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(Idolator)   Paris Hilton re-launches pop career with raunchy video. Entire music world immediately blames Miley Cyrus   (idolator.com) divider line 60
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2013-10-05 09:25:02 AM
I'd still wreck it like Princess Diana's limo.
 
2013-10-05 09:28:43 AM
"Entire music world"

fark.com/entertainment?
 
2013-10-05 09:29:08 AM
Subby does not understand the meaning of raunchy, or is an annoying prude.

Skin =\= raunchy
 
2013-10-05 09:31:24 AM
Looks like her Carl's Jr ad outfit?

/your kids are starving
//Carl's Jr believes no child should go hungry
///you are an unfit mother
 
2013-10-05 09:31:56 AM
No rack. Paris Hilton. Lil Wayne. God, does the fail ever end?
 
2013-10-05 09:49:11 AM
Saying Miley Cyrus inspired Paris Hilton to be a skank is like saying Lil Wayne inspired Keith Richards to try drugs.
 
2013-10-05 09:51:10 AM
Miley Cyrus =/= Instagreen


img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-10-05 10:09:13 AM
Wow. That was bad even with my lowered expectations. Her monotone singing is annoying.
 
2013-10-05 10:12:20 AM
Is she singing thru the nose?
 
2013-10-05 10:26:04 AM
This is a song about how drunk you have to be to tolerate her?
 
2013-10-05 10:28:07 AM
Didn't this herpetic skank stop being relevant 5 years ago?
 
2013-10-05 10:28:54 AM
Paris Hilton's 2013 return to music moves her work into the tried but true framework of other party pop divas such as Ke$ha and Miley Cyrus. Her new song "Good Time" evokes the hedonistic sensations of contemporary night life via an underlying trance beat with electronic vocals. She astutely observes that, yes she's a bit tipsy, perhaps even blackout drunk, and prepared to engage in cheap coitus, but she's having a good time because she's with good company.

This prompts her to ask, are you having a good time? Although the question is more rhetorical in nature, what she is really asking is do you feel the shared connection while we grind on the dance floor in an ecstasy fueled display of simulated sex. The question goes deeper and is indicative of a society that is bored and now culturally bankrupt, but asking are you having a good time, even though there is nothing substantial left, and all that remains to be enjoyed from a falling Rome are tawdry exploits resonating from the most base instincts, yet still there is a good time to be had.

Such explorative questions that are simple, but multidimensional shows real growth in her work and is something we'll be asking for quite some time.
 
2013-10-05 10:32:21 AM

Pharque-it: Is she singing thru the nose?


I think they had to use a lot of auto-tune to correct her 'singing'.
 
2013-10-05 10:37:05 AM

MayoSlather: Paris Hilton's 2013 return to music moves her work into the tried but true framework of other party pop divas such as Ke$ha and Miley Cyrus. Her new song "Good Time" evokes the hedonistic sensations of contemporary night life via an underlying trance beat with electronic vocals. She astutely observes that, yes she's a bit tipsy, perhaps even blackout drunk, and prepared to engage in cheap coitus, but she's having a good time because she's with good company.

This prompts her to ask, are you having a good time? Although the question is more rhetorical in nature, what she is really asking is do you feel the shared connection while we grind on the dance floor in an ecstasy fueled display of simulated sex. The question goes deeper and is indicative of a society that is bored and now culturally bankrupt, but asking are you having a good time, even though there is nothing substantial left, and all that remains to be enjoyed from a falling Rome are tawdry exploits resonating from the most base instincts, yet still there is a good time to be had.

Such explorative questions that are simple, but multidimensional shows real growth in her work and is something we'll be asking for quite some time.


This is either a paid review or an exquisite troll job.  Hoping the latter.
 
2013-10-05 10:39:24 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-05 10:42:44 AM
I didn't think the song could get any worse, but then Lil Wayne started singing.

Not having listened to Lil Wayne before, I pose this question:

Am I living in "Idiocracy" or is there a more complex reason for why Lil Wayne has fans?
 
2013-10-05 10:44:17 AM
Lil Wayne is horrible. Paris should stick to self made porn. She seems to know her way around a dick,
 
2013-10-05 10:46:40 AM

Coiled Hot 1: Lil Wayne is horrible. Paris should stick to self made porn. She seems to know her way around a dick,


At least better than she can sing, which isn't saying much.
 
2013-10-05 10:46:53 AM

danielscissorhands: I didn't think the song could get any worse, but then Lil Wayne started singing.

Not having listened to Lil Wayne before, I pose this question:

Am I living in "Idiocracy" or is there a more complex reason for why Lil Wayne has fans?


I thought the same thing. Mike Judge is the Nostradamus of our time.
 
2013-10-05 10:48:23 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-05 10:48:42 AM

ukexpat: Coiled Hot 1: Lil Wayne is horrible. Paris should stick to self made porn. She seems to know her way around a dick,

At least better than she can sing, which isn't saying much.


Snert!!
 
2013-10-05 11:10:00 AM

Coiled Hot 1: danielscissorhands: I didn't think the song could get any worse, but then Lil Wayne started singing.

Not having listened to Lil Wayne before, I pose this question:

Am I living in "Idiocracy" or is there a more complex reason for why Lil Wayne has fans?

I thought the same thing. Mike Judge is the Nostradamus of our time.


Indeed.

fisker: [i.imgur.com image 850x438]


Lil Wayne is a true wordsmith.
 
2013-10-05 11:20:21 AM
I like her "Rich Girl" tank top. We get it...daddy has provided you with enough money so you will never have to worry about being useful human being. Now be a good girl and disappear. There must be a mansion or Bentley waiting to be purchased somewhere.
 
2013-10-05 11:20:56 AM

danielscissorhands: I didn't think the song could get any worse, but then Lil Wayne started singing.

Not having listened to Lil Wayne before, I pose this question:

Am I living in "Idiocracy" or is there a more complex reason for why Lil Wayne has fans?


Recently saw what logically should be the sequel to idiocracy. its called the purge. feel good story of the year.
 
2013-10-05 11:32:24 AM

DubyaHater: I like her "Rich Girl" tank top. We get it...daddy has provided you with enough money so you will never have to worry about being useful human being. Now be a good girl and disappear. There must be a mansion or Bentley waiting to be purchased somewhere.


She's made 5 times the money he did. If anything he's here monkey on a chain. .Not defending her at all. She knows exactly what she's doing and it's working, which is a sad testament to today's misguided youth. I'm going to eat the onion off m belt now.
 
2013-10-05 11:41:36 AM

Aezetyr: MayoSlather: Paris Hilton's 2013 return to music moves her work into the tried but true framework of other party pop divas such as Ke$ha and Miley Cyrus. Her new song "Good Time" evokes the hedonistic sensations of contemporary night life via an underlying trance beat with electronic vocals. She astutely observes that, yes she's a bit tipsy, perhaps even blackout drunk, and prepared to engage in cheap coitus, but she's having a good time because she's with good company.

This prompts her to ask, are you having a good time? Although the question is more rhetorical in nature, what she is really asking is do you feel the shared connection while we grind on the dance floor in an ecstasy fueled display of simulated sex. The question goes deeper and is indicative of a society that is bored and now culturally bankrupt, but asking are you having a good time, even though there is nothing substantial left, and all that remains to be enjoyed from a falling Rome are tawdry exploits resonating from the most base instincts, yet still there is a good time to be had.

Such explorative questions that are simple, but multidimensional shows real growth in her work and is something we'll be asking for quite some time.

This is either a paid review or an exquisite troll job.  Hoping the latter.


American Psycho homage, sillypants. Well done.
 
2013-10-05 11:47:59 AM
Almost sounded like a Chipmunks recording.  I kept waiting to hear Dave yell "Alvin!".
 
2013-10-05 11:59:47 AM

danielscissorhands: I didn't think the song could get any worse, but then Lil Wayne started singing.

Not having listened to Lil Wayne before, I pose this question:

Am I living in "Idiocracy" or is there a more complex reason for why Lil Wayne has fans?


B-b-but rap is poetry....and deep....and...from the street.....n stuff!
 
2013-10-05 12:05:43 PM

Coiled Hot 1: DubyaHater: I like her "Rich Girl" tank top. We get it...daddy has provided you with enough money so you will never have to worry about being useful human being. Now be a good girl and disappear. There must be a mansion or Bentley waiting to be purchased somewhere.

She's made 5 times the money he did. If anything he's here monkey on a chain. .Not defending her at all. She knows exactly what she's doing and it's working, which is a sad testament to today's misguided youth. I'm going to eat the onion off m belt now.


Uh, I'd say you're off by a few billion dollars.
 
2013-10-05 12:16:47 PM
Paris Hil-


the-evan.com
 
2013-10-05 12:24:23 PM

MayoSlather: Paris Hilton's 2013 return to music moves her work into the tried but true framework of other party pop divas such as Ke$ha and Miley Cyrus. Her new song "Good Time" evokes the hedonistic sensations of contemporary night life via an underlying trance beat with electronic vocals. She astutely observes that, yes she's a bit tipsy, perhaps even blackout drunk, and prepared to engage in cheap coitus, but she's having a good time because she's with good company.

This prompts her to ask, are you having a good time? Although the question is more rhetorical in nature, what she is really asking is do you feel the shared connection while we grind on the dance floor in an ecstasy fueled display of simulated sex. The question goes deeper and is indicative of a society that is bored and now culturally bankrupt, but asking are you having a good time, even though there is nothing substantial left, and all that remains to be enjoyed from a falling Rome are tawdry exploits resonating from the most base instincts, yet still there is a good time to be had.

Such explorative questions that are simple, but multidimensional shows real growth in her work and is something we'll be asking for quite some time.


More thought went into this review than the entire song and video.
 
2013-10-05 12:29:44 PM
"re-launches"?  I didn't realize she had a pop career.

Unless by pop career you mean having sex with dudes on camera.  In which case take a P and replace it with rn.
 
2013-10-05 12:37:05 PM

BigMevy: "re-launches"?  I didn't realize she had a pop career.

Unless by pop career you mean having sex with dudes on camera.  In which case take a P and replace it with rn.


Then you get RNOP!

;)
 
2013-10-05 12:41:35 PM

danielscissorhands: BigMevy: "re-launches"?  I didn't realize she had a pop career.

Unless by pop career you mean having sex with dudes on camera.  In which case take a P and replace it with rn.

Then you get RNOP!

;)


I thought that was an "m".  So she has a MOP career.  Which is accurate as well.
 
2013-10-05 12:47:43 PM

FrancoFile: danielscissorhands: BigMevy: "re-launches"?  I didn't realize she had a pop career.

Unless by pop career you mean having sex with dudes on camera.  In which case take a P and replace it with rn.

Then you get RNOP!

;)

I thought that was an "m".  So she has a MOP career.  Which is accurate as well.


I thought it was an m too,
but then i thought maybe it just looks like an m on my phone.
 
2013-10-05 12:49:12 PM
 
2013-10-05 12:50:26 PM

BigMevy: "re-launches"?  I didn't realize she had a pop career.

Unless by pop career you mean having sex with dudes on camera.  In which case take a P and replace it with rn.


Oh, now I get it.
 
2013-10-05 12:54:14 PM
She launches all her careers with raunchy videos.
 
2013-10-05 01:12:31 PM

LectertheChef: An antidote for the Paris Hilton poison.


antiantidote
 
2013-10-05 01:39:14 PM

Wrong Trousers: Pharque-it: Is she singing thru the nose?

I think they had to use a lot of auto-tune to correct her 'singing'.


I believe at some point the producer said, "fark it, we'll just autotune the whole damn thing".
 
2013-10-05 02:30:29 PM
I'd eat every inch of her.

Literally.
 
2013-10-05 02:40:18 PM
The 'famous for being famous' trashy chick circle is now complete....
 
2013-10-05 02:57:07 PM
It's un-farking-believable what passes for music these days. There's so much auto-tune in that song they may as well have just used a computer to do the whole thing.
 
2013-10-05 03:18:47 PM
Am I living in "Idiocracy" or is there a more complex reason for why Lil Wayne has fans?

Even though I'm an old fart, XMU, college radio and my 12 year old keep me kind of informed.  Wasn't familiar with Lil Wayne.  One of my co-workers rolled me a compilation CD for my edification; I billed her for the 120 seconds it took me to get through the first 10 seconds of each 'song'.  Horrible.
 
2013-10-05 03:19:31 PM

AaronSynn: The 'famous for being famous' trashy chick circle is now complete....


We trash Paris for the obvious reasons...but I do have to give her props that she seems to have mellowed out in the past 5 years or so since her "stint" in Jail.  We certainly don't hear about her partying like Lohan or getting fisted by every video camera within 5 miles like Miley.  I concur with a few people in here...I would eat every inch of her.
 
2013-10-05 03:36:11 PM
The stupidity is so farking thick in that clip.  I can't believe that anyone would give away money for that.

She's cute but Jesus, that's just too much stupid for me to endure.
 
2013-10-05 03:44:09 PM

jmr61: I'd eat every inch of her.

Literally.


She might make for a nice stew, perhaps a pot roast. But she's far too stringy and gamey for a proper steak.
 
2013-10-05 03:48:43 PM

Fade2black: AaronSynn: The 'famous for being famous' trashy chick circle is now complete....

We trash Paris for the obvious reasons...but I do have to give her props that she seems to have mellowed out in the past 5 years or so since her "stint" in Jail.  We certainly don't hear about her partying like Lohan or getting fisted by every video camera within 5 miles like Miley.  I concur with a few people in here...I would eat every inch of her.


What is it with you guys and your stringy meats? Kim Kardashian's the one to eat. Well fatted, soft and tender meats. There's probably not a bad cut of meat on her body. On the other hand, Paris Hilton would probably be a fun fark.
 
2013-10-05 03:56:44 PM

LectertheChef: Fade2black: AaronSynn: The 'famous for being famous' trashy chick circle is now complete....

We trash Paris for the obvious reasons...but I do have to give her props that she seems to have mellowed out in the past 5 years or so since her "stint" in Jail.  We certainly don't hear about her partying like Lohan or getting fisted by every video camera within 5 miles like Miley.  I concur with a few people in here...I would eat every inch of her.

What is it with you guys and your stringy meats? Kim Kardashian's the one to eat. Well fatted, soft and tender meats. There's probably not a bad cut of meat on her body. On the other hand, Paris Hilton would probably be a fun fark.


You just nailed it.  Paris seems like she'd be fun...uppity C U next Tuesdays like Kim Kardashian I would imagine feel it's a privelage to be in the same zip code as them...she probably lays there like a dead fish.
 
2013-10-05 04:26:23 PM

FrancoFile: danielscissorhands: BigMevy: "re-launches"?  I didn't realize she had a pop career.

Unless by pop career you mean having sex with dudes on camera.  In which case take a P and replace it with rn.

Then you get RNOP!

;)

I thought that was an "m".  So she has a MOP career.  Which is accurate as well.


Actually, if you add the m to the last p, you get:

POM.

She is relaunching here career as a spokeperson for POM.

www.nubbytwiglet.com
 
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