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(NBC News)   New drug developed to prevent premature ejaculation. Drug was set to be released in December but accidentally came out a few weeks early   (nbcnews.com) divider line 37
    More: Spiffy, premature ejaculation, impotences, Eli Lilly  
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2013-10-05 11:10:59 AM  
There is a pretty reliable drug for that already called "whiskey".
 
2013-10-05 11:49:02 AM  

dittybopper: There is a pretty reliable drug for that already called "whiskey".


Side effect of whiskey dick though....
 
2013-10-05 11:51:46 AM  

Podna: Side effect of whiskey dick though....


Proper dosage is important for any medical treatment
 
2013-10-05 11:53:15 AM  
They said this Pizza would be crisp and tasty.
 
2013-10-05 11:55:24 AM  
Waitwaitwait..... it's lidocaine? You can already buy topical lidocaine ointments over-the-counter in a strong enough dosage to make your dick numb, much less desensitized. What is the point of this stuff?
 
2013-10-05 11:55:36 AM  
this whole page makes me want to barf. it's an advert piece next to an advert for cialis. we'll get to any lengths *har har* to ensure that men can get it up AND cum "in an appropriate amount of time"
 
2013-10-05 11:58:14 AM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Waitwaitwait..... it's lidocaine? You can already buy topical lidocaine ointments over-the-counter in a strong enough dosage to make your dick numb, much less desensitized. What is the point of this stuff?


Maybe the absorption rate so it doesn't affect the partner?

Total guess.
 
2013-10-05 12:10:13 PM  
Yeah, it's called an SSRI.  It also prevents mature ejaculation and postmature ejaculation.
 
2013-10-05 12:18:55 PM  
tekstovi-pesama.com
 
2013-10-05 12:28:34 PM  

Precision Boobery: Yeah, it's called an SSRI.  It also prevents mature ejaculation and postmature ejaculation.


Uh, ya, and has a whole host of side effects, like being an ANTIDEPRESSANT, and requiring a prescription, as well as running a whole host of other issues.

/whole host
 
2013-10-05 12:48:36 PM  

Precision Boobery: Yeah, it's called an SSRI.  It also prevents mature ejaculation and postmature ejaculation.


Zoloft was like a cum dispenser, so I don't know what you're getting at.  Someone could saw off my arm and I'd cum.  That stuff was like ecstasy 24/7.
 
2013-10-05 12:53:09 PM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Waitwaitwait..... it's lidocaine? You can already buy topical lidocaine ointments over-the-counter in a strong enough dosage to make your dick numb, much less desensitized. What is the point of this stuff?


Good news! It's a suppository!
 
2013-10-05 01:27:57 PM  
I hear it's coming quickly.
 
2013-10-05 01:42:05 PM  
+1 headline subby. I loled
 
2013-10-05 01:42:32 PM  
I'd never have it on hand because this sort of thing has never happened before.  Honest!
 
2013-10-05 02:28:44 PM  

dittybopper: There is a pretty reliable drug for that already called "whiskey".


There is a pretty reliable drug for that called "whiskey" marijuana. YMMV.
 
2013-10-05 02:34:03 PM  
Spiffy?  More like Stiffy!

VTGremlin: dittybopper: There is a pretty reliable drug for that already called "whiskey".

There is a pretty reliable drug for that called "whiskey" marijuana. YMMV.


Worse than whiskeydick
 
2013-10-05 02:37:54 PM  
Maybe it's just me then. Because my blood pretty much explodes through my veins after I smoke. Shoulder and forearm vascularity is pretty crazy, and it tends to stick around "down there" for a solid while too. Way better orgasms as well.
 
2013-10-05 03:25:00 PM  

Sugarbombs: Precision Boobery: Yeah, it's called an SSRI.  It also prevents mature ejaculation and postmature ejaculation.

Zoloft was like a cum dispenser, so I don't know what you're getting at.  Someone could saw off my arm and I'd cum.  That stuff was like ecstasy 24/7.


That sounds great... everyone always talks about premature ejaculation but you hardly hear anyone mention delayed ejaculation, which is just as problematic for some men.
 
2013-10-05 03:27:28 PM  

VTGremlin: Maybe it's just me then. Because my blood pretty much explodes through my veins after I smoke. Shoulder and forearm vascularity is pretty crazy, and it tends to stick around "down there" for a solid while too. Way better orgasms as well.


So, basically you're in a perpetual Kurosawa movie.
 
2013-10-05 03:31:24 PM  

Sugarbombs: Zoloft was like a cum dispenser, so I don't know what you're getting at. Someone could saw off my arm and I'd cum. That stuff was like ecstasy 24/7.


Wellbutrin has made me hornier than I have been in a long time and the fact that just a drink or two packs a real wallop for me now makes me a really cheap date.
 
2013-10-05 03:35:53 PM  

VTGremlin: Maybe it's just me then. Because my blood pretty much explodes through my veins after I smoke. Shoulder and forearm vascularity is pretty crazy, and it tends to stick around "down there" for a solid while too. Way better orgasms as well.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-05 03:42:12 PM  
Someone at NBC got a press release from the company and either didn't know there are already tons of identical products or didn't care.

This is something a man can overcome with mental discipline anyway. The trick is to focus on your breathing (slow, deep breaths will help you stay relaxed, too) and be aware of the s3xytime, but take a neutral attitude toward it, -- including before the date even starts. Arousal progresses almost always in one direction, so start low and try to stay there.

Though it sounds counterintuitive, it can also help to focus on her reactions and doing what works for her, which is obviously a twofer. Like you're solving a rubix cube, you know? You're not focused on your own sensations. And if you are, try to focus on physical sensations other than your naughty bits.

You'll also notice pr0n stars usually don't insert fully. They also take frequent breaks for a beej, but she may or may not appreciate that.

Another trick for a break is to go *all* the way in and hold it or just move a little and grind. They really, really like that, and it's less stimulating for us. If you're on top, try leaning forward so you rub the top of your D on her C, too, for the same reasons.

Any try not to tense your perineum -- that's what happens when you try to hold back urine, and it's the same muscle that spasms to project your seed. Keep it relaxed.
 
2013-10-05 05:50:27 PM  
I don't have a PE problem. HOWEVER, I wouldn't mind testing it out of sheer curiosity
 
2013-10-05 07:14:38 PM  
Unfortunately, I've spent the last several years building up an immunity to lidocaine powder.
 
2013-10-05 07:29:23 PM  

LiberalWeenie: Someone at NBC got a press release from the company and either didn't know there are already tons of identical products or didn't care.

This is something a man can overcome with mental discipline anyway. The trick is to focus on your breathing (slow, deep breaths will help you stay relaxed, too) and be aware of the s3xytime, but take a neutral attitude toward it, -- including before the date even starts. Arousal progresses almost always in one direction, so start low and try to stay there.

Though it sounds counterintuitive, it can also help to focus on her reactions and doing what works for her, which is obviously a twofer. Like you're solving a rubix cube, you know? You're not focused on your own sensations. And if you are, try to focus on physical sensations other than your naughty bits.

You'll also notice pr0n stars usually don't insert fully. They also take frequent breaks for a beej, but she may or may not appreciate that.

Another trick for a break is to go *all* the way in and hold it or just move a little and grind. They really, really like that, and it's less stimulating for us. If you're on top, try leaning forward so you rub the top of your D on her C, too, for the same reasons.

Any try not to tense your perineum -- that's what happens when you try to hold back urine, and it's the same muscle that spasms to project your seed. Keep it relaxed.


Fap?
 
2013-10-05 07:32:52 PM  
Forget about that, I want them to produce love potion #8...
 
2013-10-05 07:38:24 PM  

Podna: dittybopper: There is a pretty reliable drug for that already called "whiskey".

Side effect of whiskey dick though....


Now, I've seen two schools of thought on this. I'm of the opinion that whiskey dick is being able to get it up, but not being able to climax (or finding it very difficult). Others say that it's the inability to become erect in the first place.
 
2013-10-05 08:30:22 PM  
Is this really a problem for anyone over 30?

George Costanza is me on this one
 
2013-10-05 11:05:24 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Podna: dittybopper: There is a pretty reliable drug for that already called "whiskey".

Side effect of whiskey dick though....

Now, I've seen two schools of thought on this. I'm of the opinion that whiskey dick is being able to get it up, but not being able to climax (or finding it very difficult). Others say that it's the inability to become erect in the first place.


Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; 
it provokes the desire, but it takes  790
away the performance: therefore, much drink 
may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: 
it makes him, and it mars him; it sets 
him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, 
and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and  795
not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him 
in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

~Shakespeare
 
2013-10-06 03:53:33 AM  

Arthur Jumbles: Sugarbombs: Precision Boobery: Yeah, it's called an SSRI.  It also prevents mature ejaculation and postmature ejaculation.

Zoloft was like a cum dispenser, so I don't know what you're getting at.  Someone could saw off my arm and I'd cum.  That stuff was like ecstasy 24/7.

That sounds great... everyone always talks about premature ejaculation but you hardly hear anyone mention delayed ejaculation, which is just as problematic for some men.


Probably because they think it's a great thing for their partners who can fark forever without ejaculation.
 
2013-10-06 06:56:37 AM  

dforkus: Is this really a problem for anyone over 30?

George Costanza is me on this one


I've never had a really good pickle.
 
2013-10-06 11:38:05 AM  

JayCab: Unfortunately, I've spent the last several years building up an immunity to lidocaine powder.


Be careful, he was awfully limpy at the end of that movie.
 
2013-10-06 12:02:04 PM  
Anyone ever hear the commericials for Promescent on the radio (mostly internet radio)? I want to reach through my computer and choke whoever came up with them.
 
2013-10-06 12:21:59 PM  
Since when is a 70-year old drug, lidocaine, new?
 
2013-10-06 03:27:31 PM  
yeah,  done in one, booze.
 
2013-10-06 03:46:08 PM  
The article said the average man lasts four minutes...how sad.
 
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