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(YouTube)   Witch burnings, lengthy pauses, and walnuts feature in The Touch of Satan from MST3k season 9, a great offering from Mike, Servo, and Crow. "My obsession with the color brown is getting out of hand"   (youtube.com) divider line 16
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2013-10-05 12:58:12 PM
This is where the fish live.
 
2013-10-05 01:15:02 PM

Ghacko The Pony: This is where the fish lives.


Every walnut ranch needs a fish.
 
2013-10-05 01:49:36 PM

Bondith: Ghacko The Pony: This is where the fish lives.

Every walnut ranch needs a fish.


There's been a walnut uprising.
 
2013-10-05 02:02:56 PM
That's not a name, it's a bad Scrabble hand!
 
2013-10-05 02:12:25 PM

ZAH!

 
2013-10-05 02:19:18 PM
Goodnight creepy vacuous girl
 
2013-10-05 02:28:55 PM
(Family laughing at dinner table)
"...and then he died!"
 
2013-10-05 03:04:54 PM
The walnuts sure tear through the hay.
 
2013-10-05 03:09:16 PM
A Beez McKeever episode! No Bark!

BARK!

Punish me, Beez, I've been barking
 
2013-10-05 03:11:33 PM
Good-night, fish!
 
2013-10-05 03:15:22 PM
She's kneeling in deputy.
 
2013-10-05 04:16:09 PM

Ghacko The Pony: This is where the fish live.


This is where my tongue lives
 
2013-10-05 04:50:25 PM

Fabric_Man: ZAH!


I've said "Zah!" in better places than this!
 
2013-10-05 05:39:49 PM
Walnuts? I don't remember walnuts at witch hangings.

Chestnuts, yes.
Roasting them onsite was discouraged by the authorities, who didn't want people getting burned who weren't scheduled to be burned. They used to sell them in the crowd.

Are you sure you don't mean chestnuts?

My ancestors were among the witches and the accusers both at the Salem Witch trials. I know a thing or two about ethnic cleansing, greed and feuds as I am well-read on the subject of superstition.

The last witch trial in North America was held in my native province of New Brunswick. In 1915. The Bible-thumpers are still quite backwards there, yea, unto this very day. Scarcely a year goes by without some jerk leaving a dead cat on somebody's doorstep and causing a witch panic among the Pentecostals or Baptists. Damn Metal Rockers.

From time to time they'll raid one of the cold storage units where they put coffins of people who die in the Winter when you can't dig a grave with a back-hoe and leave some poor old fecker's head on a doorstep. This is called Satanism. It used to be called "pranking" but religion gets dragged into everything nowadays. In olden times, a sack of poo or a carved turnip would have done the job.
 
2013-10-05 06:15:49 PM
The number of Von Karajan references pleases me
 
2013-10-06 04:04:06 AM
Look! It's Clu Golager!
 
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