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(CBS News)   Run for your life It's killer hurricane Karen on its way to New...what??...Head for the hills, it's major tropical storm Kar....er, what?...Ok, wear a light coat, it's rain shower Karen   (cbsnews.com) divider line 39
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2013-10-05 12:33:23 PM
Have you ever met an attractive Karen in real life? I haven't. It's one of those names, like Robin, where the parents just seem to know the kids going to grow into an awkward, frumpy adult.
 
2013-10-05 12:34:08 PM
I blame [Global Warming|Anthropogenic Climate Change|Obama's Weather Machine|God]

/take your choice
 
2013-10-05 12:36:28 PM
This storm is turning into an embarrassment. Soon it will be downgraded to Golden Shower Karen
 
2013-10-05 12:39:19 PM
"Hurricane" Karen 2013... We WILL Rebuild!!!!

smc.temple.edu
 
2013-10-05 12:41:55 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Have you ever met an attractive Karen in real life? I haven't. It's one of those names, like Robin, where the parents just seem to know the kids going to grow into an awkward, frumpy adult.


I knew two attractive Robins. Both were kind of biatchy though.

Not sure I've known a Karen.
 
2013-10-05 12:42:08 PM
Meh, It got me and my robot 3 days at the dock. Gave us a chance to catch up on maintenance and movies.
 
2013-10-05 12:42:45 PM

Head for the hills, it's major tropical storms Kar....er, what?


How many Karens?
 
2013-10-05 12:46:01 PM
I was promised MOAR caines because of global warming after Katrina. I am very disappoint.
 
2013-10-05 12:49:09 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Have you ever met an attractive Karen in real life? I haven't. It's one of those names, like Robin, where the parents just seem to know the kids going to grow into an awkward, frumpy adult.

I knew two attractive Robins. Both were kind of biatchy though.

Not sure I've known a Karen.


Every Karen I have know has been a major league biatch.
 
2013-10-05 12:50:31 PM
bitchslapmag.com
 
2013-10-05 12:52:44 PM
I was all prepared to begin panicking. I'm not gonna waste all that effort. I'll still panic on schedule.
 
2013-10-05 12:53:20 PM
How did you predict that? Subby must have espn or something.
 
2013-10-05 12:53:48 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Have you ever met an attractive Karen in real life? I haven't. It's one of those names, like Robin, where the parents just seem to know the kids going to grow into an awkward, frumpy adult.


Karen Gillan
 
2013-10-05 12:54:41 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Have you ever met an attractive Karen in real life? I haven't. It's one of those names, like Robin, where the parents just seem to know the kids going to grow into an awkward, frumpy adult.


Yeah... every Karen I've ever met has been pretty ugly, or, at best, average.  Course, are there any Karens under 40 years of age?  Probably not.

On the other hand... every Leah I've ever met has been hotter than holy hell.
 
2013-10-05 12:56:51 PM

jake3988: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Have you ever met an attractive Karen in real life? I haven't. It's one of those names, like Robin, where the parents just seem to know the kids going to grow into an awkward, frumpy adult.

Yeah... every Karen I've ever met has been pretty ugly, or, at best, average.  Course, are there any Karens under 40 years of age?  Probably not.

On the other hand... every Leah I've ever met has been hotter than holy hell.


Oh yeah! If you want tone sure your baby daughter is going to grow up to be a hottie, name her Leah. Holy hell
 
2013-10-05 01:01:36 PM
Had a hot Karen girlfriend in college. She's how I learned how goddamn hairy blondes can be. Needless to say, this was back in the Golden Age of Crotch-fros.
 
2013-10-05 01:01:46 PM
www.freedomsphoenix.com
 
2013-10-05 01:05:26 PM
My ant Karen was smoking hot back in the day.

/she's dead.
//cremated.
///smoking hot twice, I suppose...
 
2013-10-05 01:08:19 PM
Rain Shower Karen 3 wasn't as good as Rain Shower Karen 2.
 
2013-10-05 01:12:05 PM
Well, I stocked up on supplies just in case.  Sounds like it's going to be a fun storm.  Just hope it doesn't knock out the cable for tomorrows Saint's game or I'm going to be PISSED!
 
2013-10-05 01:12:23 PM
But this can't be!!!! The Republican governors have already budgeted those billions of dollars in hurricane aid for paying down their ummmm bar bills and for rebuilding rest stops and for attempting to pay down their massive in-the-red budgets due to not bringing in enough corporate tax dollars.
 
2013-10-05 01:15:04 PM

DerekSD: My ant Karen was smoking hot back in the day.

/she's dead.
//cremated.
///smoking hot twice, I suppose...


Death by magnifying glass?  You sick bastard.
 
2013-10-05 01:32:47 PM
Only Karen I ever knew
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-05 01:38:52 PM
"Rain Shower Karen" was a deleted scene from the film "Next to Godliness"

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-05 01:39:46 PM
Shutdowns are serious business.
 
2013-10-05 01:41:39 PM

Joe USer: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Have you ever met an attractive Karen in real life? I haven't. It's one of those names, like Robin, where the parents just seem to know the kids going to grow into an awkward, frumpy adult.

Karen Gillan


You know Karen Gillan in real life? That's pretty cool.
 
2013-10-05 02:18:49 PM
stevemaley.files.wordpress.com

There were times this Karen didn't look 'frumpy'.    But there were a whole lot of other times.  RIP
 
2013-10-05 02:22:46 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Joe USer: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Have you ever met an attractive Karen in real life? I haven't. It's one of those names, like Robin, where the parents just seem to know the kids going to grow into an awkward, frumpy adult.

Karen Gillan

You know Karen Gillan in real life? That's pretty cool.


You said met. Also, there are things called conventions where you can meet actors from popular tv shows and get an autograph.
 
2013-10-05 02:23:34 PM

lokis_mentor: Only Karen I ever knew
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conversatron.one-thirty-seven.net

Only Karen I ever knew
 
2013-10-05 02:55:47 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Have you ever met an attractive Karen in real life? I haven't. It's one of those names, like Robin, where the parents just seem to know the kids going to grow into an awkward, frumpy adult.


I've met I've attractive karen, but she had some serious issues. Other auto-ugly names: patsy, polly, suzie, debbie, nancy, peggy, the list goes on.
 
2013-10-05 03:33:55 PM
Just another sign that climate change is real.

Before the rethuglitards bed-buddies started pumping out ocean-killing CO2, this storm would have smashed the coast as a Cat 5 monster.

See? It's severe de-hurricanification!! We've never had such severe dehurricaning in recorded history. Why this year alone we are up 5.8% in de-hurricinization.

And it is all exactly as expected, according to the IPCC report, Chapter 19, entitled why erstwhile category 5 hurricanes will puss out.

We must STOP this severe global climate change in hurricanigarrrrrbl
(froth/spittle)
 
2013-10-05 03:39:32 PM
Dammit. If the shutdown hadn't furloughed the guys at H.A.R.P. We could have had a real hurricane.
 
2013-10-05 03:50:30 PM

Mellotiger: debbie


I've only known one Debbie.  She was 4'8" of sexy filipina hotness.
 
2013-10-05 04:19:17 PM

mooseyfate: Well, I stocked up on supplies just in case.  Sounds like it's going to be a fun storm.  Just hope it doesn't knock out the cable for tomorrows Saint's game or I'm going to be PISSED!


Just be prepared with an antenna. Or a paperclip jammed in the coax part. If ur close enuff to lose cable from this ur close enuff to the hd signal to barely need an antenna...even for hd.
 
2013-10-05 04:35:58 PM

mooseyfate: Mellotiger: debbie

I've only known one Debbie.  She was 4'8" of sexy filipina hotness.


That's only because she wasn't American. With the exception of that one Debbie that did Dallas, they're all pretty under the bar for white girls.
 
2013-10-05 04:41:56 PM

Abox: [www.freedomsphoenix.com image 591x328]


Came in to make sure this was mentioned, thanks
 
2013-10-05 08:51:00 PM
i'm across the lake from new orleans. this year has been GREAT and looks to be ending on a whimper.
 
2013-10-05 10:36:47 PM

6655321: "Rain Shower Karen" was a deleted scene from the film "Next to Godliness"

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 299x273]


Anastasia Beaverhousen!

/honey, what is this?  Why aren't you licking that floor?
 
2013-10-06 09:33:40 AM

way south: Dammit. If the shutdown hadn't furloughed the guys at H.A.R.P. We could have had a real hurricane.


Freddie Mac and Sallie Mae have access to a weather control device?  I suppose it would motivate banks to allow underwater homes to be refinanced.
 
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