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(Mirror.co.uk)   Can I has 2014 already, Kate Upton has finished her new Sports Illustrated calendar shoot   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 106
    More: Spiffy, sex appeal, calender shoot, Kinder Surprise, freckles, calenders  
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2013-10-05 03:37:52 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-05 04:09:25 PM  
cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com
 
2013-10-05 04:10:20 PM  
Wow, she's got tits.
 
2013-10-05 04:17:51 PM  
Can I disappoint her please?
 
2013-10-05 04:31:12 PM  
Sptiffy
 
2013-10-05 04:37:22 PM  
gotta go change my underwear

/damn you Kate
 
2013-10-05 04:41:26 PM  
Well, I see she brought her own flotation devices.

/Kate, for the best, most disappointing forty seconds of your life, call me.
 
2013-10-05 04:42:05 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: [cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com image 600x450]


If your point is that I would drag my X through miles of Y for the chance to disappoint her for Z seconds, you would be correct.
 
2013-10-05 04:43:38 PM  
My god...it's full of tits.
 
2013-10-05 04:50:35 PM  

Brakefornobody: Well, I see she brought her own flotation devices.

/Kate, for the best, most disappointing forty seconds of your life, call me.


Forty seconds? Only if you start counting midway through dinner.
 
2013-10-05 04:52:57 PM  
From the last rib down she is one oddly shaped person.
 
2013-10-05 04:59:22 PM  
Not a stick figure, good.
 
2013-10-05 04:59:55 PM  
Pretty face and nice tits. That's it. She has no waist, a flabby ass and no muscle tone.

I still would, though.
 
2013-10-05 05:02:22 PM  
Good thing they got it done. She's 21 and gravity is going to take its toll in 3...2....
 
2013-10-05 05:03:57 PM  

sinanju: From the last rib down she is one oddly shaped person.


You're an oddly shaped person...

/That's right, I went there...
 
2013-10-05 05:10:10 PM  
I get that she's hot and all...but...people who buy these swimsuit mags and write articles like this...have they never noticed the massive volume of porn readily available for free on the internet?

Just wondering.  Drooling over a swimsuit mag seems to be about a up-to-date as driving a Datsun and adjusting the aerial on the old boob tube to pick up that new-fangled Fox station.
 
2013-10-05 05:22:28 PM  
I thought we hit peak Upton like a year ago and moved on to Jennifer Lawrence?
 
2013-10-05 05:27:36 PM  

Dr. Whoof: I get that she's hot and all...but...people who buy these swimsuit mags and write articles like this...have they never noticed the massive volume of porn readily available for free on the internet?

Just wondering.  Drooling over a swimsuit mag seems to be about a up-to-date as driving a Datsun and adjusting the aerial on the old boob tube to pick up that new-fangled Fox station.


I'm aware. I just like half naked more than full naked sometimes.
 
2013-10-05 05:28:31 PM  
She has a weird hip to waist ratio. There's something unusual about her face. She won't be as attractive when she gets older. I see hotter girls every time I go outside. Her breasts are going to sag as she ages. She may gain weight at some point. Her knees are really sharp.

/there, saved everyone some time
 
2013-10-05 05:30:55 PM  

js34603: She has a weird hip to waist ratio. There's something unusual about her face. She won't be as attractive when she gets older. I see hotter girls every time I go outside. Her breasts are going to sag as she ages. She may gain weight at some point. Her knees are really sharp.

/there, saved everyone some time


i wouldn't cry if her knees were a little sharper.

/ take that, internet.
 
2013-10-05 05:43:44 PM  

Marshal805: Dr. Whoof: I get that she's hot and all...but...people who buy these swimsuit mags and write articles like this...have they never noticed the massive volume of porn readily available for free on the internet?

Just wondering.  Drooling over a swimsuit mag seems to be about a up-to-date as driving a Datsun and adjusting the aerial on the old boob tube to pick up that new-fangled Fox station.

I'm aware. I just like half naked more than full naked sometimes.


That exists on the internet too.  Plenty of it, in every size, shape and description.  You can find women in everything from a full burqa to nothing.  Or men.  Or men who look like women.  Or women who look like men. Or anything...Rule 34 exists for a reason!

I just don't see the fascination with a print magazine that was really a way to sell an underperforming sports magazine and was used as spank material by men too cowardly to buy Playboys.
 
2013-10-05 05:49:00 PM  

Dr. Whoof: I just don't see the fascination with a print magazine that was really a way to sell an underperforming sports magazine and was used as spank material by men too cowardly to buy Play 12-year-old boys.


Men harbor no such apprehensions.  All other points entirely valid, and I agree wholeheartedly.
 
2013-10-05 05:56:32 PM  

Dr. Whoof: I just don't see the fascination with a print magazine that was really a way to sell an underperforming sports magazine and was used as spank material by men too cowardly to buy Playboys.


Not men to cowardly to buy playboy but by young teen guys that could not buy playboy.

/and grew tired of the J C Penny catalog
 
2013-10-05 06:18:16 PM  

red5ish: Good thing they got it done. She's 21 and gravity is going to take its toll in 3...2....


There are images of her and her mother at an event.

She plays her cards right, that WILL NOT be a problem.
 
2013-10-05 06:28:00 PM  

majestic: Pretty face and nice tits. That's it. She has no waist, a flabby ass and no muscle tone.

I still would, though.


Sure, but she wouldn't
 
2013-10-05 06:42:30 PM  
FAP FAP FAP

/looks around... wait, what was the topic?
 
2013-10-05 06:44:47 PM  
Not a bookmark.

/I lied. It is a bookmark.
 
2013-10-05 06:50:46 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: [cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com image 600x450]


Is that middle picture of Kate Upton or Snooky?
 
2013-10-05 06:52:47 PM  

Clutch2013: red5ish: Good thing they got it done. She's 21 and gravity is going to take its toll in 3...2....

There are images of her and her mother at an event.

She plays her cards right, that WILL NOT be a problem.


This; even if she blows every dollar she makes as a model, her family money (Whirlpool) will cover the necessary work.
 
2013-10-05 06:55:04 PM  

majestic: Pretty face and nice tits. That's it. She has no waist, a flabby ass and no muscle tone.

I still would, though.


The type of flattering remarks which make women swoon!
 
2013-10-05 06:59:10 PM  

Clutch2013: red5ish: Good thing they got it done. She's 21 and gravity is going to take its toll in 3...2....

There are images of her and her mother at an event.

She plays her cards right, that WILL NOT be a problem.


Gravity is a constant. It will take its toll.
 
2013-10-05 07:04:32 PM  

goatleggedfellow: StoPPeRmobile: [cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com image 600x450]

Is that middle picture of Kate Upton or Snooky?


That's Kate.

She has always had this body that looks like a bunch of cottage cheese packed into a blow-up doll.

Guys seem to like her because she wears bikinis and bras that are a size too small for her boobs, so they spill over the edges.

That, and she has a face that looks like a contestant on Toddlers & Tiaras. Baby face. Some guys are really into girls that look like toddlers, I guess.
 
2013-10-05 07:07:12 PM  
Jennifer Lawrence >> Kate Upton

JL is fit and has a nice base layer of fat that she's kept intact. She works for it and she's smart about it.

Upton does not appear to be doing anything to maintain her body, and photographers take a lot of trouble to hide what's going on below her belly button.

But, to each their own...
 
2013-10-05 07:14:54 PM  

ZeroCorpse: goatleggedfellow: StoPPeRmobile: [cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com image 600x450]

Is that middle picture of Kate Upton or Snooky?

That's Kate.

She has always had this body that looks like a bunch of cottage cheese packed into a blow-up doll.

Guys seem to like her because she wears bikinis and bras that are a size too small for her boobs, so they spill over the edges.

That, and she has a face that looks like a contestant on Toddlers & Tiaras. Baby face. Some guys are really into girls that look like toddlers, I guess.


Well, we are animals. Older men and younger women has been a thing for...um...ever.
 
2013-10-05 07:22:39 PM  

Dr. Whoof: I get that she's hot and all...but...people who buy these swimsuit mags and write articles like this...have they never noticed the massive volume of porn readily available for free on the internet?

Just wondering.  Drooling over a swimsuit mag seems to be about a up-to-date as driving a Datsun and adjusting the aerial on the old boob tube to pick up that new-fangled Fox station.


No, it's the fact that she's so hot that people are drooling over her
despite the massive volume of porn readily available for free on the internet...
 
2013-10-05 07:25:46 PM  
Ya know, it is possible to think she's hot without insulting other women. Is true I tell you
 
2013-10-05 07:30:38 PM  

goatleggedfellow: Clutch2013: red5ish: Good thing they got it done. She's 21 and gravity is going to take its toll in 3...2....

There are images of her and her mother at an event.

She plays her cards right, that WILL NOT be a problem.

Gravity is a constant. It will take its toll.


Yes, but humans are variable both physiologically and in how they take care of themselves, and different people have different outcomes.
 
2013-10-05 07:38:49 PM  
Sausage with boobs.
 
2013-10-05 07:42:18 PM  

rogue49: Dr. Whoof: I get that she's hot and all...but...people who buy these swimsuit mags and write articles like this...have they never noticed the massive volume of porn readily available for free on the internet?

Just wondering.  Drooling over a swimsuit mag seems to be about a up-to-date as driving a Datsun and adjusting the aerial on the old boob tube to pick up that new-fangled Fox station.

No, it's the fact that she's so hot that people are drooling over her
despite the massive volume of porn readily available for free on the internet...


More, it's the fact that she's not doing porn.

She hasn't given it all away. She's still virginal.  She hasn't been 'despoiled'. You can discuss her in public without giving the impression that you are a porn-hound. She's riding the edge of being a tease and something broadly socially acceptable. Men can still imagine the parts of her they haven't seen.

Once she gets naked, the great release will happen and many among her audience will throw her away like an old, slimy sock and then pick up the new copy of Maxim to find something younger and unspoiled.
 
2013-10-05 07:55:37 PM  

bhcompy: goatleggedfellow: Clutch2013: red5ish: Good thing they got it done. She's 21 and gravity is going to take its toll in 3...2....

There are images of her and her mother at an event.

She plays her cards right, that WILL NOT be a problem.

Gravity is a constant. It will take its toll.

Yes, but humans are variable both physiologically and in how they take care of themselves, and different people have different outcomes.


Of course. It's mostly a mix of luck and effort. Throw in epigenetics and it gets more complicated. I'd only say that she doesn't appear to be working to maintain her blessings, and that is a slippery slope.
 
2013-10-05 08:04:04 PM  
I would lick her vaginal orifice and suck her titties, but that's just me.
 
2013-10-05 08:15:35 PM  
www.gifmagic.com
 
2013-10-05 08:19:17 PM  
www.gifmagic.com
 
2013-10-05 08:19:37 PM  
She does have a purty mouth.

videos.icnetwork.co.uk

I'm not really into the rest of her, she's just not really my thing. But yeah, purty mouth.
 
2013-10-05 08:22:25 PM  

goatleggedfellow: rogue49: Dr. Whoof: I get that she's hot and all...but...people who buy these swimsuit mags and write articles like this...have they never noticed the massive volume of porn readily available for free on the internet?

Just wondering.  Drooling over a swimsuit mag seems to be about a up-to-date as driving a Datsun and adjusting the aerial on the old boob tube to pick up that new-fangled Fox station.

No, it's the fact that she's so hot that people are drooling over her
despite the massive volume of porn readily available for free on the internet...

More, it's the fact that she's not doing porn.

She hasn't given it all away. She's still virginal.  She hasn't been 'despoiled'. You can discuss her in public without giving the impression that you are a porn-hound. She's riding the edge of being a tease and something broadly socially acceptable. Men can still imagine the parts of her they haven't seen.

Once she gets naked, the great release will happen and many among her audience will throw her away like an old, slimy sock and then pick up the new copy of Maxim to find something younger and unspoiled.


This cracked me up for some perverse reason.
 
2013-10-05 08:58:33 PM  
more cat daddy!
 
2013-10-05 09:02:45 PM  
They shot this cover so early because she's soon to burst over the top into whale territory.
It's already happening.
 
2013-10-05 09:10:40 PM  

goatleggedfellow: bhcompy: goatleggedfellow: Clutch2013: red5ish: Good thing they got it done. She's 21 and gravity is going to take its toll in 3...2....

There are images of her and her mother at an event.

She plays her cards right, that WILL NOT be a problem.

Gravity is a constant. It will take its toll.

Yes, but humans are variable both physiologically and in how they take care of themselves, and different people have different outcomes.

Of course. It's mostly a mix of luck and effort. Throw in epigenetics and it gets more complicated. I'd only say that she doesn't appear to be working to maintain her blessings, and that is a slippery slope.


Exercise would make it worse.  It will break down the connective tissues that keep boobs perky, and she has fairly large ones.  Short of dieting and such, which she obviously has no problem with considering her body, I'm not sure what else she should be doing to "maintain her blessings"
 
2013-10-05 09:15:34 PM  
She'll weigh 270 by the time she's 35.

/Get it while it's hot.
 
2013-10-05 09:17:17 PM  

Beerguy:


When I see that I can hear "boing! boing! boing!" in my head. She's super cute. Something's wrong with her fanny, though.
 
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