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(Daily Mail)   Daily Mail columnist investigates new explosion in 'shapewear' dresses, models them herself to solicit your considered opinions on whether she looks fat and whether your ratings match hers   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
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2013-10-05 04:31:49 PM
*howaboutnobear.jpg*
 
2013-10-05 04:48:16 PM
There's no hiding that bulge, Mr.
 
2013-10-05 05:52:17 PM
1.bp.blogspot.comI like this one from WHBM better.
 
2013-10-05 05:55:29 PM
OK, I don't have an unrealistic view of how I look closing in on 50, so I am not going to say no to any of those.
 
2013-10-05 05:57:01 PM
When I'm robbing houses, I find these sorts of dresses do nothing for me.
 
2013-10-05 06:02:39 PM
Wow she did that in England? These are the dudes who came up with seagullin' talk about painting a huge target on your back.
 
2013-10-05 06:10:40 PM
BEFORE:
us.123rf.com

AFTER:
us.123rf.com
 
2013-10-05 07:58:40 PM
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-10-05 09:16:50 PM
That was dude in drag, right? RIGHT?
 
2013-10-05 10:06:25 PM
cassandraparkin.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-05 10:10:54 PM
That was a nice article about people you speak cordially with during your workday, and people you speak cordially with during your holiday party.
 
2013-10-05 10:21:53 PM
Eh.  Pretty standard 46-year-old slightly chunky mom.  She could lose some belly weight, but she's in better-than-average shape.  The flower print dress is the best looking and least trendy of the bunch.

/she should NOT wear the black-and-white number
//the Kim Kardashian Orca Pregnancy thing
///nobody should wear that
 
2013-10-05 10:27:43 PM
You guys are cruel.  She looks okay for her age.
 
2013-10-05 10:46:33 PM
Weird.  I wonder why they photographed my grandmothers couch.
 
2013-10-05 10:46:36 PM

FrancoFile: Eh. Pretty standard 46-year-old slightly chunky mom. She could lose some belly weight, but she's in better-than-average shape. The flower print dress is the best looking and least trendy of the bunch.


The floral print was the modern equivalent of WWI "razzle dazzle" battleship paint.

Overwhelm the eye so that it can't tell where the edge lines are.
 
2013-10-05 11:05:42 PM

van1ty: You guys are cruel.  She looks okay for her age.


You have to understand - they have no real-world basis for comparison.
 
2013-10-05 11:11:45 PM
Fail tag mia I see.
 
2013-10-05 11:19:20 PM
I don't mind girls a little thick, but she needs a bit more on top to make up for it.  The pure joy of a good motorboat can make a man overlook a lot.
 
2013-10-05 11:53:45 PM
I agree, a little thickness on a lady is good for the soul.
As soon as the game is over, it's off to the bar to find me one of these.  They are excellent company!

/I like the floral print, and the one with the sleeves.
 
2013-10-06 12:27:59 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-06 01:02:08 AM
Floral is my second favorite, and raspberry is my top pick. Nice!

She liked the blue one the best but I think it needs a little bit of letting out. My eyes were attracted to the bunching (or whatever the term is) which made her midsection look too tight. Give it a little more ease and it would fall really well. Love the blue color of it, and the design in general, though.
 
2013-10-06 01:21:57 AM

jaytkay: BEFORE:
[us.123rf.com image 400x400]

AFTER:
[us.123rf.com image 400x400]


I'm sorry, but that was way too funny. I think I'll share it with my sister.

Thank you.
 
2013-10-06 02:15:44 AM

cryinoutloud: [seen/unseen cat.jpg]


(tries to soothe cryinoutloud's angsty kitty)
 
2013-10-06 03:42:31 AM
Her head seems disproportionally large in all of them.
 
2013-10-06 04:23:09 AM

FrancoFile: Eh.  Pretty standard 46-year-old slightly chunky mom.  She could lose some belly weight, but she's in better-than-average shape.  The flower print dress is the best looking and least trendy of the bunch.

/she should NOT wear the black-and-white number
//the Kim Kardashian Orca Pregnancy thing
///nobody should wear that



Better than average shape? Where in the hell do you live?Sympathies.
 
2013-10-06 07:07:27 AM

KWess: Better than average shape? Where in the hell do you live?Sympathies.


Most places in the US, TBH.

What's kind of interesting to note is that this woman - who in most of the US would self-describe as "curvy", in the UK just flat out self-describes as "fat".

And she's not even on the charts by US standards - I mean, with the slimming stuff, she even still has a visible waist.
 
2013-10-06 09:09:43 AM

KWess: FrancoFile: Eh.  Pretty standard 46-year-old slightly chunky mom.  She could lose some belly weight, but she's in better-than-average shape.  The flower print dress is the best looking and least trendy of the bunch.

/she should NOT wear the black-and-white number
//the Kim Kardashian Orca Pregnancy thing
///nobody should wear that


Better than average shape? Where in the hell do you live?Sympathies.


For a 46-year-old woman with kids?  Yes, better than average.
Have you not paid attention to the land whales that are taking over this country world?
I'm not saying I want to date her.  I'm saying compared to the bulk of people in her demographic, she's doing ok.  Compare her to an absolute standard, and yes - she's overweight: waist, thighs. hips.  But she doesn't have a double chin or cankles.
 
2013-10-06 09:10:00 AM
I have a theory on women and their weight.  I think that when a woman gets large she does this intentionally to stop the sexual advances of a man.  Usually her Husband, Uncle, or father, school teacher etc.  Then later after having successfully neutralized those advances by being disgusting; she wonders why no one finds her attractive.  I suggest ladies that you already know why and what to do about it.  Fat is not attractive to a normal man.
 
2013-10-06 09:16:25 AM

bigsteve3OOO: I have a theory on women and their weight.  I think that when a woman gets large she does this intentionally to stop the sexual advances of a man.  Usually her Husband, Uncle, or father, school teacher etc.  Then later after having successfully neutralized those advances by being disgusting; she wonders why no one finds her attractive.  I suggest ladies that you already know why and what to do about it.  Fat is not attractive to a normal man.


There's definitely a thing about how women cut there hair in this regard.
 
2013-10-06 09:20:38 AM

FrancoFile: Better than average shape? Where in the hell do you live?Sympathies.
For a 46-year-old woman with kids? Yes, better than average.
Have you not paid attention to the land whales that are taking over this country world?
I'm not saying I want to date her. I'm saying compared to the bulk of people in her demographic, she's doing ok. Compare her to an absolute standard, and yes - she's overweight: waist, thighs. hips. But she doesn't have a double chin or cankles.


Look, I know the fatties are taking over, but I'm older than she is, and I don't look anything like that. Fark "for my age," I don't look like that and I never will. This "for her age" is just a cop-out for everybody who wants to "let themselves go" (another sweet euphemism for 'I'm a hag now, get used to it',) and blame it all on age. And yes, I had kids.

If you're not in poor health, there's no excuse for turning into a blob, until you're too old to get out of your rocking chair.

/no pics in profile
//but there will be again--just for threads like this one
 
2013-10-06 09:50:21 AM

bigsteve3OOO: I have a theory on women and their weight.  I think that when a woman gets large she does this intentionally to stop the sexual advances of a man.  Usually her Husband, Uncle, or father, school teacher etc.  Then later after having successfully neutralized those advances by being disgusting; she wonders why no one finds her attractive.  I suggest ladies that you already know why and what to do about it.  Fat is not attractive to a normal man.


So... my wife lost lots of weight in order to get me to bone her?
Maybe I should spend less time on Fark and get hoppin!
Go cancer!
 
2013-10-06 09:51:54 AM

FrancoFile: KWess: FrancoFile: Eh.  Pretty standard 46-year-old slightly chunky mom.  She could lose some belly weight, but she's in better-than-average shape.  The flower print dress is the best looking and least trendy of the bunch.

/she should NOT wear the black-and-white number
//the Kim Kardashian Orca Pregnancy thing
///nobody should wear that


Better than average shape? Where in the hell do you live?Sympathies.

For a 46-year-old woman with kids?  Yes, better than average.
Have you not paid attention to the land whales that are taking over this country world?
I'm not saying I want to date her.  I'm saying compared to the bulk of people in her demographic, she's doing ok.  Compare her to an absolute standard, and yes - she's overweight: waist, thighs. hips.  But she doesn't have a double chin or cankles.



Sorry about your life experience...my 38yr-old-mother-of-three wife clocks in at 5'-8", 135lbs.  This woman is not doing okay.  She's well on her way to heart disease.

/We live in France, so our wine-cheese-paté consumption rate is also unusually high.
 
2013-10-06 10:38:29 AM
Was she homeschooled? In how many minutes do you have to be at the gym?

/I keed...i keed.
 
2013-10-06 10:38:29 AM

bigsteve3OOO: I have a theory on women and their weight.  I think that when a woman gets large she does this intentionally to stop the sexual advances of a man.  Usually her Husband, Uncle, or father, school teacher etc.  Then later after having successfully neutralized those advances by being disgusting; she wonders why no one finds her attractive.  I suggest ladies that you already know why and what to do about it.  Fat is not attractive to a normal man.


I don't even
 
2013-10-06 11:13:25 AM

bigsteve3OOO: I have a theory on women and their weight.  I think that when a woman gets large she does this intentionally to stop the sexual advances of a man.  Usually her Husband, Uncle, or father, school teacher etc.  Then later after having successfully neutralized those advances by being disgusting; she wonders why no one finds her attractive.  I suggest ladies that you already know why and what to do about it.  Fat is not attractive to a normal man.


There are some that do that.  They're all batshiat insane as well.
 
2013-10-06 11:36:43 AM
Bro, do you even elitical?
 
2013-10-06 11:39:41 AM

WhiskeySticks: Bro, do you even elitical?


Or use a keyboard where the P button works and then you can spell elliptical correctly?
 
2013-10-06 12:09:34 PM

farkeruk: bigsteve3OOO: I have a theory on women and their weight.  I think that when a woman gets large she does this intentionally to stop the sexual advances of a man.  Usually her Husband, Uncle, or father, school teacher etc.  Then later after having successfully neutralized those advances by being disgusting; she wonders why no one finds her attractive.  I suggest ladies that you already know why and what to do about it.  Fat is not attractive to a normal man.

There's definitely a thing about how women cut there hair in this regard.


Your both tards.
 
2013-10-06 01:39:44 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: FrancoFile: Eh. Pretty standard 46-year-old slightly chunky mom. She could lose some belly weight, but she's in better-than-average shape. The flower print dress is the best looking and least trendy of the bunch.

The floral print was the modern equivalent of WWI "razzle dazzle" battleship paint.

Overwhelm the eye so that it can't tell where the edge lines are.


See my previous post.
 
2013-10-06 05:46:56 PM
Uh, no. Having the outline of a smaller person on your dress just emphasizes how large you are.
 
2013-10-06 08:04:20 PM

Peter von Nostrand: *howaboutnobear.jpg*


Agreed. My wife looked better after popping out a couple kids than that sow.

Of course my wife gave a sh*t about her looks.
 
2013-10-06 11:06:21 PM

bingethinker: Uh, no. Having the outline of a smaller person on your dress just emphasizes how large you are.


Really?

img2u.info

Brits might be fooled by it.
 
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