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(Time)   The good news: Man receives a free lifetime supply of bacon. The bad news: It comes all at once   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 6
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2013-10-05 05:55:02 PM  
3 votes:
If you ate 1/2 pound every day, it'd take you ~7.25 years to eat it all. And then you'd probably die of some coronary disease, in which case it would have been a lifetime supply.
2013-10-05 04:22:55 PM  
2 votes:
"Lifetime supply", subby?  Not hardly.

/I sound fat
2013-10-05 09:40:54 PM  
1 votes:
Bacon and egg cupcakes... Bacon really can do everything!

images.sodahead.com
2013-10-05 07:16:01 PM  
1 votes:

Not_The_Target_Market: [mehallo.com image 380x378]
Does it come in colors? Like a raaaaaaainbow?


Gaycon?
2013-10-05 06:33:37 PM  
1 votes:

whatshisname: That website broke my phone


That website is coming from inside the house!
2013-10-05 06:17:33 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
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