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(Reuters)   Brazilian election shaping up to be a three-way race between the Socialist Party, Workers' Party, and Social Democratic Party. Splittists   (reuters.com) divider line 97
    More: Interesting, Socialist Party, Elections in Brazil, Leader of the Opposition, Brazilians, Rousseff, Economic stagnation, Green Party, The Establishment  
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2013-10-05 10:27:07 PM
chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com

www.thehulltruth.com

armedrobbery.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-05 10:28:40 PM
www.taptone.com
 
2013-10-05 10:43:31 PM

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: phillydrifter: Boobies.

This happens?


Yes
 
2013-10-05 10:46:04 PM

fusillade762: ReapTheChaos: megarian: phillydrifter: Boobies.

Wow.

I have never seen the filter used as intended.

Now I feel unclean.

Me either, but I have seen (and been victim of) countless times where it's turned an innocent use of the word into Boobies for no reason. I've never understood the point behind this.

It's because people used to jump into threads to announce the primacy of their comment with annoying regularity (this was before TotalFark existed).


Never understood the point of that.
 
2013-10-05 10:47:25 PM
Vote Whigs
 
2013-10-05 10:47:55 PM

Paris1127: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: phillydrifter: Boobies.

This happens?

Ask Benjamin Franklin, the Boobiesmaster General of the United States.


*snert*
 
2013-10-05 10:49:08 PM

Ghost Roach: It's a hairy situation, they just aren't used to it


I'm sure it's gonna be a close shave...
 
2013-10-05 10:54:28 PM

Vitamin Pb: Paris1127: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: phillydrifter: Boobies.

This happens?

Ask Benjamin Franklin, the Boobiesmaster General of the United States.

From what I've heard, he was indeed.


Jefferson would be, but they only counted three f1fths.
 
2013-10-05 11:07:24 PM

snake_beater: There's a Life of Brian joke here somewhere...


I'm not popular I know...But a joke? Show SOME respect!
 
2013-10-05 11:07:58 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Paris1127: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: phillydrifter: Boobies.

This happens?

Ask Benjamin Franklin, the Boobiesmaster General of the United States.

That's a job I want.


Are you sure about that?

It's no ivory tower post by all accounts it's a real hands on kind of gig.

I keed, based on your fine pic posting I know that your appreciation of fine boobage is legend and if you get the gig then American boobies will finally have the support they need.
 
2013-10-05 11:29:07 PM
CIA assassination of democratically elected leader in 3... 2... 1...
 
2013-10-05 11:32:14 PM
Not a bookmark, nope not at all.
 
2013-10-05 11:38:30 PM
 
2013-10-05 11:38:57 PM

Oldiron_79: Not a bookmark, nope not at all.


4.bp.blogspot.com

2.bp.blogspot.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

How about now?
 
2013-10-05 11:51:30 PM

Rozinante: Interesting fact: if you are a Brazillian citizen, you have to vote. It's a huge hassle if you're living overseas.


It's the same in Argentina. Which tells you why both countries are so farked up. And why liberals have repeatedly floated this idea here in the U.S.
 
2013-10-06 12:00:46 AM

mike0023: liberals have repeatedly floated this idea here in the U.S.


For example...?
 
2013-10-06 12:02:02 AM
I'm hoping this is settled with a booty shaking.

/small government, small bikini
 
2013-10-06 12:04:36 AM

mike0023: Rozinante: Interesting fact: if you are a Brazillian citizen, you have to vote. It's a huge hassle if you're living overseas.

It's the same in Argentina. Which tells you why both countries are so farked up. And why liberals have repeatedly floated this idea here in the U.S.


And why Australia is a hellhole in perpetual economic depression, I presume.
 
2013-10-06 12:08:18 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Oldiron_79: Not a bookmark, nope not at all.







How about now?


Well if you incist.
 
2013-10-06 12:08:52 AM

jaytkay: mike0023: liberals have repeatedly floated this idea here in the U.S.

For example...?


Liberals have been saying for 80 years people should be forced to vote.
Obviously, if you care nothing for politics, you will vote for the party who promises you the most hand outs regardless of the consequences.

/don't google it or anything
 
2013-10-06 12:10:46 AM

Dwindle: Liberals have been saying for 80 years people should be forced to vote


For example...?
 
2013-10-06 12:20:26 AM

Albino Squid: mike0023: Rozinante: Interesting fact: if you are a Brazillian citizen, you have to vote. It's a huge hassle if you're living overseas.

It's the same in Argentina. Which tells you why both countries are so farked up. And why liberals have repeatedly floated this idea here in the U.S.

And why Australia is a hellhole in perpetual economic depression, I presume.


And that differs from America how?
 
2013-10-06 12:34:12 AM

fusillade762: megarian: phillydrifter: Boobies.

Wow.

I have never seen the filter used as intended.

Now I feel unclean.

I don't think that was the filter. If you type exactly that it doesn't change it. If you attempt the other thing (claiming to be the first person in the thread) it filters it AND changes the timestamp so the post always appears at the bottom of the thread.

That is unless they've changed the filter recently.


Interesting.
I never knew about the time stamp thingy.
Though I haven't noticed any sequence changes to comments that got filtered by accident.
Maybe if it is a standalone comment?
 
2013-10-06 12:41:07 AM
Well, this is rather atypical of the Politics Tab.. ah, it's also on Main.

Well, it's a feast for the eyes, anyway.
 
2013-10-06 12:43:46 AM
So, getting back to the point of this thread,

3.bp.blogspot.com

anythingnews.files.wordpress.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-06 01:41:03 AM

megarian: phillydrifter: Boobies.

Wow.

I have never seen the filter used as intended.

Now I feel unclean.


filterpwn pwned?
 
2013-10-06 02:06:19 AM
bootymark

/can has booty thread?
 
2013-10-06 02:16:26 AM
so the 3 choices in Brazil are the libs, the mega libs, and the ultra libs
they need a real american party
 
2013-10-06 02:23:39 AM

megarian: fusillade762: ReapTheChaos: megarian: phillydrifter: Boobies.

Wow.

I have never seen the filter used as intended.

Now I feel unclean.

Me either, but I have seen (and been victim of) countless times where it's turned an innocent use of the word into Boobies for no reason. I've never understood the point behind this.

It's because people used to jump into threads to announce the primacy of their comment with annoying regularity (this was before TotalFark existed).

Never understood the point of that.


Many of the forums at the time were practically inundated with threads where the first 30 or 40 posts became about being the primary poster. Many horrible memes resulted.

/Frosty Piss!
 
2013-10-06 02:26:11 AM

falcon176: so the 3 choices in Brazil are the libs, the mega libs, and the ultra libs
they need a real american party


Yeah, the tards, the mega tards and the ultra tards.
 
2013-10-06 02:28:41 AM

iq_in_binary: megarian: fusillade762: ReapTheChaos: megarian: phillydrifter: Boobies.

Wow.

I have never seen the filter used as intended.

Now I feel unclean.

Me either, but I have seen (and been victim of) countless times where it's turned an innocent use of the word into Boobies for no reason. I've never understood the point behind this.

It's because people used to jump into threads to announce the primacy of their comment with annoying regularity (this was before TotalFark existed).

Never understood the point of that.

Many of the forums at the time were practically inundated with threads where the first 30 or 40 posts became about being the primary poster. Many horrible memes resulted.

/Frosty Piss!


I remember a few old Blizzard forum threads.. nearly the entire first page of comments would say 'First Page!'.  That really makes no sense to me.
 
2013-10-06 02:31:59 AM

Alphax: iq_in_binary: megarian: fusillade762: ReapTheChaos: megarian: phillydrifter: Boobies.

Wow.

I have never seen the filter used as intended.

Now I feel unclean.

Me either, but I have seen (and been victim of) countless times where it's turned an innocent use of the word into Boobies for no reason. I've never understood the point behind this.

It's because people used to jump into threads to announce the primacy of their comment with annoying regularity (this was before TotalFark existed).

Never understood the point of that.

Many of the forums at the time were practically inundated with threads where the first 30 or 40 posts became about being the primary poster. Many horrible memes resulted.

/Frosty Piss!

I remember a few old Blizzard forum threads.. nearly the entire first page of comments would say 'First Page!'.  That really makes no sense to me.


Slashdot was fun with it at least.
 
2013-10-06 02:43:11 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

www.eventostoppanama.com

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-06 03:06:26 AM
ecx.images-amazon.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

28.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-06 03:13:27 AM
distinctly low ass-pix to posts ratio in this thread
 
2013-10-06 03:27:02 AM

Leader O'Cola: distinctly low ass-pix to posts ratio in this thread


I can only do so much. I'm not Banned on the Run, fer chrissakes.
 
2013-10-06 06:28:48 AM
So basically it doesn't matter who wins, the CIA is still going assassinate them and stage a coup anyway.
 
2013-10-06 06:31:12 AM

NephilimNexus: So basically it doesn't matter who wins, the CIA is still going assassinate them and stage a coup anyway.


Well, not during the government shutdown, anyway.
 
2013-10-06 08:32:50 AM
So let me get this straight. ... the proper response to any news story involving Brazil is to post pictures of women presumed to be Brazilian but really, who cares as long as their body parts personify our stereotypes of what Brazilian women look like?
 
2013-10-06 09:56:59 AM

redundantman: So let me get this straight. ... the proper response to any news story involving Brazil is to post pictures of women presumed to be Brazilian but really, who cares as long as their body parts personify our stereotypes of what Brazilian women look like?


i see they don't call you redundantman for nothing
 
2013-10-06 10:40:06 AM

FrancoFile: Just how many elections do they need to have?


Brazil doesn't have elections, it's a sambacracy.
 
2013-10-06 10:52:59 AM
I do believe that the correct term is, "Splitters," not "Splittists."
 
2013-10-06 12:57:12 PM

Danger Avoid Death: So, getting back to the point of this thread,

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1172]


I dunno. That mustache might tickle my penis.

/and I wouldn't like that, nossir not one bit
 
2013-10-06 01:33:05 PM

EnderX: lilbjorn: PabloHosehead: Who's representing the Silly Party?

Ted Cruz.

Joe Biden


/ftfy


I heard Kevin Phillips BOOOOOONNNGGGGG was gonna run, but dropped out because he wasn't silly enough. Jethro Q. Walrustitty dropped out when he found a cute cat to swing around, Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel got too caught up in the exciting world of dolphin-humping to enter... and Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots) Williams If I Could Way That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) 'Don't Sleep in the Subway' Barton Mainwaring (hoot, 'whoop') Smith simply was voted too silly.

/Is it possible to say this is the first time I used this joke?
 
2013-10-06 01:48:17 PM

Alphax: NephilimNexus: So basically it doesn't matter who wins, the CIA is still going assassinate them and stage a coup anyway.

Well, not during the government shutdown, anyway.


See? government shutdowns ARE good for something.
 
2013-10-06 09:09:30 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Since this thread is going nowhere, it's time for some pics of hot Brazilian women.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x850]


All I read in the description was "Brazilian three-way."

I'll take these two, thanks.
 
2013-10-06 10:55:44 PM

redundantman: So let me get this straight. ... the proper response to any news story involving Brazil is to post pictures of women presumed to be Brazilian but really, who cares as long as their body parts personify our stereotypes of what Brazilian women look like?


Yes, you have that correct.

/Judges would have also accepted "a picture of one of those odd breeds of hairless cats" as an alternate answer there but only if the Judges were drunk, which they usually are.
 
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