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(Eugene Register-Guard)   Cute 25-year-old bartender gets her best tip yet: a Keno ticket worth $17,500. "The reaction (in the bar) was crazy. Everyone was so amped up. I mean how often does that happen somewhere like Thurston?" (w/pics)   (registerguard.com) divider line 16
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2013-10-05 11:58:09 PM
2 votes:

MrHappyRotter: Am I the only one that didn't know what a Keno ticket was and had to use the Googles to make sense of the story and headline?


I shot man in Keno. Just to watch him die.
2013-10-05 11:48:03 PM
2 votes:
"What the heck is ...

www.foodrepublic.com

...Keno?"
2013-10-05 11:42:26 PM
2 votes:
Tweekertown, Oregon. That'll buy a 4x4 full o' meth.
2013-10-05 11:20:59 PM
2 votes:
Who farted, y'all?
2013-10-06 08:59:36 AM
1 votes:

CasperImproved: DanZero: [catmacros.files.wordpress.com image 500x400]

I like my women like I like my holiday meals. Full of promise, appreciated by those that care, and the fact that Aunt Alice brought that mostly dry stuffing is comfort food as she is always there in all manner of ways all year long. There is always the decadent and sweet dessert to look forward to if I'm having a bad day. But mostly? The comforting smiles, hugs, and sweet concerning questions are what I most look forward to.

I bet that my analogy of that guy's feelings in the photo and the very pretty and sweet smiling hostess is rather accurate. He appreciated her inner worth, gave her a gift that karma turned into a bonanza.

Onto the outer shell. Much of the most art worthy women are what gets the cover of Playboy. And many of those that would fit on Playboy's cover I would never be interested in. Obviously their outer shell is art worthy. But without an art worthy middle, it is still just an aging shell. With the right smile, the right heart, and the right mind, the shell is not a priority.

I know... not the place and time for an oh' snap moment. But the story, with the pic reminded me of the nice things in life, and the karma that sometimes comes with it (if we are lucky)

/I'm stepping off my podium now....


Where do you get your weed Mr. Cheasel?
GBB
2013-10-06 05:58:52 AM
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: OscarTamerz: She checked the amount and gave it back and the tipper had her sign it and then she split the winnings with him anyway. It's like a Capra movie. (No, I'm not going to compare it to a Nicholas Cage movie.)

Or anything with Rosie Perez in it. I can listen to her for about 30 seconds before I reach for an icepick to stab out my own eardrums.


I've got an officer on my radio that sounds identically to 1980s Rosie Perez.
Tech Support can't understand why I go through so many keyboards and radio headsets.

us.123rf.com
2013-10-06 02:23:38 AM
1 votes:
Funny. This website is blocked by order of the Turkish government.
2013-10-06 12:58:31 AM
1 votes:

belhade: I'd give her a tip.

Just the tip.


i149.photobucket.com
2013-10-05 11:56:52 PM
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: KrispyKritter: Danger Avoid Death: OscarTamerz: She checked the amount and gave it back and the tipper had her sign it and then she split the winnings with him anyway. It's like a Capra movie. (No, I'm not going to compare it to a Nicholas Cage movie.)

Or anything with Rosie Perez in it. I can listen to her for about 30 seconds before I reach for an icepick to stab out my own eardrums.

one more reason to welcome sweet deafness:
[images.tvrage.com image 302x320]

Imagine Fran Drescher and Rosie Perez opening a phone sex line together. The perfect storm of comedy and horror.


Oh, baby, tell me screwing is for carpenters...
2013-10-05 11:51:46 PM
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: Danger Avoid Death: OscarTamerz: She checked the amount and gave it back and the tipper had her sign it and then she split the winnings with him anyway. It's like a Capra movie. (No, I'm not going to compare it to a Nicholas Cage movie.)

Or anything with Rosie Perez in it. I can listen to her for about 30 seconds before I reach for an icepick to stab out my own eardrums.

one more reason to welcome sweet deafness:
[images.tvrage.com image 302x320]


Imagine Fran Drescher and Rosie Perez opening a phone sex line together. The perfect storm of comedy and horror.
2013-10-05 11:49:45 PM
1 votes:
klipd.com
2013-10-05 11:48:24 PM
1 votes:

DanZero: [catmacros.files.wordpress.com image 500x400]


I like my women like I like my holiday meals. Full of promise, appreciated by those that care, and the fact that Aunt Alice brought that mostly dry stuffing is comfort food as she is always there in all manner of ways all year long. There is always the decadent and sweet dessert to look forward to if I'm having a bad day. But mostly? The comforting smiles, hugs, and sweet concerning questions are what I most look forward to.

I bet that my analogy of that guy's feelings in the photo and the very pretty and sweet smiling hostess is rather accurate. He appreciated her inner worth, gave her a gift that karma turned into a bonanza.

Onto the outer shell. Much of the most art worthy women are what gets the cover of Playboy. And many of those that would fit on Playboy's cover I would never be interested in. Obviously their outer shell is art worthy. But without an art worthy middle, it is still just an aging shell. With the right smile, the right heart, and the right mind, the shell is not a priority.

I know... not the place and time for an oh' snap moment. But the story, with the pic reminded me of the nice things in life, and the karma that sometimes comes with it (if we are lucky)

/I'm stepping off my podium now....
2013-10-05 11:45:04 PM
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: OscarTamerz: She checked the amount and gave it back and the tipper had her sign it and then she split the winnings with him anyway. It's like a Capra movie. (No, I'm not going to compare it to a Nicholas Cage movie.)

Or anything with Rosie Perez in it. I can listen to her for about 30 seconds before I reach for an icepick to stab out my own eardrums.


one more reason to welcome sweet deafness:
images.tvrage.com
2013-10-05 11:32:40 PM
1 votes:
Subby broke the unofficial fark attractiveness descriptor rule.  The more pleasant the adjective, the uglier the woman.  This one was way too attractive for cute, which should be for a boil infested 350lb woman.  Instead you should have mentioned sharp knees or meh.
2013-10-05 11:20:56 PM
1 votes:
not often, lovey.
si0.twimg.com
2013-10-05 10:12:55 PM
1 votes:
catmacros.files.wordpress.com
 
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