fusillade762: Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, touch my penis.
RedPhoenix122: He just wanted a Happy Meal.
red5ish: [imageshack.us image 625x317]
Iczer: [fc03.deviantart.net image 850x596]/tis a wonder what you can find occasionally that fits a situation absolutely perfectly...
abhorrent1: I can still ask them to touch my penis though, right?
HOOBOY!: I suppose masturbating with no pants on at a restaurant is illegal now. Is this even America anymore?
Danger Avoid Death: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 250x167]You'll notice, nowhere does it say anything about pants.
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