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(The Smoking Gun)   For some reason, McDonald's drive-thru employees don't like it when you show up wearing no pants and ask them to touch your Big Mac   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 13
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5046 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Oct 2013 at 3:44 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-06 01:56:17 AM  
4 votes:
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, touch my penis.
2013-10-06 06:03:53 AM  
3 votes:

Iczer: [fc03.deviantart.net image 850x596]

/tis a wonder what you can find occasionally that fits a situation absolutely perfectly...


There's a reason you can find a MLP pic to fit every situation...

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2013-10-06 04:05:57 AM  
3 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-10-06 05:56:02 AM  
2 votes:
But I thought you said you liked your coffee steaming hot?

Hospital's down the street, lobster boy.
2013-10-06 03:52:01 AM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

You'll notice, nowhere does it say anything about pants.
2013-10-06 03:46:48 AM  
2 votes:
Super size it for me.
2013-10-06 03:46:07 AM  
2 votes:
Well, now you get to compare what has more actual meat, the wiener or the burger.
2013-10-06 01:56:30 AM  
2 votes:
He just wanted a Happy Meal.
2013-10-06 09:18:10 AM  
1 votes:
Sadly, the girl behind the counter looked, pointed at me and said "that looks to be about a quarter pounder..."

err, I mean, she looked and said "Sir, this is McDonalds, you can't bring a Whopper in here..."  Yeah, that's  the ticket...
2013-10-06 06:41:46 AM  
1 votes:
Come on Come on Come on Come on now touch me baby! Can't you see that I am not afraiiiiiid!
2013-10-06 06:25:39 AM  
1 votes:
It's sad to see how low Buddy Ebsen has fallen.
2013-10-06 05:29:03 AM  
1 votes:
fc03.deviantart.net

/tis a wonder what you can find occasionally that fits a situation absolutely perfectly...
2013-10-06 01:58:03 AM  
1 votes:
I guess my sesame seed buns are right out then
 
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