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(Time)   The good news: Man receives a free lifetime supply of bacon. The bad news: It comes all at once   ( divider line 6
    More: Scary, Ron Swanson, bacon  
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11057 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Oct 2013 at 5:50 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-05 06:33:37 PM  
4 votes:

whatshisname: That website broke my phone

That website is coming from inside the house!
2013-10-05 08:45:35 PM  
1 votes:
2013-10-05 07:16:01 PM  
1 votes:

Not_The_Target_Market: [ image 380x378]
Does it come in colors? Like a raaaaaaainbow?

2013-10-05 06:15:37 PM  
1 votes:
Does it come in colors? Like a raaaaaaainbow?
2013-10-05 05:55:02 PM  
1 votes:
If you ate 1/2 pound every day, it'd take you ~7.25 years to eat it all. And then you'd probably die of some coronary disease, in which case it would have been a lifetime supply.
2013-10-05 04:22:55 PM  
1 votes:
"Lifetime supply", subby?  Not hardly.

/I sound fat
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