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(Daily Mail)   Tattoo "artist" fined £300 for botched inking of Marilyn Monroe 'that looked like a blow up doll'   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Marilyn Monroe, curly hair  
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2013-10-05 08:29:43 AM  
5 votes:
It looks more like a sexy come-hithering Rhea Perlman

/$50 for an in-home visit from Mr Ice cool over there?  You get what you pay for.
2013-10-05 09:36:07 AM  
4 votes:
Low grade people problems.
2013-10-05 10:19:08 AM  
2 votes:
No regerts.
2013-10-05 09:46:39 AM  
2 votes:
I wonder if in 80 years dumb girls will be getting Kim Kardashian tattoos.
2013-10-05 09:40:14 AM  
2 votes:
Was the tattoo artist kwame?
2013-10-05 09:38:12 AM  
2 votes:
When looking for a service provider to give you a tattoo that will last forever, the guy with the face tattoos might not be entirely reliable or exercise good judgement..

Just saying.
2013-10-05 09:35:58 AM  
2 votes:
That chick is 17?

2013-10-05 09:32:52 AM  
2 votes:
Isn't this the guy that claimed some people WANTED crappy tattoos, so he specialized in them?
2013-10-05 11:36:35 AM  
1 vote:

Bungles: It's basically the old story of "Two hairdressers on a desert island, one with a terrible haircut, one with a great hair cut. Who do you get your haircut by?".

/although look for food, shelter, and water first.

Just remember the rule of 3's for your priorities.  You can only survive:
- 3 minutes without air
- 3 hours without shelter
- 3 days without water
- 3 weeks without food
- 3 months without a haircut
2013-10-05 11:33:58 AM  
1 vote:
I should do a webcomic where all the characters are based on bad tattoos.
2013-10-05 10:38:40 AM  
1 vote:
2013-10-05 10:33:28 AM  
1 vote:
I guess those Eurythmics royalty checks have really dried up.
2013-10-05 10:15:51 AM  
1 vote:
It needs a nekkid JFK going down on her and it would be complete....
2013-10-05 10:15:43 AM  
1 vote:

omeganuepsilon: Quantum Apostrophe: omeganuepsilon: just starting to barely lose it's smoothness natural to a youth.

Can you lose that apostrophe in that possessive pronoun? It doesn't look smooth or natural.

Go find a 3d printing thread to troll.

2013-10-05 10:09:33 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe he didn't like her and she was complaining about the pain.  I know tattoo artists like this, and that wreck could easily be fixed.  It looks like a generic outline.. Add darker outline and color, and Ta-Da..  Congrats, you have a whore on your arm.
2013-10-05 09:41:48 AM  
1 vote:
You know what looks really nice?  When they tattoo the Gray's Anatomy (the book) view of a cadaver's dissected neck on their own neck.  Presentable.
2013-10-05 09:41:29 AM  
1 vote:
At a proper place, with a proper tattooist, that's a £500 tattoo. Photographic black and white shading is about as hard as tattooing comes. So the story is basically "Woman complains about $50 tattoo she paid £50 for".

He should be fined of course though, because she was underage.
2013-10-05 09:41:13 AM  
1 vote:
wish I could be around to see what it looks like when she's 60.
/she probably does too.
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