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(Rocketnews 24)   Japanese Ministry of Defense posts health and safety tips for visitors to its warships. Naturally, it's in cartoon form. Unnaturally, it looks more like Terrance & Phillip than anime, and the illustrator added Metal Gear Solid 2 in-joke   (en.rocketnews24.com) divider line 20
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2013-10-05 03:22:00 PM
What do the safety tips look like for Korean and Chinese women?
 
2013-10-05 03:23:53 PM

JasonOfOrillia: What do the safety tips look like for Korean and Chinese women?


Five dollar , me love you, long time.


/ watch out for the teeth?
 
2013-10-05 03:25:54 PM
What was that noise?.
 
2013-10-05 03:27:20 PM
YOU GO NOW!

YOU BEEN HERE 4 HOURS!
 
2013-10-05 03:29:31 PM

JasonOfOrillia: What do the safety tips look like for Korean and Chinese women?


WARNING: DO NOT LET THEM DRIVE.

/*ducks*
 
2013-10-05 03:30:33 PM

iheartscotch: YOU GO NOW!

YOU BEEN HERE 4 HOURS OW-WAH!


FTFY
 
2013-10-05 03:30:35 PM

JasonOfOrillia: What do the safety tips look like for Korean and Chinese women?


Mostly two inches and attached to Imperial Japanese soldiers?
 
2013-10-05 03:37:55 PM
Crab battle?
 
2013-10-05 04:07:22 PM
OH MY GOD HOTNESS I WANNA BANG YOU
 
2013-10-05 04:16:15 PM
When at sea, how fo Japanese sailors get access to basic necessities?  I mean, without the vending machines around, where are they supposed to find octopus porn and used panties?
 
2013-10-05 04:34:46 PM

Danger Avoid Death: JasonOfOrillia: What do the safety tips look like for Korean and Chinese women?

WARNING: DO NOT LET THEM DRIVE.

/*ducks*


"How much blinker I need to cross five lanes of traffic?  None?  Hokay, good luck everybody!  *swerve*"
 
2013-10-05 04:40:58 PM

nickdaisy: When at sea, how fo Japanese sailors get access to basic necessities?  I mean, without the vending machines around, where are they supposed to find octopus porn and used panties?


Those are rationed from ships' stores.
 
2013-10-05 04:42:45 PM
WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING
 
2013-10-05 04:50:25 PM
I'm not your buddy, honorable pal-son!
 
2013-10-05 04:51:04 PM
Oh good, a Seaman Ship... for Love.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjAXJaFydwM
 
2013-10-05 05:55:14 PM

agent00pi: nickdaisy: When at sea, how fo Japanese sailors get access to basic necessities?  I mean, without the vending machines around, where are they supposed to find octopus porn and used panties?

Those are rationed from ships' stores.


Larger ships actually have places to shop in them complete with a person manning a cash register. Any profits made go into the crews recreation fund. They are usually manned by someone in the supply department, SH's I think, who are also the barbers and do the laundry. Smaller ships also do this to a lesser extent and get run out of a locker or two, a money box and a log book by whomever they can rope into it (usually an SK). At a minimum it will have things like official ships ball caps, ships patches and other custom items with the ships name on it that you simply cannot buy anywhere else. On the larger ships there will also be food items (chips, candy and so on), cigarettes (may not be true today) and other consumables as well as perhaps some uniform items and even a limited amount of civilian attire like tee shirts and so on.
 
2013-10-05 06:03:14 PM
I love that one of the guys falling overboard literally just screams "Exciting!"
 
2013-10-05 06:57:26 PM
still trying to find the MGS 2 in-joke?
 
2013-10-06 02:13:05 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-06 08:47:45 AM
If someone asks you if you want to visit the Yamato, think twice before saying yes.
 
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