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(NBC News)   Apparently the SEALs are "essential" employees because they were hard at work today in Libya and Somalia, nabbing amongst others, the guy responsible for the 1998 embassy bombings   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 33
    More: Spiffy, Somalia, al-Qaeda, Libya, United States Special Operations Forces, Libi, al-Shabab, commandos, U.S. Embassy  
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2013-10-05 09:45:35 PM  
5 votes:

Relatively Obscure: He has been indicted in New York in connection with the attacks and could ultimately be brought to the U.S. to stand trial.

Suuurrre.


Unfortunately, the suspect tripped and fell on a pile of bullets which embedded themselves in the back of his skull.
2013-10-05 11:01:13 PM  
4 votes:

SilentStrider: I'm sure Fox will try to spin this aa Obama being weak.
And I will laugh.


Prolly a made for TV movie, with a square-jawed Navy commander pretending not to receive the order to stand down.

"Sorry, Fartbama. This isn't Benghazi. This time we're gonna WIN!"
2013-10-05 10:57:24 PM  
4 votes:
Maybe the SEALs just decided to do this while they were sitting around bored at home
2013-10-06 12:03:30 AM  
3 votes:
media.melty.es

Terrorists giving you trouble? Jihadists getting you down? Better call Saul!
2013-10-05 11:46:51 PM  
3 votes:
Fox news headline tomorrow- "Why is Obama ignoring the crisis in Washington to send troops overseas?"
2013-10-05 11:41:50 PM  
3 votes:

Flatulent_Flea: Snapper Carr: SilentStrider: I'm sure Fox will try to spin this aa Obama being weak.
And I will laugh.

Obama didn't swim to Somalia, track the guy down, wrestle him to the ground, decapitate him with a dull butter knife and sodomize the neck hole while screaming "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MOTHERfarkER!"


Wait, has anybody seen Obama since Friday night?


Last I saw he was heading to the kitchen to get a butter knife.
2013-10-05 11:20:17 PM  
3 votes:

SilentStrider: I'm sure Fox will try to spin this aa Obama being weak.
And I will laugh.


Obama didn't swim to Somalia, track the guy down, wrestle him to the ground, decapitate him with a dull butter knife and sodomize the neck hole while screaming "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MOTHERfarkER!"

Therefore he is a coward.
2013-10-05 11:16:40 PM  
3 votes:
FoxNews reports that Obama has attacked the sovereign nation of the TeaParty paradise.
TeaParty Reports that they only wanted to teach those damn Elitists in the mall a lesson of not flaunting your wealth. Recommends wearing large pieces of gold on fingers and body, while dressing in loose fitting shirts and shorts made of the 'Murican flag to avoid being attacked again.

i.imgur.com
2013-10-05 09:23:15 PM  
3 votes:
A Kenyan always repays his debts.
2013-10-05 09:15:20 PM  
3 votes:
Thanks, al-ShaBOB
2013-10-05 08:55:43 PM  
3 votes:
You wanna tell those guys they're not getting paid?
2013-10-05 11:56:29 PM  
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: On a slightly different note: Why would anyone admit to being "head of al-Qaeda" in any capacity anymore?


2 Chicks at once....
2013-10-05 11:47:21 PM  
2 votes:
Michael Westin kept working even after receiving a Burn Notice. USA! USA! USA!
2013-10-05 11:27:29 PM  
2 votes:

Snapper Carr: SilentStrider: I'm sure Fox will try to spin this aa Obama being weak.
And I will laugh.

Obama didn't swim to Somalia, track the guy down, wrestle him to the ground, decapitate him with a dull butter knife and sodomize the neck hole while screaming "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MOTHERfarkER!"



Wait, has anybody seen Obama since Friday night?
2013-10-05 11:19:45 PM  
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: doglover: Oldiron_79: Fun fact, once upon a time some people where debating the pirate vs ninja thing , then the "why not both" girl popped in and bam the seals where created.

Actually SEALs are just ninjas. Pirates don't sneak.

Bullshiat, they frequently used false flags to sneak up on prey. Also Captain Henry Morgan used cover of night to sneak in and sack several spanish cities(nobody expected that)


Bullshiat. Henry Morgan was a full bird Colonel.

www.hollywoodreporter.com
2013-10-05 11:15:23 PM  
2 votes:
But what about the guys who did Bengazi?
/I keed
//srsly
2013-10-05 11:04:21 PM  
2 votes:

proton: Sounds like quite a firefight took place in Somalia.  It also sounds like it was not a total success.


By that I take it you mean that Somalia is still there.
2013-10-05 11:01:50 PM  
2 votes:
Fun fact, once upon a time some people where debating the pirate vs ninja thing , then the "why not both" girl popped in and bam the seals where created.
2013-10-05 10:56:13 PM  
2 votes:
more evidence that obama is "soft on terror?"
2013-10-05 08:57:17 PM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You wanna tell those guys they're not getting paid?


Obama got Al Shabab to deliver that message. You can see the results.
2013-10-06 09:09:24 AM  
1 votes:

Flatulent_Flea: Snapper Carr: SilentStrider: I'm sure Fox will try to spin this aa Obama being weak.
And I will laugh.

Obama didn't swim to Somalia, track the guy down, wrestle him to the ground, decapitate him with a dull butter knife and sodomize the neck hole while screaming "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MOTHERfarkER!"


Wait, has anybody seen Obama since Friday night?


Check the golf course.
2013-10-06 02:46:43 AM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: doglover: Oldiron_79: Fun fact, once upon a time some people where debating the pirate vs ninja thing , then the "why not both" girl popped in and bam the seals where created.

Actually SEALs are just ninjas. Pirates don't sneak.

Bullshiat, they frequently used false flags to sneak up on prey. Also Captain Henry Morgan used cover of night to sneak in and sack several spanish cities(nobody expected that)


The Spanish should have learned to expect these things.
2013-10-06 01:11:05 AM  
1 votes:
theawesomer.com
2013-10-06 12:10:15 AM  
1 votes:

Notabunny: Dinki: Fox news headline tomorrow- "Why is Obama ignoring the crisis in Washington to send troops overseas?"

Obama works with Libya and Somalia and al Qaeda, but not with Republicans.


Libya, Somalia and al Qaeda are more capable of reason.
2013-10-05 11:56:02 PM  
1 votes:

Dinki: Fox news headline tomorrow- "Why is Obama ignoring the crisis in Washington to send troops overseas?"


Obama works with Libya and Somalia and al Qaeda, but not with Republicans.
2013-10-05 11:40:26 PM  
1 votes:
Remember when Obama gave a couple speeches over the last few days mocking and/or castigating certain people in Washington and some of us thought "hmmm this reminds me of that whole Trump/bin Laden situation"? So, um....yeah.
2013-10-05 11:12:43 PM  
1 votes:
Why is Fartbong0 putting our troops in harm's way when we have all these drones?
2013-10-05 11:11:48 PM  
1 votes:

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Let's honor them in fifty years by kicking them off the mall for remembering their fallen comrades.

/liblogic


I thought in order to troll one first had to make sense, is my knowledge of these mystical ways wrong?
2013-10-05 11:05:21 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Fun fact, once upon a time some people where debating the pirate vs ninja thing , then the "why not both" girl popped in and bam the seals where created.


Actually SEALs are just ninjas. Pirates don't sneak.
2013-10-05 11:02:46 PM  
1 votes:

agent00pi: Did anyone else point out that  subby is being disingenuous?


I would, but it would be disingenuous and the universe would explode from the paradox.
2013-10-05 10:51:16 PM  
1 votes:

Mentat: Unfortunately, the suspect tripped and fell on a pile of bullets which embedded themselves in the back of his skull.


i.imgur.com

"He had a heart attack and fell out of a window onto an exploding bomb, and was also killed in shooting accident."
2013-10-05 10:37:22 PM  
1 votes:

2wolves: Expect "Wag the dog" cries from the TEA Party toddlers.


teabaggers like to refer to themselves as insurgents.
2013-10-05 10:29:27 PM  
1 votes:

SilentStrider: I'm sure Fox will try to spin this aa Obama being weak.
And I will laugh.


Q: What's the difference between Ted Cruz and Lou Costello?

A: One delivers hilarious self-parodying comedy, constantly walking into slapstick situations left by a tall, handsome 'straight man'. The other is a much-loved but deceased actor.

Not to be confused with Nathan Lane; again, one is the often-buffoonish half of a comedy duo, and the other is an actor who starred in The Birdcage.

(am I the only one who finds the resemblance disconcerting?)
 
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