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(Portland Press Herald)   Limerick woman goes for a drive // Takes her car on Route 5 // After acting quite rash // She's involved in a crash // If she's lucky she'll make it alive   (pressherald.com) divider line 19
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2013-10-05 12:01:54 PM
Paging MaxxLarge.... MaxxLarge your presence is requested in thread 7962729 to fix the meter on a butchered limerick
 
2013-10-05 12:27:01 PM

Donnchadha: Paging MaxxLarge.... MaxxLarge your presence is requested in thread 7962729 to fix the meter on a butchered limerick


As you wish...

She's lucky she's seeing a nurse,
And not the inside of a hearse.
The pitching and swerving?
Completely unnerving.
I'm saying it could have been verse.
 
2013-10-05 12:37:57 PM

Donnchadha: Paging MaxxLarge.... MaxxLarge your presence is requested in thread 7962729 to fix the meter on a butchered limerick


You said it before I could. He is the best, and now I shall reopst his best one ever, from this thread:

http://www.fark.com/comments/7663762/No-one-really-thought-Kate-Upto n- would-go-to-prom-with-that-kid-right

A kiss from a 10 is amazing.
Some boob from an 8 is worth praising.
From  6 down to  4,
She'll have to do more,
And 1's? Only during a hazing.
 
2013-10-05 01:04:52 PM

MaxxLarge: Donnchadha: Paging MaxxLarge.... MaxxLarge your presence is requested in thread 7962729 to fix the meter on a butchered limerick

As you wish...

She's lucky she's seeing a nurse,
And not the inside of a hearse.
The pitching and swerving?
Completely unnerving.
I'm saying it could have been verse.


Now that, kids, is how it's done
 
2013-10-05 01:06:51 PM

MaxxLarge: Donnchadha: Paging MaxxLarge.... MaxxLarge your presence is requested in thread 7962729 to fix the meter on a butchered limerick

As you wish...

She's lucky she's seeing a nurse,
And not the inside of a hearse.
The pitching and swerving?
Completely unnerving.
I'm saying it could have been verse.


farking beautiful man.
 
2013-10-05 01:08:47 PM
There once was a woman named Jill ,
Who swallowed an exploding pill ,
They found her vagina ,
In North Carolina ,
And her tits in a tree in Brazil .
 
2013-10-05 01:11:53 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This woman sucks at driving
 
2013-10-05 01:15:35 PM
If she's , lucky ,


A Shatner-ick?
 
2013-10-05 01:19:21 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-05 01:28:44 PM
A woman driving through her nation,
Crashed and earned an injury vacation
I can't tell you where
Lest the irony scare
but this meter betrays her location
 
2013-10-05 01:34:29 PM
A woman from Limerick, Maine
Thought that stopping her car was a pain
So she'd text and she'd drive
Now she's barely alive
Cuz her iPhone is part of her brain
 
2013-10-05 01:51:52 PM
I've just come in to say that I was in Limerick, Ireland a few weeks ago and the people there are some of the nicest I've met in my life.

/they did not speak in limericks though
 
2013-10-05 02:00:41 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Roses are red
Violets are blue
This woman sucks at driving


+1 funnay from me XD
 
2013-10-05 02:10:19 PM

Und Becks: I've just come in to say that I was in Limerick, Ireland a few weeks ago and the people there are some of the nicest I've met in my life.

/they did not speak in limericks though


Did they wait until they were out of town?
 
2013-10-05 02:15:24 PM

Und Becks: I've just come in to say that I was in Limerick, Ireland a few weeks ago and the people there are some of the nicest I've met in my life.

/they did not speak in limericks though


Did you happen to run into these guys while you were there?

i1107.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-05 02:29:42 PM

skinink: There once was a woman named Jill ,
Who swallowed an exploding pill ,
They found her vagina ,
In North Carolina ,
And her tits in a tree in Brazil .


Dude, that story's not true.
 
2013-10-05 04:37:50 PM
If I recall correctly, Arizona DOT bought the rights to Burma Shave so they could install lymrics and safety slogans in that form along Historic US 66.
 
2013-10-05 04:44:53 PM
My faviourite:

http://www.fark.com/comments/6828031/

It seems like this sting was for naught.
Since even though sex can be bought,
The article's writer
Erects a divider:
The shame only comes when you're caught.
 
2013-10-05 05:24:22 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: skinink: There once was a woman named Jill ,
Who swallowed an exploding pill ,
They found her vagina ,
In North Carolina ,
And her tits in a tree in Brazil .

Dude, that story's not true.



that's right because her name was Alice,
she used dynamite sticks for a phallus
t'was South Carolina
whence fell her vagina
and parts of her anus in Dallas.
 
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