Danger Avoid Death: OscarTamerz: She checked the amount and gave it back and the tipper had her sign it and then she split the winnings with him anyway. It's like a Capra movie. (No, I'm not going to compare it to a Nicholas Cage movie.)Or anything with Rosie Perez in it. I can listen to her for about 30 seconds before I reach for an icepick to stab out my own eardrums.
drewogatory: Habitual daytime drinkers like their bartender to be happy. Happy bartender, happy life.
CasperImproved: DanZero: [catmacros.files.wordpress.com image 500x400]I like my women like I like my holiday meals. Full of promise, appreciated by those that care, and the fact that Aunt Alice brought that mostly dry stuffing is comfort food as she is always there in all manner of ways all year long. There is always the decadent and sweet dessert to look forward to if I'm having a bad day. But mostly? The comforting smiles, hugs, and sweet concerning questions are what I most look forward to.I bet that my analogy of that guy's feelings in the photo and the very pretty and sweet smiling hostess is rather accurate. He appreciated her inner worth, gave her a gift that karma turned into a bonanza.Onto the outer shell. Much of the most art worthy women are what gets the cover of Playboy. And many of those that would fit on Playboy's cover I would never be interested in. Obviously their outer shell is art worthy. But without an art worthy middle, it is still just an aging shell. With the right smile, the right heart, and the right mind, the shell is not a priority.I know... not the place and time for an oh' snap moment. But the story, with the pic reminded me of the nice things in life, and the karma that sometimes comes with it (if we are lucky)/I'm stepping off my podium now....
rev. dave: Subby broke the unofficial fark attractiveness descriptor rule. The more pleasant the adjective, the uglier the woman. This one was way too attractive for cute, which should be for a boil infested 350lb woman. Instead you should have mentioned sharp knees or meh.
Danger Avoid Death: KrispyKritter: Danger Avoid Death: OscarTamerz: She checked the amount and gave it back and the tipper had her sign it and then she split the winnings with him anyway. It's like a Capra movie. (No, I'm not going to compare it to a Nicholas Cage movie.)Or anything with Rosie Perez in it. I can listen to her for about 30 seconds before I reach for an icepick to stab out my own eardrums.one more reason to welcome sweet deafness:[images.tvrage.com image 302x320]Imagine Fran Drescher and Rosie Perez opening a phone sex line together. The perfect storm of comedy and horror.
Danger Avoid Death: Imagine Fran Drescher, Sofia Vergara and Rosie Perez opening a phone sex line together. The perfect storm of comedy and horror.
Begoggle: $17,000 minus taxes minus whatever she gave to the guy, big deal.for a waitress a some truck stop dive bar, a few grand is a fortune farktard.
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