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(ESPN)   Terps/Seminoles, Buckeys/Wildcats, Bulldogs/Vols, Horned Frogs/Oklahoma, Huskies/Trees, Devils/Domers and it's homecoming in Nashville as the Commodores take on the Tigers? Seriously? Another Tigers?   (sports-ak.espn.go.com) divider line 733
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2013-10-05 11:23:24 AM
Sorry about the headline.  I panicked, there was nothing in the queue at 8:15 here, games kickoff at 9.

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Beat the Tigers of Mizzou!!
 
2013-10-05 11:28:35 AM
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i3.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-05 11:31:37 AM
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2013-10-05 11:33:07 AM

elvisaintdead: [scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net image 560x373]


If he was UGA, he would have died before you posted that pic.
 
2013-10-05 11:39:00 AM

Nabb1: elvisaintdead: [scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net image 560x373]

If he was UGA, he would have died before you posted that pic.


As hot as it's going to be today, you may be right.  Or not.
 
2013-10-05 11:47:26 AM
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akron                26 OHIO                  31

ALABAMA              47 georgia_state          9

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AUBURN               27 mississippi           26

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colorado             21 OREGON                42

FLORIDA              25 arkansas              19

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idaho                29 FRESNO_ST.            42

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IOWA                 23 michigan_st.          19

kansas               22 TEXAS_TECH            31

kent_st.             28 NORTHERN_ILL.         34

LA.-LAFAYETTE        33 texas_st.             29

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MIAMI_(FL)           33 georgia_tech          25

miami_(oh)           28 CENTRAL_MICH.         30

MICHIGAN             33 minnesota             24

middle_tenn.         25 EAST_CAROLINA         30

mississippi_st.      24 LSU                   28

NAVY                 31 air_force             27

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NEW_MEXICO           35 new_mexico_st .       28

northwestern         31 OHIO_ST.              33

OKLAHOMA             31 tcu                   24

OKLAHOMA_ST.         35 kansas_st.            32

smu                  25 RUTGERS               28

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Projected record: 37.05 - 12.95
 
2013-10-05 12:01:07 PM
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-05 12:01:28 PM
Wooohoo, AF in the lead!

/lucky to say that once during the game
//probably going to get clobbered
///threes
 
2013-10-05 12:02:18 PM

img.fark.net


/fark the dawgs!
 
2013-10-05 12:02:36 PM
Oh my god, there's a guy named Ha Ha Clinton-Dix?! That's fantastic.
 
2013-10-05 12:04:08 PM
THEY WILL SHOCK THE WORLD TODAY.


i280.photobucket.com

(Meaning, they will cover the 38.5 point spread. BOOK IT)
 
2013-10-05 12:04:15 PM
s7d2.scene7.com
55.5 point favorites.  I don't think they're going to cover, but I picked 'em anyway.  Roll Tide!
 
2013-10-05 12:05:27 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Oh my god, there's a guy named Ha Ha Clinton-Dix?! That's fantastic.


His name is Ha'Sean.  "HaHa" is his nickname.
 
2013-10-05 12:06:31 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com

Roll Tide.
 
2013-10-05 12:08:12 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Oh my god, there's a guy named Ha Ha Clinton-Dix?! That's fantastic.


farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-05 12:09:01 PM
Vandy is going to get mauled tonight. Go Zou!
 
2013-10-05 12:10:06 PM
catchersinterference.files.wordpress.com
Roll Tide!
 
2013-10-05 12:12:10 PM
imageshack.us

We have the angry Jayhawk on the side of the helmet today for homecoming.
 
2013-10-05 12:14:12 PM
Yeah its a TD.

*sigh*
 
2013-10-05 12:14:24 PM

rugman11: cameroncrazy1984: Oh my god, there's a guy named Ha Ha Clinton-Dix?! That's fantastic.

His name is Ha'Sean.  "HaHa" is his nickname.


more importantly where have you been?  this ain't exactly new news.
 
2013-10-05 12:15:13 PM

A Fark Handle: rugman11: cameroncrazy1984: Oh my god, there's a guy named Ha Ha Clinton-Dix?! That's fantastic.

His name is Ha'Sean.  "HaHa" is his nickname.

more importantly where have you been?  this ain't exactly new news.


I don't watch Alabama?
 
2013-10-05 12:16:20 PM
www.arizonasports.com


those helmets are TIGHT.

each has an individually painted iridescent flame motif, no two are alike.
 
2013-10-05 12:22:00 PM
Go Card!

tusb.stanford.edu

Neuter the Huskies!
 
2013-10-05 12:22:17 PM

rickythepenguin: those helmets are TIGHT.

each has an individually painted iridescent flame motif, no two are alike.


Ok Nike, you win this week.
 
2013-10-05 12:23:43 PM

Nabb1: elvisaintdead: [scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net image 560x373]

If he was UGA, he would have died before you posted that pic.


I lol'ed. In all seriousness though I hope my Vols can keep it close.
 
2013-10-05 12:25:10 PM

rickythepenguin: those helmets are TIGHT.

each has an individually painted iridescent flame motif, no two are alike.


Whose helmets are those?
 
2013-10-05 12:26:58 PM

CipollinaFan:


Ugliest uniforms ever and with Oregon out there that is quite a hard feat.
 
2013-10-05 12:27:12 PM

rickythepenguin: [www.arizonasports.com image 500x350]


those helmets are TIGHT.

each has an individually painted iridescent flame motif, no two are alike.


imageshack.us

I don't know, angry Jayhawk.
 
2013-10-05 12:27:30 PM
i450.photobucket.com

Take warning of this vessel, steer clear ye of her hull
Tread carefully the waters, of the crossbones and the skull.

If you choose to challenge
the pirates sword, dear mate
'Tis best you know the strongest fools have met the darkest fate.

Thunder crashes in the night, another story told
Of the spirit of the pirate, and his PURPLE and his GOLD.

Men have tried and men have failed
to raid the pirates chest.
Both day and night with swords and might the Pirates do contest.

See, this ground is sacred,
'Tis here you don't belong,
For you've stepped into a nation
Countless thousands pirates strong...


i450.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-05 12:29:48 PM

steamingpile: CipollinaFan:

Ugliest uniforms ever and with Oregon out there that is quite a hard feat.


Hello hater that is some nice hateing that you're doing
 
2013-10-05 12:30:08 PM

ModernPrimitive01: Whose helmets are those?



hmmm....flames.....and a pitchfork.....hmm.....oppressive heat......hmm.....
 
2013-10-05 12:31:09 PM

rickythepenguin: [www.arizonasports.com image 500x350]


those helmets are TIGHT.

each has an individually painted iridescent flame motif, no two are alike.


kind make them not "uniform."
 
2013-10-05 12:31:22 PM
Cards already rolling. If they win by 50 maybe they'll get to stay in the top 10.
 
2013-10-05 12:34:08 PM
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-10-05 12:35:33 PM
WTH was that run?
Pick a god damn hole and run through it.

Also Long you need to catch that ball.
 
2013-10-05 12:38:01 PM
And the best news is that Purdue won't lose this weekend!
It's not easy being a boilermaker recently.
 
2013-10-05 12:38:24 PM
Awesome hike there, Noles.
 
2013-10-05 12:39:31 PM
FINALLY!
 
2013-10-05 12:39:51 PM
CipollinaFan:
Also Long you need to catch that ball.


Glad you took my advice.
Nice catch.
 
2013-10-05 12:45:10 PM
Well that was a  play
 
2013-10-05 12:48:29 PM

Negligible: And the best news is that Purdue won't lose this weekend!
It's not easy being a boilermaker recently.


Yeah my wife is from West Lafayette so I've been watching them play for a couple of years. You guys need a new coach
 
2013-10-05 12:52:33 PM
TD Airforce
Its turning into a shootout
 
2013-10-05 12:54:01 PM
i47.photobucket.com

Muck Farshall.
 
2013-10-05 12:54:23 PM
Nice catch, Diggs.
 
2013-10-05 12:58:55 PM

mitchcumstein1: [imageshack.us image 640x640]

We have the angry Jayhawk on the side of the helmet today for homecoming.


Your boys are looking like a different team today.
I might be a K-State fan, but glad to see it.

Kansas 10, Texas Tech 0 (2nd Q)
 
2013-10-05 12:59:37 PM
 
2013-10-05 01:00:07 PM
Alabama 21
GA St. High 0

End of Q1
 
2013-10-05 01:03:18 PM

Mart Laar's beard shaver: mitchcumstein1: [imageshack.us image 640x640]

We have the angry Jayhawk on the side of the helmet today for homecoming.

Your boys are looking like a different team today.
I might be a K-State fan, but glad to see it.

Kansas 10, Texas Tech 0 (2nd Q)


Tech is about to go in, but the Hawks are looking better today.
 
2013-10-05 01:05:45 PM

Krymson Tyde: Alabama 21
GA St. High 0

End of Q1


No one likes a bully
 
2013-10-05 01:06:28 PM
PluckYew: Sorry about the headline.  I panicked, there was nothing in the queue at 8:15 here, games kickoff at 9.

So what you're saying is Fark made you do it?

thoughtsinflight.typepad.com
 
2013-10-05 01:09:10 PM

Mad Scientist: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

Roll Tide.


coedbc.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-05 01:10:56 PM
CJ BRown is down. Time to bring out the linebacker.
 
2013-10-05 01:11:59 PM

ModernPrimitive01: Krymson Tyde: Alabama 21
GA St. High 0

End of Q1

No one likes a bully


I would rather be watching Alabama play a real team myself.
 
2013-10-05 01:13:32 PM
I see it's another week of 'week-in, week-out' TOUGH SEC match ups.
 
2013-10-05 01:14:31 PM
That was a brutal hit.  Already down 14-0.  Hope Maryland doesnt TURTLE under pressure and let FSU run away with it.
 
2013-10-05 01:14:50 PM
The girl from 4-E, Holly Lynch
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image.qpicture.com
 
2013-10-05 01:19:13 PM
I like turtles.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mekq8adq651r6rif9o1_500.jpg   (NSFW)
 
2013-10-05 01:20:07 PM
Terps are falling apart.
 
2013-10-05 01:20:42 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-05 01:20:49 PM
Maryland has disappointed me with these uniforms. 
I prefer batshiat crazy.
 
2013-10-05 01:21:45 PM
Awwww dammit.  Hotbusted.
 
2013-10-05 01:24:36 PM

bionicjoe: Maryland has disappointed me with these uniforms.
I prefer batshiat crazy.


They should do something Ninja Turtle themed.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-05 01:27:52 PM
What in the motherfark was Kansas doing there?
 
2013-10-05 01:28:40 PM
CJ Brown is out the Terps are losing 21-0 and FL state gets the ball back.

Well this sucks.
 
2013-10-05 01:31:49 PM

elguerodiablo: They should do something Ninja Turtle themed.


that's weird......today, we're going to the Tempe Tour de Fat (a hybrid bike and brew fest) and I'm going as Splinter, and my wife and her three friends are teh slutty Ninja Turtles.
 
2013-10-05 01:33:03 PM

mitchcumstein1: What in the motherfark was Kansas doing there?


That might have been the worse play ever run in the history of college football.
 
2013-10-05 01:38:25 PM
Ben Heeney plays for Kansas so you'll never hear about him, but he is a hell of a linebacker.
 
2013-10-05 01:40:26 PM

Mart Laar's beard shaver: That might have been the worse play ever run in the history of college football.


It was certainly up there. I mean, what the fark?
 
2013-10-05 01:44:03 PM
Alabama 38-0 half
 
2013-10-05 01:45:47 PM

bionicjoe: I see it's another week of 'week-in, week-out' TOUGH SEC match ups.


It's too early for this bullshiat, go change your tampon
 
2013-10-05 01:47:12 PM

Krymson Tyde: Alabama 38-0 half


Georgia State has 40 total yards and 40 yards worth of penalties.
 
2013-10-05 01:50:33 PM
There was a kerfuffle, and possibly a couple donnybrooks.
 
2013-10-05 01:51:10 PM
ROLL TIDE!
 
2013-10-05 01:52:26 PM

rugman11: Krymson Tyde: Alabama 38-0 half

Georgia State has 40 total yards and 40 yards worth of penalties.


Sims will get a good workout today.  When do the NC game tickets go on sale?  I'm close enough in AZ to drive over to Cali for the game.
 
2013-10-05 01:54:39 PM
That was pretty cool with the little kid in the Nebraska game
 
2013-10-05 01:54:40 PM

Calehedron: rugman11: Krymson Tyde: Alabama 38-0 half

Georgia State has 40 total yards and 40 yards worth of penalties.

Sims will get a good workout today.  When do the NC game tickets go on sale?  I'm close enough in AZ to drive over to Cali for the game.


I'm not gonna get that excited.  Still have to get through LSU and the East champion first.
 
2013-10-05 01:56:07 PM
Dear Maryland,

Your Cinderella story is great and all, but let the big boys play now, okay?

Yours,

Florida State
 
2013-10-05 02:04:09 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
Terps are done
Hopefully CJ Brown can play next week.
 
2013-10-05 02:04:33 PM

rickythepenguin: elguerodiablo: They should do something Ninja Turtle themed.

that's weird......today, we're going to the Tempe Tour de Fat (a hybrid bike and brew fest) and I'm going as Splinter, and my wife and her three friends are teh slutty Ninja Turtles.




I'm a big TMNT fan. Would you have pics of these costumes?
 
2013-10-05 02:28:58 PM
Charlie Weis strategery.
 
2013-10-05 02:43:34 PM
Navy takes the lead in the CINC Cup with a 28-10 win over AFA.
 
2013-10-05 02:45:03 PM
Seminoles are on the war path. This is ugly. I feel so bad for the terps supporters. The score is currently 49-0.
 
2013-10-05 02:47:23 PM

harleyquinnical: Seminoles are on the war path. This is ugly. I feel so bad for the terps supporters. The score is currently 49-0.


So you're saying MD isn't going to cover?

Dammit!

I picked MD +15.5 in my weekly pool.

/Fark made me
 
2013-10-05 02:55:00 PM

rickythepenguin: elguerodiablo: They should do something Ninja Turtle themed.

that's weird......today, we're going to the Tempe Tour de Fat (a hybrid bike and brew fest) and I'm going as Splinter, and my wife and her three friends are teh slutty Ninja Turtles.


that sounds awesome.
 
2013-10-05 02:58:25 PM

Calehedron: ROLL TIDE!


www.sportsunderground.com
 
2013-10-05 03:02:03 PM

Wadded Beef: THEY WILL SHOCK THE WORLD TODAY.


[i280.photobucket.com image 524x382]

(Meaning, they will cover the 38.5 point spread. BOOK IT)


Maybe in the first half.
 
2013-10-05 03:07:08 PM
 
2013-10-05 03:07:11 PM
Bama 45 Georgia Sux 3

Hail Saban!

saturdaydownsouth.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-10-05 03:09:24 PM
Tennessee is embarrassed to be creamsicle colored
 
2013-10-05 03:09:31 PM

elguerodiablo: Bama 45 Georgia Sux 3

Hail Saban!

[saturdaydownsouth.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 610x730]


Uh, are you sure it's wise to walk around in public in Alabama with a shirt like that?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-05 03:12:03 PM
So.. Florida State may be good.
 
2013-10-05 03:12:46 PM
god damn it the vols are wearing ugly.  anything to whore more...

fitsnews.com

/it's bad enough to play like shiat
//do they have to look like shiat too?
 
2013-10-05 03:14:43 PM

A Fark Handle: god damn it the vols are wearing ugly.  anything to whore more...

[fitsnews.com image 200x357]

/it's bad enough to play like shiat
//do they have to look like shiat too?


Your BASE color is ugly as shiat.  This is a step in the right direction
 
2013-10-05 03:15:23 PM

elguerodiablo: Bama 45 Georgia Sux 3

Hail Saban!


And final.
 
2013-10-05 03:17:51 PM

Krymson Tyde: elguerodiablo: Bama 45 Georgia Sux 3

Hail Saban!

And final.


Bummer, they didn't cover.
 
2013-10-05 03:20:29 PM
Florida State 63 Mary-land 0

skate508.files.wordpress.com

Until today I didn't even know you could rape a turtle.
 
2013-10-05 03:22:05 PM

elguerodiablo: Florida State 63 Mary-land 0



Until today I didn't even know you could rape a turtle.


Yes, but the hedgehog can ne'er be buggered
 
2013-10-05 03:23:07 PM

PluckYew: A Fark Handle: god damn it the vols are wearing ugly.  anything to whore more...

[fitsnews.com image 200x357]

/it's bad enough to play like shiat
//do they have to look like shiat too?

Your BASE color is ugly as shiat.  This is a step in the right direction


but how will i hunt on sunday and the pick up the trash roadside monday-friday?

/whoring for money is the wrong direction...
 
2013-10-05 03:23:22 PM

elguerodiablo: Florida State 63 Mary-land 0

[skate508.files.wordpress.com image 445x599]

Until today I didn't even know you could rape a turtle.


Derp Terp
 
2013-10-05 03:24:15 PM
That FSU game made The Accused look like The Notebook.
 
2013-10-05 03:24:24 PM

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Lemme give you a hand here,

Purdue 14          BYE 37
 
2013-10-05 03:26:02 PM

Mart Laar's beard shaver: mitchcumstein1: What in the motherfark was Kansas doing there?

That might have been the worse play ever run in the history of college football.


Was that the fake punt where they had the worlds slowest punter try to get 13 around the edge?  Christ that kid made the Mannings look quick and graceful.
 
2013-10-05 03:26:05 PM
cameroncrazy1984:

I don't watch Alabama?

There are other teams?
 
2013-10-05 03:27:19 PM

rickythepenguin: [www.arizonasports.com image 500x350]


those helmets are TIGHT.

each has an individually painted iridescent flame motif, no two are alike.


I wonder how many of them could spell 'iridescent'.

Or 'motif'.

Or 'two'.
 
2013-10-05 03:27:51 PM

Sliding Carp: ffish: The blog (new window)

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Lemme give you a hand here,

Purdue 14          BYE 37


Hey now. We still have that glorious Indiana State win to look back on.
 
2013-10-05 03:29:57 PM
Alright, game time. Can we get our first 5-0 start since 2004?

Bring it on, Yellow Jackets!

obama.net
 
2013-10-05 03:30:04 PM

ModernPrimitive01: Negligible: And the best news is that Purdue won't lose this weekend!
It's not easy being a boilermaker recently.

Yeah my wife is from West Lafayette so I've been watching them play for a couple of years. You guys need a new coach


Just got one this year.  Current talent is sincere but iffy at best, and mostly banged up since preseason.  It's gonna be a long two or three years.
 
2013-10-05 03:35:00 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-05 03:40:58 PM
such a tennessee start to the game...ugh
 
2013-10-05 03:42:03 PM

Pincy: Wadded Beef: THEY WILL SHOCK THE WORLD TODAY.


[i280.photobucket.com image 524x382]

(Meaning, they will cover the 38.5 point spread. BOOK IT)

Maybe in the first half.


PREPARE TO BE SHOCKED.
 
2013-10-05 03:43:30 PM
Im glad theres less creamsicle to look at today.
 
2013-10-05 03:44:32 PM
FG BULLLLLDAWWWWWGGGGS
 
2013-10-05 03:46:31 PM

mikaloyd: Im glad theres less creamsicle to look at today.


maybe they'll compensate with more rocky top?  i can only hope.

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-05 03:48:55 PM
It sucks that football doesn't start until 8:00 tonight. Talk about some snoozer games.
 
2013-10-05 03:50:04 PM
TD MIAMI

/Duke Johnson is a beast
 
2013-10-05 03:53:24 PM
Go Cuse!
 
2013-10-05 03:59:16 PM
what's the point of tennessee running the spread option if everyone knows the quarterback isn't going to keep it?
 
2013-10-05 04:01:04 PM
fark.  that didn't look good for marshall.
 
2013-10-05 04:01:19 PM
The Golden GroundHogs just ripped off a 9 minute TD drive against the Striped Groundhogs in Ann Arbor (The Whore).

7-7 in dee foist
 
2013-10-05 04:01:38 PM
That shiat hurt
 
2013-10-05 04:02:53 PM

A Fark Handle: fark.  that didn't look good for marshall.


*gulp*
 
2013-10-05 04:04:12 PM
So much for Gurshall.
 
2013-10-05 04:06:09 PM
Star running back goes out?  Got two more waiting
 
2013-10-05 04:07:03 PM
Georgia has the two best injured RBs in the country by far.
 
2013-10-05 04:08:10 PM

A Fark Handle: mikaloyd: Im glad theres less creamsicle to look at today.

maybe they'll compensate with more rocky top?  i can only hope.

[img.fark.net image 600x800]


A Fark Handle: mikaloyd: Im glad theres less creamsicle to look at today.

maybe they'll compensate with more rocky top?  i can only hope.

[img.fark.net image 600x800]


Allow me to retort.

s17.postimg.org
 
2013-10-05 04:08:13 PM
One handed!


i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-05 04:09:07 PM
Amazing catch by Conley for Georgia.
 
2013-10-05 04:12:12 PM
good god cbs/verne leave the poor kid alone.
 
2013-10-05 04:16:56 PM

elguerodiablo: Florida State 63 Mary-land 0

[skate508.files.wordpress.com image 445x599]

Until today I didn't even know you could rape a turtle.


Oh Worcester, how I miss thee

/Go Gators
 
2013-10-05 04:18:13 PM

CipollinaFan: steamingpile: CipollinaFan:

Ugliest uniforms ever and with Oregon out there that is quite a hard feat.

Hello hater that is some nice hateing that you're doing


Hate? On Maryland? No more like just pointing out a fact, they do realize everyone now mocks them for fugly uniforms instead of Oregon, right?
 
2013-10-05 04:21:53 PM
great punt gophers.

/today we are all gophers...
 
2013-10-05 04:22:54 PM
Syracuse offense finally showed up.
 
2013-10-05 04:24:31 PM

steamingpile: CipollinaFan: steamingpile: CipollinaFan:

Ugliest uniforms ever and with Oregon out there that is quite a hard feat.

Hello hater that is some nice hateing that you're doing

Hate? On Maryland? No more like just pointing out a fact, they do realize everyone now mocks them for fugly uniforms instead of Oregon, right?


even with the visual abortion at maryland (under armor whore university), everyone still mocks the visual abortions at nike whore university.
 
2013-10-05 04:25:55 PM
LOL tech is actually winning something
 
2013-10-05 04:32:02 PM

A Fark Handle: steamingpile: CipollinaFan: steamingpile: CipollinaFan:

Ugliest uniforms ever and with Oregon out there that is quite a hard feat.

Hello hater that is some nice hateing that you're doing

Hate? On Maryland? No more like just pointing out a fact, they do realize everyone now mocks them for fugly uniforms instead of Oregon, right?

even with the visual abortion at maryland (under armor whore university), everyone still mocks the visual abortions at nike whore university.


True dat.  You'd think a fark reader would realize just how much mockery the world has to offer.
 
2013-10-05 04:38:58 PM

elguerodiablo: A Fark Handle: steamingpile: CipollinaFan: steamingpile: CipollinaFan:

Ugliest uniforms ever and with Oregon out there that is quite a hard feat.

Hello hater that is some nice hateing that you're doing

Hate? On Maryland? No more like just pointing out a fact, they do realize everyone now mocks them for fugly uniforms instead of Oregon, right?

even with the visual abortion at maryland (under armor whore university), everyone still mocks the visual abortions at nike whore university.

True dat.  You'd think a fark reader would realize just how much mockery the world has to offer.


I just think Maryland blew past them in terms of gaudiness at least that's what most people are saying, but nobody hates on shiatty teams.

Like Maryland.
 
2013-10-05 04:44:31 PM
Very nice, broke the record on 4th down
 
2013-10-05 04:47:11 PM
TouchDOWN
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-05 04:47:43 PM
TD Dawgs...
 
2013-10-05 04:56:59 PM
Field goal for Rice!

Owls 17, Dirty Cheating Hurricanes 10.
 
2013-10-05 04:58:11 PM

bel4sucks: TouchDOWN
[i40.tinypic.com image 350x594]


looks better than Knowshon ever did in #24!
 
2013-10-05 05:03:51 PM
Touchdown, Rice!

24-10
 
2013-10-05 05:06:57 PM
like today isn't bad enough.  farking hobnail boot...
 
2013-10-05 05:16:30 PM

A Fark Handle: good god cbs/verne leave the poor kid alone.


that was/still is pretty ghoulish.
 
2013-10-05 05:17:18 PM

A Fark Handle: like today isn't bad enough.  farking hobnail boot...


That must have hurt.
 
2013-10-05 05:31:00 PM

A Fark Handle: great punt gophers.

/today we are all gophers...

and wildcats...and devils...and hoosiers, LOL @ PSU
 
2013-10-05 05:32:40 PM
The Tennessee coach just gave himself a hemorrhoid yelling like that
 
2013-10-05 05:38:11 PM

bel4sucks: The Tennessee coach just gave himself a hemorrhoid yelling like that


Wonder how many wind sprints he has to run on Monday?  It's his PENALTY!
 
2013-10-05 05:38:59 PM
UT coach drew the unsportsmanlike?......so much for example....but keep it up
 
2013-10-05 05:46:18 PM

Krymson Tyde: A Fark Handle: like today isn't bad enough.  farking hobnail boot...

That must have hurt.


verne's mention was probably karma as for all the times i posted this during random arkansas games.  you know for the lulz...

www.sectalk.com

/tennessee once won a national title.
//i swear.  honest to dog.
 
2013-10-05 05:46:53 PM
Nice to see others have stepped up with Gurley and Marshall out.
 
2013-10-05 05:50:52 PM

A Fark Handle: Krymson Tyde: A Fark Handle: like today isn't bad enough.  farking hobnail boot...

That must have hurt.

verne's mention was probably karma as for all the times i posted this during random arkansas games.  you know for the lulz...



/tennessee once won a national title.
//i swear.  honest to dog.


It seems like I remember that, but all that comes to mind is a huge pumpkin.
 
2013-10-05 05:51:06 PM
Is it just me, or is this thread unusually dead?
 
2013-10-05 05:52:54 PM
The Vols suck
 
2013-10-05 05:53:55 PM
I hope CBS declines to broadcast any more UT games this year.  They've looked awful against Florida and UGA.  They're not a marquee team anymore.

3rd (4th this year) Saturday in October looks to be miserable.

S. Carolina/Mizzou or Vandy/assTomouth looking like better choices that week.

Jesus! Florida/UGA/Ark/Ole Miss have byes that weekend.  LSU has Furman, Auburn hosts FLA Atlantic, and Miss State plays UK on Thursday.
 
2013-10-05 05:54:36 PM

ffish: Is it just me, or is this thread unusually dead?


I'd give it a usual dead
 
2013-10-05 05:56:25 PM

ffish: Is it just me, or is this thread unusually dead?


it's unusually super dead.  i guess michigan fans have checked out for the season.  miami has no fans.  and the noles curb stomped the terps so bad the noles fans were probably embarrassed to say anything.

/holy shiat worley kept it. cats and dogs sleeping together!
 
2013-10-05 05:58:06 PM
TOUCHDOWN TENNESSEE!!!!!

/shots biatches?
//what toe?
///who cares?
 
2013-10-05 05:58:08 PM

ffish: Is it just me, or is this thread unusually dead?


Maybe all the FARK dildo noses who normally holler who the REAL fans are actually decided not to be hypocrites for once and went to football games?
 
2013-10-05 05:59:00 PM

A Fark Handle: TOUCHDOWN TENNESSEE!!!!!

/shots biatches?
//what toe?
///who cares?


Its an outlier
 
2013-10-05 06:00:01 PM
tOSU and the Doh'mers start late today at the jerrah-dome.  Sooners/Frogs have late kick too.

Fark's tOSU contingent will probably be posting later and Wisconsin is off this week.
 
2013-10-05 06:04:27 PM

PluckYew: tOSU and the Doh'mers start late today at the jerrah-dome.


Poorly written...tOSU and the Doh'mers start late today, with ND playing ASU in the Jerrah-Dome.
 
2013-10-05 06:06:17 PM
Dawgs kinda coming undone.
 
2013-10-05 06:08:05 PM
Is Georgia going to get Richt'd again?
 
2013-10-05 06:08:41 PM

elvisaintdead: Dawgs kinda coming undone.


here's to hoping.  fark uga.
 
2013-10-05 06:09:14 PM
Cripes another injury
 
2013-10-05 06:10:15 PM
you gotta be farking kidding me.
this is just stoopid.
 
2013-10-05 06:10:17 PM
What is with the turf at Neyland?
 
2013-10-05 06:12:26 PM

PluckYew: What is with the turf at Neyland?


the general knows the value of landmines?

/this is sad.
//never want to see this sort of thing
 
2013-10-05 06:16:13 PM
WTF Georgia?
 
2013-10-05 06:16:31 PM
We've got a ballgame, folks!
 
2013-10-05 06:17:05 PM
well,  shiat.
 
2013-10-05 06:17:33 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-05 06:17:43 PM
Speaking of Hicks, why hasn't he been running the ball today
 
2013-10-05 06:19:34 PM
Regarding Rocky Top...

s14.postimg.org
 
2013-10-05 06:19:41 PM
TOUCHDOWN TENNESSEE!

/shots!
 
2013-10-05 06:20:59 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOL Go Murray!
 
2013-10-05 06:21:23 PM
MURRAY!!!

Putting the DAWGS on his back!!
 
2013-10-05 06:21:47 PM
I see the plan now, Murray brings them back for Heisman points
 
2013-10-05 06:22:03 PM
Holy fk what a run
 
2013-10-05 06:22:31 PM
Looks like the UGA got their heads back in this game :)
 
2013-10-05 06:22:57 PM
Great playcall. Nice run.
 
2013-10-05 06:24:01 PM
horrible tackling vols...ugh.
 
2013-10-05 06:25:36 PM
TD Bulldogs!
 
2013-10-05 06:25:48 PM

PluckYew: Regarding Rocky Top...

[s14.postimg.org image 640x426]


i2.cdn.turner.com


TOUCHDOWN BULLLDAWGS!
 
2013-10-05 06:25:53 PM
TD Dawgs
 
2013-10-05 06:26:15 PM
Touchdown!
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-05 06:30:48 PM
TD Canes

38-23 with 1:46 left
 
2013-10-05 06:33:26 PM
What the fark was that?
 
2013-10-05 06:33:58 PM
jeebus what a gift for UT.
 
2013-10-05 06:34:16 PM
LOL Vols!
 
2013-10-05 06:35:43 PM
Canes for the Pick 6!
 
2013-10-05 06:35:47 PM

elvisaintdead: jeebus what a gift for UT.


Damn I turned away.  Did they call offsides?
 
2013-10-05 06:35:48 PM

elvisaintdead: jeebus what a gift for UT.


Then the Vols decided to blow a timeout for no reason. Its clownshoe time!
 
2013-10-05 06:36:45 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Canes for the Pick 6!


Well that escalated quickly.  I mean, that got out of hand fast.
 
2013-10-05 06:37:36 PM

rugman11: elvisaintdead: jeebus what a gift for UT.

Damn I turned away.  Did they call offsides?


They called it delay of game on the defense.  7 faked like he was rushing the punt and stomped his foot.

It was Pac-12 quality officiating.
 
2013-10-05 06:37:39 PM
Son of a biatch!
 
2013-10-05 06:38:02 PM

rugman11: elvisaintdead: jeebus what a gift for UT.

Damn I turned away.  Did they call offsides?


fark no, the defense got a delay of game because a player stomped his foot?
 
2013-10-05 06:38:09 PM

mikaloyd: elvisaintdead: jeebus what a gift for UT.

Then the Vols decided to blow a timeout for no reason. Its clownshoe time!


nice vol call,  tho
 
2013-10-05 06:38:11 PM

mikaloyd: elvisaintdead: jeebus what a gift for UT.

Then the Vols decided to blow a timeout for no reason. Its clownshoe time!


go vols go!
 
2013-10-05 06:38:52 PM
Rice stops Tulsa on 4th down again!

Unless something goes horribly wrong, this is going to be a very satisfying win.
 
2013-10-05 06:40:50 PM
TOUCHDOWN TENNESSEE!!

/SHOTS biatchES!!!!!
 
2013-10-05 06:41:49 PM
Remember the good old days when Georgia played defense too?
 
2013-10-05 06:42:00 PM
I thought all of Georgia's injuries were to key OFFENSIVE players.  What happened to the defense?
 
2013-10-05 06:46:48 PM
Georgia punter out with a concussion from the blocked punt?
really? REALLY?
 
2013-10-05 06:47:24 PM

PluckYew: I thought all of Georgia's injuries were to key OFFENSIVE players.  What happened to the defense?


You mean the defense that's giving up 31 points per game?  Or the defense that's given up 20-25 points per game every year since 2006?

Their defense has been kind of crappy for a while.
 
2013-10-05 06:48:11 PM
5 - 0 BABY!!!

cheerleading4ever.com

/awful, awful 1st quarter today but a win is a win. I'll take it!
 
2013-10-05 06:49:48 PM

rugman11: PluckYew: I thought all of Georgia's injuries were to key OFFENSIVE players.  What happened to the defense?

You mean the defense that's giving up 31 points per game?  Or the defense that's given up 20-25 points per game every year since 2006?

Their defense has been kind of crappy for a while.


i thought richt had sacked that guy and then the next guy and then the next guy and the new guy was going to be solid.  so the defense will be great this year, right?
 
2013-10-05 06:54:01 PM
Okie State 33 KState 29 2:24 left
 
2013-10-05 06:55:12 PM
Another dagron in Berkeley, Cougs go up 35-15.
 
2013-10-05 06:55:59 PM

A Fark Handle: rugman11: PluckYew: I thought all of Georgia's injuries were to key OFFENSIVE players.  What happened to the defense?

You mean the defense that's giving up 31 points per game?  Or the defense that's given up 20-25 points per game every year since 2006?

Their defense has been kind of crappy for a while.

i thought richt had sacked that guy and then the next guy and then the next guy and the new guy was going to be solid.  so the defense will be great this year, right?


They are very green and this is the first guys he's had in here to his liking, they will get better but its bad right now. Still better than when Willie was here, you just knew you had no shot.
 
2013-10-05 06:57:08 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Another dagron in Berkeley, Cougs go up 35-15.


No way they can coug it up now
 
2013-10-05 06:57:42 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Another dagron in Berkeley, Cougs go up 35-15.


Cal dagrons it right back, 35-22 WSU - Cal
 
2013-10-05 06:59:32 PM
Jesus.

Oregon and Colorado combine for 52 plays in the first quarter.  29-10 Ducks.
 
2013-10-05 07:01:14 PM
let's go vols!
 
2013-10-05 07:01:52 PM
Another 4th down conversion for Tennessee
 
2013-10-05 07:02:26 PM
I think Im going to throw up watching Georgia let Tennessee go downfield
 
2013-10-05 07:03:12 PM

PluckYew: Another 4th down conversion for Tennessee


USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-10-05 07:03:44 PM
www.inbe.org
 
2013-10-05 07:03:59 PM
Looks like it's gonna be pork for dinner.
 
2013-10-05 07:04:55 PM

A Fark Handle: PluckYew: Another 4th down conversion for Tennessee

USA! USA! USA!


They already lost to Troy.

/Ba-dum kish
 
2013-10-05 07:05:04 PM

ffish: Is it just me, or is this thread unusually dead?


Yeah. I expected about 600 posts, with lots of the usual "Michigan Sux!" trolling our resident Wolverine Tea Party fan, Ze German, but nothing. No one. Nobody.

Booooo-rrrriiiiiiinnnnnngg.

/Has friends over, hasn't watched the game yet.
//M Go Blue!
 
2013-10-05 07:05:33 PM
So they let Tennessee score, there.  Right?
 
2013-10-05 07:06:01 PM
TOUCHDOWN TENNESSEE!!

///SHOTS!!!!
 
2013-10-05 07:08:00 PM
It looks like Worley finally pulled out his balls from under his skirt. Now it's up to the Vols defense.
 
2013-10-05 07:08:07 PM

A Fark Handle: TOUCHDOWN TENNESSEE!!

///SHOTS!!!!


cdn.hiphopwired.com
 
2013-10-05 07:10:17 PM
^ down
 
2013-10-05 07:12:13 PM
Furney field goal makes it 38-22 WSU-Cal.
 
2013-10-05 07:15:36 PM
That's a shiatty call!
 
2013-10-05 07:15:38 PM
weak call...fark it.
 
2013-10-05 07:16:02 PM
They can't hand this game to Georgia any harder.  Jesus.
 
2013-10-05 07:17:35 PM
TD DAWGS!
 
2013-10-05 07:17:45 PM
Damn. Bailed out by SEC refs.
 
2013-10-05 07:17:52 PM

TOUCHDOWN BULLLLDAWGGGGS!

 
2013-10-05 07:18:24 PM
Touchdown to tie it


i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-05 07:18:57 PM
s15.postimg.org
 
2013-10-05 07:19:24 PM

bel4sucks: Touchdown to tie it


Hey, it's the ref who called the interference.
 
2013-10-05 07:20:23 PM

Apik0r0s: Exhibition sport, just like the NFL, engineered and rigged to keep sucking money out of hillbilly pockets.


Have you ever posted anything positive on Fark?

You must be an angry person
 
2013-10-05 07:20:28 PM
DAWGSSSSSSS
 
2013-10-05 07:22:02 PM
Welp, this one hasn't been a snoozer. Damn, Vols.
 
2013-10-05 07:22:06 PM
Bonus football in Knoxville!
 
2013-10-05 07:22:26 PM

Apik0r0s: Exhibition sport, just like the NFL, engineered and rigged to keep sucking money out of hillbilly pockets.


wellbye.jpg
 
2013-10-05 07:22:58 PM

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Hey, it's the ref who called the interference.


If he didn't want to get called for interference, maybe he should have at least attempted to look back for the ball
 
2013-10-05 07:27:06 PM
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 
2013-10-05 07:27:08 PM
Wow
 
2013-10-05 07:27:17 PM
TOUCHBACK!!  Georgia ball!
 
2013-10-05 07:27:22 PM
HE LOST THE BALL
 
2013-10-05 07:27:25 PM
Oh my goodness
 
2013-10-05 07:27:27 PM
no review. no review. no review.

/fark...
 
2013-10-05 07:27:31 PM
TOUCHDOWN!

Rice wins, 30-27!

That's probably going to be the best game of the year.
 
2013-10-05 07:28:01 PM
Nope.
 
2013-10-05 07:28:06 PM
HOW DO YOU FARKING DO THAT?!
 
2013-10-05 07:28:22 PM
That's a fumble out of the endzone.
 
2013-10-05 07:29:21 PM
lulz
 
2013-10-05 07:29:32 PM

Apik0r0s: Suck it Dawgs. The whining of their hateful, hillbilly fanbase is my ambrosia.


Who's whining, you must be imagining things
 
2013-10-05 07:29:37 PM
This will break the Vols spirit. Just kick a field goal Richt
 
2013-10-05 07:29:46 PM

PluckYew: That's a fumble out of the endzone.


you sir are fumbled out of the endzone!
 
2013-10-05 07:29:55 PM
Too bad Vols, great game. How far will Georgia drop?
 
2013-10-05 07:30:08 PM
Take your 57 yard making field goal kicker and get out of Knoxville, Richt!!
 
2013-10-05 07:30:21 PM
WTF! Dont lose yards!
 
2013-10-05 07:31:18 PM

mikaloyd: This will break the Vols spirit. Just kick a field goal Richt


no shiat!!!
 
2013-10-05 07:31:52 PM
Kick it and dont fark up please
 
2013-10-05 07:32:22 PM

mikaloyd: Kick it and dont fark up please


Whole lotta this
 
2013-10-05 07:32:28 PM

A Fark Handle: PluckYew: That's a fumble out of the endzone.

you sir are fumbled out of the endzone!


fark made him
 
2013-10-05 07:32:39 PM

Nick Nostril: Too bad Vols, great game. How far will Georgia drop?


NOT FARKING OVER YET!!

/to hell, that's where uga should drop.
 
2013-10-05 07:33:11 PM
GEORGIA WINS!
 
2013-10-05 07:33:16 PM
That is awful.
 
2013-10-05 07:33:23 PM
It's good!
 
2013-10-05 07:33:41 PM

BULLDAWGS WIN!!! THANK YOU TENNESSEE GOALINE FUMBLER!

 
2013-10-05 07:33:48 PM

Apik0r0s: Suck it Dawgs. The whining of their hateful, hillbilly fanbase is my ambrosia.


How's that ambrosia taste now biatch?
 
2013-10-05 07:34:01 PM
Vols, I am disappoint.
 
2013-10-05 07:34:03 PM
Great game Vols...
 
2013-10-05 07:34:15 PM
Georgia 27 + Refs 7 - 31 Tennessee

What a farking job.  I can't wait for the tears when they end up choking like they do every year.
 
2013-10-05 07:34:28 PM
Sooo close to an upset. Nice try Vols.
 
2013-10-05 07:35:31 PM
ugh...
 
2013-10-05 07:35:33 PM

Unoriginal_Username: Great game Vols...


QFT

I despise Tennessee football but that was a great comeback.
 
2013-10-05 07:36:09 PM
LOL at all the haters that came out from hiding near the end of the game
 
2013-10-05 07:36:50 PM
UGA survives....work on that D will ya Richt?!?
 
2013-10-05 07:37:13 PM
Furney FG good, and then CAL FUMBLES THE KICK OFF! 41-22 WSU, with the ball deep in Cal territorgy
 
2013-10-05 07:37:17 PM

Unoriginal_Username: Great game Vols...


True dat. They played well above anybodys expectations
 
2013-10-05 07:37:18 PM

Sargun: Georgia 27 + Refs 7 - 31 Tennessee

What a farking job.  I can't wait for the tears when they end up choking like they do every year.


Its amazing the hate for them, and they already choked by losing to the lesser Carolina team.

What's going to suck is there will he 3-4 teams left undefeated and sad to say Georgia is better than 2-3 of them but Oscar Meyer has guaranteed his team is undefeated with the softest schedule outside of a MWC team.
 
2013-10-05 07:37:38 PM
NBC: "No team has ever won back-to-back games against USC and Notre Dame."

I guess that would mean something if they gave some context like... out of how many times? And of those, what teams actually scheduled that?
 
2013-10-05 07:37:39 PM
Wow and CBS trolls by making the fumble the Play of the Game.
 
2013-10-05 07:37:43 PM

bel4sucks: LOL at all the haters that came out from hiding near the end of the game


lol....but the dead thread went away.....
 
2013-10-05 07:38:31 PM
Notre Dame needs to be penalized for those ugly helmets.
 
2013-10-05 07:38:34 PM

Hillbilly Jim: Wow and CBS trolls by making the fumble the Play of the Game.


yeah, that was beautiful
 
2013-10-05 07:38:36 PM
Just showed the fumble. Howard knew right away.
 
2013-10-05 07:39:22 PM

Unoriginal_Username: Great game Vols...


yup. give butch and Co. a couple of more years....
 
2013-10-05 07:39:36 PM
WOW Mizzou just Oregon'd the Vanderbilt D.  1:17 gone

TD Tigers
 
2013-10-05 07:40:31 PM

elvisaintdead: Unoriginal_Username: Great game Vols...

yup. give butch and Co. a couple of more years....


yeah, the next meeting is going to be even more physical.
 
2013-10-05 07:41:00 PM

bel4sucks: LOL at all the haters that came out from hiding near the end of the game


don't worry i was hating farking uga from the beginning.  fark uga.
 
2013-10-05 07:41:11 PM

Apik0r0s: It tastes like burning. Great, now I get to listen to hillbillies with UGA logoed trucks, who never attended any college, crow about how their team winning means that hill people are the best. For a week at least. :(


If you're so miserable why don't you do us all a favor?
 
2013-10-05 07:41:43 PM

Apik0r0s: It tastes like burning. Great, now I get to listen to hillbillies with UGA logoed trucks, who never attended any college, crow about how their team winning means that hill people are the best. For a week at least. :(


Yeah most Georgia fans we know don't talk shiat, we aren't bama fans
 
2013-10-05 07:42:14 PM

Cheesehead_Dave: Notre Dame needs to be penalized for those ugly helmets.


ASU got some new helmets just for this week... looks like someone spewed Velveeta all over their goddamn heads.


/This will get the recruits, for sure!
///Go Devils
 
2013-10-05 07:43:16 PM
Notre Dame is the home team.  Why the white uni's?
 
2013-10-05 07:43:36 PM

A Fark Handle: bel4sucks: LOL at all the haters that came out from hiding near the end of the game

don't worry i was hating farking uga from the beginning.  fark uga.


We appreciate your hate though its a healthy hate/respect type thing just like us to you but we still love to beat ya.

I do hate that they have a competent coach now, but the gravy train couldn't last forever.
 
2013-10-05 07:44:22 PM

mephisto6: NBC: "No team has ever won back-to-back games against USC and Notre Dame."

I guess that would mean something if they gave some context like... out of how many times? And of those, what teams actually scheduled that?


That's like my fun stat of "Oregon has never beaten an SEC team that finished with a winning record."  I don't say that they've only played maybe 12 ever, but it's still a fun no-context stat to throw out and piss off Oregon fans.
 
2013-10-05 07:45:06 PM
Damn, they burned that blitz. Nice play
 
2013-10-05 07:46:01 PM

rugman11: mephisto6: NBC: "No team has ever won back-to-back games against USC and Notre Dame."

I guess that would mean something if they gave some context like... out of how many times? And of those, what teams actually scheduled that?

That's like my fun stat of "Oregon has never beaten an SEC team that finished with a winning record."  I don't say that they've only played maybe 12 ever, but it's still a fun no-context stat to throw out and piss off Oregon fans.


I have zero sympathy for Oregon fans after this

s8.postimg.org
 
2013-10-05 07:46:44 PM

A Fark Handle: don't worry i was hating farking uga from the beginning.  fark uga.


Hell no man you're the only Vols fan I saw show up.  Get another one.
 
2013-10-05 07:47:07 PM

PluckYew: Notre Dame is the home team.  Why the white uni's?


Because $
 
2013-10-05 07:48:52 PM

Apik0r0s: It tastes like burning. Great, now I get to listen to hillbillies with UGA logoed trucks, who never attended any college, crow about how their team winning means that hill people are the best. For a week at least. :(


wow, most people try to hide their ignorance....
 
2013-10-05 07:50:05 PM
Norter Dame trying to out-Oregon Oregon with them uniforms/helmets. Yikes.
 
2013-10-05 07:51:07 PM

PluckYew: Notre Dame is the home team.  Why the white uni's?


corporate whores are whore.  we have competing visual abortions in this game.  i guess we could wish for a nuke it from space moment.
 
2013-10-05 07:52:07 PM

Nick Nostril: Norter Dame trying to out-Oregon Oregon with them uniforms/helmets. Yikes.


Much as I hate to admit it, Oregon's uniforms are a plus in recruiting.

/weeps for the future
 
2013-10-05 07:52:32 PM
Looked like something I would have kicked. Damn ND.
 
2013-10-05 07:53:16 PM

PluckYew: rugman11: mephisto6: NBC: "No team has ever won back-to-back games against USC and Notre Dame."

I guess that would mean something if they gave some context like... out of how many times? And of those, what teams actually scheduled that?

That's like my fun stat of "Oregon has never beaten an SEC team that finished with a winning record."  I don't say that they've only played maybe 12 ever, but it's still a fun no-context stat to throw out and piss off Oregon fans.

I have zero sympathy for Oregon fans after this

[s8.postimg.org image 480x480]


Uh, maybe I'm missing the outrage over that shirt?

It was the school's first ever undefeated regular season and their first trip to the national championship. I thinks it's something worthy of celebrating considering how bad they used to be just 20 years ago. If that happened to my alma mater, I'm sure we'd be printing the same shirts.
 
2013-10-05 07:53:26 PM

Nick Nostril: Norter Dame trying to out-Oregon Oregon with them uniforms/helmets. Yikes.


unfortunately everyone has turned into a corporate whore...yikes for life.
 
2013-10-05 07:55:01 PM

A Fark Handle: PluckYew: Notre Dame is the home team.  Why the white uni's?

corporate whores are whore.  we have competing visual abortions in this game.  i guess we could wish for a nuke it from space moment.


Pretty much. I liked it when Ducks went off the rails because it was like Daffy Duck hopping up and down going "Look! Look! Look look look look!"  And they're pretty good too, so I actually liked it.

Now everyone's going full retard with it... meh.

Anyway, nice stop Devils
 
2013-10-05 07:55:33 PM

PluckYew: Nick Nostril: Norter Dame trying to out-Oregon Oregon with them uniforms/helmets. Yikes.

Much as I hate to admit it, Oregon's uniforms are a plus in recruiting.

/weeps for the future


No accounting for taste I guess.
 
2013-10-05 07:57:00 PM

kilgorn: Apik0r0s: It tastes like burning. Great, now I get to listen to hillbillies with UGA logoed trucks, who never attended any college, crow about how their team winning means that hill people are the best. For a week at least. :(

wow, most people try to hide their ignorance....


Yeah most trucks I see have auburn stickers and the loudest talkers are Florida or OSU fans
 
2013-10-05 07:57:22 PM
Gators finally score a FG, but still down by 4 to some pigs from Arkansas.
 
2013-10-05 07:57:41 PM
How do these punters not rip their nutsack in half kicking their leg that high?
 
2013-10-05 07:58:01 PM

mephisto6: A Fark Handle: PluckYew: Notre Dame is the home team.  Why the white uni's?

corporate whores are whore.  we have competing visual abortions in this game.  i guess we could wish for a nuke it from space moment.

Pretty much. I liked it when Ducks went off the rails because it was like Daffy Duck hopping up and down going "Look! Look! Look look look look!"  And they're pretty good too, so I actually liked it.

Now everyone's going full retard with it... meh.

Anyway, nice stop Devils


Not Alabama, Georgia, Florida, or LSU.  I guess if you win you don't need uniform gimmicks.
 
2013-10-05 07:58:48 PM
Final, WSU 44, Cal 22.

Cougs now 4-2, needing two wins out of the last six to become bowl-eligible. Difficulty: those games include Oregon, Washington, Arizona, and Arizona State, as well as games versus Utah and Oregon State.
 
2013-10-05 07:59:12 PM

steamingpile: kilgorn: Apik0r0s: It tastes like burning. Great, now I get to listen to hillbillies with UGA logoed trucks, who never attended any college, crow about how their team winning means that hill people are the best. For a week at least. :(

wow, most people try to hide their ignorance....

Yeah most trucks I see have auburn stickers and the loudest talkers are Florida or OSU fans


Agreed. Oklahoma State fans are the worst.
 
2013-10-05 07:59:12 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: PluckYew: rugman11: mephisto6: NBC: "No team has ever won back-to-back games against USC and Notre Dame."

I guess that would mean something if they gave some context like... out of how many times? And of those, what teams actually scheduled that?

That's like my fun stat of "Oregon has never beaten an SEC team that finished with a winning record."  I don't say that they've only played maybe 12 ever, but it's still a fun no-context stat to throw out and piss off Oregon fans.

I have zero sympathy for Oregon fans after this

[s8.postimg.org image 480x480]

Uh, maybe I'm missing the outrage over that shirt?

It was the school's first ever undefeated regular season and their first trip to the national championship. I thinks it's something worthy of celebrating considering how bad they used to be just 20 years ago. If that happened to my alma mater, I'm sure we'd be printing the same shirts.


No because you're ignoring you lost, at best even sec teams would just be printing sec champs T-shirts, those show contempt for the fact they lost the NCG and were held under 40.
 
2013-10-05 08:00:13 PM

PluckYew: mephisto6: A Fark Handle: PluckYew: Notre Dame is the home team.  Why the white uni's?

corporate whores are whore.  we have competing visual abortions in this game.  i guess we could wish for a nuke it from space moment.

Pretty much. I liked it when Ducks went off the rails because it was like Daffy Duck hopping up and down going "Look! Look! Look look look look!"  And they're pretty good too, so I actually liked it.

Now everyone's going full retard with it... meh.

Anyway, nice stop Devils

Not Alabama, Georgia, Florida, or LSU.  I guess if you win you don't need uniform gimmicks.


cdn2.sbnation.com

Ahem.
 
2013-10-05 08:00:20 PM
Missouri showing they learned to win against their NC cupcakes.  17-0 midway through 1st.

This was NOT the week to start the game asleep Vandy.
 
2013-10-05 08:00:51 PM

Nick Nostril: steamingpile: kilgorn: Apik0r0s: It tastes like burning. Great, now I get to listen to hillbillies with UGA logoed trucks, who never attended any college, crow about how their team winning means that hill people are the best. For a week at least. :(

wow, most people try to hide their ignorance....

Yeah most trucks I see have auburn stickers and the loudest talkers are Florida or OSU fans

Agreed. Oklahoma State fans are the worst.


I see what you're trying to do but you know who I mean!!!
 
2013-10-05 08:00:53 PM

PluckYew: Now everyone's going full retard with it... meh.

Anyway, nice stop Devils

Not Alabama, Georgia, Florida, or LSU. I guess if you win you don't need uniform gimmicks.


Yeah "everyone" was the wrong word. It's spreading, though. Winning or not.
 
2013-10-05 08:03:10 PM
imageshack.us

Let's get it ON!
 
2013-10-05 08:04:08 PM
GATORS PICK SIX!
 
2013-10-05 08:04:55 PM

steamingpile: Nick Nostril: steamingpile: kilgorn: Apik0r0s: It tastes like burning. Great, now I get to listen to hillbillies with UGA logoed trucks, who never attended any college, crow about how their team winning means that hill people are the best. For a week at least. :(

wow, most people try to hide their ignorance....

Yeah most trucks I see have auburn stickers and the loudest talkers are Florida or OSU fans

Agreed. Oklahoma State fans are the worst.

I see what you're trying to do but you know who I mean!!!


Indeed. But comparing tOSU to Floriduh in any way just turns my stomach. I mean, fark Floriduh... hard.

/ we are enjoying their coach though
 
2013-10-05 08:09:51 PM

Nick Nostril: steamingpile: Nick Nostril: steamingpile: kilgorn: Apik0r0s: It tastes like burning. Great, now I get to listen to hillbillies with UGA logoed trucks, who never attended any college, crow about how their team winning means that hill people are the best. For a week at least. :(

wow, most people try to hide their ignorance....

Yeah most trucks I see have auburn stickers and the loudest talkers are Florida or OSU fans

Agreed. Oklahoma State fans are the worst.

I see what you're trying to do but you know who I mean!!!

Indeed. But comparing tOSU to Floriduh in any way just turns my stomach. I mean, fark Floriduh... hard.

/ we are enjoying their coach though


You should, he was a master of putting together cupcake schedules, it's real easy now that most of big10 is a cupcake!!!

I do hate Oklahoma teams as well though, fans of both teams suck.
 
2013-10-05 08:11:28 PM
Oh god, Eminem is giving my TV a seizure again.
 
2013-10-05 08:11:49 PM
I guess it's okay to have Herbstreit call tOSU with Mushberger since Mush went to Northwestern.

Anybody remember who Corso picked?
 
2013-10-05 08:11:56 PM
Wow. That white, illiterate kid sure likes to talk with his hands. What the fark is that?
 
2013-10-05 08:12:49 PM

steamingpile: Nick Nostril: steamingpile: Nick Nostril: steamingpile: kilgorn: Apik0r0s: It tastes like burning. Great, now I get to listen to hillbillies with UGA logoed trucks, who never attended any college, crow about how their team winning means that hill people are the best. For a week at least. :(

wow, most people try to hide their ignorance....

Yeah most trucks I see have auburn stickers and the loudest talkers are Florida or OSU fans

Agreed. Oklahoma State fans are the worst.

I see what you're trying to do but you know who I mean!!!

Indeed. But comparing tOSU to Floriduh in any way just turns my stomach. I mean, fark Floriduh... hard.

/ we are enjoying their coach though

You should, he was a master of putting together cupcake schedules, it's real easy now that most of big10 is a cupcake!!!

I do hate Oklahoma teams as well though, fans of both teams suck.


We can't all play in the semi-pro SEC.
 
2013-10-05 08:14:00 PM
Notre Dame's helmets look fabulous.

NTTAWWT
 
2013-10-05 08:14:08 PM

Nick Nostril: steamingpile: Nick Nostril: steamingpile: Nick Nostril: steamingpile: kilgorn: Apik0r0s: It tastes like burning. Great, now I get to listen to hillbillies with UGA logoed trucks, who never attended any college, crow about how their team winning means that hill people are the best. For a week at least. :(

wow, most people try to hide their ignorance....

Yeah most trucks I see have auburn stickers and the loudest talkers are Florida or OSU fans

Agreed. Oklahoma State fans are the worst.

I see what you're trying to do but you know who I mean!!!

Indeed. But comparing tOSU to Floriduh in any way just turns my stomach. I mean, fark Floriduh... hard.

/ we are enjoying their coach though

You should, he was a master of putting together cupcake schedules, it's real easy now that most of big10 is a cupcake!!!

I do hate Oklahoma teams as well though, fans of both teams suck.

We can't all play in the semi-pro SEC.


I never say that I just hate their fans, I know the teams are decent though, at least better than Miss state.
 
2013-10-05 08:16:53 PM
Oh, look, Oregon scored again. Shocking.
 
2013-10-05 08:18:59 PM

Nick Nostril: Wow. That white, illiterate kid sure likes to talk with his hands. What the fark is that?


You mean Kelly? It's how they call their plays without sending a runner. It looks weird at first, but then...
no actually it pretty much always looks weird.
 
2013-10-05 08:19:21 PM
WVU 7, Baylor 7; 3 minutes in.

Here we go again.
 
2013-10-05 08:20:08 PM
Sundevils take a 3-0 lead over Notre Dame.  It's only the 2nd quarter.
 
2013-10-05 08:22:16 PM

harleyquinnical: Sundevils take a 3-0 lead over Notre Dame.  It's only the 2nd quarter.


Dammit I knew I shoulda taken the over
 
2013-10-05 08:23:26 PM

mephisto6: Nick Nostril: Wow. That white, illiterate kid sure likes to talk with his hands. What the fark is that?

You mean Kelly? It's how they call their plays without sending a runner. It looks weird at first, but then...
no actually it pretty much always looks weird.


Eminem in the ABC opening.
 
2013-10-05 08:24:47 PM
Ah...
 
2013-10-05 08:25:57 PM
Holy crap what a throw while being nailed by Sutton
 
2013-10-05 08:29:02 PM
TD Vanderbilt.

20-7 Mizzou  11:04 left in 1st half
 
2013-10-05 08:29:05 PM
Wow... Talk about blatant make-up call. That is beyond rediculous
 
2013-10-05 08:29:33 PM
Gators for the TD. Lead AR piggies 17-7.
 
2013-10-05 08:32:11 PM
LOL. Piggy returner fumbles kick-off out of bounds at his own 8.
 
2013-10-05 08:32:11 PM
Touchdown smart kids!

7-3 Northwestern

8:00 left in 1st
 
2013-10-05 08:32:14 PM
suck urban!  suck ohio state!

/today we are all wildcats
 
2013-10-05 08:32:54 PM

A Fark Handle: suck urban!  suck ohio state!

/today we are all wildcats


And Devils
 
2013-10-05 08:32:59 PM
Wow, NDs helmet look awful.
 
2013-10-05 08:34:20 PM
Oregon 57, Colorado 16. Mariota has 7 touchdowns so far (5 passing, 2 rushing).
 
2013-10-05 08:35:22 PM

Olfin Bedwere: Oregon 57, Colorado 16. Mariota has 7 touchdowns so far (5 passing, 2 rushing).


why is he still playing?  Padding heisman stats?  Will the voters recognize that he's good and not just a 'system' QB?
 
2013-10-05 08:37:08 PM
Who barfed on ASU's helmets?
 
2013-10-05 08:37:25 PM

PluckYew: Olfin Bedwere: Oregon 57, Colorado 16. Mariota has 7 touchdowns so far (5 passing, 2 rushing).

why is he still playing?  Padding heisman stats?  Will the voters recognize that he's good and not just a 'system' QB?


They'll probably yank him pretty soon. The third quarter is almost over.
 
2013-10-05 08:37:46 PM

seelorq: Who barfed on ASU's helmets?


Nike.

(rimshot)
 
2013-10-05 08:38:50 PM

seelorq: Who barfed on ASU's helmets?


They're supposed to be flames, apparently.

I guess they're purposely playing up the latter half of their nickname since they're playing against the Catholics.
 
2013-10-05 08:39:12 PM

seelorq: Who barfed on ASU's helmets?


I had too many grilled cheese with bacon & topped it with a wine cooler, sorry.

Alright ASU, get your groove on...
 
2013-10-05 08:39:46 PM
ASU putting together a nice drive against the Leprechauns
 
2013-10-05 08:40:17 PM
Mizzou strikes again 27-7 8:15 left in 1st half.
 
2013-10-05 08:40:55 PM

seelorq: Who barfed on ASU's helmets?


KRAFT
 
2013-10-05 08:41:55 PM
21-7, Baylor over WV
/sic em!
 
2013-10-05 08:42:17 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: seelorq: Who barfed on ASU's helmets?

They're supposed to be flames, apparently.

I guess they're purposely playing up the latter half of their nickname since they're playing against the Catholics.


So they are trolling Our Lady? That's kinda hilarious.
 
2013-10-05 08:43:08 PM

seelorq: the_vegetarian_cannibal: seelorq: Who barfed on ASU's helmets?

They're supposed to be flames, apparently.

I guess they're purposely playing up the latter half of their nickname since they're playing against the Catholics.

So they are trolling Our Lady? That's kinda hilarious.


Bunch of western heathens
 
2013-10-05 08:43:11 PM

seelorq: Who barfed on ASU's helmets?


They were custom painted by Mustard Man
 
2013-10-05 08:43:20 PM
Ahhh... the old "leg cramp timeout".
C'mon now.
 
2013-10-05 08:43:29 PM
Well, that was ugly.
 
2013-10-05 08:43:35 PM
Damn. Unexpected tOSU touchdown.
 
2013-10-05 08:43:38 PM
Correction: 27-7...

Holy crap
 
2013-10-05 08:44:08 PM
It's okay to kill the punter, as long as you get to the ball.
 
2013-10-05 08:44:50 PM

PluckYew: Mizzou strikes again 27-7 8:15 left in 1st half.


So nice that everyone gets to beat up on vandy
 
2013-10-05 08:45:08 PM
Ah sh*t, my bad... I hope the kid is ok.
 
2013-10-05 08:45:57 PM

PluckYew: It's okay to kill the punter, as long as you get to the ball.


Pobre, pobre punter.
 
2013-10-05 08:46:35 PM

mephisto6: Ahhh... the old "leg cramp timeout".
C'mon now.


yeah, it was a leg cramp
 
2013-10-05 08:47:39 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: mephisto6: Ahhh... the old "leg cramp timeout".
C'mon now.

yeah, it was a leg cramp


roll up, Jimi.
 
2013-10-05 08:47:51 PM
The power of Rockne compels you!!
 
2013-10-05 08:49:04 PM
Devils 6, Shamrocks 0
 
2013-10-05 08:49:24 PM
Debils fg GOOD. 6-0
 
2013-10-05 08:49:50 PM
C'mon Devils, get a TD please.
 
2013-10-05 08:49:57 PM
Wow... 3rd and one from the 1 and they roll out 15 yards deep.
Cute!

6 - 0 Devils
 
2013-10-05 08:52:20 PM
Missou TD called back due to penalty.  Whew!
 
2013-10-05 08:55:01 PM
Apparently tOSU is allowed to go for the punter's foot, leg, waist, torso....
 
2013-10-05 08:55:02 PM
Another Missou FG.

30-7 about 2mins to go in 1st half.

was almost 34.
 
2013-10-05 08:55:51 PM
That was a clutch 3rd down conversion. Irish at the ASU 20
 
2013-10-05 08:56:02 PM
Buckeyes are going to have to score on every possession to win this. Neither teams D is very good.
 
2013-10-05 08:56:28 PM

ffish: Apparently tOSU is allowed to go for the punter's foot, leg, waist, torso....


...if you get the ball, the punter is just as fair game as anyone else.  It's been in the rulebook for many, many years. But it is nice to know it's a bad rule when tOSU utilizes it.
 
2013-10-05 08:56:35 PM
and 6
 
2013-10-05 08:57:01 PM
Catholics exorcise AZ, take lead.
 
2013-10-05 08:57:54 PM

ffish: Apparently tOSU is allowed to go for the punter's foot, leg, waist, torso....


Have they changed the rules this year on punting? You get the ball, the punter is fair game is what I remember.
 
2013-10-05 08:58:41 PM

IlGreven: ffish: Apparently tOSU is allowed to go for the punter's foot, leg, waist, torso....

...if you get the ball, the punter is just as fair game as anyone else.  It's been in the rulebook for many, many years. But it is nice to know it's a bad rule when tOSU utilizes it.


Yeah, but you have to get the ball first, not the guy's leg.
 
2013-10-05 09:00:10 PM

seelorq: Catholics exorcise AZ, take lead.


LOL :)
 
2013-10-05 09:00:10 PM

Nick Nostril: ffish: Apparently tOSU is allowed to go for the punter's foot, leg, waist, torso....

Have they changed the rules this year on punting? You get the ball, the punter is fair game is what I remember.


No, the rule is the same.  My earlier comment was due to the NW punter being completely flipped over.  It was legal and tOSU scored on the play.  I'm surprised he didn't say f*ck this!
 
2013-10-05 09:00:27 PM

mitchcumstein1: rickythepenguin: [www.arizonasports.com image 500x350]


those helmets are TIGHT.

each has an individually painted iridescent flame motif, no two are alike.

[imageshack.us image 640x640]

I don't know, angry Jayhawk.


He's certainly got plenty to be angry about.
 
2013-10-05 09:01:25 PM
Vandy can't hold the ball, Universitah of Missourah- Columbiuh gets the bawl back.
 
2013-10-05 09:02:15 PM

Marine1: Vandy can't hold the ball, Universitah of Missourah- Columbiuh gets the bawl back.


Game is ugly from my perspective.
 
2013-10-05 09:03:49 PM
Nice fourth down play asu
 
2013-10-05 09:04:00 PM
Gators agree with the old Romanian adage that pork is the best chicken. Lead Razorbacks 24-7.
 
2013-10-05 09:04:08 PM
Devils re-posses Jerrah dome!!
 
2013-10-05 09:04:20 PM
TD Solar Unholy Ones.
 
2013-10-05 09:04:24 PM
Wow... i'm surprised Devils went for home run on 3rd and 4. The quick passes and running game is working so we...


Never mind. Touchdown ASU
 
2013-10-05 09:04:36 PM
Oh FFS ND!!!
 
2013-10-05 09:05:33 PM
Don't ask me why it's so, I just know that I absolutely hate it when ND wears green.  They just flat out do not have luck wearing it.

And I don't care what the bloggers say, I love the hellfire helmets ASU's got.
 
2013-10-05 09:05:44 PM
Baylor whip that hillbilly ass.
 
2013-10-05 09:06:00 PM
NOT a DELAY you Sh*tty NDBC announcers!!

Ref has to see the zero before he can call delay.  Snap was in progress.  Doh'mer homers.
 
2013-10-05 09:06:10 PM
Halftime in Nashville, Missouri scoring only two points less in 30 minutes of play than Kansas did all day.
 
2013-10-05 09:06:36 PM

seelorq: Gators agree with the old Romanian adage that pork is the best chicken. Lead Razorbacks 24-7.


Nice. Florida teams are representing today.

Even USF finally decided that they wanted to field a football team 1 month into the season.
 
2013-10-05 09:08:26 PM
Not textbook catching technique there by the ASU player. Reach for the ball!
 
2013-10-05 09:08:30 PM
I was at Neyland today.

When they showed the review, I was the only one in my section to stand up and scream.
 
2013-10-05 09:08:39 PM
Sonnuvah..... gah!

Dude you're still running if you catch that
 
2013-10-05 09:08:45 PM
Whoa! Brian Kelly, do you take confession with that mouth
 
2013-10-05 09:09:51 PM

PluckYew: Whoa! Brian Kelly, do you take confession with that mouth


Among other things.

j/k
 
2013-10-05 09:09:53 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: seelorq: Gators agree with the old Romanian adage that pork is the best chicken. Lead Razorbacks 24-7.

Nice. Florida teams are representing today.

Even USF finally decided that they wanted to field a football team 1 month into the season.


So if USF lost to McNeese State by 32 points and Cincinnati loses to USF by 20, how many hundreds of points will Louisville have to beat either by in order for it to be considered a decent win?
 
2013-10-05 09:10:16 PM
ND still playing smart on the ASU blitz
 
2013-10-05 09:11:12 PM

rugman11: the_vegetarian_cannibal: seelorq: Gators agree with the old Romanian adage that pork is the best chicken. Lead Razorbacks 24-7.

Nice. Florida teams are representing today.

Even USF finally decided that they wanted to field a football team 1 month into the season.

So if USF lost to McNeese State by 32 points and Cincinnati loses to USF by 20, how many hundreds of points will Louisville have to beat either by in order for it to be considered a decent win?


If they get above 7 this year, the polls are more of a sham than usual
 
2013-10-05 09:11:24 PM

PluckYew: Whoa! Brian Kelly, do you take confession with that mouth


mgoblog.com

FARK YOU!!!
 
2013-10-05 09:12:36 PM

PluckYew: Whoa! Brian Kelly, do you take confession communion with that mouth


Sorry, not up to date on my mumbo jumbo
 
2013-10-05 09:13:59 PM
freaking impressive drive by Notre Dame with time running out in the 2nd.

You know how everyone says "why play prevent?"
 
2013-10-05 09:14:00 PM
LSU's defense looks like its gone full retard.

/ you never go full retard
 
2013-10-05 09:14:25 PM
This Siemian kid is getting his throws out faster than Brandon Weeden.  But that's not so hard...
 
2013-10-05 09:14:33 PM
Yes! TD ND!
 
2013-10-05 09:14:50 PM
My Bucks are in real trouble. Their secondary couldn't cover nor tackle my grandmother. Offense still hasn't put 6 on the board.

They don't put 6 on the board every possession, NW will win by 21.
 
2013-10-05 09:15:04 PM
ASU blitzes every play... it's just a matter of which safety or LB.
They just got cooked for it
 
2013-10-05 09:15:18 PM
TD Doh'mers

13-14 Mackerel Snappers
 
2013-10-05 09:17:02 PM
TD Drunks.
 
2013-10-05 09:17:58 PM

SaprolingToken: LSU's defense looks like its gone full retard.

/ you never go full retard


It's not full retard.

It's all part of Les Miles' mad genius.
 
2013-10-05 09:18:03 PM

PluckYew: Marine1: Vandy can't hold the ball, Universitah of Missourah- Columbiuh gets the bawl back.

Game is ugly from my perspective.


Mizzou's not tackling as well as I'd like them to, which has been a problem all season. Whole game is a little more physical than it should be, but well... it's football.
 
2013-10-05 09:18:58 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-05 09:19:06 PM
3 is a victory for the D's in the redzone tonight. NW is 2-0, tOSU is 1-2.
 
2013-10-05 09:19:09 PM

bulldg4life: I was at Neyland today.

When they showed the review, I was the only one in my section to stand up and scream.


Lol, did you slowly look around and sit back down? Wish I could have seen it but I'm stuck in a car driving to Savannah.
 
2013-10-05 09:20:16 PM
The "pedal to the metal" all the time no matter what got the AZ fans attention, but you can't go full retard with that stuff, Graham. Notre Dame's playing smart ball.

Devils typically bring it harder in the 2nd half though... this should be good :)
 
2013-10-05 09:20:30 PM

ffish: IlGreven: ffish: Apparently tOSU is allowed to go for the punter's foot, leg, waist, torso....

...if you get the ball, the punter is just as fair game as anyone else.  It's been in the rulebook for many, many years. But it is nice to know it's a bad rule when tOSU utilizes it.

Yeah, but you have to get the ball first, not the guy's leg.


It's like a tipped pass. Once that happens, everyone's fair game, as long as you don't go for the head or something.
 
2013-10-05 09:21:44 PM
I have a new idea for betting on football: how long (in minutes, drives, plays, whatever metric you prefer) it takes, in each game, for Mizzou to either beat or double Kansas' point totals when they play before the Tigers do.
 
2013-10-05 09:22:29 PM
Sorry Mush, the JEST will not be interesting this year.  I remember when MNF always had good teams.
 
2013-10-05 09:24:14 PM
tOSU fake punt.

FAIL!!!
 
2013-10-05 09:25:00 PM
Un goddamn believable. It's shiat like that that gets people thinking sports are rigged.
 
2013-10-05 09:25:28 PM
And that is where Urban Meyer officially lost his first game as tOSU coach.
 
2013-10-05 09:25:35 PM

SaprolingToken: LSU's defense looks like its gone full retard.

/ you never go full retard


Yeah this game makes UGA's win look less impressive IMO. Sucks but at least they won against a ranked team for once.
 
2013-10-05 09:25:58 PM
GO WILDCATS! 
(The purple ones. Not the Spurrier fodder.)
 
2013-10-05 09:26:00 PM
Are you kidding me?  Fake from the 25?  Urban, what were you thinking?  BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2013-10-05 09:26:18 PM

PluckYew: tOSU fake punt.

FAIL!!!


lol aww man...who's carrying that I gotta punch it up
 
2013-10-05 09:28:06 PM

bionicjoe: GO WILDCATS! 
(The purple ones. Not the Spurrier fodder.)


What about rich rod's?
 
2013-10-05 09:28:14 PM
About to be 42-7 Baylor. It's a beatin'.
 
2013-10-05 09:29:08 PM

IlGreven: And that is where Urban Meyer officially lost his first game as tOSU coach.


You guys sure like to whine.  You don't need the SEC to biatch about.  Christ, It's still the 1st half.
 
2013-10-05 09:29:28 PM
how many ohio state games does kirk get to do per year?

/seems a little strange.
 
2013-10-05 09:29:30 PM
Edward Rooney Dean of Students: About to be 42-7 Baylor. It's a beatinpaddling.

static.comicvine.com
 
2013-10-05 09:30:37 PM
And Vanderbilt scores on the 1st drive in the 2nd half.  30-14 Mizzou.
 
2013-10-05 09:31:44 PM
Take a knee Urban and regroup. Gotta do something. The suck smell is overwhelming.
 
2013-10-05 09:31:58 PM

eddievercetti: Edward Rooney Dean of Students: About to be 42-7 Baylor. It's a beatinpaddling.


Also that.
 
2013-10-05 09:33:51 PM
It's like Missouri has 13 guys on offense.  There's always space for their playmakers.
 
2013-10-05 09:34:11 PM

eddievercetti: Edward Rooney Dean of Students: About to be 42-7 Baylor. It's a beatinpaddling.

[static.comicvine.com image 500x361]


imageshack.us
 
2013-10-05 09:34:14 PM
Mizzou keeps cashing in first downs. Good thing, too, because the defense is leaking like a sieve.
 
2013-10-05 09:34:32 PM

Marine1: mitchcumstein1: rickythepenguin: [www.arizonasports.com image 500x350]


those helmets are TIGHT.

each has an individually painted iridescent flame motif, no two are alike.

[imageshack.us image 640x640]

I don't know, angry Jayhawk.

He's certainly got plenty to be angry about.


He's usually pretty happy, probably because he doesn't have to spend a second in the hellhole that is Columbia, Mo.
 
2013-10-05 09:36:24 PM

sallyjuneabigailmay: eddievercetti: Edward Rooney Dean of Students: About to be 42-7 Baylor. It's a beatinpaddling.

[static.comicvine.com image 500x361]

[imageshack.us image 259x194]


Once Baylor reaches FIFTYBURGER, I can bust out the HE'S ALREADY DEAD pic.
 
2013-10-05 09:37:12 PM
Paging Kenny Guiton...
 
2013-10-05 09:37:13 PM
tOSU picked off the pressure.  LB got his helmet knocked off with a huge hit.
 
2013-10-05 09:37:56 PM
Chi Chi Ariguzo does it again!   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2013-10-05 09:39:36 PM
Braxton Miller, on the other hand, is holding onto the ball longer than Brandon Weeden.  One does not think that that could be humanly possible, but there you are.
 
2013-10-05 09:40:13 PM

PluckYew: tOSU picked off the pressure.  LB got his helmet knocked off with a huge hit.


Hell of a game... it's a shame that if Buckeyes somehow grit this one out, Northwestern will actually drop in the rankings when they should be climbing.
 
2013-10-05 09:40:34 PM
Still plenty of time for Northwestern to choke it away.
 
2013-10-05 09:41:23 PM

eddievercetti: sallyjuneabigailmay: eddievercetti: Edward Rooney Dean of Students: About to be 42-7 Baylor. It's a beatinpaddling.

[static.comicvine.com image 500x361]

[imageshack.us image 259x194]

Once Baylor reaches FIFTYBURGER, I can bust out the HE'S ALREADY DEAD pic.


Seastrunk only has one TD.  He needs more touches.
 
2013-10-05 09:42:51 PM
God almighty...48-14
 
2013-10-05 09:43:53 PM

mephisto6: PluckYew: tOSU picked off the pressure.  LB got his helmet knocked off with a huge hit.

Hell of a game... it's a shame that if Buckeyes somehow grit this one out, Northwestern will actually drop in the rankings when they should be climbing.


I'm entertained by the comments from the fans.

tOSU plays someone who isn't a cupcake and doesn't roll over in awe of the scarlet and grey, and the fans turn to biatches.

Missouri with another touchdown.  37-14
 
2013-10-05 09:50:00 PM
Notre Dame 53 yard FG... Devils lucky that Irish QB can only throw rainbows.
Should have been 6
 
2013-10-05 09:50:28 PM

mitchcumstein1: Marine1: mitchcumstein1: rickythepenguin: [www.arizonasports.com image 500x350]


those helmets are TIGHT.

each has an individually painted iridescent flame motif, no two are alike.

[imageshack.us image 640x640]

I don't know, angry Jayhawk.

He's certainly got plenty to be angry about.

He's usually pretty happy, probably because he doesn't have to spend a second in the hellhole that is Columbia, Mo.


I can't hear you over the score.
 
2013-10-05 09:51:38 PM
Damn. That  kicker has bigger tits than my girlfriend
 
2013-10-05 09:53:15 PM
TD Vanderbilt!

37-21  Mizzou
 
2013-10-05 09:54:42 PM

PluckYew: tOSU plays someone who isn't a cupcake and doesn't roll over in awe of the scarlet and grey, and the fans turn to biatches.


Really? 'Cuz the only biatching I've seen is from anti-tOSUers who are saying the refs should have ignored the rules of football and taken their only TD off the board because they touched the poor, defenseless punter in the process of blocking his punt.
 
2013-10-05 09:56:23 PM

PluckYew: tOSU plays someone who isn't a cupcake and doesn't roll over in awe of the scarlet and grey, and the fans turn to biatches.


Tosu may (may) be the best team in the B10.  Between escaping against a middling Wisconsin last year and having 1st half problems with Northwestern, they would get destroyed by the cream of the SEC.  They're just not THAT good.  They're good, but no national championship game worthy good.

//Wisconsin fan.
 
2013-10-05 09:57:21 PM

Edward Rooney Dean of Students: God almighty...48-14


I know! Fourteen points against BU's starting D? And it's not even halftime yet.

/notsureifconcerned
//56-14
 
2013-10-05 09:57:25 PM
s18.postimg.org

FARK MADE ME!!
 
2013-10-05 09:57:40 PM
Lol, 56-14. Bears gotta eat.
 
2013-10-05 09:58:23 PM
FITTYBURGER!
 
2013-10-05 09:58:58 PM
The Stork!
 
2013-10-05 09:59:30 PM

IlGreven: PluckYew: tOSU plays someone who isn't a cupcake and doesn't roll over in awe of the scarlet and grey, and the fans turn to biatches.

Really? 'Cuz the only biatching I've seen is from anti-tOSUers who are saying the refs should have ignored the rules of football and taken their only TD off the board because they touched the poor, defenseless punter in the process of blocking his punt.


Not here, I was just observing how the NW punter got upended.  It was completely legal, I'm just surprised he didn't say farkit, I'm out!
 
2013-10-05 10:00:14 PM
Mizzou's 6 for 7 (with one knee at the end of the second) on scoring on drives.
 
2013-10-05 10:01:47 PM
It's like Missouri is Alabama and Vanderbilt is Georgia State.

Just not enough speed on the Vandy defense.
 
2013-10-05 10:03:03 PM
Why does Northwestern have sideways Z on their.......GODDAMMIT BRAIN STOP THAT!!!
 
2013-10-05 10:03:06 PM
s16.postimg.org

FARK MADE ME!!
 
2013-10-05 10:04:03 PM

PluckYew: It's like Missouri is Alabama and Vanderbilt is Georgia State.

Just not enough speed on the Vandy defense.


Don't ever take an SAT. 
You're not good at comparisons.
 
2013-10-05 10:04:48 PM

bionicjoe: PluckYew: It's like Missouri is Alabama and Vanderbilt is Georgia State.

Just not enough speed on the Vandy defense.

Don't ever take an SAT. 
You're not good at comparisons.


Says the genius that sees the Northwester N as a Z.
 
2013-10-05 10:05:06 PM
 
2013-10-05 10:06:20 PM

Marine1: mitchcumstein1: Marine1: mitchcumstein1: rickythepenguin: [www.arizonasports.com image 500x350]


those helmets are TIGHT.

each has an individually painted iridescent flame motif, no two are alike.

[imageshack.us image 640x640]

I don't know, angry Jayhawk.

He's certainly got plenty to be angry about.

He's usually pretty happy, probably because he doesn't have to spend a second in the hellhole that is Columbia, Mo.

I can't hear you over the score.


What score? Missouri isn't playing Kansas. Missouri doesn't play Kansas in anything of importance anymore because they left the conference. Come to think of it, why the hell do you care what a team in another conference that you don't play anymore does? Why, on a night where it looks like you're going to get a good win, do you even take the time to think about KU? I can assure you that if Kansas wins something I don't give a rat's ass how Missouri is doing. Go be mediocre in the SEC, nobody on this side gives a shiat anymore. That's why Missouri never wins anything, they're too busy worrying about what everybody else is doing to actually be successful at anything.
 
2013-10-05 10:07:30 PM

PluckYew: bionicjoe: PluckYew: It's like Missouri is Alabama and Vanderbilt is Georgia State.

Just not enough speed on the Vandy defense.

Don't ever take an SAT. 
You're not good at comparisons.

Says the genius that sees the Northwester N as a Z.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-05 10:07:47 PM

bionicjoe: PluckYew: It's like Missouri is Alabama and Vanderbilt is Georgia State.

Just not enough speed on the Vandy defense.

Don't ever take an SAT. 
You're not good at comparisons.


He's not wrong on that part about the offense. Mizzou's defense is playing too soft.
 
2013-10-05 10:09:20 PM
Mizzou with another TD.

44-21 Tigers 1:15 To go in the 3rd.
 
2013-10-05 10:09:58 PM
No catch for the Irish.
 
2013-10-05 10:10:02 PM
Touchdoooooooooown Kentucky!
 
2013-10-05 10:10:14 PM
Gators sack AR qb, force fumble, recover, but are called offsides, but AR gets an unsportsmanlike, so half the distance 1st and 17 from their own 12. LOL
 
2013-10-05 10:10:38 PM
Come on ref, that ND pass was incomplete in 10 different ways. Just pick one.
 
2013-10-05 10:11:21 PM

mitchcumstein1: Marine1: mitchcumstein1: Marine1: mitchcumstein1: rickythepenguin: [www.arizonasports.com image 500x350]


those helmets are TIGHT.

each has an individually painted iridescent flame motif, no two are alike.

[imageshack.us image 640x640]

I don't know, angry Jayhawk.

He's certainly got plenty to be angry about.

He's usually pretty happy, probably because he doesn't have to spend a second in the hellhole that is Columbia, Mo.

I can't hear you over the score.

What score? Missouri isn't playing Kansas. Missouri doesn't play Kansas in anything of importance anymore because they left the conference. Come to think of it, why the hell do you care what a team in another conference that you don't play anymore does? Why, on a night where it looks like you're going to get a good win, do you even take the time to think about KU? I can assure you that if Kansas wins something I don't give a rat's ass how Missouri is doing. Go be mediocre in the SEC, nobody on this side gives a shiat anymore. That's why Missouri never wins anything, they're too busy worrying about what everybody else is doing to actually be successful at anything.


44-21 Mizzou. 

I understand if you don't want to use your non-conference games to be slaughtered by us on national TV, but it's still my duty to remind you guys how much you suck.
 
2013-10-05 10:13:19 PM
Was that 7-Up can designed by Oregon?
 
2013-10-05 10:13:40 PM

IlGreven: PluckYew: tOSU plays someone who isn't a cupcake and doesn't roll over in awe of the scarlet and grey, and the fans turn to biatches.

Really? 'Cuz the only biatching I've seen is from anti-tOSUers who are saying the refs should have ignored the rules of football and taken their only TD off the board because they touched the poor, defenseless punter in the process of blocking his punt.


I'm sorry I pointed out they hit his leg first.

Is that enough of an apology or do you still want to wad up your panties and play the persecution card?
 
2013-10-05 10:14:41 PM
C'mon Devils Fork 'em!!
 
2013-10-05 10:14:44 PM
Meanwhile, at Northwestern
www.wwe.com

FUMBLE!!!!
 
2013-10-05 10:15:04 PM
Braxton Miller is at half-Delhomme...
 
2013-10-05 10:15:08 PM
BALLS
 
2013-10-05 10:15:30 PM
i thought they were going to call roughing the passer against northwestern.
 
2013-10-05 10:15:59 PM
ASU stripped on a first down pass... first turnover of the game.

1st down Notre Dame at the ASU 21
 
2013-10-05 10:16:00 PM

bionicjoe: Meanwhile, at Northwestern
[www.wwe.com image 642x361]

FUMBLE!!!!


Showing your intellect eh?  Wrasslin' in a sports thread?  Keep that scripted crap in your fWc threads.
 
2013-10-05 10:16:52 PM
IRISH TD...fark.
 
2013-10-05 10:17:32 PM
TD  Doh'mers!  Taking advantage of the Devil's fumble.

24-13  Notre Shame
 
2013-10-05 10:17:45 PM
TD IRIshia

turning a TO into quick points!
 
2013-10-05 10:17:59 PM
ASU's deal with you-know-who comes up for collection...TD ND
 
2013-10-05 10:18:30 PM
And now the anti-tOSUers have their "The refs gave 'em the game" excuse...
 
2013-10-05 10:18:44 PM
Made 'em pay.
Plenty of time though... Irish QB has thrown three potential pick-6 that were dropped. Just give 'em one more chance :)
 
2013-10-05 10:18:45 PM
LET THEM PLAY, LET THEM PLAY!
 
2013-10-05 10:18:46 PM

Marine1: I understand if you don't want to use your non-conference games to be slaughtered by us on national TV, but it's still my duty to remind you guys how much you suck.


You really think Missouri vs. Kansas is going to be on national TV?

And that's my point, why do you still give a shiat? Go find somebody else to compare yourself to. Move on, we have.
 
2013-10-05 10:20:05 PM
Gators continue feasting on Arkansas BBQ. Up 30-10.
 
2013-10-05 10:21:50 PM
Dammit Devils, you might want to keep pounding Brice, since he's a freaking stud & there's 18 minutes & shiat
 
2013-10-05 10:23:03 PM

IlGreven: And now the anti-tOSUers have their "The refs gave 'em the game" excuse...


Missouri is kicking our ass.  You hear me whining?  Nope, just game updates.

Turnover on downs.  Mizzou ball in Vandy territory, probably ballgame with as porous as our defense has been tonight.
 
2013-10-05 10:24:32 PM

mitchcumstein1: Marine1: I understand if you don't want to use your non-conference games to be slaughtered by us on national TV, but it's still my duty to remind you guys how much you suck.

You really think Missouri vs. Kansas is going to be on national TV?

And that's my point, why do you still give a shiat? Go find somebody else to compare yourself to. Move on, we have.


Everything's national these days, I suppose. 

And why do I give a shiat? Because you guys suck. Really, it's a predicament that you're in. You're obviously bothered by the fact that Mizzou fans still like to remind Kansas fans that their football team stinks on ice, and there's nothing you can do to shut us up, short of playing us and beating us, which, at least in the former part of that particular equation, gives us exactly what we want.

/also, quit stealing our businesses
 
2013-10-05 10:25:32 PM
OK, Farkers...which school will be the first to replace the USA flag on their helmet with that of their state?

Kinda surprised it hasn't happened yet.
 
2013-10-05 10:25:51 PM
Touchdown persecution U!
 
2013-10-05 10:28:08 PM

seelorq: OK, Farkers...which school will be the first to replace the USA flag on their helmet with that of their state?

Kinda surprised it hasn't happened yet.


I say Ole Miss puts the Redneck Rag on their helmets at some point, claiming "historical significance".
 
2013-10-05 10:28:18 PM
Any update on the Vandy usher?
 
2013-10-05 10:28:41 PM
tOSU's offense finally discovers the end zone...
 
2013-10-05 10:28:42 PM
Old Scratch ain't done yet. TD Debils.
 
2013-10-05 10:29:21 PM

PluckYew: bionicjoe: Meanwhile, at Northwestern
[www.wwe.com image 642x361]

FUMBLE!!!!

Showing your intellect eh?  Wrasslin' in a sports thread?  Keep that scripted crap in your fWc threads.


i.qkme.me
The SAT comment wasn't personal. 

I'm still seeing sideways Z's for christ's sake.
 
2013-10-05 10:29:25 PM
mephisto6:
Plenty of time though... Irish QB has thrown three potential pick-6 that were dropped. Just give 'em one more chance :)

There it is
 
2013-10-05 10:30:37 PM
I go to the bathroom and ASU gets a pick 6. Fark!
 
2013-10-05 10:30:53 PM
Vanderbilt DAGRON!!

45 yards!
 
2013-10-05 10:30:59 PM

PluckYew: IlGreven: And now the anti-tOSUers have their "The refs gave 'em the game" excuse...

Missouri is kicking our ass.  You hear me whining?  Nope, just game updates.


Yes, because no one cares if your Buckeye-ducking team loses.
 
2013-10-05 10:31:17 PM

seelorq: OK, Farkers...which school will be the first to replace the USA flag on their helmet with that of their state?

Kinda surprised it hasn't happened yet.


Maryland went full retard state flag.

crabcakesports.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-05 10:32:27 PM

IlGreven: PluckYew: IlGreven: And now the anti-tOSUers have their "The refs gave 'em the game" excuse...

Missouri is kicking our ass.  You hear me whining?  Nope, just game updates.

Yes, because no one cares if your Buckeye-ducking team loses.


I guess it's a good thing I didn't pick my school for it's football prowess.
 
2013-10-05 10:33:33 PM
Will Sutton went out though... ASU entire pressure starts with that guy.
 
2013-10-05 10:33:42 PM
what a catch, with the PI. wow
 
2013-10-05 10:33:45 PM
DPI and he still caught it. Lol
 
2013-10-05 10:33:49 PM
where are all the fans of ohio state?  they usually are out in force.  must have found dates sheep...
 
2013-10-05 10:34:13 PM

bionicjoe: PluckYew: bionicjoe: Meanwhile, at Northwestern
[www.wwe.com image 642x361]

FUMBLE!!!!

Showing your intellect eh?  Wrasslin' in a sports thread?  Keep that scripted crap in your fWc threads.

[i.qkme.me image 530x425]
The SAT comment wasn't personal.
I'm still seeing sideways Z's for christ's sake.


Which is hilarious because we're not wearing the "N" tonight...
 
2013-10-05 10:34:31 PM
Oh. Nevermind on the catch.
 
2013-10-05 10:34:31 PM
he didn't catch it but damn
 
2013-10-05 10:34:53 PM
Oh yeah, that was a hell of a catch
 
2013-10-05 10:36:41 PM
and honestly, notre dame alums, are you embarrassed by the shiat they irish are wearing?  it's like the best of arena d-league.  maybe add some zumba stripes next year.
 
2013-10-05 10:38:30 PM

LibertyHiller: Which is hilarious because we're not wearing the "N" tonight...


the one on the helmet has never looked that z-ish, not the one painted on the field especially give the narrow outside edges...
 
2013-10-05 10:38:44 PM

A Fark Handle: and honestly, notre dame alums, are you embarrassed by the shiat they irish are wearing?  it's like the best of arena d-league.  maybe add some zumba stripes next year.


... and what's the deal with those airline peanuts?
 
2013-10-05 10:38:46 PM

ffish: seelorq: OK, Farkers...which school will be the first to replace the USA flag on their helmet with that of their state?

Kinda surprised it hasn't happened yet.

Maryland went full retard state flag.

[crabcakesports.files.wordpress.com image 600x337]


Oh, yeah that one. I know I'm in the minority here...but I kinda liked the whole asymmetry thing of that.
The armsleeve, however, is ridiculous.
 
2013-10-05 10:39:06 PM
Loving the MIZ-ZOU chant rocking the house in Nashville tonight.
 
2013-10-05 10:39:37 PM
Urban Meyer calls a timeout in the form of an obvious correct call.
 
2013-10-05 10:39:48 PM

Marine1: Everything's national these days, I suppose.


No it's not. It's a regional game at best. You think people on either coast care?

And why do I give a shiat? Because you guys suck. Really, it's a predicament that you're in. You're obviously bothered by the fact that Mizzou fans still like to remind Kansas fans that their football team stinks on ice, and there's nothing you can do to shut us up, short of playing us and beating us, which, at least in the former part of that particular equation, gives us exactly what we want.

Have at it. I honestly don't give a shiat what Missouri people think. It doesn't bother me that you say things, I think it's sad. You so badly want to be relevant to somebody, but nobody gives a shiat.

 /also, quit stealing our businesses

Quit being a cesspool, maybe businesses won't leave.
 
2013-10-05 10:39:49 PM
Missouri FIFTYBURGER!

51-28
 
2013-10-05 10:40:03 PM

ffish: seelorq: OK, Farkers...which school will be the first to replace the USA flag on their helmet with that of their state?

Kinda surprised it hasn't happened yet.

Maryland went full retard state flag.

[crabcakesports.files.wordpress.com image 600x337]


Today's uniforms were very disappointing and bland. :(
 
2013-10-05 10:41:52 PM
Huh, I was mistaken. Even he knew that was incomplete.

Meanwhile, Mr. Hyde is laboring. Needs to drink more potion.
 
2013-10-05 10:41:53 PM

LibertyHiller: bionicjoe: PluckYew: bionicjoe: Meanwhile, at Northwestern
[www.wwe.com image 642x361]

FUMBLE!!!!

Showing your intellect eh?  Wrasslin' in a sports thread?  Keep that scripted crap in your fWc threads.

[i.qkme.me image 530x425]
The SAT comment wasn't personal.
I'm still seeing sideways Z's for christ's sake.

Which is hilarious because we're not wearing the "N" tonight...


I saw it on the field and for about half a second my brain went to Z. 
Now I can't unsee it.
 
2013-10-05 10:43:24 PM
Holy cow that debil was wide open.
 
2013-10-05 10:48:36 PM
Shiat. Tie game.
 
2013-10-05 10:48:45 PM
Buckeyes recover their own fumble; that's not a breeze, that's a nation of bookies exhaling.
 
2013-10-05 10:48:52 PM
ASU: Why do you hate Jesus so? +7
 
2013-10-05 10:49:47 PM
That's a tie game, pending the extra point.

Key play... Kelly 1st down to pass on 3rd and 20.
Hell of a game, Notre Dame fans :)
 
2013-10-05 10:51:24 PM

seelorq: ASU: Why do you hate Jesus so? +7


Jeebus is just alright with me :)
 
2013-10-05 10:53:02 PM
Finally, the secondary makes a play...
 
2013-10-05 10:53:05 PM
AWFUL throw by Norfwestern.
INT
 
2013-10-05 10:54:56 PM
bend don't break Devils
 
2013-10-05 10:55:38 PM
That was a nice cut
 
2013-10-05 10:56:11 PM

mephisto6: seelorq: ASU: Why do you hate Jesus so? +7

Jeebus is just alright with me :)


May His noodliness bless you.
 
2013-10-05 10:56:20 PM
Forf down on the goal line.
Norfwestern holds. Timeout.
 
2013-10-05 10:56:34 PM
Chiefs undefeated.  Mizzou undefeated.  Kansas defeated by the Charles decided schematic advantage.  Today is a good day.
 
2013-10-05 10:57:31 PM

bionicjoe: Forf down on the goal line.
Norfwestern holds. Timeout.


Nvm. TD OSU.
 
2013-10-05 10:57:58 PM

seelorq: mephisto6: seelorq: ASU: Why do you hate Jesus so? +7

Jeebus is just alright with me :)

May His noodliness bless you.


And also with you, my parmesean
 
2013-10-05 10:58:46 PM

Mentat: Chiefs undefeated.  Mizzou undefeated.  Kansas defeated by the Charles decided schematic advantage.  Today is a good day.


Why would you care about the Chiefs!? 
They're in Kansas!
 
2013-10-05 10:59:07 PM
Okay, now the anti-tOSUers have a "the refs gave 'em the game" excuse...
 
2013-10-05 10:59:12 PM
Come on Devils, hold them one more play! They've gone through you like a hot knife through butter on this drive.
 
2013-10-05 10:59:28 PM

mephisto6: seelorq: mephisto6: seelorq: ASU: Why do you hate Jesus so? +7

Jeebus is just alright with me :)

May His noodliness bless you.

And also with you, my parmesean


Get some garlic bread you two.
 
2013-10-05 11:00:32 PM
Covered!  FG upcoming and ND 3-point lead with 3 minutes remaining
 
2013-10-05 11:00:55 PM

IlGreven: Okay, now the anti-tOSUers have a "the refs gave 'em the game" excuse...


I'm anti-OSU.
That was a fair call. Can't refute that TD. 
INT was a stupid-awful throw.
 
2013-10-05 11:01:15 PM

bionicjoe: Mentat: Chiefs undefeated.  Mizzou undefeated.  Kansas defeated by the Charles decided schematic advantage.  Today is a good day.

Why would you care about the Chiefs!?
They're in Kansas!


No, they aren't.  They're in KCMO.  And we took the Kansas name first.  They stole it just like they steal everything from Kansas City.
 
2013-10-05 11:01:25 PM

IlGreven: Okay, now the anti-tOSUers have a "the refs gave 'em the game" excuse...


 You going to be able to climb down off the cross in time for work next week?
 
2013-10-05 11:01:54 PM
Golden Rape Concealers are only up 3.  Let's go Sunny Satanists!!!  3 min to go.
 
2013-10-05 11:02:27 PM

elguerodiablo: mephisto6: seelorq: mephisto6: seelorq: ASU: Why do you hate Jesus so? +7

Jeebus is just alright with me :)

May His noodliness bless you.

And also with you, my parmesean

Get some garlic bread you two.


Hey? I'll need some marinara you know
 
2013-10-05 11:03:28 PM

IlGreven: Okay, now the anti-tOSUers have a "the refs gave 'em the game" excuse...


You need to get the sand out of your vag, I haven't seen all these anti OSU people you keep biatching about.
 
2013-10-05 11:03:52 PM
3 minutes to get 7?
Consider it done :)
 
2013-10-05 11:05:21 PM

mitchcumstein1: Marine1: Everything's national these days, I suppose.

No it's not. It's a regional game at best. You think people on either coast care?

And why do I give a shiat? Because you guys suck. Really, it's a predicament that you're in. You're obviously bothered by the fact that Mizzou fans still like to remind Kansas fans that their football team stinks on ice, and there's nothing you can do to shut us up, short of playing us and beating us, which, at least in the former part of that particular equation, gives us exactly what we want.

Have at it. I honestly don't give a shiat what Missouri people think. It doesn't bother me that you say things, I think it's sad. You so badly want to be relevant to somebody, but nobody gives a shiat.

 /also, quit stealing our businesses

Quit being a cesspool, maybe businesses won't leave.


You guys have Topeka. Case and point.
 
2013-10-05 11:05:55 PM
That one is coming back...
 
2013-10-05 11:05:57 PM
jesus, Northwestern.  jesus.
 
2013-10-05 11:06:04 PM
wide receiver holding unnecessarily, oops...
 
2013-10-05 11:06:08 PM
Touchd....holding NW.
 
2013-10-05 11:06:12 PM

bionicjoe: IlGreven: Okay, now the anti-tOSUers have a "the refs gave 'em the game" excuse...

I'm anti-OSU.
That was a fair call. Can't refute that TD.
INT was a stupid-awful throw.


Yup, it kills me to admit it, but that was a 6, and that was holding on us right where we didn't need to, damnit.
 
2013-10-05 11:07:16 PM
Well, that didn't work out quite right.
 
2013-10-05 11:07:16 PM
Dammit Devils!!

4th and 13 interception!
 
2013-10-05 11:07:24 PM
TD Wildcats!!!!
 
2013-10-05 11:07:29 PM
Now THAT's a nice, clean TD for NU.
 
2013-10-05 11:07:56 PM
Fun game.
 
2013-10-05 11:08:02 PM

Mentat: bionicjoe: Mentat: Chiefs undefeated.  Mizzou undefeated.  Kansas defeated by the Charles decided schematic advantage.  Today is a good day.

Why would you care about the Chiefs!?
They're in Kansas!

No, they aren't.  They're in KCMO.  And we took the Kansas name first.  They stole it just like they steal everything from Kansas City.


Preach Brother Mentat.
 
2013-10-05 11:08:14 PM

Hillbilly Jim: IlGreven: Okay, now the anti-tOSUers have a "the refs gave 'em the game" excuse...

You need to get the sand out of your vag, I haven't seen all these anti OSU people you keep biatching about.


They're really easy to spot. They root for "the SEC" because their actual team is Alabama's 5th cupcake.
 
2013-10-05 11:08:24 PM
Yes! Int!
 
2013-10-05 11:08:38 PM
rooting for ASU is hard.  damn it.

/also rooting against OSU, though, so that's going well
 
2013-10-05 11:08:41 PM
tOSU -7
 
2013-10-05 11:08:49 PM

Marine1: Mentat: bionicjoe: Mentat: Chiefs undefeated.  Mizzou undefeated.  Kansas defeated by the Charles decided schematic advantage.  Today is a good day.

Why would you care about the Chiefs!?
They're in Kansas!

No, they aren't.  They're in KCMO.  And we took the Kansas name first.  They stole it just like they steal everything from Kansas City.

Preach Brother Mentat.


Thanks for ruining homecoming!

Congrats Mizzou
 
2013-10-05 11:08:50 PM
Ah, man... Congrats, Jeebuses :/

The better team in the trenches won this game. That was fun to watch.
 
2013-10-05 11:09:23 PM

bionicjoe: IlGreven: Okay, now the anti-tOSUers have a "the refs gave 'em the game" excuse...

I'm anti-OSU.
That was a fair call. Can't refute that TD. 
INT was a stupid-awful throw.


Well, the fact that it took a full timeout for the booth to even try to review it is basically what I was talking about...
 
2013-10-05 11:09:56 PM

IlGreven: Hillbilly Jim: IlGreven: Okay, now the anti-tOSUers have a "the refs gave 'em the game" excuse...

You need to get the sand out of your vag, I haven't seen all these anti OSU people you keep biatching about.

They're really easy to spot. They root for "the SEC" because their actual team is Alabama's 5th cupcake.


Citation needed

Nobody on Fark roots for the SEC
 
2013-10-05 11:10:06 PM

Wadded Beef: Pincy: Wadded Beef: THEY WILL SHOCK THE WORLD TODAY.


[i280.photobucket.com image 524x382]

(Meaning, they will cover the 38.5 point spread. BOOK IT)

Maybe in the first half.

PREPARE TO BE SHOCKED.


I am not shocked that Oregon covered the spread.
 
2013-10-05 11:10:21 PM

Marine1: mitchcumstein1: Marine1: Everything's national these days, I suppose.

No it's not. It's a regional game at best. You think people on either coast care?

And why do I give a shiat? Because you guys suck. Really, it's a predicament that you're in. You're obviously bothered by the fact that Mizzou fans still like to remind Kansas fans that their football team stinks on ice, and there's nothing you can do to shut us up, short of playing us and beating us, which, at least in the former part of that particular equation, gives us exactly what we want.

Have at it. I honestly don't give a shiat what Missouri people think. It doesn't bother me that you say things, I think it's sad. You so badly want to be relevant to somebody, but nobody gives a shiat.

 /also, quit stealing our businesses

Quit being a cesspool, maybe businesses won't leave.

You guys have Topeka. Case and point.


Do you mean case in point?
 
2013-10-05 11:11:23 PM

mitchcumstein1: Marine1: mitchcumstein1: Marine1: Everything's national these days, I suppose.

No it's not. It's a regional game at best. You think people on either coast care?

And why do I give a shiat? Because you guys suck. Really, it's a predicament that you're in. You're obviously bothered by the fact that Mizzou fans still like to remind Kansas fans that their football team stinks on ice, and there's nothing you can do to shut us up, short of playing us and beating us, which, at least in the former part of that particular equation, gives us exactly what we want.

Have at it. I honestly don't give a shiat what Missouri people think. It doesn't bother me that you say things, I think it's sad. You so badly want to be relevant to somebody, but nobody gives a shiat.

 /also, quit stealing our businesses

Quit being a cesspool, maybe businesses won't leave.

You guys have Topeka. Case and point.

Do you mean case in point?


It's like smoking mirrors.
 
2013-10-05 11:11:58 PM
ASU doesn't quite have the horses on the lines yet.  Good win ND fans!
 
2013-10-05 11:12:05 PM
Stanfurd, your colors are cardinal red and white.  Who thought it was a good idea to switch to cardinal and black?
 
2013-10-05 11:12:29 PM

IlGreven: Hillbilly Jim: IlGreven: Okay, now the anti-tOSUers have a "the refs gave 'em the game" excuse...

You need to get the sand out of your vag, I haven't seen all these anti OSU people you keep biatching about.

They're really easy to spot. They root for "the SEC" because their actual team is Alabama's 5th cupcake.


i'll have you know, i hate the Buckeyes because i am from Michigan.  and no, i am not a UMich fan.  just the whole state of Ohio is terrible.

/was also happy when the Indians lost
 
2013-10-05 11:13:02 PM

Outshined_One: mitchcumstein1: Marine1: mitchcumstein1: Marine1: Everything's national these days, I suppose.

No it's not. It's a regional game at best. You think people on either coast care?

And why do I give a shiat? Because you guys suck. Really, it's a predicament that you're in. You're obviously bothered by the fact that Mizzou fans still like to remind Kansas fans that their football team stinks on ice, and there's nothing you can do to shut us up, short of playing us and beating us, which, at least in the former part of that particular equation, gives us exactly what we want.

Have at it. I honestly don't give a shiat what Missouri people think. It doesn't bother me that you say things, I think it's sad. You so badly want to be relevant to somebody, but nobody gives a shiat.

 /also, quit stealing our businesses

Quit being a cesspool, maybe businesses won't leave.

You guys have Topeka. Case and point.

Do you mean case in point?

It's like smoking mirrors.


For all intensive purposes.
 
2013-10-05 11:13:41 PM

PluckYew: Stanfurd, your colors are cardinal red and white.  Who thought it was a good idea to switch to cardinal and black?


Nike
 
2013-10-05 11:14:44 PM
PICK 6!!! GAME. JEEBUS!!!!
 
2013-10-05 11:15:17 PM
Nothing personal against ASU fans but hahahahahahah fark you Todd Graham
 
2013-10-05 11:15:28 PM

Marine1: Mentat: bionicjoe: Mentat: Chiefs undefeated.  Mizzou undefeated.  Kansas defeated by the Charles decided schematic advantage.  Today is a good day.

Why would you care about the Chiefs!?
They're in Kansas!

No, they aren't.  They're in KCMO.  And we took the Kansas name first.  They stole it just like they steal everything from Kansas City.

Preach Brother Mentat.


Ahhh...so this is where I should have come to find my new neighbors here in KCMO.  

We don't much cotton to college football back in NM.  If you look at the Lobos record over the last few years, you might understand why it took me so long to venture into one of these threads...
 
2013-10-05 11:15:28 PM
s16.postimg.org

FARK MADE ME!!!
 
2013-10-05 11:16:00 PM
Jesus is an angry god, daggers ASU.
 
2013-10-05 11:16:35 PM
Hyde with the answer!
 
2013-10-05 11:16:44 PM
a.espncdn.com
 
2013-10-05 11:16:45 PM
TD Mr. Hyde. Last possession wins tonight, it looks like.
 
2013-10-05 11:17:15 PM

IlGreven: Hillbilly Jim: IlGreven: Okay, now the anti-tOSUers have a "the refs gave 'em the game" excuse...

You need to get the sand out of your vag, I haven't seen all these anti OSU people you keep biatching about.

They're really easy to spot. They root for "the SEC" because their actual team is Alabama's 5th cupcake.


speaking of teams that have made ohio state their biatch, where were all the florida farkers today?  was it wash your jorts weekend?

/there are no sec fans farktard.
 
2013-10-05 11:17:25 PM
And now OSU leads. 
It's a race to 40 now.
 
2013-10-05 11:18:03 PM

thoughtpol: IlGreven: Hillbilly Jim: IlGreven: Okay, now the anti-tOSUers have a "the refs gave 'em the game" excuse...

You need to get the sand out of your vag, I haven't seen all these anti OSU people you keep biatching about.

They're really easy to spot. They root for "the SEC" because their actual team is Alabama's 5th cupcake.

i'll have you know, i hate the Buckeyes because i am from Michigan.  and no, i am not a UMich fan.  just the whole state of Ohio is terrible.

/was also happy when the Indians lost


Michiganders I don't mind so much; it's fun to rib them, and they have a chance to beat the Buckeyes on the field every year (though they rarely do).
 
2013-10-05 11:18:28 PM
gg jeebus.

/pat helmet
//eyeroll
 
2013-10-05 11:18:39 PM
The ASU QB is bad and should feel bad.  I dislike ND.  Those were 2 terrible picks to hand them the game.
 
2013-10-05 11:18:39 PM
WV scores and who the hell cares?
 
2013-10-05 11:19:35 PM

seelorq: WV scores and who the hell cares?


Was there even 1 post about the OU/TCU game?
 
2013-10-05 11:20:52 PM

PluckYew: Marine1: Mentat: bionicjoe: Mentat: Chiefs undefeated.  Mizzou undefeated.  Kansas defeated by the Charles decided schematic advantage.  Today is a good day.

Why would you care about the Chiefs!?
They're in Kansas!

No, they aren't.  They're in KCMO.  And we took the Kansas name first.  They stole it just like they steal everything from Kansas City.

Preach Brother Mentat.

Thanks for ruining homecoming!

Congrats Mizzou


We'll try to return the favor to Florida.
 
2013-10-05 11:21:15 PM
Remember when college football players didn't look like they were outfitted by drag queens?
 
2013-10-05 11:21:15 PM
fark's sake.  if we (ASU) could've done that 1:00 drill the first time, maybe we would've won.
 
2013-10-05 11:23:35 PM
Yeah, he's just terrible (touchdown).

Actually, he wasn't even supposed to be the starter last year and Graham came in looking for anyone who could throw and run, and he settled on Brian Kelly.
He will never be confused with a Heisman winner, but considering the time and conditions (no line, relying on misdirection), they've been pretty damn good.
 
2013-10-05 11:24:00 PM
4th down for Northwestern.
Gotta go for it.
 
2013-10-05 11:25:16 PM

Mentat: bionicjoe: Mentat: Chiefs undefeated.  Mizzou undefeated.  Kansas defeated by the Charles decided schematic advantage.  Today is a good day.

Why would you care about the Chiefs!?
They're in Kansas!

No, they aren't.  They're in KCMO.  And we took the Kansas name first.  They stole it just like they steal everything from Kansas City.


Kansas City got its name from the Kansas River.  You know, the offshoot of the Missouri River that flows only in Kansas?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-05 11:25:20 PM
Looks short
 
2013-10-05 11:25:28 PM
Anyway, that was a pretty cool game. Notre Dame earned it
 
2013-10-05 11:25:41 PM
man.  that line judge on the camera side had it on the first down line, then moved, then moved, then moved again.  no first.
 
2013-10-05 11:25:48 PM
HORRIBLE SPOT!!!
 
2013-10-05 11:26:23 PM

bionicjoe: 4th down for Northwestern.
Gotta go for it.


they needed the spot from the line judge.  it was at least 18" further up field.
 
2013-10-05 11:26:27 PM
Screw job for NW, his entire body was over that line
 
2013-10-05 11:26:37 PM
I don't think he got back to the line of scrimmage, must less across the first down marker.
 
2013-10-05 11:26:58 PM

PluckYew: seelorq: WV scores and who the hell cares?

Was there even 1 post about the OU/TCU game?


Yeah, that turned out to be close but other games distracted me. Christian Horny Frogs nearly pulled it off, and that would've been awesome.
 
2013-10-05 11:27:01 PM
Colter's knee might have been down when he recovered the bobbled snap...
 
2013-10-05 11:27:05 PM
northwestern got screwed on the spot.
 
2013-10-05 11:27:18 PM
He is down when he dropped that snap right?
 
2013-10-05 11:27:59 PM
Either way, no evidence to overturn that one.
 
2013-10-05 11:28:12 PM
Not enough evidence to overturn the call on the field
 
2013-10-05 11:28:29 PM
buck the farkeyes
 
2013-10-05 11:29:07 PM
...and now the anti-tOSUers have their "the refs gave 'em the game" moment...

/And this time they came out of the woodwork to say so...
 
2013-10-05 11:29:08 PM
Bad spot.
 
2013-10-05 11:29:23 PM

kilgorn: Screw job for NW, his entire body was over that line


His feet were on the damn 'unofficial' line.
 
2013-10-05 11:30:01 PM
OSU getting a favorable spot?  Color me shocked.
 
2013-10-05 11:30:16 PM

IlGreven: ...and now the anti-tOSUers have their "the refs gave 'em the game" moment...

/And this time they came out of the woodwork to say so...


Bad playcall.
Even worst spot.
 
2013-10-05 11:30:17 PM

bionicjoe: kilgorn: Screw job for NW, his entire body was over that line

His feet were on the damn 'unofficial' line.


That is why they call it "unofficial" dude.
 
2013-10-05 11:30:17 PM
Wow, that was a terrible spot.  Not enough to overturn it, but that was terrible.
 
2013-10-05 11:31:39 PM
Hi ASU ranking, Bye ASU ranking
 
2013-10-05 11:32:14 PM
they gotta find a way to kill this clock, they can't give it back with 30, they  way this thing is going
 
2013-10-05 11:32:15 PM

Spaced Cowboy: I don't think he got back to the line of scrimmage, must less across the first down marker.


might want to check your scarlet colored glasses prescription.  no evidence to over turn the call, but he made it at least to the line of scrimmage.
 
2013-10-05 11:32:17 PM
The ref with the best view of the play was the one with the spot.  Most angles we have show him behind the line of scrimmage being wrapped up and halting his momentum.  Then he disappears.  There's absolutely no proof his "foot was on the line" or else it would have been overturned.  He was clearly behind the line when he started to get wrapped up by the Buckeye defense.
 
2013-10-05 11:33:22 PM
I suppose the refs aught to just issue flags to Stanford, as blocking now results in a penalty.
 
2013-10-05 11:33:39 PM

karmaceutical: bionicjoe: kilgorn: Screw job for NW, his entire body was over that line

His feet were on the damn 'unofficial' line.

That is why they call it "unofficial" dude.


That line has been in use for 15 years & I've never seen it be off.
I have no idea why the NFL or NCAA refuse to use it.
 
2013-10-05 11:34:58 PM

eddievercetti: Hi ASU ranking, Bye ASU ranking


At least they murdered Lane Kiffin's career.  Theh deserve a lot of credit and praise for that even though they shat the bed tonight.
 
2013-10-05 11:35:12 PM

bionicjoe: karmaceutical: bionicjoe: kilgorn: Screw job for NW, his entire body was over that line

His feet were on the damn 'unofficial' line.

That is why they call it "unofficial" dude.

That line has been in use for 15 years & I've never seen it be off.
I have no idea why the NFL or NCAA refuse to use it.


Because it's virtual.  The refs can't see it, it's only on the broadcasts.
 
2013-10-05 11:35:58 PM

elguerodiablo: eddievercetti: Hi ASU ranking, Bye ASU ranking

At least they murdered Lane Kiffin's career.  Theh deserve a lot of credit and praise for that even though they shat the bed tonight.


Good point, but Lane Kiffin deserve some credit for wrecking Lane Kiffin's career.
 
2013-10-05 11:36:26 PM

PluckYew: bionicjoe: karmaceutical: bionicjoe: kilgorn: Screw job for NW, his entire body was over that line

His feet were on the damn 'unofficial' line.

That is why they call it "unofficial" dude.

That line has been in use for 15 years & I've never seen it be off.
I have no idea why the NFL or NCAA refuse to use it.

Because it's virtual.  The refs can't see it, it's only on the broadcasts.


We can haz Lazers?
 
2013-10-05 11:36:51 PM

PluckYew: bionicjoe: karmaceutical: bionicjoe: kilgorn: Screw job for NW, his entire body was over that line

His feet were on the damn 'unofficial' line.

That is why they call it "unofficial" dude.

That line has been in use for 15 years & I've never seen it be off.
I have no idea why the NFL or NCAA refuse to use it.

Because it's virtual.  The refs can't see it, it's only on the broadcasts.


Yeah, but why can't it be part of the review process? 
Makes no sense.
 
2013-10-05 11:37:17 PM

bionicjoe: karmaceutical: bionicjoe: kilgorn: Screw job for NW, his entire body was over that line

His feet were on the damn 'unofficial' line.

That is why they call it "unofficial" dude.

That line has been in use for 15 years & I've never seen it be off.
I have no idea why the NFL or NCAA refuse to use it.


i think he made the first down, but that yellow line is not dependable at all.  on one of those replays, from behind the NW line, the yellow line moved considerably in relation to the field... it's designed to stay still from the sideline shots, not a dozen different angles the refs can watch replays from.  i hope they don't even see the yellow line up in the booth.
 
2013-10-05 11:37:39 PM

Spaced Cowboy: The ref with the best view of the play was the one with the spot.  Most angles we have show him behind the line of scrimmage being wrapped up and halting his momentum.  Then he disappears.  There's absolutely no proof his "foot was on the line" or else it would have been overturned.  He was clearly behind the line when he started to get wrapped up by the Buckeye defense.


other than the player he had to run around on his way in, he had a great view.  it was a bad spot.  no evidence to overturn, but that doesn't make it not a bad spot.  and you're insane if you're trying to make people believe he was tackled behind the line of scrimmage.  that clearly wasn't the case. a win is a win, but sometimes teams get lucky.
 
2013-10-05 11:38:20 PM
Ha!  OSU covers with that TD!
 
2013-10-05 11:38:28 PM
That's just embarrassing.
 
2013-10-05 11:38:32 PM
WHat was the spread?
 
2013-10-05 11:38:33 PM
Some poor better/or bookie just got screwed
 
2013-10-05 11:38:40 PM
Heh... hook and ladder fail for 6.  Thanks, Wildcats.
 
2013-10-05 11:38:47 PM

bionicjoe: PluckYew: bionicjoe: karmaceutical: bionicjoe: kilgorn: Screw job for NW, his entire body was over that line

His feet were on the damn 'unofficial' line.

That is why they call it "unofficial" dude.

That line has been in use for 15 years & I've never seen it be off.
I have no idea why the NFL or NCAA refuse to use it.

Because it's virtual.  The refs can't see it, it's only on the broadcasts.

Yeah, but why can't it be part of the review process? 
Makes no sense.


I think that beg the question, though.  The line is often wrong.  It's gotten better over time, but it still is inexact.
 
2013-10-05 11:39:17 PM

Hillbilly Jim: WHat was the spread?


7 points!
 
2013-10-05 11:39:33 PM
What's the best game on now?
 
2013-10-05 11:39:34 PM
hilarious.  that blew the betting line.
 
2013-10-05 11:40:31 PM

bionicjoe: What's the best game on now?


baseball.
 
2013-10-05 11:40:33 PM
and now all of the sport information director interns voting in the coaches poll will believe it was a 2 possession 10 point game.  got to love letting the "coaches" vote in a poll.
 
2013-10-05 11:41:12 PM
For those of you wondering, yes, it took that last clownshoes TD for them to cover the spread (5.5 to 7, depending).
 
2013-10-05 11:41:12 PM

bionicjoe: What's the best game on now?


Stanford v Washington.

The refs are farking it up though, throwing ridiculous flags on both teams.
 
2013-10-05 11:41:40 PM

rugman11: Ha!  OSU covers with that TD!


that too.  now that's a super "backdoor" something...
 
2013-10-05 11:42:34 PM

kilgorn: Some poor better/or bookie just got screwed


That's hilarious!!

OTL in a few years will do an episode on a gambler who got screwed.  There was a baseball game where a home run was hit with a tie score and 2 men on base, the spread was 2 runs and they would have covered but the 2nd base runner and the batter didn't touch the plate so the runs didn't count and they didn't cover the spread.

I want to say it was Mets Yankees but I can't recall
 
2013-10-05 11:42:45 PM

SomebodyElsesShoes: bionicjoe: PluckYew: bionicjoe: karmaceutical: bionicjoe: kilgorn: Screw job for NW, his entire body was over that line

His feet were on the damn 'unofficial' line.

That is why they call it "unofficial" dude.

That line has been in use for 15 years & I've never seen it be off.
I have no idea why the NFL or NCAA refuse to use it.

Because it's virtual.  The refs can't see it, it's only on the broadcasts.

Yeah, but why can't it be part of the review process? 
Makes no sense.

I think that beg the question, though.  The line is often wrong.  It's gotten better over time, but it still is inexact.


Are the refs exact?
That's the whole point. Nothing is exact. It's just another piece of information. No sense in just ignoring it. 

FYI - this doesn't effect the OSU-Northwestern outcome. It's just a general gripe for me.
 
2013-10-05 11:43:51 PM
I finally cracked a beer. That was intense.

/O-H
 
2013-10-05 11:43:58 PM

Rent Party: bionicjoe: What's the best game on now?

Stanford v Washington.


pretty much all that is left for the day.
 
2013-10-05 11:44:12 PM
Shamburger.
Shamburger.
Shamburger.
 
2013-10-05 11:44:19 PM

rugman11: Kansas City got its name from the Kansas River. You know, the offshoot of the Missouri River that flows only in Kansas?


Kansas wasn't a state a state when the city was founded.
 
2013-10-05 11:44:33 PM

Rent Party: bionicjoe: What's the best game on now?

Stanford v Washington.

The refs are farking it up though, throwing ridiculous flags on both teams.


Is this your first experience with Pac-12 officiating?
 
2013-10-05 11:45:03 PM

PluckYew: kilgorn: Some poor better/or bookie just got screwed

That's hilarious!!

OTL in a few years will do an episode on a gambler who got screwed.  There was a baseball game where a home run was hit with a tie score and 2 men on base, the spread was 2 runs and they would have covered but the 2nd base runner and the batter didn't touch the plate so the runs didn't count and they didn't cover the spread.

I want to say it was Mets Yankees but I can't recall


Baseball doesn't typically have spreads.  They usually use the money line.  Straight win or lose.

I do know there was an NCAA Championship Game or some other big basketball game that had the line change when a player hit a meaningless three as the buzzer sounded (meaning they lost by 4 instead of 7 when the line was 6 or something like that).
 
2013-10-05 11:45:43 PM

Aar1012: I finally cracked a beer. That was intense.

/O-H


canada?

/also baylor scores a lot...
 
2013-10-05 11:46:07 PM
Nice catch, Husky guy.
 
2013-10-05 11:48:01 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Rent Party: bionicjoe: What's the best game on now?

Stanford v Washington.

The refs are farking it up though, throwing ridiculous flags on both teams.

Is this your first experience with Pac-12 officiating?


This is exceptional even for that level of suck.   They threw four straight flags for such things as "Illegal touching."   Then they threw another bullshiat flag on Stanford the first play of the next series.
 
2013-10-05 11:48:08 PM

PluckYew: kilgorn: Some poor better/or bookie just got screwed

That's hilarious!!

OTL in a few years will do an episode on a gambler who got screwed.  There was a baseball game where a home run was hit with a tie score and 2 men on base, the spread was 2 runs and they would have covered but the 2nd base runner and the batter didn't touch the plate so the runs didn't count and they didn't cover the spread.

I want to say it was Mets Yankees but I can't recall


Kind of like this from the '04 UConn-Duke tourney game?

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The next day, ESPN.com reported that the shot likely shifted something between $30 million and $100 million in bets from one side to the other.
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2013-10-05 11:48:56 PM

A Fark Handle: /also baylor scores a lot...


But they get sad if the other team scores a lot also

i3.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-05 11:49:14 PM
Good game Wildcats. Beat Michigan's ass and we'll see you in Indianapolis.
 
2013-10-05 11:49:29 PM
Stupid tree.
 
2013-10-05 11:49:55 PM

rugman11: PluckYew: kilgorn: Some poor better/or bookie just got screwed

That's hilarious!!

OTL in a few years will do an episode on a gambler who got screwed.  There was a baseball game where a home run was hit with a tie score and 2 men on base, the spread was 2 runs and they would have covered but the 2nd base runner and the batter didn't touch the plate so the runs didn't count and they didn't cover the spread.

I want to say it was Mets Yankees but I can't recall

Baseball doesn't typically have spreads.  They usually use the money line.  Straight win or lose.

I do know there was an NCAA Championship Game or some other big basketball game that had the line change when a player hit a meaningless three as the buzzer sounded (meaning they lost by 4 instead of 7 when the line was 6 or something like that).


I see we're on the same page. :)

As for that NW spot, it was a bad spot, but even then I'm not sure he made it. The only one where it really looked like he made it was from behind, and as someone else said, the yellow line moved around a lot, and depth perception is a biatch from that angle.

You want to get a better spot next time? Clear it by a yard instead of just getting to the line, +/- a foot.
 
2013-10-05 11:50:28 PM
Come on, big fluffy dogs...score!
 
2013-10-05 11:50:30 PM

Mentat: rugman11: Kansas City got its name from the Kansas River. You know, the offshoot of the Missouri River that flows only in Kansas?

Kansas wasn't a state a state when the city was founded.


Right, but the point is that Kansas and Kansas City were both named because of the Kansas River.  The former didn't "steal" the name from the latter.
 
2013-10-05 11:51:22 PM
TOUCHDOWN!!!  WOOO!!!
 
2013-10-05 11:51:54 PM
While we were away...Huskies score! Still trail trees 7-10.
 
2013-10-05 11:52:53 PM

ffish: rugman11: PluckYew: kilgorn: Some poor better/or bookie just got screwed

That's hilarious!!

OTL in a few years will do an episode on a gambler who got screwed.  There was a baseball game where a home run was hit with a tie score and 2 men on base, the spread was 2 runs and they would have covered but the 2nd base runner and the batter didn't touch the plate so the runs didn't count and they didn't cover the spread.

I want to say it was Mets Yankees but I can't recall

Baseball doesn't typically have spreads.  They usually use the money line.  Straight win or lose.

I do know there was an NCAA Championship Game or some other big basketball game that had the line change when a player hit a meaningless three as the buzzer sounded (meaning they lost by 4 instead of 7 when the line was 6 or something like that).

I see we're on the same page. :)

As for that NW spot, it was a bad spot, but even then I'm not sure he made it. The only one where it really looked like he made it was from behind, and as someone else said, the yellow line moved around a lot, and depth perception is a biatch from that angle.

You want to get a better spot next time? Clear it by a yard instead of just getting to the line, +/- a foot.


That was the game.  I thought it was Duke and Jason Williams, but I couldn't find anything.  That explains why.
 
2013-10-05 11:52:58 PM
Who is this with Nessler? 
Dan Fouts?

Nice story about the granddad. 
Somebody chopping carrots in here?
 
2013-10-05 11:53:27 PM

rugman11: PluckYew: kilgorn: Some poor better/or bookie just got screwed

That's hilarious!!

OTL in a few years will do an episode on a gambler who got screwed.  There was a baseball game where a home run was hit with a tie score and 2 men on base, the spread was 2 runs and they would have covered but the 2nd base runner and the batter didn't touch the plate so the runs didn't count and they didn't cover the spread.

I want to say it was Mets Yankees but I can't recall

Baseball doesn't typically have spreads.  They usually use the money line.  Straight win or lose.

I do know there was an NCAA Championship Game or some other big basketball game that had the line change when a player hit a meaningless three as the buzzer sounded (meaning they lost by 4 instead of 7 when the line was 6 or something like that).


My worst beat was a Packers-Bears game where I had a 7 point teaser with a bunch of teams where I would have won a couple hundred bucks but the Bears had a 4 play goal line stand with just a few minutes left to keep it out of reach. Just let them score and kill the clock farking Bears.
 
2013-10-05 11:53:30 PM

bionicjoe: Are the refs exact?
That's the whole point. Nothing is exact. It's just another piece of information. No sense in just ignoring it.

FYI - this doesn't effect the OSU-Northwestern outcome. It's just a general gripe for me.


Understood

If it's inexact, you gain nothing by using it.
 
2013-10-05 11:55:09 PM

bionicjoe: Who is this with Nessler? 
Dan Fouts?

Nice story about the granddad. 
Somebody chopping carrots in here?


Chopping Carrots? Is that the new Persecuting the Little Jew?
 
2013-10-05 11:56:17 PM
FAAAAAAAK!!!!!
 
2013-10-05 11:56:37 PM
Some trees get all the luck.
 
2013-10-05 11:56:47 PM
Wow I was giving up on wWashington and they just took a 14-10 lead with a DAGRON.
 
2013-10-05 11:56:56 PM
Where was the damn marching band!?
 
2013-10-05 11:57:38 PM

bionicjoe: Who is this with Nessler? 
Dan Fouts?

Nice story about the granddad. 
Somebody chopping carrots in here?


Usually it's Todd Blackledge
 
2013-10-06 12:00:22 AM

elguerodiablo: bionicjoe: Who is this with Nessler? 
Dan Fouts?

Nice story about the granddad. 
Somebody chopping carrots in here?

Chopping Carrots? Is that the new Persecuting the Little Jew?


It's an Imgur thing. 
Somehow chopping onions (tears) became chopping carrots. 

Fark is more about the 'dusty rooms'.
 
2013-10-06 12:03:03 AM
Isnt Lou Holtz over due for another stroke?
 
2013-10-06 12:05:29 AM
So I was wondering..... Does the SEC consider Tenn to be an SEC school again?
 
2013-10-06 12:12:03 AM

elguerodiablo: Isnt Lou Holtz over due for another stroke?


I keep waiting for him to spit his dentures out.
 
2013-10-06 12:13:33 AM
It was the over for the gambler getting screwed by the walk off.

Over/under on the game was 8 runs, gambler took the over. Score tied 3-3 Mets/Braves,Ventura hits walk off grand slam, is mobbed before he gets to home, game score 4-3.

Source
 
2013-10-06 12:14:46 AM
Only 1 of the 7 CBS "experts" has an above .500 record against the spread for NFL games. I think for fun they should have a helmeted retarded kid flip a coin for every game and put up a better record than these dicks.
 
2013-10-06 12:25:28 AM
Mizzou starts strong, they have a shot at Georgia next week.
 
2013-10-06 12:27:59 AM
Husky lifts leg, puts some water on a tree. +7
 
2013-10-06 12:31:36 AM

elguerodiablo: Only 1 of the 7 CBS "experts" has an above .500 record against the spread for NFL games. I think for fun they should have a helmeted retarded kid flip a coin for every game and put up a better record than these dicks.


You realize that if you can get 53% against the spread you can quit your job and print money in Vegas, right?
 
2013-10-06 12:33:00 AM

ScouserDuck: So I was wondering..... Does the SEC consider Tenn to be an SEC school again?


It depends. If they are in the top 10,then they do. That way, they can claim they are playing a tought SEC schedule.
 
2013-10-06 12:34:25 AM

ScouserDuck: So I was wondering..... Does the SEC consider Tenn to be an SEC school again?


Yes, and they should stay in their place...before they get better again
 
2013-10-06 12:37:17 AM
Stanford TD.
 
2013-10-06 12:37:52 AM
Dogs bark up wrong tree. Stanford +7
 
2013-10-06 12:37:59 AM
A's WIN!  A's WIN!  A's WIN!

Holy Toledo!!
 
2013-10-06 12:53:12 AM
Nice catch, Husky.
 
2013-10-06 12:54:36 AM
Huskies lift leg a little higher, water another tree. Still trail 21-24.
 
2013-10-06 12:55:05 AM
Dear Washington.

Kindly go fark yourself.

Sincerely,

The World
 
2013-10-06 12:59:39 AM
But, then again, you are very small. Trees +7.
 
2013-10-06 01:28:38 AM

ScouserDuck: Dear Washington

Oregon.

Kindly go fark yourself.

Sincerely,

The World


ftfy. no one likes the johnny come lately nike whores.  go walk down a runway with the next "fashion" show.
 
2013-10-06 01:30:21 AM

ffish: You realize that if you can get 53% against the spread you can quit your job and print money in Vegas, right?


i thought it was more like 55%, but your point stands...
 
2013-10-06 01:32:52 AM
that's essentially game...

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-06 01:37:12 AM
Td doggies.
 
2013-10-06 01:39:05 AM

noblehammer16: Td doggies.


so you're saying there's a chance.
 
2013-10-06 01:51:57 AM
Washington got hosed, there was no way that was clear enough to change the ruling on the field.