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(Rocketnews 24)   Final assignment from dearly departed teacher. Uh, teacher, we're gonna need some extra time with all this dust in the air   ( divider line
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2013-10-06 03:42:11 AM  
8 votes:
Mr White, my chemistry teacher in New Mexico wouldn't even give me 2 lousy points on my chemistry test when I made a 58. 2 freaking points between passing and failing. When I asked him to "let it go just this one time", he told me "not to try and bullsh*t a bullshi*tter". You think I cried when he died? And the best part, later we found out he was some kind of drug dealer. Karma is a biatch, man. He's dead, and I'm still gonna get my GED.Now who's the 'dumbass', Mr White?
2013-10-06 03:39:41 AM  
4 votes:
I suppose it's less terrifying than if he asked them to seek out dark magic in an effort to bring himself back from the other side.
2013-10-06 02:59:47 AM  
3 votes:
"I'll be waiting for you."

Urban Legend:

The students from that class now have to find happiness everyday, or else, the spirit of their dead teacher will haunt them.
2013-10-06 09:03:09 AM  
2 votes:
But what if my landlord said the rent is late and he may have to litigate?
2013-10-06 03:59:18 AM  
1 vote:
2013-10-06 12:32:18 AM  
1 vote:

Peter von Nostrand: Sounds fake to me. But I'm a cynical a-hole

Dammit, you messed up my test.
2013-10-06 12:31:32 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds fake to me. But I'm a cynical a-hole
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