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(The New York Times)   The longer this goes on, the more John Boehner is sounding like General Paulus, trapped in the frozen desert of Stalingrad, trying desperately to convince his troops that the future holds anything but abject and total surrender   (nytimes.com) divider line 144
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2013-10-05 10:23:40 AM  
Well that's comforting.
 
2013-10-05 10:28:08 AM  
So who is playing Hitler, screaming over the radio " The 6th Army will hold its positions to the last man and the last round."? Cantor? Limbaugh? The Kochs?
 
2013-10-05 10:36:07 AM  

Dinki: So who is playing Hitler, screaming over the radio " The 6th Army will hold its positions to the last man and the last round."? Cantor? Limbaugh? The Kochs?


Obviously Cruz, with Sean Hannity as Goebells.
 
2013-10-05 12:46:49 PM  
I do hope Pelosi's attempt to circumvent Boehner to pass a clean CR works. It would be deliciously ironic for republicans to depend on democrats to save us all from the crisis republicans created.
 
2013-10-05 12:54:50 PM  

Dinki: So who is playing Hitler, screaming over the radio " The 6th Army will hold its positions to the last man and the last round."? Cantor? Limbaugh? The Kochs?


yes.
 
2013-10-05 12:55:48 PM  
Stop it, guys. You're going to make Boehner cr-, oh, shiat.
 
2013-10-05 12:56:21 PM  
Will we hear the lamentations of their women and rentboys? Because that would be awesome!
 
2013-10-05 12:56:36 PM  

Ambivalence: I do hope Pelosi's attempt to circumvent Boehner to pass a clean CR works. It would be deliciously ironic for republicans to depend on democrats to save us all from the crisis republicans created.


Would that be Operation Uranus?
 
2013-10-05 12:57:30 PM  

Ambivalence: I do hope Pelosi's attempt to circumvent Boehner to pass a clean CR works. It would be deliciously ironic for republicans to depend on democrats to save us all from the crisis republicans created.


It would also change the dynamic entirely, Dems would just introduce clean bills 45 days ahead of time (the minimum is 30 to do it this way), and effectively remove the ability of the fringe elements to control the majority of Congress.
 
2013-10-05 12:57:32 PM  
I have this odd feeling that after the shutdown, the first major House vote will be a repeal of Obamacare that will pass. On one hand that just makes me do a sad chuckle, kind of like watching a clown die by choking on a balloon animal.
 
2013-10-05 12:58:23 PM  

Ambivalence: I do hope Pelosi's attempt to circumvent Boehner to pass a clean CR works. It would be deliciously ironic for republicans to depend on democrats to save us all from the crisis republicans created.


If by "ironic" you mean "how things have been for the last couple of decades" then yes. The Dems are always the ones cleaning up the the messes made by Republicans.
 
2013-10-05 12:58:40 PM  

TheManofPA: I have this odd feeling that after the shutdown, the first major House vote will be a repeal of Obamacare that will pass. On one hand that just makes me do a sad chuckle, kind of like watching a clown die by choking on a balloon animal.


Why would it pass when 40+ have failed?
 
2013-10-05 12:59:43 PM  

Ambivalence: I do hope Pelosi's attempt to circumvent Boehner to pass a clean CR works. It would be deliciously ironic for republicans to depend on democrats to save us all from the crisis republicans created.


It won't. The discharge petition is pointless because many times since the shutdown, Democrats have offered an amendment to a bill the House was working on, which if taken up would have passed the clean CR. The Speaker ruled them out of order, and the member called for a vote of the house to override the Speaker.

Not a single GOP rep voted for any of them. They won't vote for a discharge petition either. The moderate GOP Representatives are either lying about being willing to vote for a clean CR or more afraid of their own party than the American public. Either way, parlimentary tricks won't get us out of this. The only way forward is a clean CR, which is not looking likely before the next election at this point.
 
2013-10-05 01:00:38 PM  

TheManofPA: I have this odd feeling that after the shutdown, the first major House vote will be a repeal of Obamacare that will pass. On one hand that just makes me do a sad chuckle, kind of like watching a clown die by choking on a balloon animal.


It's too late. As soon as October 1st came and the exchanges started up the mouthbreathers started to realize they'd been played all along.
 
2013-10-05 01:00:42 PM  

Kome:  The Dems are always the ones cleaning up the the messes made by Republicans.


This should be engraved onto all national currency.
 
2013-10-05 01:01:42 PM  

TheManofPA: I have this odd feeling that after the shutdown, the first major House vote will be a repeal of Obamacare that will pass. On one hand that just makes me do a sad chuckle, kind of like watching a clown die by choking on a balloon animal.


You sound concerned......
 
2013-10-05 01:01:50 PM  

TheManofPA: I have this odd feeling that after the shutdown, the first major House vote will be a repeal of Obamacare that will pass.


no. it won't
 
2013-10-05 01:02:27 PM  

cretinbob: TheManofPA: I have this odd feeling that after the shutdown, the first major House vote will be a repeal of Obamacare that will pass.

no. it won't


Oh, it'll pass the House. Like the last 41 times.
 
2013-10-05 01:02:33 PM  

foo monkey: TheManofPA: I have this odd feeling that after the shutdown, the first major House vote will be a repeal of Obamacare that will pass. On one hand that just makes me do a sad chuckle, kind of like watching a clown die by choking on a balloon animal.

Why would it pass when 40+ have failed


I'm guessing that he means pass the House. The Senate would reject it as usual.
 
2013-10-05 01:02:33 PM  
Boehner thinks that if he lets a clean CR come to a vote and pass, he'll get primaried.

This entire thing is Boehner not wanting to lose his job.  That's it.  There's tons of stuff that's not actually relevant or that important.  It's all Boehner wanting to keep his job.
 
2013-10-05 01:03:39 PM  
I did Nazi this analogy coming.
 
2013-10-05 01:03:53 PM  
Boehner is driving the car only he refuses to step on the brake and turn the wheel.  Hey John, the country won't think you're any less of a man if you stop and ask for directions.
 
2013-10-05 01:04:54 PM  
You've got the wrong map, there! This is Stalingrad!  You wouldn't have much fun in Stalingrad!
Not.. much.. fun.. in.. Stalingrad.  Heinrich you fool!  You have given me the wrong map!
I'm sorry, mein Fuehrer!  Mein... dickey old chum!
 
2013-10-05 01:06:47 PM  
That immunity from insider trading and economic sabotage should make it all worthwhile for all the humble tea partiers.
 
2013-10-05 01:07:00 PM  
yafh.com
 
2013-10-05 01:08:18 PM  

Dafatone: Boehner thinks that if he lets a clean CR come to a vote and pass, he'll get primaried.

This entire thing is Boehner not wanting to lose his job.  That's it.  There's tons of stuff that's not actually relevant or that important.  It's all Boehner wanting to keep his job.


The Dems can promise to vote for him as Speaker if he brings the clean CR to the floor and he gets a vote of no confidence from the GOP.
 
2013-10-05 01:08:28 PM  

runwiz: Boehner is driving the car only he refuses to step on the brake and turn the wheel.  Hey John, the country won't think you're any less of a man if you stop and ask for directions.


Of course, the reason for that is is that it's impossible to think of him as any less of a man than we do now.
 
2013-10-05 01:09:28 PM  
General Woundwort:  Come back!  Come back and fight!  Dogs aren't dangerous!
 
2013-10-05 01:09:40 PM  

KarmicDisaster: foo monkey: TheManofPA: I have this odd feeling that after the shutdown, the first major House vote will be a repeal of Obamacare that will pass. On one hand that just makes me do a sad chuckle, kind of like watching a clown die by choking on a balloon animal.

Why would it pass when 40+ have failed

I'm guessing that he means pass the House. The Senate would reject it as usual.


Yep, meant pass the house, die in the Senate like the last 40 times we've wasted time. I thought my clown dying by choking on a balloon animal gave it away. Maybe I should have went with a juggler who dies while parachuting because he gets impaled on the Empire State building.
 
2013-10-05 01:10:30 PM  

foo monkey: TheManofPA: I have this odd feeling that after the shutdown, the first major House vote will be a repeal of Obamacare that will pass. On one hand that just makes me do a sad chuckle, kind of like watching a clown die by choking on a balloon animal.

Why would it pass when 40+ have failed?


Those 40+ have passed the House. They never get any further than that.
 
2013-10-05 01:10:45 PM  
The GOP has certainly scored a huge victory here.  There is literally no downside.  Keep up the pressure, stalwart champions of freedom!  The nation is depending on you!

And don't throw me into that briar patch, neither.
 
2013-10-05 01:11:13 PM  
Wouldn't Bagdad Bob be the more contemporary comparison?

Hmm.... Bagdad Boehner sounds about right.
 
2013-10-05 01:11:15 PM  
Can we persuade him to shoot himself for an Austrian corporal?
 
2013-10-05 01:12:17 PM  
Subby, I do have to say, that was a wonderful reference.
 
2013-10-05 01:12:29 PM  

Tannhauser: Dafatone: Boehner thinks that if he lets a clean CR come to a vote and pass, he'll get primaried.

This entire thing is Boehner not wanting to lose his job.  That's it.  There's tons of stuff that's not actually relevant or that important.  It's all Boehner wanting to keep his job.

The Dems can promise to vote for him as Speaker if he brings the clean CR to the floor and he gets a vote of no confidence from the GOP.


That doesn't help him if he's primaried by some Tea Party candidate and does not get re-elected to the House in the first place.
 
2013-10-05 01:12:46 PM  
Enemy at the Gates.
 
2013-10-05 01:13:45 PM  

foo monkey: Ambivalence: I do hope Pelosi's attempt to circumvent Boehner to pass a clean CR works. It would be deliciously ironic for republicans to depend on democrats to save us all from the crisis republicans created.

Would that be Operation Uranus?


Instantly brought this oldie but goodie to mind...

lh5.googleusercontent.com

Not mine, sadly.
 
2013-10-05 01:14:01 PM  

Tannhauser: Dafatone: Boehner thinks that if he lets a clean CR come to a vote and pass, he'll get primaried.

This entire thing is Boehner not wanting to lose his job.  That's it.  There's tons of stuff that's not actually relevant or that important.  It's all Boehner wanting to keep his job.

The Dems can promise to vote for him as Speaker if he brings the clean CR to the floor and he gets a vote of no confidence from the GOP.


Since we're going all Nazi here, I'll say, "Schadenfreude"
 
2013-10-05 01:14:05 PM  
I saw Boehner as more of a Helmuth Weidling myself. The Fuhrer is ranting in the bunker about how the shutdown will kill Obamacare all the while the Democrats are on the street to the Reagan Ranch.

If that allegory is too unsettling, we can try an other third of the Axis. Romneyshima and Ryansaki got nuked. But Emperor Reagan's dead, so there's nobody left to announce to the Tea Party Generals and the people that the war's over.

Maybe its too early for this, I think I need another Coke.
 
2013-10-05 01:15:11 PM  
Anyone else catch that firs paragraph answer find it odd?????
 
2013-10-05 01:16:31 PM  

Ambivalence: I do hope Pelosi's attempt to circumvent Boehner to pass a clean CR works. It would be deliciously ironic for republicans to depend on democrats to save us all from the crisis republicans created.



I just have a mental image of most republicans voting for it to get out of this mess and then campaigning on how they passed a republican plan to fix the democrat-led shutdown efforts.
 
2013-10-05 01:17:29 PM  
 
2013-10-05 01:18:26 PM  

Skleenar: Conservative humor.


I remember reading a 2010 column by Krugman, and he was talking about if we elect the GOP to Congress, it would be the biggest step backward for American governance in generations. I thought he was being hyperbolic. Turns out he was spot on.
 
2013-10-05 01:18:55 PM  
Obama needs to fix his website ASAP before the government is rebooted with everything but ObamaCare funded.   I see the House just voted to give all the furloughed workers backpay (paid vacation).
 
2013-10-05 01:19:53 PM  

SamWaters: Obama needs to fix his website ASAP before the government is rebooted with everything but ObamaCare funded.   I see the House just voted to give all the furloughed workers backpay (paid vacation).


I agree with this. Every single time I've tried to register on the site in the last week, it says its suffering from overload and I have to wait, and then it sits on that page forever.
 
2013-10-05 01:21:44 PM  

HighOnCraic: General Woundwort:  Come back!  Come back and fight!  Dogs aren't dangerous!


The Black Rabbit of Inle awaits.
fc05.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-05 01:22:02 PM  

FormlessOne: Subby, I do have to say, that was a wonderful reference.


There was this show that would come on the Military channel that analyzed various commander's battle plans and moves. Stalingrad is the most interesting episode, because it reallys shows how the Germans just lost the plot so quickly. Towards the end, you almost feel sorry for Paulus, because in addition to the Russian winter decimating them, every move he makes gets thwarted either by the Russians or - more often - by Hitler being his usual delusional self.
 
2013-10-05 01:22:54 PM  

FormlessOne: Subby, I do have to say, that was a wonderful reference.


Gracias. It just seemed apt to me. Either this or Masada.
 
2013-10-05 01:23:06 PM  
OK, this is the same guy that just came out and said:

"I was at the White House earlier tonight.  And I listened to the President some 20 times explain to me why he wasn't going to negotiate.  Sat there and listened to the majority leader in the United States senate, describe to me that he's not gonna talk until we surrender.  And then this morning, I got the Wall Street Journal out, and it says "Well, we don't care how long this lasts because we're winningThis isn't some damn game!"

So, it's OK to win an "epic battle," but not a game?

Call it what you will, Boner, but changing it from a game to a battle doesn't matter.  Fix this situation and get back to work.
 
2013-10-05 01:23:29 PM  

DamnYankees: SamWaters: Obama needs to fix his website ASAP before the government is rebooted with everything but ObamaCare funded.   I see the House just voted to give all the furloughed workers backpay (paid vacation).

I agree with this. Every single time I've tried to register on the site in the last week, it says its suffering from overload and I have to wait, and then it sits on that page forever.


Seems like it might be popular for some reason.
 
2013-10-05 01:24:03 PM  

KarmicDisaster: DamnYankees: SamWaters: Obama needs to fix his website ASAP before the government is rebooted with everything but ObamaCare funded.   I see the House just voted to give all the furloughed workers backpay (paid vacation).

I agree with this. Every single time I've tried to register on the site in the last week, it says its suffering from overload and I have to wait, and then it sits on that page forever.

Seems like it might be popular for some reason.


There's zero chance in hell the website was suffering from being over capacity at 7 AM on a Saturday morning.
 
2013-10-05 01:25:45 PM  
I finally RTFA and I was amused at the author trying to paint boehner as some stalwart champion, delaying the resolution of the shutdown fearing that now that the tea party has shot the nation in the ass over the budget, they may try and shoot the nation in the head over the debt ceiling if the shutdown is resolved too quickly.
 
2013-10-05 01:25:54 PM  

FatherChaos: OK, this is the same guy that just came out and said:

"I was at the White House earlier tonight.  And I listened to the President some 20 times explain to me why he wasn't going to negotiate.  Sat there and listened to the majority leader in the United States senate, describe to me that he's not gonna talk until we surrender.  And then this morning, I got the Wall Street Journal out, and it says "Well, we don't care how long this lasts because we're winning.  This isn't some damn game!"

So, it's OK to win an "epic battle," but not a game?

Call it what you will, Boner, but changing it from a game to a battle doesn't matter.  Fix this situation and get back to work.


Boehner's problem is that his ENTIRE leadership strategy has been entirely based on the idea of pacifying his nutso wing by promising them that if they are patient, they could win concessions by putting the screws to Obama over the debt ceiling. That's what he's been offering them for YEARS, with no other strategy. The fact that its not working and it won't work is destroying the facade and there's no backup. There's nothing to tell his caucus about what happens next, what they can do after this resolves. This is the gotterdammerung.
 
2013-10-05 01:27:53 PM  

Clutch2013: FormlessOne: Subby, I do have to say, that was a wonderful reference.

There was this show that would come on the Military channel that analyzed various commander's battle plans and moves. Stalingrad is the most interesting episode, because it reallys shows how the Germans just lost the plot so quickly. Towards the end, you almost feel sorry for Paulus, because in addition to the Russian winter decimating them, every move he makes gets thwarted either by the Russians or - more often - by Hitler being his usual delusional self.


My phone hates me.
 
2013-10-05 01:27:57 PM  

Dafatone: Boehner thinks that if he lets a clean CR come to a vote and pass, he'll get primaried.

This entire thing is Boehner not wanting to lose his job.  That's it.  There's tons of stuff that's not actually relevant or that important.  It's all Boehner wanting to keep his job.


Same with the 18 or so "reasonable" GOP house members.  If they stay in line they won't get primaried.  They would win their primary, but why bother if you can avoid it by being craven?
 
2013-10-05 01:30:11 PM  

DamnYankees: KarmicDisaster: DamnYankees: SamWaters: Obama needs to fix his website ASAP before the government is rebooted with everything but ObamaCare funded.   I see the House just voted to give all the furloughed workers backpay (paid vacation).

I agree with this. Every single time I've tried to register on the site in the last week, it says its suffering from overload and I have to wait, and then it sits on that page forever.

Seems like it might be popular for some reason.

There's zero chance in hell the website was suffering from being over capacity at 7 AM on a Saturday morning.


Obama probably programmed it in BASIC.
 
2013-10-05 01:30:43 PM  

DamnYankees: Either this or Masada


I love that wine!
 
2013-10-05 01:31:12 PM  

Clutch2013: There was this show that would come on the Military channel that analyzed various commander's battle plans and moves. Stalingrad is the most interesting episode, because it reallys shows how the Germans just lost the plot so quickly. Towards the end, you almost feel sorry for Paulus, because in addition to the Russian winter decimating them, every move he makes gets thwarted either by the Russians or - more often - by Hitler being his usual delusional self.


Back in my college days, I had a printout of the Fifty-Something Ways Of How Hitler Lost The War. One of which was 'extemporaneous invasion of Russia after he sneezed all over the Barbarossa plans'.  Once you start reading about the war in the east, you kinda start wondering if that wasn't all that entirely false.
 
2013-10-05 01:31:58 PM  

KarmicDisaster: DamnYankees: SamWaters: Obama needs to fix his website ASAP before the government is rebooted with everything but ObamaCare funded.   I see the House just voted to give all the furloughed workers backpay (paid vacation).

I agree with this. Every single time I've tried to register on the site in the last week, it says its suffering from overload and I have to wait, and then it sits on that page forever.

Seems like it might be popular for some reason.


Almost as if millions of Americans have no health insurance.
 
2013-10-05 01:33:41 PM  

DamnYankees: Skleenar: Conservative humor.

I remember reading a 2010 column by Krugman, and he was talking about if we elect the GOP to Congress, it would be the biggest step backward for American governance in generations. I thought he was being hyperbolic. Turns out he was spot on.


I remember, right after they were elected, he wrote a column in which the first sentence was "This is going to be a disaster."  I knew he was going to be exactly right.
 
2013-10-05 01:39:07 PM  
If the speaker were to move on a stopgap spending bill now, without conservative policy priorities attached, it would most likely pass with Republican and Democratic votes. But the ensuing Republican uproar - on and off Capitol Hill - would ensure that there would be no Republican votes to raise the debt ceiling.

Which would be the end of the Republican Party.

Aides to Mr. Boehner, however, say the speaker has a clear vision of where he wants to end up in the current crisis, but is unwilling to lay out his goals until he has a Democratic partner with whom to negotiate.

As if anyone would negotiate with him, he can't deliver a pizza, let alone his caucus.
 
2013-10-05 01:53:24 PM  
And like the Battle of Stalingrad, Stalingrad wasn't the original objective, the oilfields of the Caucusus were. he Wehrmacht until then had not ever been beaten, they excelled at mobile combined arms ('blitzkrieg'), and pointedly refused to get involved in urban combat.

Ending Obamacare = oilfields, Stalingrad = shutdown. "We have to get something out of this. And I don't know what that even is."

The shutdown became the objective, now the GOP reps are wondering how the hell they ended up in Stalingrad in the first place.
 
2013-10-05 01:54:14 PM  

Ambivalence: I finally RTFA and I was amused at the author trying to paint boehner as some stalwart champion, delaying the resolution of the shutdown fearing that now that the tea party has shot the nation in the ass over the budget, they may try and shoot the nation in the head over the debt ceiling if the shutdown is resolved too quickly.


The entire article about how Boehner was giving stress tips by 8 year Olds to fellow Republicans was weird.
 
2013-10-05 01:56:17 PM  
At a White House meeting with the president this week, Mr. Boehner twice brought up quiet talks between Ms. Murray and Representative Paul D. Ryan of Wisconsin, the House Budget Committee chairman, as a way to end the impasse with a broad budget deal. The third time, Mr. Reid laughed out loud.

"I couldn't take it any longer. I said: 'Stop it. They've met a few times and talked about nothing. The meetings were only for you, for show,' " Mr. Reid said.


...ouch.
 
2013-10-05 01:58:31 PM  

StopLurkListen: And like the Battle of Stalingrad, Stalingrad wasn't the original objective, the oilfields of the Caucusus were. he Wehrmacht until then had not ever been beaten, they excelled at mobile combined arms ('blitzkrieg'), and pointedly refused to get involved in urban combat.

Ending Obamacare = oilfields, Stalingrad = shutdown. "We have to get something out of this. And I don't know what that even is."

The shutdown became the objective, now the GOP reps are wondering how the hell they ended up in Stalingrad in the first place.


The Wehrmacht had been beaten the previous winter in the Battle of Moscow. I guess that's like the 2012 election.

Sarah Palin nomination = Beer Hall Putsch
2010 election = 1933 election
2011 debt ceiling = Steamrolling of France
2012 election = battle of moscow
Now = Stalingrad
 
2013-10-05 01:58:38 PM  

DamnYankees: There's zero chance in hell the website was suffering from being over capacity at 7 AM on a Saturday morning.


Gah!
 
2013-10-05 01:58:54 PM  

Dinki: So who is playing Hitler, screaming over the radio " The 6th Army will hold its positions to the last man and the last round."? Cantor? Limbaugh? The Kochs?


Only two posts to get this Godwinned. Good job!
 
2013-10-05 02:00:56 PM  
"I do not believe he's primarily concerned with saving his speakership. He's concerned with saving the House Republican Conference," said Vin Weber, a former Republican House member who advises the current House leadership.

Ctrl-F for "saving the country"

Nothing.

Surprised, I am not.
 
2013-10-05 02:04:05 PM  

SnapeShots: Dinki: So who is playing Hitler, screaming over the radio " The 6th Army will hold its positions to the last man and the last round."? Cantor? Limbaugh? The Kochs?

Only two posts to get this Godwinned. Good job!


It's not really a Godwin, in particular, when TFH explicitly references WWII history.
 
2013-10-05 02:04:20 PM  

SnapeShots: Dinki: So who is playing Hitler, screaming over the radio " The 6th Army will hold its positions to the last man and the last round."? Cantor? Limbaugh? The Kochs?

Only two posts to get this Godwinned. Good job!


Pre-Godwinned thread.
 
2013-10-05 02:06:22 PM  
May I humbly request the Senate rescinds the clean CR at the current level and submits a new one at pre-furlough levels. Fark them for nottaking the deal
 
2013-10-05 02:06:31 PM  

SnapeShots: Dinki: So who is playing Hitler, screaming over the radio " The 6th Army will hold its positions to the last man and the last round."? Cantor? Limbaugh? The Kochs?

Only two posts to get this Godwinned. Good job!


OH THE HUMANITY!  A headline that directly reference WWII gets Godwinned!  WHAT ARE THE ODDS!  WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
 
2013-10-05 02:07:14 PM  

Bontesla: Anyone else catch that firs paragraph answer find it odd?????


When the media has repeatedly compared your behavior to children's tantrums, you can't just serve up a hanging curveball like that.
 
2013-10-05 02:09:39 PM  

Im_Gumby: May I humbly request the Senate rescinds the clean CR at the current level and submits a new one at pre-furlough levels. Fark them for nottaking the deal


"Not even the fee for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally."
 
2013-10-05 02:10:16 PM  
So this could be Shutdowngrad, then, an equivalent to the other side's -ghazi tag.
 
2013-10-05 02:11:33 PM  

Im_Gumby: May I humbly request the Senate rescinds the clean CR at the current level and submits a new one at pre-furlough levels. Fark them for nottaking the deal


I like it.
 
2013-10-05 02:12:34 PM  

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Im_Gumby: May I humbly request the Senate rescinds the clean CR at the current level and submits a new one at pre-furlough levels. Fark them for nottaking the deal

"Not even the fee for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally."


Awesome quote.

+1
 
2013-10-05 02:13:49 PM  

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: I saw Boehner as more of a Helmuth Weidling myself. The Fuhrer is ranting in the bunker about how the shutdown will kill Obamacare all the while the Democrats are on the street to the Reagan Ranch.

If that allegory is too unsettling, we can try an other third of the Axis. Romneyshima and Ryansaki got nuked. But Emperor Reagan's dead, so there's nobody left to announce to the Tea Party Generals and the people that the war's over.

Maybe its too early for this, I think I need another Coke.


When do we get to that other third of the Axis story endings, with Ted Cruz and his female acquaintance Michelle Bachmann at a gas station?
 
2013-10-05 02:15:26 PM  

DamnYankees: StopLurkListen: And like the Battle of Stalingrad, Stalingrad wasn't the original objective, the oilfields of the Caucusus were. he Wehrmacht until then had not ever been beaten, they excelled at mobile combined arms ('blitzkrieg'), and pointedly refused to get involved in urban combat.

Ending Obamacare = oilfields, Stalingrad = shutdown. "We have to get something out of this. And I don't know what that even is."

The shutdown became the objective, now the GOP reps are wondering how the hell they ended up in Stalingrad in the first place.

The Wehrmacht had been beaten the previous winter in the Battle of Moscow. I guess that's like the 2012 election.

Sarah Palin nomination = Beer Hall Putsch
2010 election = 1933 election
2011 debt ceiling = Steamrolling of France
2012 election = battle of moscow
Now = Stalingrad


I stand corrected. I should have instead said how the Wehrmacht 6th Army was completely destroyed.
 
2013-10-05 02:15:27 PM  

12349876: SnapeShots: Dinki: So who is playing Hitler, screaming over the radio " The 6th Army will hold its positions to the last man and the last round."? Cantor? Limbaugh? The Kochs?

Only two posts to get this Godwinned. Good job!

OH THE HUMANITY!  A headline that directly reference WWII gets Godwinned!  WHAT ARE THE ODDS!  WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!


You know who else lost his shiat over discussions of the Battle of Stalingrad?
 
2013-10-05 02:18:45 PM  

Crabs_Can_Polevault: foo monkey: Ambivalence: I do hope Pelosi's attempt to circumvent Boehner to pass a clean CR works. It would be deliciously ironic for republicans to depend on democrats to save us all from the crisis republicans created.

Would that be Operation Uranus?

Instantly brought this oldie but goodie to mind...

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 600x491]

Not mine, sadly.


My God, what was happening when that picture was taken?  That is awesome.
 
2013-10-05 02:18:57 PM  
The Democrats ought to be dropping to their knees in gratitude for the shutdown. If not for that, the news media might have to cover the ongoing catastrophe that is the opening of Obamacare. Thanks, Republicans!
 
2013-10-05 02:21:00 PM  

Dinki: So who is playing Hitler, screaming over the radio " The 6th Army will hold its positions to the last man and the last round."? Cantor? Limbaugh? The Kochs?


I think t means we shoult turn the Russian army loose on the GOP.
 
2013-10-05 02:21:59 PM  

Bontesla: Ambivalence: I finally RTFA and I was amused at the author trying to paint boehner as some stalwart champion, delaying the resolution of the shutdown fearing that now that the tea party has shot the nation in the ass over the budget, they may try and shoot the nation in the head over the debt ceiling if the shutdown is resolved too quickly.

The entire article about how Boehner was giving stress tips by 8 year Olds to fellow Republicans was weird.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought so.  What do 8 year old know about stress?
 
2013-10-05 02:23:54 PM  

jjorsett: The Democrats ought to be dropping to their knees in gratitude for the shutdown. If not for that, the news media might have to cover the ongoing catastrophe that is the opening of Obamacare. Thanks, Republicans!


I kinda have to agree with this. Were it not for the ongoing political debacle all eyes would be on the ACA roll-out, and the comments would not be complimentary. In a certain sense, I think the repub decision to make the continuing resolution into an issue was in part due to a desire to draw attention away from the triumphant implementation of Obamacare. If they'd known what a mess it would turn out to be, they wouldn't have gone to the trouble of trying to undercut it this way. They're all probably kicking themselves right now...
 
2013-10-05 02:24:14 PM  

Clutch2013: FormlessOne: Subby, I do have to say, that was a wonderful reference.

There was this show that would come on the Military channel that analyzed various commander's battle plans and moves. Stalingrad is the most interesting episode, because it reallys shows how the Germans just lost the plot so quickly. Towards the end, you almost feel sorry for Paulus, because in addition to the Russian winter decimating them, every move he makes gets thwarted either by the Russians or - more often - by Hitler being his usual delusional self.


Hitler damn near did as much to defeat the German army as the Russians.
 
2013-10-05 02:26:09 PM  

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Back in my college days, I had a printout of the Fifty-Something Ways Of How Hitler Lost The War.


The other big way he lost was by being so focused on marching into Paris that he let the allies escape from Dunkirk. In other words, symbolism over substance.

Republicans are so focused on defeating Obamacare that they don't realize all they're going to do is take us right back to 2008, and 2008 really sucked.
 
2013-10-05 02:28:56 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Republicans are so focused on defeating Obamacare that they don't realize all they're going to do is take us right back to 2008, and 2008 really sucked.


And before anyone jumps all over me, I meant 2008 in general, not the fact that Obama was elected.
 
2013-10-05 02:29:18 PM  

clambam: If they'd known what a mess it would turn out to be, they wouldn't have gone to the trouble of trying to undercut it this way.


The only people who think it's a mess are those who are reaching for straws trying to make something into a failure.
 
2013-10-05 02:32:11 PM  
the longer this goes on

I doubt it--The past 5 years should have been the official death of the Republican party, but there are more than enough stupid spiteful Americans to put another Bush/Romney/McCain type administration into office in 2016.
 
2013-10-05 02:34:37 PM  

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Back in my college days, I had a printout of the Fifty-Something Ways Of How Hitler Lost The War.


Worst Paul Simon song ever.
 
2013-10-05 02:36:11 PM  
With his troops anxious for a way forward, Speaker John A. Boehner began a closed-door meeting of House Republicans on Friday morning with a recitation of letters from local schoolchildren on how they deal with stress.

Clearly, he's taking advice from the people the GOP most identify with.
 
2013-10-05 02:37:01 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Crabs_Can_Polevault: foo monkey: Ambivalence: I do hope Pelosi's attempt to circumvent Boehner to pass a clean CR works. It would be deliciously ironic for republicans to depend on democrats to save us all from the crisis republicans created.

Would that be Operation Uranus?

Instantly brought this oldie but goodie to mind...

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 600x491]

Not mine, sadly.

My God, what was happening when that picture was taken?  That is awesome.


I believe it was taken about the <i>last</i> time the Leaking Cheetoh took on the current administration and got snookered. I want to think it was around the Sequester, but I couldn't swear to that.

Admittedly, all I could remember were the expressions and captioning.
 
2013-10-05 02:38:23 PM  

ImpendingCynic: The other big way he lost was by being so focused on marching into Paris that he let the allies escape from Dunkirk. In other words, symbolism over substance.


It was a humorous list, actually. 'Land war in Asia,' 'Lost the Ark to Indiana Jones,' 'Drunk dialed Tojo at the 3 in the morning daring him to attack the U.S.,' 'Forgot to leave Stalin a Dear Joey letter.'
 
2013-10-05 02:39:28 PM  

God's Hubris: With his troops anxious for a way forward, Speaker John A. Boehner began a closed-door meeting of House Republicans on Friday morning with a recitation of letters from local schoolchildren on how they deal with stress.

Clearly, he's taking advice from the people the GOP most identify with.


Thread also over.
 
2013-10-05 02:39:46 PM  
Once again, we are not going to have a 3rd party in this country.

People should be criticizing the Democrats for their refusal to fight for their policies, but there should be overwhelming support for what they're doing and utter condemnation for the Republican party, and frankly, possible calls for their disbanding as a political entity.

This is really the only way.
 
2013-10-05 02:39:52 PM  

BMulligan: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Back in my college days, I had a printout of the Fifty-Something Ways Of How Hitler Lost The War.

Worst Paul Simon song ever.


Just drop off the key, Lee
And work makes you free
 
2013-10-05 02:39:58 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Back in my college days, I had a printout of the Fifty-Something Ways Of How Hitler Lost The War.

The other big way he lost was by being so focused on marching into Paris that he let the allies escape from Dunkirk. In other words, symbolism over substance.

Republicans are so focused on defeating Obamacare that they don't realize all they're going to do is take us right back to 2008, and 2008 really sucked.


That's my basic assessment.  Had he broken the English army at Dunkirk, the war would have turned out very differently.

But, enough threadjack.  On with more Boehner mockery.
 
2013-10-05 02:42:06 PM  

HighOnCraic: BMulligan: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Back in my college days, I had a printout of the Fifty-Something Ways Of How Hitler Lost The War.

Worst Paul Simon song ever.

Just drop off the key, Lee
And work makes you free


Win.
 
2013-10-05 02:45:16 PM  

Ambivalence: Bontesla: Ambivalence: I finally RTFA and I was amused at the author trying to paint boehner as some stalwart champion, delaying the resolution of the shutdown fearing that now that the tea party has shot the nation in the ass over the budget, they may try and shoot the nation in the head over the debt ceiling if the shutdown is resolved too quickly.

The entire article about how Boehner was giving stress tips by 8 year Olds to fellow Republicans was weird.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought so.  What do 8 year old know about stress?


Well, children do actually have a much more difficult time dealing with stress because they don't have the capacity to do so. So minor issues at school or over toys  can be incredibly difficult for an eight-year-old to deal with.

But as I've said before, the Republicans aren't children, who actively learn about the world and want to join adult society. They aren't adults, either. They're the archetypial freaks of human memory.
 
2013-10-05 02:46:52 PM  
Going to be a blast if the website traffic problems get linked to a gop Dos attacks.
 
2013-10-05 02:49:20 PM  

Evilnissan: Going to be a blast if the website traffic problems get linked to a gop Dos attacks.


I doubt there's enough GOPers out there with the skills to do that.  Computers are science, after all.  They ignore religious talk and have never come out against abortion, so most GOPers ignore computers or equate them with the devil.
 
2013-10-05 02:51:14 PM  
Right.

Obama's approval rating is at 41% now by the way.
 
2013-10-05 02:57:19 PM  

Infernalist: Evilnissan: Going to be a blast if the website traffic problems get linked to a gop Dos attacks.

I doubt there's enough GOPers out there with the skills to do that.  Computers are science, after all.  They ignore religious talk and have never come out against abortion, so most GOPers ignore computers or equate them with the devil.


But they have cash and the means. They will just say its job creation.
 
2013-10-05 02:59:30 PM  

jjorsett: The Democrats ought to be dropping to their knees in gratitude for the shutdown. If not for that, the news media might have to cover the ongoing catastrophe that is the opening of Obamacare. Thanks, Republicans!


Damn!  It's the only thing that could have worked, too!  Maybe you guys can get Obama to re-start the program after the government is working again.  Sort of a do-over.  Maybe give you guys a chance to get some kind of media push behind you.  Maybe you guys should get a network or affiliation of websites/patriot bloggers to get this news out.
 
2013-10-05 03:02:52 PM  
One man will not allow a clean CR bill to come to a vote.

A single man can completely throttle the entire government.

This is absolutely unacceptable.
 
2013-10-05 03:04:26 PM  

HighOnCraic: BMulligan: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Back in my college days, I had a printout of the Fifty-Something Ways Of How Hitler Lost The War.

Worst Paul Simon song ever.

Just drop off the key, Lee
And work makes you free


Exterminate a Jew, Lou
Cyanide for me 'n you
 
2013-10-05 03:05:23 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Crabs_Can_Polevault: foo monkey: Ambivalence: I do hope Pelosi's attempt to circumvent Boehner to pass a clean CR works. It would be deliciously ironic for republicans to depend on democrats to save us all from the crisis republicans created.

Would that be Operation Uranus?

Instantly brought this oldie but goodie to mind...

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 600x491]

Not mine, sadly.

My God, what was happening when that picture was taken?  That is awesome.


If I remember correctly, it was the day the Supreme Court found the Affordable Care Act to be constitutional.  It is my very favorite picture of Bohener - he looks like a kid who dropped his ice cream cone and someone told him that no, he can't have a new one.
 
2013-10-05 03:08:22 PM  
DamnYankees:
Sarah Palin nomination = Beer Hall Putsch
2010 election = 1933 election
2011 debt ceiling = Steamrolling of France
2012 election = battle of moscow
Now = Stalingrad


Your jib. I like the cut of it.
 
2013-10-05 03:09:39 PM  
I read Paulus as Pyrrhus at first... Pyrrhus, unlike Boehner and Paulus, actually managed to win major battles.
 
2013-10-05 03:09:52 PM  

randomjsa: Right.

Obama's approval rating is at 41% now by the way.


congressional Republicans' is 17%, what's your point.
 
2013-10-05 03:11:02 PM  

quizzical: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Crabs_Can_Polevault: foo monkey: Ambivalence: I do hope Pelosi's attempt to circumvent Boehner to pass a clean CR works. It would be deliciously ironic for republicans to depend on democrats to save us all from the crisis republicans created.

Would that be Operation Uranus?

Instantly brought this oldie but goodie to mind...

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 600x491]

Not mine, sadly.

My God, what was happening when that picture was taken?  That is awesome.

If I remember correctly, it was the day the Supreme Court found the Affordable Care Act to be constitutional.  It is my very favorite picture of Bohener - he looks like a kid who dropped his ice cream cone and someone told him that no, he can't have a new one.


Oh, wait, I'm entirely wrong.  The picture was taken the day before the ACA decision.  But the link explains why my brain associates them together.
 
2013-10-05 03:14:45 PM  
FTFA: At a White House meeting with the president this week, Mr. Boehner twice brought up quiet talks between Ms. Murray and Representative Paul D. Ryan of Wisconsin, the House Budget Committee chairman, as a way to end the impasse with a broad budget deal. The third time, Mr. Reid laughed out loud.  "I couldn't take it any longer. I said: 'Stop it. They've met a few times and talked about nothing. The meetings were only for you, for show,' " Mr. Reid said.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-10-05 03:15:41 PM  

Dafatone: Boehner thinks that if he lets a clean CR come to a vote and pass, he'll get primaried.

This entire thing is Boehner not wanting to lose his job.  That's it.  There's tons of stuff that's not actually relevant or that important.  It's all Boehner wanting to keep his job.


He's done after this anyway.
 
2013-10-05 03:30:53 PM  
Boehner is too limp and flaccid to stand up to anything.  Like Paulus he'll be going into exile soon.  Too bad it won't be a real Gulag.
 
2013-10-05 03:38:40 PM  
There is but ONE WAY out of this hole, and it seems that it's KEEP DIGGING!

Good luck with that.
 
2013-10-05 03:43:33 PM  

randomjsa: Right.

Obama's approval rating is at 41% now by the way.


What's the GOP's?
 
2013-10-05 03:47:54 PM  

whidbey: the longer this goes on

I doubt it--The past 5 years should have been the official death of the Republican party, but there are more than enough stupid spiteful Americans to put another Bush/Romney/McCain type administration into office in 2016.


And now there is a precedent where the federal government can force you to buy something against your will. There's also the precedent that the president can waive or delay laws he doesn't like.

Gee...thanks...that helps so much.
 
2013-10-05 03:55:40 PM  

SnapeShots: whidbey: the longer this goes on

I doubt it--The past 5 years should have been the official death of the Republican party, but there are more than enough stupid spiteful Americans to put another Bush/Romney/McCain type administration into office in 2016.

And now there is a precedent where the federal government can force you to buy something against your will. There's also the precedent that the president can waive or delay laws he doesn't like.

Gee...thanks...that helps so much.


If you really believe either of those paranoid contentions, then I don't think anything's going to help you.
 
2013-10-05 04:02:04 PM  
So who will make the now obligatory Downfall parody on Youtube?
 
2013-10-05 04:03:46 PM  

OdradekRex: So who will make the now obligatory Downfall parody on Youtube?


There's always that Hitler movie. Just come up with some new subtitles.

/godwin
 
2013-10-05 04:16:52 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: clambam: If they'd known what a mess it would turn out to be, they wouldn't have gone to the trouble of trying to undercut it this way.

The only people who think it's a mess are those who are reaching for straws trying to make something into a failure.


Sorry man, it's kind of a mess. I'm speaking purely in terms of the technical challenge of enabling everyone in the US to access ACA benefits in a timely manner. If it's all ironed out in a week, fine. If it isn't, there's a serious problem.
 
2013-10-05 04:19:36 PM  

clambam: cameroncrazy1984: clambam: If they'd known what a mess it would turn out to be, they wouldn't have gone to the trouble of trying to undercut it this way.

The only people who think it's a mess are those who are reaching for straws trying to make something into a failure.

Sorry man, it's kind of a mess. I'm speaking purely in terms of the technical challenge of enabling everyone in the US to access ACA benefits in a timely manner. If it's all ironed out in a week, fine. If it isn't, there's a serious problem.


It's a mess frankly because the "mandate" isn't..
 
2013-10-05 04:34:13 PM  

El_Perro: Tannhauser: Dafatone: Boehner thinks that if he lets a clean CR come to a vote and pass, he'll get primaried.

This entire thing is Boehner not wanting to lose his job.  That's it.  There's tons of stuff that's not actually relevant or that important.  It's all Boehner wanting to keep his job.

The Dems can promise to vote for him as Speaker if he brings the clean CR to the floor and he gets a vote of no confidence from the GOP.

That doesn't help him if he's primaried by some Tea Party candidate and does not get re-elected to the House in the first place.


Not a big deal.  His district is more country club than rod 'n gun club.
 
2013-10-05 04:40:45 PM  

clambam: cameroncrazy1984: clambam: If they'd known what a mess it would turn out to be, they wouldn't have gone to the trouble of trying to undercut it this way.

The only people who think it's a mess are those who are reaching for straws trying to make something into a failure.

Sorry man, it's kind of a mess. I'm speaking purely in terms of the technical challenge of enabling everyone in the US to access ACA benefits in a timely manner. If it's all ironed out in a week, fine. If it isn't, there's a serious problem.


Why is it a serious problem? The mandate doesn't go into effect for three more months.
 
2013-10-05 04:56:50 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: clambam: cameroncrazy1984: clambam: If they'd known what a mess it would turn out to be, they wouldn't have gone to the trouble of trying to undercut it this way.

The only people who think it's a mess are those who are reaching for straws trying to make something into a failure.

Sorry man, it's kind of a mess. I'm speaking purely in terms of the technical challenge of enabling everyone in the US to access ACA benefits in a timely manner. If it's all ironed out in a week, fine. If it isn't, there's a serious problem.

Why is it a serious problem? The mandate doesn't go into effect for three more months.


You weren't responding to me, but I'll chime in anyway.   Yes, the technical glitches are very bad.  I work for a "death panel" and I have a little insight here.

Anyone (the GOP) saying people don't want this is insane.  The demand has been incredible.  The phones have been ringing off the hook with people wanting to sign up.  However, they want to know if they are eligible for subsidies before doing so.  And that's where things are falling apart.  Web sites don't work when you get to that point.  We could have signed up *hundreds* of new members this week, but due to those problems we only have a handful.  To make matters worse, we have a network of brokers trying to sell our plans, but they can't close the deal because they can't quote the subsidies.  They are incensed because they have people with checkbooks in hand ready to make their binder payments and sign up but they can't.

For me, I don't understand why anyone is even trying to sign up now.  The whole point of an open enrollment period is to have time to shop.  Coverage doesn't start until Jan 1 no matter what.

But to reiterate - it is unbelievable how many people have been waiting for this to happen.  The competition is only going to get better next year when the delayed employer mandates kick in and the really big players come into the exchanges.
 
2013-10-05 05:01:28 PM  

SnapeShots: Dinki: So who is playing Hitler, screaming over the radio " The 6th Army will hold its positions to the last man and the last round."? Cantor? Limbaugh? The Kochs?

Only two posts to get this Godwinned. Good job!


The headline references General Paulus and Stalingrad. World War II ring any bells? How about the Great Patriotic War? The war against Hitler? Hello? McFly?

Mentioning Hitler in the context of that headline doesn't count as a Godwin.
 
2013-10-05 05:14:05 PM  
Here's the deal.... If nothing gets passed at the debt ceiling isn't raised... We will all farming lose bad.  And blame will go around to everyone... Guaranteed.  House  repub reps may get voted out.... But not until an entire year later and the damage will have already been done.

Dems are going to blink.... They have to.... But how much they blink to meet blinking repub reps is the question.
 
2013-10-05 05:27:01 PM  

DFWTCU: Here's the deal.... If nothing gets passed at the debt ceiling isn't raised... We will all farming lose bad.  And blame will go around to everyone... Guaranteed.  House  repub reps may get voted out.... But not until an entire year later and the damage will have already been done.

Dems are going to blink.... They have to.... But how much they blink to meet blinking repub reps is the question.


No.

If they blink, this is forever legitimized. And will happen. Again and again and again.

And no, we're not going over the debt ceiling. Because I realize Obama has *said* he won't use alternative measures to get around it, but he has to, or there's no pressure for the house to try.

For whatever faults Obama may have, he is a pragmatist. He is not just going to sit there and watch the World Economy take a nuke. If forced to, he *will* use one of the possible workarounds.
 
2013-10-05 05:34:20 PM  
And I'm sure it will go to the Supreme Court immediately after that... And if they agree.... Then the power of the purse has forever changed.  And if they don't, the country is immediately in default.

People are going to blink because they're not going to leave it up to nine magical wizards in black robes.
 
2013-10-05 05:41:25 PM  

DFWTCU: People are going to blink because they're not going to leave it up to nine magical wizards in black robes.


You think they are going to blink because the Supreme Court can't make big decisions?
 
2013-10-05 05:57:06 PM  

jjorsett: The Democrats ought to be dropping to their knees in gratitude for the shutdown. If not for that, the news media might have to cover the ongoing catastrophe that is the opening of Obamacare. Thanks, Republicans!


Yes, sweetie. millions of Americans being able to afford medical care is a catastrophe.

A catastrophe. Healthy Americans, going to work, helping reduce our federal deficit. A catastrophe.
 
2013-10-05 06:19:04 PM  

DFWTCU: And I'm sure it will go to the Supreme Court immediately after that... And if they agree.... Then the power of the purse has forever changed.  And if they don't, the country is immediately in default.

People are going to blink because they're not going to leave it up to nine magical wizards in black robes.


Republicans, specifically, will blink because they cannot avoid blame for a default.   With respect to the business community, who increasingly fund their campaigns, the PR war is over, and the Republicans have lost.
 
2013-10-05 06:54:39 PM  

Dafatone: Boehner thinks that if he lets a clean CR come to a vote and pass, he'll get primaried.

This entire thing is Boehner not wanting to lose his job.  That's it.  There's tons of stuff that's not actually relevant or that important.  It's all Boehner wanting to keep his job.


Except that that wont happen.
Even if he lost the primary to some WACKJOB, he would run as an independent and easily keep his seat.
FFS, his district LIKES him, they wont teaparty him ...
 
2013-10-05 07:09:24 PM  

whidbey: SnapeShots: And now there is a precedent where the federal government can force you to buy something against your will. There's also the precedent that the president can waive or delay laws he doesn't like.

If you really believe either of those paranoid contentions, then I don't think anything's going to help you.


The ACA was passed saying you must buy health insurance or be fined. The Supreme Court concurred, saying the Commerce Clause can be used to force you to buy a product or service even if you don't want it. After it was passed, and the Supreme Court said it was constitutional, President Obama delayed implementation (illegally) of the business mandate to buy the insurance for their workers.

Just because you don't believe it doesn't make it untrue.
 
2013-10-05 07:43:22 PM  

namatad: Dafatone: Boehner thinks that if he lets a clean CR come to a vote and pass, he'll get primaried.

This entire thing is Boehner not wanting to lose his job.  That's it.  There's tons of stuff that's not actually relevant or that important.  It's all Boehner wanting to keep his job.

Except that that wont happen.
Even if he lost the primary to some WACKJOB, he would run as an independent and easily keep his seat.
FFS, his district LIKES him, they wont teaparty him ...


Perhaps, but if the national GOP and/or their big dollar benefactors decide to fund a teabagger opponent instead of Boehner, he'll have to find some way of funding his campaign. And if he manages to win the primary, he'll then have to deal with running in the general election with an empty coin-purse.

And it's not just his job as Representative from Ohio Congressional District #Potato that's on the line, there's also his job as Speaker Of The House Of Representatives that he stands to lose as well.

/I don't know if Ohio has a law on the books that prohibits primary election losers from running in the general under a different party or as an independent
//if they do have such a law and John Erection loses the primary to a Koch-funded teabagger, he's completely out of luck
 
2013-10-05 08:27:58 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: KarmicDisaster: DamnYankees: SamWaters: Obama needs to fix his website ASAP before the government is rebooted with everything but ObamaCare funded.   I see the House just voted to give all the furloughed workers backpay (paid vacation).

I agree with this. Every single time I've tried to register on the site in the last week, it says its suffering from overload and I have to wait, and then it sits on that page forever.

Seems like it might be popular for some reason.

Almost as if millions of Americans have no health insurance.


Or in my case, Really shiatty Insurance (LLC).

I work for a small company. They don't offer insurance, and it's really hard to find decent insurance as an individual.
 
2013-10-05 08:48:41 PM  
StopLurkListen:  And like the Battle of Stalingrad, Stalingrad wasn't the original objective, the oilfields of the Caucusus were. he Wehrmacht until then had not ever been beaten, they excelled at mobile combined arms ('blitzkrieg'), and pointedly refused to get involved in urban combat.

Ending Obamacare = oilfields, Stalingrad = shutdown.  "We have to get something out of this. And I don't know what that even is."

The shutdown became the objective, now the GOP reps are wondering how the hell they ended up in Stalingrad in the first place.


Dat's easy, Doc!  Dey missed dat left toin at Albuquerque!
 
2013-10-05 08:59:27 PM  

DFWTCU: Here's the deal.... If nothing gets passed at the debt ceiling isn't raised... We will all farming lose bad.  And blame will go around to everyone... Guaranteed.  House  repub reps may get voted out.... But not until an entire year later and the damage will have already been done.

Dems are going to blink.... They have to.... But how much they blink to meet blinking repub reps is the question.


OK. I'll bite. The "Dems" won't get a chance to blink. This ball is in the House of Representatives' court.

On one hand we have a bill that was turned into law via the Constitution and survived challenge in the supreme court. On the other hand we have Republicans who want to default on the US debt because they hate "big government" and apparently, to them, "big government" means this particular law and they intend to defy the US Constitution. Next Tuesday, to the same folks, "big government" could be teaching evolution in schools.

Seriously, it's turned into a Civil War and some folks are going to lose.
 
2013-10-05 09:08:30 PM  

Infernalist: Evilnissan: Going to be a blast if the website traffic problems get linked to a gop Dos attacks.

I doubt there's enough GOPers out there with the skills to do that.  Computers are science, after all.  They ignore religious talk and have never come out against abortion, so most GOPers ignore computers or equate them with the devil.


But there are SO many Overzealous Stafferstm
 
2013-10-05 09:37:26 PM  
Rep. Boner is bad at his job.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-05 09:42:03 PM  
Rep. Boner is really bad at his job.


www.bbc.co.uk
 
2013-10-05 10:33:27 PM  
That means Obama is Stalin, confirming my suspicions all along

*lean back on chair*
*park feet on desk*
*chomp on cigar*
 
2013-10-05 11:55:57 PM  

Kome: Ambivalence: I do hope Pelosi's attempt to circumvent Boehner to pass a clean CR works. It would be deliciously ironic for republicans to depend on democrats to save us all from the crisis republicans created.

If by "ironic" you mean "how things have been for the last couple of decades" then yes. The Dems are always the ones cleaning up the the messes made by Republicans.


For how long now?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
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