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(Reuters)   Brazilian election shaping up to be a three-way race between the Socialist Party, Workers' Party, and Social Democratic Party. Splittists   (reuters.com) divider line 97
    More: Interesting, Socialist Party, Elections in Brazil, Leader of the Opposition, Brazilians, Rousseff, Economic stagnation, Green Party, The Establishment  
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2013-10-05 08:58:44 PM
Boobies.
 
2013-10-05 09:00:04 PM
Something something People's Front of Judea.
 
2013-10-05 09:00:52 PM
There's a Life of Brian joke here somewhere...
 
2013-10-05 09:01:12 PM
When do they deploy the Suicide Squad?
 
2013-10-05 09:02:55 PM
Their alliance, which came together only in the past 24 hours and was a total shock to Brazil's political establishment, instantly creates a business-friendly alternative to Rousseff with nationwide organization, robust financing from donors, and popularity among rich and poor voters alike.

Brazil has Tea Partiers?
 
2013-10-05 09:06:06 PM
The people who get on my nerves are the people who buy the second-cheapest seats.
 
2013-10-05 09:06:18 PM
It's a hairy situation, they just aren't used to it
 
2013-10-05 09:07:35 PM
Just how many elections do they need to have?
 
2013-10-05 09:10:23 PM
Are the elections before, after or during carnival? Isn't it always carnival over there?
 
2013-10-05 09:11:17 PM
I predict the winners edging out the losers by a few Brazilian votes.
 
2013-10-05 09:11:24 PM
A three-way? Awesome.
 
2013-10-05 09:13:15 PM
As long as Loretta has the right to have babies everything else will work out...
 
2013-10-05 09:14:03 PM
Interesting fact: if you are a Brazillian citizen, you have to vote. It's a huge hassle if you're living overseas.
 
2013-10-05 09:19:39 PM
The Democratic Socialist Party Workers will samba on all their graves!
 
2013-10-05 09:21:52 PM

phillydrifter: Boobies.


aw come on, you've been here long enough to know better
 
2013-10-05 09:22:12 PM
That's a whole lot of elections.
 
2013-10-05 09:24:28 PM
It's like a less hairy version of the UC Berkeley Student Union elections.

/Couldn't fit that into the headline.
 
2013-10-05 09:24:29 PM
I was trying to imagine what will happen in the US after the parasite community devours the host community.  They will need to split up into new parasite vs host dichotomies. It is what all democracies must devolve into. One thing is for certain, white liberals will be what's for dinner tomorrow. Asians will be on the menu, too. Although, something unexpected might happen whereby the Asians team with the Hispanics to democratically conquer and enslave the remaining white liberals and blacks.

Yeah, I've already put white Christian conservatives in the grave. It's game over for them.
 
2013-10-05 09:25:03 PM

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Supreme Executive power derives from a mandate from the masses.
 
2013-10-05 09:27:06 PM
Since this thread is going nowhere, it's time for some pics of hot Brazilian women.

reveriehound.com

4.bp.blogspot.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-05 09:30:59 PM
Who's representing the Silly Party?
 
2013-10-05 09:32:02 PM

PabloHosehead: Who's representing the Silly Party?


Ted Cruz.
 
2013-10-05 09:33:35 PM

phillydrifter: Boobies.


sportschump.net
 
2013-10-05 09:34:29 PM

HAS ANYONE MADE A BRAZILIAN INNUENDO YET??

 
2013-10-05 09:34:37 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: A three-way? Awesome.

That was my initial reaction.


I saw "Brazilian" and "three way" in the headline and then boy was I disappointed when I clicked on the article.

Leaving disa...

Danger Avoid Death: Since this thread is going nowhere, it's time for some pics of hot Brazilian women.

[reveriehound.com image 480x662]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 705x1150]

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Leaving not so disappointed.

FSM bless you and keep you safe, Danger AD!
 
2013-10-05 09:36:54 PM

phillydrifter: Boobies.


Wow.

I have never seen the filter used as intended.

Now I feel unclean.
 
2013-10-05 09:39:37 PM
Which ones of them have penises?
 
2013-10-05 09:40:40 PM

sunsawed: Which ones of them have penises?


I'm secure & horny enough to not care.
 
2013-10-05 09:41:16 PM

lilbjorn: PabloHosehead: Who's representing the Silly Party?

Ted Cruz.


Joe Biden

/ftfy
 
2013-10-05 09:45:02 PM
nylongirls.jp

jaipals.com

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-05 09:47:04 PM

megarian: phillydrifter: Boobies.

Wow.

I have never seen the filter used as intended.

Now I feel unclean.


Me either, but I have seen (and been victim of) countless times where it's turned an innocent use of the word into Boobies for no reason. I've never understood the point behind this.
 
2013-10-05 09:47:39 PM

megarian: phillydrifter: Boobies.

Wow.

I have never seen the filter used as intended.

Now I feel unclean.


I don't think that was the filter. If you type exactly that it doesn't change it. If you attempt the other thing (claiming to be the first person in the thread) it filters it AND changes the timestamp so the post always appears at the bottom of the thread.

That is unless they've changed the filter recently.
 
2013-10-05 09:48:35 PM
Workers Party is the rednecks and the other two are the hippies, right?  Right!?!?
 
2013-10-05 09:49:10 PM

ReapTheChaos: megarian: phillydrifter: Boobies.

Wow.

I have never seen the filter used as intended.

Now I feel unclean.

Me either, but I have seen (and been victim of) countless times where it's turned an innocent use of the word into Boobies for no reason. I've never understood the point behind this.



Boobies don't need a reason.
 
2013-10-05 09:50:11 PM

ReapTheChaos: megarian: phillydrifter: Boobies.

Wow.

I have never seen the filter used as intended.

Now I feel unclean.

Me either, but I have seen (and been victim of) countless times where it's turned an innocent use of the word into Boobies for no reason. I've never understood the point behind this.


It's because people used to jump into threads to announce the primacy of their comment with annoying regularity (this was before TotalFark existed).
 
2013-10-05 09:54:38 PM
Flucking Fark and Brazilian politics.  amirite?
 
2013-10-05 09:58:40 PM

fusillade762: ReapTheChaos: megarian: phillydrifter: Boobies.

Wow.

I have never seen the filter used as intended.

Now I feel unclean.

Me either, but I have seen (and been victim of) countless times where it's turned an innocent use of the word into Boobies for no reason. I've never understood the point behind this.

It's because people used to jump into threads to announce the primacy of their comment with annoying regularity (this was before TotalFark existed).


Seems trivial to make it work like...

if ((post.Index == 0 || (post.Time - thread.Time).TotalMinutes < 5) && content.Contains("Boobies"))
{
   content = content.Replace("Boobies", "boobies");
}

...so if you write "the falling janitor was impaled on the Boobies but the transvestite nun was impaled on the second" on page two of the thread, half an hour after the Boobies actually happened, it would check Boobiesulate on that.  tits
 
2013-10-05 09:59:32 PM

phillydrifter: Boobies.


This happens?
 
2013-10-05 10:02:35 PM

Noam Chimpsky: I was trying to imagine what will happen in the US after the parasite community devours the host community.  They will need to split up into new parasite vs host dichotomies. It is what all democracies must devolve into. One thing is for certain, white liberals will be what's for dinner tomorrow. Asians will be on the menu, too. Although, something unexpected might happen whereby the Asians team with the Hispanics to democratically conquer and enslave the remaining white liberals and blacks.

Yeah, I've already put white Christian conservatives in the grave. It's game over for them.


No. The Jews will use the blacks as muscle.
 
2013-10-05 10:04:18 PM
You had me at Brazilian three-way, subby.
 
2013-10-05 10:05:57 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-05 10:06:46 PM

ausfahrk: fusillade762: ReapTheChaos: megarian: phillydrifter: Boobies.

Wow.

I have never seen the filter used as intended.

Now I feel unclean.

Me either, but I have seen (and been victim of) countless times where it's turned an innocent use of the word into Boobies for no reason. I've never understood the point behind this.

It's because people used to jump into threads to announce the primacy of their comment with annoying regularity (this was before TotalFark existed).

Seems trivial to make it work like...

if ((post.Index == 0 || (post.Time - thread.Time).TotalMinutes < 5) && content.Contains("Boobies"))
{
   content = content.Replace("Boobies", "boobies");
}

...so if you write "the falling janitor was impaled on the Boobies but the transvestite nun was impaled on the second" on page two of the thread, half an hour after the Boobies actually happened, it would check Boobiesulate on that.  tits


Earlier this week this week when haolegirl couldn't find a picture she was looking for in the thread, I told her to look five up from her Boobies. Of course, Boobies got filtered into boobies because you can't say Boobies without it being filtered into boobies. Try it. You just can't.

haolegirl was cool with it. She wanted to know who told me they were her boobies. I lol'd.
 
2013-10-05 10:07:08 PM

FrancoFile: Just how many elections do they need to have?


I was thinking the same.  I was there this time last year and it was election day.  But I don't know for what exactly.
 
2013-10-05 10:10:13 PM

Bslim: Noam Chimpsky: I was trying to imagine what will happen in the US after the parasite community devours the host community.  They will need to split up into new parasite vs host dichotomies. It is what all democracies must devolve into. One thing is for certain, white liberals will be what's for dinner tomorrow. Asians will be on the menu, too. Although, something unexpected might happen whereby the Asians team with the Hispanics to democratically conquer and enslave the remaining white liberals and blacks.

Yeah, I've already put white Christian conservatives in the grave. It's game over for them.

No. The Jews will use the blacks as muscle.


I hate Illinois Nazis.
 
2013-10-05 10:11:21 PM

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: phillydrifter: Boobies.

This happens?


Ask Benjamin Franklin, the Boobiesmaster General of the United States.
 
2013-10-05 10:16:21 PM

Paris1127: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: phillydrifter: Boobies.

This happens?

Ask Benjamin Franklin, the Boobiesmaster General of the United States.


That's a job I want.
 
2013-10-05 10:17:28 PM

Paris1127: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: phillydrifter: Boobies.

This happens?

Ask Benjamin Franklin, the Boobiesmaster General of the United States.


From what I've heard, he was indeed.
 
2013-10-05 10:22:06 PM
i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-05 10:23:13 PM
I'm voting for the beach volleyball party.
lonelytailgater.com
 
2013-10-05 10:26:55 PM

sunsawed: Which ones of them have penises?


Be honest - how much do you care?
 
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