stoned and or tripping.
 
2013-10-05 10:34:55 PM
20 years, not 30.
 
2013-10-05 10:35:42 PM
He'll be really bummed out when he finds out the specific extinction date falls on a Monday.
 
2013-10-05 10:55:46 PM
I don't like Doomsdays
 
2013-10-05 11:43:43 PM
The comments on that page are all the confirmation you need.
 
2013-10-06 12:28:24 AM
I'll teach you to threaten me, Geldof!
 
2013-10-06 12:47:34 AM
You mean like 12/21/12? Or 6/6/6? Or 12/31/99?
 
2013-10-06 12:48:23 AM
I can't wait that long. Can't we blow it up now?
 
2013-10-06 12:48:43 AM
A marginal musician who's been raking in the cash from activism since the 1980's.
 
2013-10-06 12:49:29 AM
About damned time. I've always said the hardest part about the end of the world is waiting for it to happen.
 
2013-10-06 12:49:40 AM
What do I care? I may very well be dead by then.
 
2013-10-06 12:50:20 AM
Looks like the silicon switch inside his head got switched to overload.
 
2013-10-06 12:50:29 AM
Ah, Pink, I am disappoint.
 
2013-10-06 12:51:04 AM

Mad_Radhu: Looks like the silicon switch inside his head got switched to overload.


Tell me why.
 
2013-10-06 12:51:22 AM
"Valentine's Day, bummer."

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-06 12:52:32 AM
transmedia.trinity.edu
 
2013-10-06 12:53:01 AM
He should be starting up Get Off My Lawn-Aid.

/amirite?
 
2013-10-06 12:53:50 AM
What the hell kind of crap website is this? It's like Daily Fail farked World Nut Daily in the ass and had a baby.
 
2013-10-06 12:53:51 AM
Well, tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999.
 
2013-10-06 12:53:52 AM
How did this guy end up being worth more than a billion dollars?
 
2013-10-06 12:54:39 AM
Are you threatening me?

/needs tp
 
2013-10-06 12:56:27 AM

DON.MAC: How did this guy end up being worth more than a billion dollars?


He didn't
 
2013-10-06 12:56:59 AM
Everyone? From the African jungle to the big city street?
 
2013-10-06 01:01:36 AM
"The world can decide in a fit of madness to kill itself," he told a group of youngsters at a summit in Johannesburg, South Africa.

It's bad enough whack-jobs like this have free range on the internet and talk about shiat they know nothing about, why would you put one in front of a bunch of impressionable young minds?
 
2013-10-06 01:02:56 AM
Bob: you're not helping.
 
2013-10-06 01:06:13 AM
The guy from Police Academy got a Knighthood?
 
2013-10-06 01:10:26 AM
The anticipation is killing me. I hope it lasts.
 
2013-10-06 01:12:25 AM
Take that, student loan people!
 
2013-10-06 01:14:31 AM

SundaesChild: I watched the Wall a few weeks ago for the first time in probably 30 years and it is just not as good if you aren't stoned and or tripping.


SundaesChild: 20 years, not 30.


I thought you said you weren't stoned or tripping? Suddenly you lost a decade.
 
2013-10-06 01:14:48 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: "Valentine's Day, bummer."

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I'm gonna have to hit the googles to break it down in-depth, but the world DID almost end on NYE 1989, except the Ghostbusters saved everyone.
 
2013-10-06 01:14:53 AM
It won't be war that kills us, Bob.  It'll be ocean acidity.

Imagine a Lake Nyos incident, except replace Lake Nyos with the Atlantic Ocean.
 
2013-10-06 01:16:08 AM

Calmamity: The comments on that page are all the confirmation you need.


jesus, no kidding :/
 
2013-10-06 01:17:43 AM
content8.flixster.com
 
2013-10-06 01:21:10 AM
Ever since he beat that Balrog he's really been an ass*hole.
 
2013-10-06 01:21:45 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I don't like Doomsdays


Oh bravo, sir. :)
 
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2013-10-06 01:22:04 AM
I heard he can take a sh*t big enough to fill up the entire toilet.  The water gets sucked up into his assh*le from the vacuum produced by all the sh*t exploding out like some kind of upside down volcano.  True Story.
 
2013-10-06 01:23:06 AM

UsikFark: DarkSoulNoHope: "Valentine's Day, bummer."

[i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]

I'm gonna have to hit the googles to break it down in-depth, but the world DID almost end on NYE 1989, except the Ghostbusters saved everyone.


Don't worry about it happening again. I got it under control.

www.thecitrusreport.com
 
2013-10-06 01:27:04 AM
The comments ... they're full of derp!

www.lasestina.unimi.it
 
2013-10-06 01:32:23 AM

JRoo: I can't wait that long. Can't we blow it up now?


Fine by me.

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: About damned time. I've always said the hardest part about the end of the world is waiting for it to happen.


Right on. Seventeen years is too long to wait. Do it now.
 
2013-10-06 01:33:11 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I don't like Doomsdays


this
 
2013-10-06 01:34:56 AM
SundaesChild:

I watched the Wall a few weeks ago for the first time in probably 30 years and it is just not as good if you aren't stoned and or tripping.

You'd have to be on drugs to enjoy watching the Wall.

The most pretentious overblown piece of crap film I've ever watched.  A 2 hour farking music video.  Bleah.
 
2013-10-06 01:39:23 AM
Only HIS world will end in 2030......
 
2013-10-06 01:40:11 AM
Look, Bob, you don't have to go all nihilistic just because Noel Fielding banged your daughter.
 
2013-10-06 01:45:39 AM
FTFA: "The world can decide in a fit of madness to kill itself," he told a group of youngsters at a summit in Johannesburg, South Africa."

Sir Bob is now this guy:

 images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-06 01:48:47 AM

IWood: Look, Bob, you don't have to go all nihilistic just because Noel Fielding banged your daughter.


But if Noel Coward banged your daughter, feel free to go all nihilistic.
 
2013-10-06 01:54:28 AM

Danger Avoid Death: IWood: Look, Bob, you don't have to go all nihilistic just because Noel Fielding banged your daughter.

But if Noel Coward banged your daughter, feel free to go all nihilistic.


If Noel Coward banged my daughter I'd ban her from graveyards.

/or haunted houses.
 
2013-10-06 01:59:00 AM
Up all night. stay up all night.
 
2013-10-06 02:09:12 AM
Just to keep things straight, it's flavor-aid not kool-aid.  They all drank flavor-aid.  Get in line for the flavor-aid and such as.  Why do people keep saying drink the kool-aid?  Get your facts closer to the facts!
 
2013-10-06 02:13:43 AM
So the guy who replaced Roger Waters in "The Wall" because Roger Waters can't farking act to save his life thinks' we'll all be dead in 17 years? Um? Maybe, I mean we live in the "most powerful country on earth" and shiatheads can shut us down because they don't agree that a law that's been created like our forefathers insisted, and vetted by being challenged in our courts, is somehow not a law.

"My constitution pamphlet is more correct than your constitution pamphlet!", is the new law of the land. If their is a GOD, he's gonna be down here to punch us all in the cock for our stupid  farking pettiness very soon.
 
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