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(NBC News)   Apparently the SEALs are "essential" employees because they were hard at work today in Libya and Somalia, nabbing amongst others, the guy responsible for the 1998 embassy bombings   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 131
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2013-10-05 08:55:43 PM  
You wanna tell those guys they're not getting paid?
 
2013-10-05 08:57:17 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You wanna tell those guys they're not getting paid?


Obama got Al Shabab to deliver that message. You can see the results.
 
2013-10-05 08:57:20 PM  
Farkin - A, Bubba
 
2013-10-05 09:07:50 PM  
has been wanted for more than a decade by the U.S. and has a $5 million reward on his head.

So who gets the reward?
 
2013-10-05 09:15:20 PM  
Thanks, al-ShaBOB
 
2013-10-05 09:23:15 PM  
A Kenyan always repays his debts.
 
2013-10-05 09:31:19 PM  
He has been indicted in New York in connection with the attacks and could ultimately be brought to the U.S. to stand trial.

Suuurrre.
 
2013-10-05 09:39:10 PM  
I'm sure Fox will try to spin this aa Obama being weak.
And I will laugh.
 
2013-10-05 09:39:32 PM  
A very good friend of mine's mother was murdered in Kenya, but the investigation died when the embassy was blown up. So to hell with this guy.

Do we know he was taken into custody - other reports say that part of the story was walked back.
 
2013-10-05 09:45:35 PM  

Relatively Obscure: He has been indicted in New York in connection with the attacks and could ultimately be brought to the U.S. to stand trial.

Suuurrre.


Unfortunately, the suspect tripped and fell on a pile of bullets which embedded themselves in the back of his skull.
 
2013-10-05 10:12:17 PM  
Toss him overboard in a life boat with food and waterand 11 finger sized holes in the hull.
 
2013-10-05 10:29:27 PM  

SilentStrider: I'm sure Fox will try to spin this aa Obama being weak.
And I will laugh.


Q: What's the difference between Ted Cruz and Lou Costello?

A: One delivers hilarious self-parodying comedy, constantly walking into slapstick situations left by a tall, handsome 'straight man'. The other is a much-loved but deceased actor.

Not to be confused with Nathan Lane; again, one is the often-buffoonish half of a comedy duo, and the other is an actor who starred in The Birdcage.

(am I the only one who finds the resemblance disconcerting?)
 
2013-10-05 10:33:03 PM  
Expect "Wag the dog" cries from the TEA Party toddlers.
 
2013-10-05 10:37:22 PM  

2wolves: Expect "Wag the dog" cries from the TEA Party toddlers.


teabaggers like to refer to themselves as insurgents.
 
2013-10-05 10:43:50 PM  
Hope everyone got back OK from their trips now.
 
2013-10-05 10:51:16 PM  

Mentat: Unfortunately, the suspect tripped and fell on a pile of bullets which embedded themselves in the back of his skull.


i.imgur.com

"He had a heart attack and fell out of a window onto an exploding bomb, and was also killed in shooting accident."
 
2013-10-05 10:56:13 PM  
more evidence that obama is "soft on terror?"
 
2013-10-05 10:56:17 PM  
So the standing army gets paid and this is news.
 
2013-10-05 10:57:17 PM  

Bucky Katt: 2wolves: Expect "Wag the dog" cries from the TEA Party toddlers.

teabaggers like to refer to themselves as insurgents.


Like I care what their preferences may be.
 
2013-10-05 10:57:24 PM  
Maybe the SEALs just decided to do this while they were sitting around bored at home
 
2013-10-05 10:58:46 PM  
Soft on terror!
 
2013-10-05 10:58:59 PM  
Did anyone else point out that  subby is being disingenuous?
 
2013-10-05 11:01:13 PM  

SilentStrider: I'm sure Fox will try to spin this aa Obama being weak.
And I will laugh.


Prolly a made for TV movie, with a square-jawed Navy commander pretending not to receive the order to stand down.

"Sorry, Fartbama. This isn't Benghazi. This time we're gonna WIN!"
 
2013-10-05 11:01:16 PM  
Sounds like quite a firefight took place in Somalia.  It also sounds like it was not a total success.
 
2013-10-05 11:01:50 PM  
Fun fact, once upon a time some people where debating the pirate vs ninja thing , then the "why not both" girl popped in and bam the seals where created.
 
2013-10-05 11:02:46 PM  

agent00pi: Did anyone else point out that  subby is being disingenuous?


I would, but it would be disingenuous and the universe would explode from the paradox.
 
2013-10-05 11:03:44 PM  

jaytkay: a square-jawed Navy commander pretending not to receive the order to stand down.


That show already got cancelled, and had a really unsatisfying ending, and now I don't get to see Dichen Lachman anymore.
 
2013-10-05 11:04:21 PM  

proton: Sounds like quite a firefight took place in Somalia.  It also sounds like it was not a total success.


By that I take it you mean that Somalia is still there.
 
2013-10-05 11:05:21 PM  

Oldiron_79: Fun fact, once upon a time some people where debating the pirate vs ninja thing , then the "why not both" girl popped in and bam the seals where created.


Actually SEALs are just ninjas. Pirates don't sneak.
 
2013-10-05 11:05:49 PM  

proton: not a total success.


You never served did you?
 
2013-10-05 11:06:11 PM  

doglover: Toss him overboard in a life boat with food and waterand 11 finger sized holes in the hull.


Whose side are you on?!
 
2013-10-05 11:06:57 PM  
Let's honor them in fifty years by kicking them off the mall for remembering their fallen comrades.

/liblogic
 
2013-10-05 11:11:48 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Let's honor them in fifty years by kicking them off the mall for remembering their fallen comrades.

/liblogic


I thought in order to troll one first had to make sense, is my knowledge of these mystical ways wrong?
 
2013-10-05 11:12:43 PM  
Why is Fartbong0 putting our troops in harm's way when we have all these drones?
 
2013-10-05 11:13:41 PM  
From the BBC article it sounds like the US has been using drones there for a while as well.
 
2013-10-05 11:14:39 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: agent00pi: Did anyone else point out that  subby is being disingenuous?

I would, but it would be disingenuous and the universe would explode from the paradox.


I'm pretty sure that was the plot to Inception. Still, as I understand it, the standing military is still at work, and they're getting paid.
 
2013-10-05 11:15:16 PM  

fusillade762: has been wanted for more than a decade by the U.S. and has a $5 million reward on his head.

So who gets the reward?


No one, probably. I knew a guy who killed a guy who had $100,000 on his head in Iraq, but since he was a soldier he didn't get shiat. In theory an informant could get the reward money, I think, but didn't they weasel out of that with Bin Laden? I doubt this would be different.
 
2013-10-05 11:15:23 PM  
But what about the guys who did Bengazi?
/I keed
//srsly
 
2013-10-05 11:16:31 PM  

doglover: Oldiron_79: Fun fact, once upon a time some people where debating the pirate vs ninja thing , then the "why not both" girl popped in and bam the seals where created.

Actually SEALs are just ninjas. Pirates don't sneak.


Bullshiat, they frequently used false flags to sneak up on prey. Also Captain Henry Morgan used cover of night to sneak in and sack several spanish cities(nobody expected that)
 
2013-10-05 11:16:40 PM  
FoxNews reports that Obama has attacked the sovereign nation of the TeaParty paradise.
TeaParty Reports that they only wanted to teach those damn Elitists in the mall a lesson of not flaunting your wealth. Recommends wearing large pieces of gold on fingers and body, while dressing in loose fitting shirts and shorts made of the 'Murican flag to avoid being attacked again.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-05 11:19:45 PM  

Oldiron_79: doglover: Oldiron_79: Fun fact, once upon a time some people where debating the pirate vs ninja thing , then the "why not both" girl popped in and bam the seals where created.

Actually SEALs are just ninjas. Pirates don't sneak.

Bullshiat, they frequently used false flags to sneak up on prey. Also Captain Henry Morgan used cover of night to sneak in and sack several spanish cities(nobody expected that)


Bullshiat. Henry Morgan was a full bird Colonel.

www.hollywoodreporter.com
 
2013-10-05 11:20:17 PM  

SilentStrider: I'm sure Fox will try to spin this aa Obama being weak.
And I will laugh.


Obama didn't swim to Somalia, track the guy down, wrestle him to the ground, decapitate him with a dull butter knife and sodomize the neck hole while screaming "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MOTHERfarkER!"

Therefore he is a coward.
 
2013-10-05 11:23:38 PM  
Doing wet work in revenge for something that happened in Nigeria sure seems essential. ('Oh please' on the embassy bombing aspect which feels tagged on)
 
2013-10-05 11:27:04 PM  
Just came back from watching Captain Phillips and judging by how they portrayed the SEALs yeah....they make killing look like blinking.

/Tom Hanks acted very well, can't deny that
 
2013-10-05 11:27:29 PM  

Snapper Carr: SilentStrider: I'm sure Fox will try to spin this aa Obama being weak.
And I will laugh.

Obama didn't swim to Somalia, track the guy down, wrestle him to the ground, decapitate him with a dull butter knife and sodomize the neck hole while screaming "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MOTHERfarkER!"



Wait, has anybody seen Obama since Friday night?
 
2013-10-05 11:40:26 PM  
Remember when Obama gave a couple speeches over the last few days mocking and/or castigating certain people in Washington and some of us thought "hmmm this reminds me of that whole Trump/bin Laden situation"? So, um....yeah.
 
2013-10-05 11:41:50 PM  

Flatulent_Flea: Snapper Carr: SilentStrider: I'm sure Fox will try to spin this aa Obama being weak.
And I will laugh.

Obama didn't swim to Somalia, track the guy down, wrestle him to the ground, decapitate him with a dull butter knife and sodomize the neck hole while screaming "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MOTHERfarkER!"


Wait, has anybody seen Obama since Friday night?


Last I saw he was heading to the kitchen to get a butter knife.
 
2013-10-05 11:46:51 PM  
Fox news headline tomorrow- "Why is Obama ignoring the crisis in Washington to send troops overseas?"
 
2013-10-05 11:47:21 PM  
Michael Westin kept working even after receiving a Burn Notice. USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-10-05 11:51:02 PM  
Him?  Is he funny or something?
 
2013-10-05 11:52:55 PM  

fusillade762: has been wanted for more than a decade by the U.S. and has a $5 million reward on his head.

So who gets the reward?


Most likely, the Libyan govt. and the informant(s) who supplied the info on the guy's whereabouts.
 
2013-10-05 11:53:40 PM  
we never forget.
 
2013-10-05 11:53:47 PM  
On a slightly different note: Why would anyone admit to being "head of al-Qaeda" in any capacity anymore?
 
2013-10-05 11:55:08 PM  

apoptotic: Remember when Obama gave a couple speeches over the last few days mocking and/or castigating certain people in Washington and some of us thought "hmmm this reminds me of that whole Trump/bin Laden situation"?


No.

Is that some Freeper thing?
 
2013-10-05 11:56:02 PM  

Dinki: Fox news headline tomorrow- "Why is Obama ignoring the crisis in Washington to send troops overseas?"


Obama works with Libya and Somalia and al Qaeda, but not with Republicans.
 
2013-10-05 11:56:29 PM  

Gyrfalcon: On a slightly different note: Why would anyone admit to being "head of al-Qaeda" in any capacity anymore?


2 Chicks at once....
 
2013-10-05 11:58:19 PM  
proton
Sounds like quite a firefight took place in Somalia. It also sounds like it was not a total success.

They didn't get the target and equipment was abandoned. That's not a "not a total success". That's a straight-up defeat. Especially if the point was to weaken al-Shabaab, since now they get to go around calling themselves the group that beat the Americans.
 
2013-10-06 12:01:42 AM  



assets.vice.com

 
2013-10-06 12:02:57 AM  

fromtheleft.files.wordpress.com

 
2013-10-06 12:02:59 AM  

Gyrfalcon: On a slightly different note: Why would anyone admit to being "head of al-Qaeda" in any capacity anymore?


Something about all those virgins.
 
2013-10-06 12:03:30 AM  
media.melty.es

Terrorists giving you trouble? Jihadists getting you down? Better call Saul!
 
2013-10-06 12:03:32 AM  

Gyrfalcon: On a slightly different note: Why would anyone admit to being "head of al-Qaeda" in any capacity anymore?


You get your pick of the prettiest camels.
 
2013-10-06 12:09:50 AM  
Danger Avoid Death:

Bullshiat. Henry Morgan was a full bird Colonel.

[www.hollywoodreporter.com image 349x466]


That's HARRY Morgan; Henry Morgan was a Wizard.
 
2013-10-06 12:10:15 AM  

Notabunny: Dinki: Fox news headline tomorrow- "Why is Obama ignoring the crisis in Washington to send troops overseas?"

Obama works with Libya and Somalia and al Qaeda, but not with Republicans.


Libya, Somalia and al Qaeda are more capable of reason.
 
2013-10-06 12:10:49 AM  
What was the point of capturing him if we can't interrogate him? Seems it would be easier just to kill him.
 
2013-10-06 12:10:50 AM  
frank-morgan.journal-of-life.com
 
2013-10-06 12:13:07 AM  

Gyrfalcon: On a slightly different note: Why would anyone admit to being "head of al-Qaeda" in any capacity anymore?


If I do it can I claim Osama's multi million dollar estate? Cause if so I AM SPARTACUS.
 
2013-10-06 12:15:45 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: What was the point of capturing him if we can't interrogate him? Seems it would be easier just to kill him.


We can interrogate him if he dies afterward....
 
2013-10-06 12:19:47 AM  

R.A.Danny: Farkin - A, Bubba


Lol, Remo Williams.
 
2013-10-06 12:22:38 AM  
I call bullshiat. If it's from the Obama Administration it is a Lie.
 
2013-10-06 12:23:14 AM  

Relatively Obscure: He has been indicted in New York in connection with the attacks and could ultimately be brought to the U.S. to stand trial.

Suuurrre.


Unless he dies first before he gets to the States. Accidentally, of course. By lots of bootprints to the head. Accidentally.
 
2013-10-06 12:23:52 AM  

jaytkay: apoptotic: Remember when Obama gave a couple speeches over the last few days mocking and/or castigating certain people in Washington and some of us thought "hmmm this reminds me of that whole Trump/bin Laden situation"?

No.

Is that some Freeper thing?


Ack, no.
 
2013-10-06 12:24:04 AM  
You jokers should learn from Jimmy Carter about trimming the black budget. Sociopaths will make it their mission to fark with you if you don't pay them.
 
2013-10-06 12:28:29 AM  
However when they got back to base and went to get some chow, they found the commissary closed down because the contractors that feed them aren't getting paid anymore.
 
2013-10-06 12:31:29 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: You jokers should learn from Jimmy Carter about trimming the black budget.


www.myfacewhen.net
 
2013-10-06 12:32:52 AM  

SilentStrider: I'm sure Fox will try to spin this aa Obama being weak.
And I will laugh.


Obama doesn't even know about this yet after all the morning paper hasn't come out yet.
 
2013-10-06 12:37:17 AM  
Thanks Farbongo.

All that military work and not one drop of oil to show for it.

Give me back my neo-cons!!1! Those soldiers volunteered and it's up to our president to exploit their patriotism!!1!

/so glad I voted for Obama...twice. Hell, I'm gonna vote for a third time. And more than once.
 
2013-10-06 12:40:30 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: not one drop of oil to show for it.


The people who paid for the access to oil got it. You're not part of that clan. Why do you think you're part of those people?
 
2013-10-06 12:43:25 AM  
What class of people do you people think you are part of?
 
2013-10-06 12:50:55 AM  

Bucky Katt: 2wolves: Expect "Wag the dog" cries from the TEA Party toddlers.

teabaggers like to refer to themselves as insurgents.


One on my newsfeed has been certain the 'revolution' is imminent for the past 4.5 years (gee, I wonder why). She's been in a hoverround longer than that.

/There was some great copypasta about a hoverround revolution floating around, I wish I could find it
 
2013-10-06 12:59:46 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: What class of people do you people think you are part of?


No.
 
2013-10-06 01:00:21 AM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-06 01:02:41 AM  
Oh, he'll go after Clinton era crap but notice he STILL doesn't go after the guys who attacked Benghazi.  Thanks, Obama.

Wonder how long till Fox spins it that way.
 
2013-10-06 01:11:05 AM  
theawesomer.com
 
2013-10-06 01:44:23 AM  
No easy day.
 
2013-10-06 02:26:00 AM  

perigee: Danger Avoid Death:

Bullshiat. Henry Morgan was a full bird Colonel.

[www.hollywoodreporter.com image 349x466]

That's HARRY Morgan; Henry Morgan was a Wizard.


No Harry Morgan was Dexter's dad.
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-06 02:33:26 AM  

Flying Lasagna Monster: [theawesomer.com image 300x250]


You know he uses that to watch Michelle in the shower.
 
2013-10-06 02:34:05 AM  
Wow, so the Obama Government is cleaning up shiat from the Bush era and Republicans still find a way to be whiny little biatches about how he's totally unAmerican?

This totally reinforces my belief that republicans are unAmerican whiny little biatches.
 
2013-10-06 02:44:20 AM  

Bucky Katt: 2wolves: Expect "Wag the dog" cries from the TEA Party toddlers.

teabaggers like to refer to themselves as insurgents.


So we can commence drone strikes then?
 
2013-10-06 02:46:43 AM  

Oldiron_79: doglover: Oldiron_79: Fun fact, once upon a time some people where debating the pirate vs ninja thing , then the "why not both" girl popped in and bam the seals where created.

Actually SEALs are just ninjas. Pirates don't sneak.

Bullshiat, they frequently used false flags to sneak up on prey. Also Captain Henry Morgan used cover of night to sneak in and sack several spanish cities(nobody expected that)


The Spanish should have learned to expect these things.
 
2013-10-06 02:47:13 AM  

Oldiron_79: Fun fact, once upon a time some people where debating the pirate vs ninja thing , then the "why not both" girl popped in and bam the seals where created.


Pirate Ninjas have nothing on Zombie Robots.  http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/122522/smash-up

/Wizard Dinosaurs aren't shabby either
 
2013-10-06 02:49:01 AM  
We could have nabbed Shabob, but Fartbama refused to compromise on ACA, because maps, and such.
 
2013-10-06 02:56:30 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: What class of people do you people think you are part of?


What do you mean..... You people????
 
2013-10-06 03:05:52 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Notabunny: Dinki: Fox news headline tomorrow- "Why is Obama ignoring the crisis in Washington to send troops overseas?"

Obama works with Libya and Somalia and al Qaeda, but not with Republicans.

Libya, Somalia and al Qaeda are more capable of reason.


i391.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-06 03:08:50 AM  

ladyfortuna: Danger Avoid Death: Notabunny: Dinki: Fox news headline tomorrow- "Why is Obama ignoring the crisis in Washington to send troops overseas?"

Obama works with Libya and Somalia and al Qaeda, but not with Republicans.

Libya, Somalia and al Qaeda are more capable of reason.

[i391.photobucket.com image 320x240]


Yeah, but Barry Goldwater was a damned librul.
 
2013-10-06 03:26:17 AM  

R.A.Danny: Farkin - A, Bubba


Exactly.
 
2013-10-06 03:34:44 AM  

SilentStrider: I'm sure Fox will try to spin this aa Obama being weak.
And I will laugh.


As Im equally sure the Obama administration will spin this as totally showing that we didn't drop the ball on Syria
 
2013-10-06 03:46:19 AM  

squirrelflavoredyogurt: Wow, so the Obama Government is cleaning up shiat from the Bush era and Republicans still find a way to be whiny little biatches about how he's totally unAmerican?

This totally reinforces my belief that republicans are unAmerican whiny little biatches.


You fail at history. 1998 is Clinton era.
 
2013-10-06 03:58:29 AM  

Mad_Radhu: [media.melty.es image 850x424]

Terrorists giving you trouble? Jihadists getting you down? Better call Saul!


I love you.
 
2013-10-06 05:25:38 AM  
Attack happened in 1998?  Clearly this is evidence that Bush's policies work if given enough time, dumbocrats.
 
2013-10-06 05:44:31 AM  
Death and taxes.
 
2013-10-06 06:18:13 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You wanna tell those guys they're not getting paid?


Pay for active-duty military's been authorized.

I would guess these guys are active, man.
 
2013-10-06 06:22:51 AM  
Ya but the parks are still closed
 
2013-10-06 06:48:33 AM  

Mentat: Unfortunately, the suspect tripped and fell on a pile of bullets which embedded themselves in the back of his skull.


I prefer that they be friendlier. You know, take him for an airplane ride.  Give him flying lessons over the atlantic. You know, push him out, and if he can figure out how to fly before he hits the ground, its all good.
 
2013-10-06 07:33:38 AM  

maddogdelta: Mentat: Unfortunately, the suspect tripped and fell on a pile of bullets which embedded themselves in the back of his skull.

I prefer that they be friendlier. You know, take him for an airplane ride.  Give him flying lessons over the atlantic. You know, push him out, and if he can figure out how to fly before he hits the ground, its all good.


killing is only righteous when 'Murika does it.  Otherwise, it's terrorism.

/themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2013-10-06 07:56:09 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: From the BBC article it sounds like the US has been using drones there for a while as well.




"We hope that this makes clear that the United States of America will never stop in its effort to hold those accountable who conduct acts of terror."

I wonder when we will be held accountable.
 
2013-10-06 08:01:28 AM  

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: killing is only righteous when 'Murika does it. Otherwise, it's terrorism.


farm6.staticflickr.com


oh... and...
memedepot.com
 
2013-10-06 08:21:45 AM  

Jim_Callahan: MaudlinMutantMollusk: You wanna tell those guys they're not getting paid?

Pay for active-duty military's been authorized.

I would guess these guys are active, man.




America needs to kill people.
 
2013-10-06 08:23:01 AM  

Apik0r0s: maddogdelta: Go Fornicate Without a Partner: killing is only righteous when 'Murika does it. Otherwise, it's terrorism.

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 612x612]


oh... and...
[memedepot.com image 413x413]

What farking High School is that? These girls display a jutting protuberance rarely found in groups of 3.




Nah, 30 year olds.
 
2013-10-06 08:53:55 AM  
So the whole government shutdown was a ruse to get these guys to let their guard down right?
 
2013-10-06 09:04:27 AM  
Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop
Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip
 
2013-10-06 09:07:46 AM  
I think they already made a song about this. Da da da da da da da dada---the shores of Tripoli.
 
2013-10-06 09:09:24 AM  

Flatulent_Flea: Snapper Carr: SilentStrider: I'm sure Fox will try to spin this aa Obama being weak.
And I will laugh.

Obama didn't swim to Somalia, track the guy down, wrestle him to the ground, decapitate him with a dull butter knife and sodomize the neck hole while screaming "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MOTHERfarkER!"


Wait, has anybody seen Obama since Friday night?


Check the golf course.
 
2013-10-06 09:44:04 AM  
Obama sure likes to have people killed.
 
2013-10-06 09:49:19 AM  
Anas al Libi was a huge target. He was in the leadership council of the "original" Al Qaeda, and IIRC, was their Libya commander or leader.

I am shocked they announced his capture so early, when he likely has a ton of intelligence to give up after "interrogation".


I am guessing they got another big fish in Somalia as well, which is why they aren't saying what happened.
 
2013-10-06 09:54:13 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Obama sure likes to have people killed.


If Bush had done that, we could have avoided two wars and not blown the budget all to hell.
 
2013-10-06 10:18:32 AM  

Apik0r0s: What farking High School is that? These girls display a jutting protuberance rarely found in groups of 3.


Yeah, that's all I'm ever to see, too.  And why is that girl crying?  A cute girl in high school with tits like that would have been quite popular.
 
2013-10-06 11:00:34 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Obama sure likes to have people killed.


Thankfully they're not U.S. military or U.S. civilians.
 
2013-10-06 11:30:18 AM  
Source. Must have source. Oh, there it is ... an American official told NBC ... so you know whatever happened,  if anything happened this article is bullsh*t of the usual order from this Administration. There was no raid. No American military were involved. The whole thing is made up.

Were you there? Did you see it for yourself?

"Good morning," Jay carney lied.
 
2013-10-06 12:00:21 PM  
I don't know why Republicans would be upset, since I'm pretty sure that Anas al Libi means "Anus, the Liberal." This raid is just more Democratic infighting.
 
2013-10-06 12:12:25 PM  

born_yesterday: Apik0r0s: What farking High School is that? These girls display a jutting protuberance rarely found in groups of 3.

Yeah, that's all I'm ever to see, too.  And why is that girl crying?  A cute girl in high school with tits like that would have been quite popular.


I always get a laugh out of that picture too. The crying girl is stacked and pretty attractive, what the hell do the broads in the background have to say about her? At least try for realism by making the crying girl a fatty or something.
 
2013-10-06 12:14:02 PM  

lilbjorn: AverageAmericanGuy: Obama sure likes to have people killed.

If Bush had done that, we could have avoided two wars and not blown the budget all to hell.


Somebody. Had to clean up Clonton's mess.
 
2013-10-06 12:23:43 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: lilbjorn: AverageAmericanGuy: Obama sure likes to have people killed.

If Bush had done that, we could have avoided two wars and not blown the budget all to hell.

Somebody. Had to clean up Clonton's mess.


That whole budget surplus thing had to be skimmed.
 
2013-10-06 12:34:11 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: Dr Jack Badofsky: lilbjorn: AverageAmericanGuy: Obama sure likes to have people killed.

If Bush had done that, we could have avoided two wars and not blown the budget all to hell.

Somebody. Had to clean up Clonton's mess.

That whole budget surplus thing had to be skimmed.


Actually I meant the 5+ terrorist attacks against Americans during his administration, but yeah what you said, too.
 
2013-10-06 01:05:03 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Billy Bathsalt: Dr Jack Badofsky: lilbjorn: AverageAmericanGuy: Obama sure likes to have people killed.

If Bush had done that, we could have avoided two wars and not blown the budget all to hell.

Somebody. Had to clean up Clonton's mess.

That whole budget surplus thing had to be skimmed.

Actually I meant the 5+ terrorist attacks against Americans during his administration, but yeah what you said, too.


And when he attempted to take action the GOP screamed "Wag the dog."

Face it, Mr. "Clonton" was not the most popular person of the pseudo-conservatives.
 
2013-10-06 01:29:23 PM  

2wolves: Expect "Wag the dog" cries from the TEA Party toddlers.


It's slowly dawned on me over the years of reading Fark political threads that lefties must stage vast plays in their heads with entire armies of straw men actors. That's the only explanation for the differences between observed reality and what they post.
 
2013-10-06 02:17:43 PM  
Mateorabi: Oldiron_79: Fun fact, once upon a time some people where debating the pirate vs ninja thing , then the "why not both" girl popped in and bam the seals where created.

Pirate Ninjas have nothing on Zombie Robots.  http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/122522/smash-up

/Wizard Dinosaurs aren't shabby either


How does Zombie Robots work? I mean if you aren't alive how do you become undead?

Now wizard dinosaurs, well if magic existed why would dinos be unable to use it?
 
2013-10-06 03:13:46 PM  

jjorsett: 2wolves: Expect "Wag the dog" cries from the TEA Party toddlers.

It's slowly dawned on me over the years of reading Fark political threads that lefties must stage vast plays in their heads with entire armies of straw men actors. That's the only explanation for the differences between observed reality and what they post.


I don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
 
2013-10-06 06:31:03 PM  
Actually Seals failed in Somalia, Delta Force was the force in Libya that was successful.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57606209/embassy-bombings-figure -n abbed-by-delta-force-in-libya/
 
2013-10-06 08:09:23 PM  

nolafark: Actually Seals failed in Somalia, Delta Force was the force in Libya that was successful.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57606209/embassy-bombings-figure -n abbed-by-delta-force-in-libya/


Crap.

RanDomino: Especially if the point was to weaken al-Shabaab, since now they get to go around calling themselves the group that beat the Americans.


Looks like we've given them a new recruiting tool.
 
2013-10-06 10:02:51 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: From the BBC article it sounds like the US has been using drones there for a while as well.

"We hope that this makes clear that the United States of America will never stop in its effort to hold those accountable who conduct acts of terror."

I wonder when we will be held accountable.


When we lose.
 
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