Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Idolator)   Paris Hilton re-launches pop career with raunchy video. Entire music world immediately blames Miley Cyrus   (idolator.com) divider line 60
    More: Fail, glow sticks, Weezy, Lil Wayne  
•       •       •

4336 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 05 Oct 2013 at 9:19 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



60 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-10-05 04:48:25 PM  

danielscissorhands: FrancoFile: danielscissorhands: BigMevy: "re-launches"?  I didn't realize she had a pop career.

Unless by pop career you mean having sex with dudes on camera.  In which case take a P and replace it with rn.

Then you get RNOP!

;)

I thought that was an "m".  So she has a MOP career.  Which is accurate as well.

Actually, if you add the m to the last p, you get:

POM.

She is relaunching here career as a spokeperson for POM.

[www.nubbytwiglet.com image 240x268]


Please don't compare her vagina to pomegranates.  Because I like pomegranates.
 
2013-10-05 05:17:24 PM  

FrancoFile: danielscissorhands: FrancoFile: danielscissorhands: BigMevy: "re-launches"?  I didn't realize she had a pop career.

Unless by pop career you mean having sex with dudes on camera.  In which case take a P and replace it with rn.

Then you get RNOP!

;)

I thought that was an "m".  So she has a MOP career.  Which is accurate as well.

Actually, if you add the m to the last p, you get:

POM.

She is relaunching here career as a spokeperson for POM.

[www.nubbytwiglet.com image 240x268]

Please don't compare her vagina to pomegranates.  Because I like pomegranates.


If I ever impulsively decide to have a sex change operation, I will be sure to get a pomegranate vagina.

Hmm. But then everyone will take it for 'granate!
 
2013-10-05 06:33:59 PM  
I guess Amber Sweet is addicted to the life.
/shrugs.
 
2013-10-05 07:10:21 PM  

doctor wu: Coiled Hot 1: DubyaHater: I like her "Rich Girl" tank top. We get it...daddy has provided you with enough money so you will never have to worry about being useful human being. Now be a good girl and disappear. There must be a mansion or Bentley waiting to be purchased somewhere.

She's made 5 times the money he did. If anything he's here monkey on a chain. .Not defending her at all. She knows exactly what she's doing and it's working, which is a sad testament to today's misguided youth. I'm going to eat the onion off m belt now.

Uh, I'd say you're off by a few billion dollars.


Youre right. I was thinking of Miley Cyrus. My bad.
 
2013-10-05 10:52:19 PM  

Fade2black: LectertheChef: Fade2black: AaronSynn: The 'famous for being famous' trashy chick circle is now complete....

We trash Paris for the obvious reasons...but I do have to give her props that she seems to have mellowed out in the past 5 years or so since her "stint" in Jail.  We certainly don't hear about her partying like Lohan or getting fisted by every video camera within 5 miles like Miley.  I concur with a few people in here...I would eat every inch of her.

What is it with you guys and your stringy meats? Kim Kardashian's the one to eat. Well fatted, soft and tender meats. There's probably not a bad cut of meat on her body. On the other hand, Paris Hilton would probably be a fun fark.

You just nailed it.  Paris seems like she'd be fun...uppity C U next Tuesdays like Kim Kardashian I would imagine feel it's a privelage to be in the same zip code as them...she probably lays there like a dead fish.


There's no "probably" to it. Kim made the tape, and it's a fact she's a bra-wearing dead fish in the sack.
 
2013-10-05 11:19:36 PM  
Nails. On. Chalkboard. Actually I'd prefer that over listening to Paris.

Pity that gorgeous body is marred by such an vapid, shallow, grating personality.
 
2013-10-06 02:19:22 AM  
Paris who?

/her 15 minutes were up long ago
 
2013-10-06 03:32:51 AM  

danielscissorhands: I didn't think the song could get any worse, but then Lil Wayne started singing.

Not having listened to Lil Wayne before, I pose this question:

Am I living in "Idiocracy" or is there a more complex reason for why Lil Wayne has fans?


I was just listening to NWA in GTA5 and realized how entirely shiatty most of their lyrics were.  I absolutely loved NWA and rap/hip hop in general but looking back at it most of it was laughably bad.   So apparently some make crappy art and some mindlessly enjoy it.  It's a phase of the human condition.
 
2013-10-06 11:41:07 AM  
The secret to enjoying the video is to turn off the audio and tape a picture of Kate Upton on the computer screen.
 
2013-10-06 12:00:41 PM  

Holfax: The secret to enjoying the video is to turn off the audio and tape a picture of Kate Upton on the computer screen.


www.vh1.com
 
Displayed 10 of 60 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report